Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports

The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Buzz Killington on July 12, 2012, 03:52:46 PM

Title: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 12, 2012, 03:52:46 PM
http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2012/07/12/sex-helps-worlds-fattest-woman-shed-100-pounds/?cxntlid=thbz_hm (http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2012/07/12/sex-helps-worlds-fattest-woman-shed-100-pounds/?cxntlid=thbz_hm)

Quote
Sex helps ‘World’s Fattest Woman’ shed 100 pounds
12:20 pm July 12, 2012, by George Mathis

I’ve gained a little weight lately and I thought it was due to hitting middle age.

But, a recent article I read about a woman who lost 100 pounds by having lots of sex has me rethinking that theory.

Clearly, the solution is to have sex seven times a day like Pauline Potter, who was once dubbed the “World’s Fattest Woman” by Guinness, a company that at one time created both delicious beer and a book of world records.

Potter, no relation to Harry, alleges her sex life became magical after her ex-husband, who had read about her record weight of more than 700 pounds, decided to visit her.

The Closer Online article states “they now make love up to seven times in one day, despite [140-pound] Alex risking suffocation if Pauline gets on top.”

Wiry Alex allegedly does “most of the work in the bedroom,” but Pauline says “it’s great exercise just jiggling around.”

The 47-year-old Californian began binge eating Big Macs when she and Alex split in 2008. She gained so much weight she could no longer walk.

But in the seven months since Alex started visiting, she’s lost 100 pounds and can now stand up under her own power.

Alex, who visits eight days a month, needs to “visit more so he can help me shed the pounds quicker,” said Pauline, who hopes to drop down to 530 pounds so she can move to Arizona with her once and perhaps future husband.

Hopefully there’s some truth to this diet plan, else I may have to consider the old fashioned way of proper diet and exercise.
Title: Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 12, 2012, 06:14:10 PM
A 140lb man banging a 700lb woman 7 times a day. 


Give that man a medal.
Title: Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 12, 2012, 09:01:36 PM
700 pounder? Talk about a triple whopper .... with cheese even!
Title: Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
Post by: Token on July 12, 2012, 09:34:12 PM
700 pounder? Talk about a triple whopper .... with cheese even!

 :puke:
Title: Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
Post by: bottomfeeder on July 12, 2012, 11:20:45 PM
How the hell do you know if got it in da hole? I mean, that guy must be very well endowed to avoid the folds that she MUST have. I just threw up a little. :facepalm:

(http://www.closeronline.co.uk/Assets/Image/120709_FAT_LEAD.jpg[img])http://www.closeronline.co.uk/Assets/Image/120709_FAT2_LEAD.jpg[/img]

Title: Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 13, 2012, 09:21:58 AM
How the hell do you know if got it in da hole? I mean, that guy must be very well endowed to avoid the folds that she MUST have. I just threw up a little. :facepalm:

(http://www.closeronline.co.uk/Assets/Image/120709_FAT_LEAD.jpg[img])http://www.closeronline.co.uk/Assets/Image/120709_FAT2_LEAD.jpg[/img]

You roll her in flour and go for the wet spot
Title: Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 13, 2012, 09:22:47 AM
You roll her in flour and go for the wet spot

700 pound woman gotta be sweaty in every fat roll though...
Title: Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
Post by: CCTAU on July 13, 2012, 09:38:46 AM
I am truly sorry that I clicked on this thread........
Title: Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
Post by: GH2001 on July 13, 2012, 11:34:18 AM
A 140lb man banging a 700lb woman 7 times a day. 


Give that man a medal.

And have him declared legally insane.
Title: Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 13, 2012, 12:00:04 PM
What do a fat woman and a scooter have in common?

They're both fun to ride until you friends find out.
Title: Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 13, 2012, 12:07:17 PM
What do a fat woman and a scooter have in common?

They're both fun to ride until you friends find out.

A good joke and +2 for throwing in the ebonics.

Your mama's so fat, she's half Italian, half Irish and half American