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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: WiregrassTiger on August 24, 2012, 09:04:53 AM
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Warning: It has long been established that lawyers make too much money but they make waaaaay too much money in the circle city. Do not try to pull out onto a thoroughfare behind an ambulance in the circle city. :haha: Fair and balanced, al reports: DOTHAN, Alabama -- Alabama lawyers wanting to bring in the cash flow don't have to look too far. Business Insider recently named Dothan as one of the five U.S. cities where lawyers make the most money.
http://blog.al.com/montgomery/2012/08/dothan_makes_list_of_top_5_cit.html#incart_river_default
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There is only one who cares.
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And now we know the rest of the story.
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While there are attorneys who make a substantial amount of money, there are also a significant number of attorneys who do not. Almost one-fourth of attorneys in Alabama made $25,000 or less before taxes in 2009.
We're still all evil sons of bitches; we're just not all rich evil sons of bitches.
http://www.alabar.org/media/news/images/04042012_Economic-SurveyofLawyersinAlabama2010Report.pdf
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While there are attorneys who make a substantial amount of money, there are also a significant number of attorneys who do not. Almost one-fourth of attorneys in Alabama made $25,000 or less before taxes in 2009.
We're still all evil sons of bitches; we're just not all rich evil sons of bitches.
http://www.alabar.org/media/news/images/04042012_Economic-SurveyofLawyersinAlabama2010Report.pdf
Cause they get paid in straight cash homey.
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While there are attorneys who make a substantial amount of money, there are also a significant number of attorneys who do not. Almost one-fourth of attorneys in Alabama made $25,000 or less before taxes in 2009.
We're still all evil sons of bitches; we're just not all rich evil sons of bitches.
http://www.alabar.org/media/news/images/04042012_Economic-SurveyofLawyersinAlabama2010Report.pdf
See, why do you have to try to confuse things with facts and stuff? Bottom line, we need wealth redistribution from others to me.
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Cause they get paid in straight cash homey.
Sometimes, but not as often as people would think.
Attorneys who make lots of money typically have prominent clients. Prominent clients are more often than not business entities. Business entities want to be able to take deductions for their expenses. Payments for legal services rendered to business entities can often be deducted. It doesn't behoove businesses to pay attorneys cash under the table, because then they have no way of deducting those expenses.
Same thing goes for large firms who have associates and junior partners which make $100,000+ a year. The wages they pay their employees are deductible. Pay them in cash and you can't deduct it. Not to mention that I've never seen a large firm handle their payroll in cash.
I don't doubt that many attorneys receive cash and don't report it, but I don't think it happens quite as often and in as large amounts as many people think. I highly doubt that the 27% of full-time attorneys who reported making less than $50,000 a year before taxes have tons of cash payments that they're hiding which would significantly increase their income.
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See, why do you have to try to confuse things with facts and stuff? Bottom line, we need wealth redistribution from others to me.
You voting for Obama?
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Sometimes, but not as often as people would think.
Attorneys who make lots of money typically have prominent clients. Prominent clients are more often than not business entities. Business entities want to be able to take deductions for their expenses. Payments for legal services rendered to business entities can often be deducted. It doesn't behoove businesses to pay attorneys cash under the table, because then they have no way of deducting those expenses.
Same thing goes for large firms who have associates and junior partners which make $100,000+ a year. The wages they pay their employees are deductible. Pay them in cash and you can't deduct it. Not to mention that I've never seen a large firm handle their payroll in cash.
I don't doubt that many attorneys receive cash and don't report it, but I don't think it happens quite as often and in as large amounts as many people think. I highly doubt that the 27% of full-time attorneys who reported making less than $50,000 a year before taxes have tons of cash payments that they're hiding which would significantly increase their income.
I think Sani was referring to your side business of male prostitution.
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I think Sani was referring to your side business of male prostitution.
Sure, but I don't give any legal advice while doing the helicopter dick in front of one of my Johns.
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Sometimes, but not as often as people would think.
Attorneys who make lots of money typically have prominent clients. Prominent clients are more often than not business entities. Business entities want to be able to take deductions for their expenses. Payments for legal services rendered to business entities can often be deducted. It doesn't behoove businesses to pay attorneys cash under the table, because then they have no way of deducting those expenses.
Same thing goes for large firms who have associates and junior partners which make $100,000+ a year. The wages they pay their employees are deductible. Pay them in cash and you can't deduct it. Not to mention that I've never seen a large firm handle their payroll in cash.
I don't doubt that many attorneys receive cash and don't report it, but I don't think it happens quite as often and in as large amounts as many people think. I highly doubt that the 27% of full-time attorneys who reported making less than $50,000 a year before taxes have tons of cash payments that they're hiding which would significantly increase their income.
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You voting for Obama?
Are you on crack?
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I wonder why a certain someone hasn't posted in this thread? He's probably on this fourth vacation of the summer.
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I wonder why a certain someone hasn't posted in this thread? He's probably on this fourth vacation of the summer.
:haha:
He's skeered.
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Are you on crack?
Thats a TigerX prerequisite.
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Thats a Clemson TigerX prerequisite.
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I have good information telling me that the knock off Tigers are doing bath salt these days.
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Sometimes, but not as often as people would think.
