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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on February 17, 2012, 09:53:03 AM

Title: Brandon Jacobs -- Wrestler
Post by: Kaos on February 17, 2012, 09:53:03 AM
Flipping channels while working last night.  Decided to look in on TNA wrestling because it's where a lot of the old WWF (WWE) guys from back in the day -- Mick Foley (now back with WWE), Al Snow, Kurt Angle, Bubba Ray and Devon (separately), Hulk Hogan, Jeff Jarrett, Jeff Hardy, Taz, Rick Flair -- now show up. 

They all pretty much suck now, their best days behind them.  The show sucks too. 

But at the end, there's former AU running back and current Giant Brandon Jacobs jumping into the ring with some paunchy, two-bit hillbilly no-talent loser James Storm after this Storm rube 'won" a dreadfully dull and clumsy match against Bubba Ray (now Bully Ray).  Terrible match, just really bad.

Brandon didn't fare much better. He looked sort of silly.

(http://src.sencha.io/475/http://www.impactwrestling.com/media/com_fpss/cache/77_d48ed900e79fa9547169c26138b4cd8d_m.jpg?t=201202170840) 
Title: Re: Brandon Jacobs -- Wrestler
Post by: GH2001 on February 17, 2012, 09:57:07 AM
Flipping channels while working last night.  Decided to look in on TNA wrestling because it's where a lot of the old WWF (WWE) guys from back in the day -- Mick Foley (now back with WWE), Al Snow, Kurt Angle, Bubba Ray and Devon (separately), Hulk Hogan, Jeff Jarrett, Jeff Hardy, Taz, Rick Flair -- now show up. 

They suck all pretty much suck now, their best days behind them.  The show sucks too. 

But at the end, there's former AU running back and current Giant Brandon Jacobs jumping into the ring with some paunchy, two-bit hillbilly no-talent loser James Storm after this Storm rube 'won" a dreadfully dull and clumsy match against Bubba Ray (now Bully Ray).  Terrible match, just really bad.

Brandon didn't fare much better. He looked sort of silly.

(http://src.sencha.io/475/http://www.impactwrestling.com/media/com_fpss/cache/77_d48ed900e79fa9547169c26138b4cd8d_m.jpg?t=201202170840)

Shut your dirty whorish mouth about the Nature Boy. Whoooooooooooooo!!!
Title: Re: Brandon Jacobs -- Wrestler
Post by: Kaos on February 17, 2012, 10:01:28 AM
Shut your dirty whorish mouth about the Nature Boy. Whoooooooooooooo!!!

Saw him in an airport recently.  He shuffles like an old man when he walks. 
Title: Re: Brandon Jacobs -- Wrestler
Post by: Godfather on February 17, 2012, 10:14:40 AM
Fuck the Nature Boy hes a fuckin Gator.

(http://mimg.ugo.com/200808/17724/cuts/kimberly-page_288x288.jpg)

Title: Re: Brandon Jacobs -- Wrestler
Post by: GH2001 on February 17, 2012, 10:38:20 AM
Fuck the Nature Boy hes a fuckin Gator.

(http://mimg.ugo.com/200808/17724/cuts/kimberly-page_288x288.jpg)

DDP? Forgot about him.
Title: Re: Brandon Jacobs -- Wrestler
Post by: GH2001 on February 17, 2012, 10:39:06 AM
Saw him in an airport recently.  He shuffles like an old man when he walks.

I'm sure he does. Guy is like 65 now and 40 years of pounding your body is bound to take its toll.
Title: Re: Brandon Jacobs -- Wrestler
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 17, 2012, 03:12:53 PM
I'm sure he does. Guy is like 65 now and 40 years of pounding your body is bound to take its toll.

I'm 51, I started at 12-Oh wait wrong topic.
Title: Re: Brandon Jacobs -- Wrestler
Post by: djsimp on February 17, 2012, 03:19:10 PM
Interesting shirt Mr. Jacobs is wearing.
Title: Re: Brandon Jacobs -- Wrestler
Post by: Saniflush on February 17, 2012, 03:32:09 PM
Interesting shirt Mr. Jacobs is wearing.

Not really.  NY couldn't come up with their own slogan so they stole ours from last year.
Title: Re: Brandon Jacobs -- Wrestler
Post by: djsimp on February 17, 2012, 03:34:26 PM
Not really.  NY couldn't come up with their own slogan so they stole ours from last year.

Thats kind of where I was going with that. Those dirty whores.
Title: Re: Brandon Jacobs -- Wrestler
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2012, 03:35:17 PM
Not really.  NY couldn't come up with their own slogan so they stole ours from last year.

They tried "All up in yo face, bitch" but women's groups called it insensitive.
Title: Re: Brandon Jacobs -- Wrestler
Post by: GH2001 on February 17, 2012, 03:41:57 PM
I'm 51, I started at 12-Oh wait wrong topic.

40 years of pounding that takes it toll as well. Carpal Tunnel and Tennis Elbow are a bitch.
Title: Re: Brandon Jacobs -- Wrestler
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 17, 2012, 03:46:02 PM
Never been a better bench warmer at Auburn than Brandon Jacobs.
Title: Re: Brandon Jacobs -- Wrestler
Post by: Kaos on February 17, 2012, 06:14:20 PM
Never been a better bench warmer at Auburn than Brandon Jacobs.

We are not amused.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0EXy6lqCztM/S7oeyxamt8I/AAAAAAAADZc/VNC_Q9WQgaI/s1600/caudle.jpg)

Oh wait, you said better, not better-looking. 

Carry on.