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Title: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Godfather on October 18, 2007, 02:04:41 PM
WTF? Is this site becoming like that little puppy that is so cute when he's little, then he grows up and shits all over the house, and he ends up being chained outside for all of eternity? Where is everyone?

This is worse then that time when Chad was raped by a Michael Jackson impersonator.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Lurking Tiger on October 18, 2007, 02:10:50 PM
WTF? Is this site becoming like that little puppy that is so cute when he's little, then he grows up and shits all over the house, and he ends up being chained outside for all of eternity? Where is everyone?

This is worse then that time when Chad was raped by a Michael Jackson impersonator.

Randall created a hidden forum for the good posters.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: wesfau on October 18, 2007, 02:15:08 PM
Randall created a hidden forum for the good posters.

OH, Snap.

I blame Howard.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Saniflush on October 18, 2007, 02:19:33 PM
OH, Snap.

I blame Howard.

I will take the blame but I think Randall sux at teh ebays too much for other super secret forums.

I have just been busy as hell since i got back from Fayetteville Sunday night.  geez I need to hit lotto!
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Lurking Tiger on October 18, 2007, 02:25:08 PM
I have just been busy as hell since i got back from Fayetteville Sunday night.  geez I need to hit lotto!

I was told that I just missed you at the Treefort.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Saniflush on October 18, 2007, 02:26:27 PM
I was told that I just missed you at the Treefort.


I tried to call you but according to your message "you were not receiving messages at that time".
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Jumbo on October 18, 2007, 02:42:01 PM
WTF? Is this site becoming like that little puppy that is so cute when he's little, then he grows up and shits all over the house, and he ends up being chained outside for all of eternity? Where is everyone?

This is worse then that time when Chad was raped by a Michael Jackson impersonator.
Im still here talking shit, I have been running karaoke from 11pm-4am and It stops me from posting! did you get my pm?
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Saniflush on October 18, 2007, 02:43:54 PM
did you get my pm?

No but he got the restraining order.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Lurking Tiger on October 18, 2007, 02:47:40 PM

I tried to call you but according to your message "you were not receiving messages at that time".

I think the Ark BOT installed a jamming device that won't allow anyone near the stadium to send or receive cell phone calls or text message just prior to game time. Seems they were having a problem with some of the employees.

The TF is a pretty slick setup.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Saniflush on October 18, 2007, 02:54:35 PM
I think the Ark BOT installed a jamming device that won't allow anyone near the stadium to send or receive cell phone calls or text message just prior to game time. Seems they were having a problem with some of the employees.

The TF is a pretty slick setup.


Slick hell!  It is absolutely badass!  Would be nice to have something like that on the plains.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Jumbo on October 18, 2007, 02:55:34 PM
No but he got the restraining order.
So what if I drive by his house 5 times a day,thats normal
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Tiger Six on October 18, 2007, 04:54:48 PM
I have been busy as hell. 

The Joint Commission has been at the hospital all week.  To put it in terms that the rest of you will understand, that is like the Health Department showing up at jumbo's place, SACS showing up where Taylor goes to school, or the mafia showing up where Mark is employed.  In other words, they ask a lot of questions and make a lot of suggestions. 

Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Kaos on October 18, 2007, 09:17:06 PM
I've had actual work crap to do lately.  Pissing me off.

Haven't even had time to update the Raven files.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Lurking Tiger on October 18, 2007, 09:52:04 PM
I have been busy as hell. 

The Joint Commission has been at the hospital all week.  To put it in terms that the rest of you will understand, that is like the Health Department showing up at jumbo's place, SACS showing up where Taylor goes to school, or the mafia showing up where Mark is employed.  In other words, they ask a lot of questions and make a lot of suggestions. 



There is no such thing as the Mafia.