Attorneys who make lots of money typically have prominent clients. Prominent clients are more often than not business entities. Business entities want to be able to take deductions for their expenses. Payments for legal services rendered to business entities can often be deducted. It doesn't behoove businesses to pay attorneys cash under the table, because then they have no way of deducting those expenses.
Same thing goes for large firms who have associates and junior partners which make $100,000+ a year. The wages they pay their employees are deductible. Pay them in cash and you can't deduct it. Not to mention that I've never seen a large firm handle their payroll in cash.
I don't doubt that many attorneys receive cash and don't report it, but I don't think it happens quite as often and in as large amounts as many people think. I highly doubt that the 27% of full-time attorneys who reported making less than $50,000 a year before taxes have tons of cash payments that they're hiding which would significantly increase their income.
Maybe they should just move to Dothan. I wish we could get some Dothan atty input or maybe someone could come to their defense? Although, they do have the right to remain silent.
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Sometimes, but not as often as people would think.
Attorneys who make lots of money typically have prominent clients. Prominent clients are more often than not business entities. Business entities want to be able to take deductions for their expenses. Payments for legal services rendered to business entities can often be deducted. It doesn't behoove businesses to pay attorneys cash under the table, because then they have no way of deducting those expenses.
Same thing goes for large firms who have associates and junior partners which make $100,000+ a year. The wages they pay their employees are deductible. Pay them in cash and you can't deduct it. Not to mention that I've never seen a large firm handle their payroll in cash.
I don't doubt that many attorneys receive cash and don't report it, but I don't think it happens quite as often and in as large amounts as many people think. I highly doubt that the 27% of full-time attorneys who reported making less than $50,000 a year before taxes have tons of cash payments that they're hiding which would significantly increase their income.
Always ask for the cash price.
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Always ask for the cash price.
Or, never go to a strip club that doesn't take IOU's.
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Snaggle? :crickets:
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Snags is sitting. Simmering even.
Waiting to pounce.
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Sorry Snaggle has had a busy morning.
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Instead of a "lawyer that cares", perhaps Snaggle is actually a lawya that don't give a shit? The Honey Barrister?
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Sorry Snaggle has had a busy morning.
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Sorry Snaggle has had a busy morning.
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That's why he bought that silo!
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Just getting back in from my weekend. Took the jet down to St. Thomas for a couple of days of spear fishing, but the yacht had engine trouble. (Of course, I fired the Captain..it was the 2nd time in a year). So, I used the opportunity to get my contractor started on the rock/waterfall formation around the pool at my villa. The view from the 3rd floor bedroom window will be brilliant.
What have you guys been talking about? Anything new?
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Just getting back in from my weekend. Took the jet down to St. Thomas for a couple of days of spear fishing, but the yacht had engine trouble. (Of course, I fired the Captain..it was the 2nd time in a year). So, I used the opportunity to get my contractor started on the rock/waterfall formation around the pool at my villa. The view from the 3rd floor bedroom window will be brilliant.
What have you guys been talking about? Anything new?
Sounds like a pretty normal weekend for you. Sorry about the yacht trouble. I haven't tried to crank mine in years.
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I haven't tried to crank mine in years.
They have pills for that now.
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They have pills for that now.
Do the generic pills work just as good?
Hey I may be cheap, but at least I'm not proud!
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Do the generic pills work just as good?
Hey I may be cheap, but at least I'm not proud!
:) My parents smile a lot.
I'd tell you to ask Snags but he's a known label whore.
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I'd tell you to ask Snags but he's a known label whore.
I would imagine that its kind of hard to get your crank on without a set of balls.
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:) My parents smile a lot.
I'd tell you to ask Snags but he's a known label whore.
When you make the kind of bank Sangs does, you can't be anything else but a label whore.
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When make the kind of bank Sangs does, you can't be anything else but a label whore.
Engrishes?
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Engrishes?
I fixed it. You're dirty whorish mouf, shut it! In a fog today man, in a fog, don't judge me!
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I fixed it. Your dirty whorish mouf, shut it! In a fog today man, in a fog, don't judge me!
Don't let good grammar suffer while you manage your time between drinks.
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Don't let good grammar suffer while you manage your time between drinks.
:fu:
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Engrishes?
He said that you don't let anything come between you and your Calvin Kleins
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He said that you don't let anything come between you and your Calvin Kleins
Pfffftttttt. CK's are shit tier clothing to a man with a silo full of money.
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Pfffftttttt. CK's are shit tier clothing to a man with a silo full of money.
Well you have to remember his age. CK's were the shiznit in the 80's.
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Well you have to remember his age. CK's were the shiznit in the 80's.
True, it must suck to have all that money and in a few years you won't remember where it's at.
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Pfffftttttt. CK's are shit tier clothing to a man with a silo full of money.
Money, Money, Money, Money, Money
Everybody's got a price,
Everybody's gonna pay
Cuz the Million dollar Man,
Always gets his way
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They have pills for that now.
My YACHT, YACHT.... I say. I can still crank the other unit. Barely. The pull cord is wearing thin but it still works when you yank it.
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Every girl's crazy bout' a sharp dressed man
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Do you tight roll those CK jeans, Snags?
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Do you tight roll those CK jeans, Snags?
Armani, bitch