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Title: The Sharing Of Marriage
Post by: loyadyBed on August 09, 2012, 01:28:19 PM
The Sharing Of Marriage (humor)
 
The old man placed an order for one hamburger,
French fries and a drink.
 
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and
carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
 
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them
.... As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
 
Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'
 
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything
 
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
 
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything..'
 
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
 
She answered
Title: Re: The Sharing Of Marriage
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 09, 2012, 01:29:39 PM
WHAT THE HELL DID SHE SAY?????????????!?!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: The Sharing Of Marriage
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 09, 2012, 01:46:08 PM
Wait for it....
Title: Re: The Sharing Of Marriage
Post by: Saniflush on August 09, 2012, 01:49:26 PM
She said...


"Me so horny."
Title: Re: The Sharing Of Marriage
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 09, 2012, 01:58:32 PM
Quote from: Saniflush on August 09, 2012, 01:49:26 PM
She said...


"Me so horny."

Turn around, stick it out, even white boys have to shout
Title: Re: The Sharing Of Marriage
Post by: djsimp on August 09, 2012, 02:09:07 PM
Now I know why this was not posted in the "Joke of the Day" thread.
Title: Re: The Sharing Of Marriage
Post by: Shug Dye on August 09, 2012, 02:26:10 PM
Arrrggghhhhhh this is driving me nuts.


What the fuck did she say?!!!!
Title: Re: The Sharing Of Marriage
Post by: Godfather on August 09, 2012, 02:41:09 PM
The Teeth
Title: Re: The Sharing Of Marriage
Post by: Kaos on August 09, 2012, 02:42:58 PM
She said....

We're cool. I just poisoned his ass. 
Title: Re: The Sharing Of Marriage
Post by: djsimp on August 09, 2012, 02:45:14 PM
Quote from: Godfather on August 09, 2012, 02:41:09 PM
The Teeth

Thats not even funny.


By the way, I see you looking at me.
Title: Re: The Sharing Of Marriage
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 09, 2012, 02:50:35 PM
Quote from: Godfather on August 09, 2012, 02:41:09 PM
The Teeth

I don't get it, Big Dan.
Title: Re: The Sharing Of Marriage
Post by: Shug Dye on August 09, 2012, 02:55:34 PM
Oh Gawd.

They share the teeth. They fucking share the teeth.

Arrrgggghhhhhhhhh..... :puke:
Title: Re: The Sharing Of Marriage
Post by: AWK on August 09, 2012, 03:24:22 PM
penisboob.
Title: Re: The Sharing Of Marriage
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 09, 2012, 03:26:50 PM
Worst first post EVAR?

Nevermind...I forgot about Jake.
Title: Re: The Sharing Of Marriage
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 09, 2012, 03:29:05 PM
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 09, 2012, 03:26:50 PM
Worst first post EVAR?

At first, I thought Jake's song was the worst.  But then after listening a few more times I realized...Good hip hop does still exist.