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Title: Shoulda used Fixodent
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 02, 2012, 09:09:25 PM
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Man swallows dentures during sex and dies

 A 74-YEAR-OLD man died after he accidentally swallowed his dentures during sex with a 62-year-old prostitute in Taiwan, reported Nanyang Siang Pau.

The man, known as Chen, had been living with a close female friend in New Taipei City after separating from his wife many years ago.

The prostitute said she had sex with Chen for 30 minutes.

She said Chen had got up from the bed, paid her and was about to put on his clothes when he suddenly collapsed.

"He fell back onto the bed. His eyes were open but he was not moving although I shook his body and tried to wake him up," said the woman, who called the rescue team.

Chen was rushed to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. Doctors later found his dentures stuck in his throat.

http://news.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Malaysia/Story/A1Story20120202-325396.html (http://news.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Malaysia/Story/A1Story20120202-325396.html)
Title: Re: Shoulda used Fixodent
Post by: GH2001 on February 02, 2012, 09:33:28 PM
62 year old prostitute???  Tha fuck.....  :puke:
Title: Re: Shoulda used Fixodent
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 03, 2012, 11:18:11 AM
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The prostitute said she had sex with Chen for 30 minutes.

The old man still had a little heat on his fastball.
Title: Re: Shoulda used Fixodent
Post by: GarMan on February 03, 2012, 01:31:33 PM
The old man still had a little heat on his fastball.
Yeah, but he choked in the end... 
Title: Re: Shoulda used Fixodent
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 03, 2012, 05:46:54 PM
Yeah, but he choked in the end...
He's the Charlie Liebrant of dirty old men.