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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on May 23, 2012, 04:15:41 PM

Title: Who is Matt Scalici?
Post by: Kaos on May 23, 2012, 04:15:41 PM: He is a

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_U4LOF6czT7E/S7FyF0xv3XI/AAAAAAAABVI/NN_2PzymNDY/s1600/Cock+Sucker.png)

who used to
(http://files.myopera.com/janakimulai/albums/10867452/stock-photo-close-up-female-mouth-licking-peeled-banana-56893318.jpg)
(http://www.warblogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/FatBamaFan.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/46_Dick_Cheney_3x4.jpg/250px-46_Dick_Cheney_3x4.jpg)

ON THE FUCKING BLEACHER REPORT...

http://bleacherreport.com/users/39380-matt-scalici

And now this clown is a neutral presence on al.com and a bastion of journalism? Christ almighty.
Title: Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
Post by: AUChizad on May 23, 2012, 04:24:35 PM: This is my frequent Twitter war adversary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
Title: Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
Post by: Vandy Vol on May 23, 2012, 04:27:42 PM: He's a rooster candy who used to banana bammer evil?
Title: Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 23, 2012, 04:28:20 PM: Twitter battle
Title: Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
Post by: djsimp on May 23, 2012, 04:41:19 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 23, 2012, 04:28:20 PM
Twitter battle

Do you know how to win a sword fight?
Title: Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 23, 2012, 04:42:02 PM: Quote from: djsimp on May 23, 2012, 04:41:19 PM
Do you know how to win a sword fight?

Bring a gun.
Title: Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
Post by: Vandy Vol on May 23, 2012, 04:51:02 PM: Quote from: djsimp on May 23, 2012, 04:41:19 PM
Do you know how to win a sword fight?

Lightning bolt.
Title: Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
Post by: djsimp on May 23, 2012, 05:06:18 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 23, 2012, 04:42:02 PM
Bring a gun.

There's a peace only to be found on the other side of war. If that war should come I will fight it!
Title: Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 23, 2012, 11:46:17 PM: I did not understand one damn thing about this thread. Other than y'all are a bunch of freaks. And I already knew that.

Altho Lightning Bolt is one of the funniest viral videos ever in the history of teh innerwebs.
Title: Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
Post by: The Prowler on May 24, 2012, 01:58:39 AM: (http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/users/photos/000/039/380/mugshot_crop_150x150.jpg?1260088405)
You can tell that this guy knows football...... :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
Post by: Saniflush on May 24, 2012, 06:39:27 AM: Quote from: The Prowler on May 24, 2012, 01:58:39 AM
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/users/photos/000/039/380/mugshot_crop_150x150.jpg?1260088405)
You can tell that this guy knows ~~foot~~balls...... :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

There
Title: Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
Post by: Vandy Vol on May 24, 2012, 05:43:06 PM: Quote from: The Prowler on May 24, 2012, 01:58:39 AM
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/users/photos/000/039/380/mugshot_crop_150x150.jpg?1260088405)
You can tell that this guy knows football...... :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

Ohh, so you mean Jay Baruchel.
Title: Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
Post by: The Prowler on May 25, 2012, 04:08:56 AM: Quote from: Vandy Vol on May 24, 2012, 05:43:06 PM
Ohh, so you mean Jay Baruchel.
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/users/photos/000/039/380/mugshot_crop_150x150.jpg?1260088405)
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/jay-baruchel-1_5298.jpg)

Pretty much. For the record, I can't stand any movie that Jay Baruchel's one of the lead actors in. I just want to punch him right in the suck hole for some reason.
Title: Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 26, 2012, 04:23:04 PM: (http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/Ass-hole.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
Post by: Saniflush on May 28, 2012, 10:32:05 PM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on May 26, 2012, 04:23:04 PM
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/Ass-hole.jpg)

I have printed off ten of these photos to hand out at appropriate times.
Glorious.