Which hospital are you at ?
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 18, 2007, 11:19:50 PM
I've been in Montgomery, Sylacauga, Birmingham, Decatur, Oxford, Anniston, Douglasville, GA, Atlanta, and Columbus earlier this afternoon before getting home today.  I'll be ready tomorrow.  I'm hitting the hay!  Mississippi next week...here I come. :spidy:
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Jumbo on October 19, 2007, 01:47:01 AM
I've been in Montgomery, Sylacauga, Birmingham, Decatur, Oxford, Anniston, Douglasville, GA, Atlanta, and Columbus earlier this afternoon before getting home today.  I'll be ready tomorrow.  I'm hitting the hay!  Mississippi next week...here I come. :spidy:
Let me know when you are in the ham and we'll get a drink or 6
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Tiger Six on October 19, 2007, 07:54:53 AM
There is no such thing as the Mafia.

Which hospital are you at ?

Birmingham Veteran's Administration Medical Center. 
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 19, 2007, 08:31:35 AM
Birmingham Veteran's Administration Medical Center. 
Just don't lose that laptop.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Tiger Six on October 19, 2007, 08:37:59 AM
All that happened before I got here, but we are still feeling the fallout from it.  Frickin' mess, it was. 
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Ogre on October 19, 2007, 09:53:38 AM
I've been up in Chi-town all week with work, so I haven't had much time to post either.  Hopefully things will get back to normal next week.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 19, 2007, 02:21:29 PM
I've been on the 2nd shift at Honda trying to figure out why the new Odessy's are blowing oil filters off like bottle rockets. Seems like a 40psi increase in oil pressure wouldn't have that much of an adverse effect on an engine  :big:. We're hearing "<crank> Vroom....vroom...vroom<hit 3000 rpm> BOOM"
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: D-Day on October 19, 2007, 02:29:07 PM
I've been on the 2nd shift at Honda trying to figure out why the new Odessy's are blowing oil filters off like bottle rockets. Seems like a 40psi increase in oil pressure wouldn't have that much of an adverse effect on an engine  :big:. We're hearing "<crank> Vroom....vroom...vroom<hit 3000 rpm> BOOM"
The circumfrence of the stud that the filter threads onto is too small thereby causing the filter to fail with the increase in psi. Increase the circumfrence by at a minimum of x2 and the problem should be fixed. Increasing the length of the stud may also have a positive effect as well.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 19, 2007, 02:35:48 PM
Seems there is this little spring in the oil pump that is fucked up. One end of of the spring is out of spec by thismuch which doesn't allow it to seat properly to let the pressure relief gizmo do its job. The excess pressure builds up to around 125 psi (rated for 85 psi) and the goddamn thing goes BOOM. I think we got it corrected. It was hell up until last night though.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Saniflush on October 19, 2007, 02:41:23 PM
I've been on the 2nd shift at Honda trying to figure out why the new Odessy's are blowing oil filters off like bottle rockets. Seems like a 40psi increase in oil pressure wouldn't have that much of an adverse effect on an engine  :big:. We're hearing "<crank> Vroom....vroom...vroom<hit 3000 rpm> BOOM"

A version of Will Muschamp has been trapped under the hood of the car. "BOOM MOTHERFUCKA BOOM!"
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: D-Day on October 19, 2007, 02:45:31 PM
Seems there is this little spring in the oil pump that is fucked up. One end of of the spring is out of spec by thismuch which doesn't allow it to seat properly to let the pressure relief gizmo do its job. The excess pressure builds up to around 125 psi (rated for 85 psi) and the goddamn thing goes BOOM. I think we got it corrected. It was hell up until last night though.
That was my second guess.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Saniflush on October 19, 2007, 03:09:02 PM
That was my second guess.

Listen to the Chief trying to sound all important.  Chiefs don't know how to do anything except make coffee and play hearts/spades.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 19, 2007, 03:20:13 PM
I am Honda. Quality is my name! I have the cool white uniform and pocket protector to prove it.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 19, 2007, 03:36:18 PM
Let me know when you are in the ham and we'll get a drink or 6


Will do!
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Saniflush on October 19, 2007, 03:43:42 PM
I am Honda. Quality is my name! I have the cool white uniform and pocket protector to prove it.

I don't see a pocket protector?



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Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 19, 2007, 03:53:46 PM
That's hilarious. Sometimes, I think I'm in fucking Yokohama over there.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Godfather on October 19, 2007, 04:00:04 PM
Cool any geishas runnin around.  Did you figure out how to make those things burn on rice yet? At work do you have to walk around all day with squinted eyes? :rimshot:
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Saniflush on October 19, 2007, 04:02:56 PM
At work do you have to walk around all day with squinted eyes? :rimshot:

I don't think so but the phrase 'fuck'em and feed'em heads" has a whole new meaning. 
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: D-Day on October 19, 2007, 04:04:31 PM
That's hilarious. Sometimes, I think I'm in fucking Yokohama over there.
A relative of mine once visited Yokohama. He didn't stay very long but what little time he was there he created quite a mess.

Anyway, if any of those little maggot farmers give you crap you just let me know. Grudges run deep in my family... very, very deep.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Saniflush on October 19, 2007, 04:21:10 PM
A relative of mine once visited Yokohama. He didn't stay very long but what little time he was there he created quite a mess.

Anyway, if any of those little maggot farmers give you crap you just let me know. Grudges run deep in my family... very, very deep.

I'll help out.  I already have a warning in my employee file for telling everyone "happy slap a jap day" on December 7th a couple of years ago.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: D-Day on October 19, 2007, 05:06:30 PM
I'll help out.  I already have a warning in my employee file for telling everyone "happy slap a jap day" on December 7th a couple of years ago.
It's sad that remembrance and patriotism are now frowned upon in this country and political correctness is the order of the day.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 19, 2007, 05:26:55 PM
It's sad that remembrance and patriotism are now frowned upon in this country and political correctness is the order of the day.
Oh what sad times are these...
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 20, 2007, 12:55:25 PM
Cool any geishas runnin around
Man, that would make Honda the coolest place to work ever. Hell, I'd take a pay cut.

Unfortunately, no she-nips. Just a bunch of smallish, squinty-eyed dudes that bow a lot. They do have some pretty catchy motivational phrases, like "Always strive for harmonious flow of work."
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Godfather on October 21, 2007, 02:27:55 PM
Man, that would make Honda the coolest place to work ever. Hell, I'd take a pay cut.

Unfortunately, no she-nips. Just a bunch of smallish, squinty-eyed dudes that bow a lot. They do have some pretty catchy motivational phrases, like "Always strive for harmonious flow of work."

Hey! If you guys are so great... HOW COME YOU LOST THE BIG ONE?
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 21, 2007, 06:29:19 PM
"Whrite devil with rearry big fuckin' bomb brow our ass up."
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Godfather on October 21, 2007, 08:41:33 PM
Afterwards we have a few beers and piss for distance.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Saniflush on October 22, 2007, 07:40:23 AM
Afterwards we have a few beers and piss for distance.

"Gung Ho"!  Great movie!
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: wesfau on October 22, 2007, 10:44:28 AM
Oh what sad times are these...

...when passing ruffians can say "nee" at will to old women.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: wesfau on October 22, 2007, 10:46:23 AM

Unfortunately, no she-nips. Just a bunch of smallish, squinty-eyed dudes that bow a lot. They do have some pretty catchy motivational phrases, like "Always strive for harmonious flow of work."

Knife-a goes in, a-guts come out.  That's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 22, 2007, 11:21:19 AM
...when passing ruffians can say "nee" at will to old women.
There is a pestilence among this country.
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Godfather on October 22, 2007, 10:29:20 PM
"Gung Ho"!  Great movie!

Thank you...Glad to see someone is on the ball. "I rike you, you make me raff"
Title: Re: Where the fuck is everyone today?
Post by: Saniflush on October 23, 2007, 07:44:35 AM
Thank you...Glad to see someone is on the ball. "I rike you, you make me raff"

"Factory is locked and we can't find key. "