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The Library => Broun Hall => Topic started by: ssgaufan on January 24, 2012, 08:08:51 AM
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Archer is back and still funny as hell.
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So last night, Archer and Lana (sp?) are being held captive and the bad guy says for them to get some rest because they're going to be released and hunted down in the morning. Then bad guy turns and shoots a tiger in another cell. Lana turns to Archer and says, "Okay go ahead and say it"
Say what?
That it's our last night alive so we should have sex
Lana, he just murdered a tiger, I can't have sex.....but if you want to masturbate in front of me, you can. So, if you want to go ahead and get started....
I lost it. I love this show.
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Damn! I missed last nights show because I forgot it was Thursday. My wife HATES this show, so that makes me like it that much more.
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Lana, he just murdered a tiger, I can't have sex.....but if you want to masturbate in front of me, you can. So, if you want to go ahead and get started....
My heart won't be in it; it will be with that tiger's family.
But you can go ahead and start if you want.
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OH, WE MET A TIGER!!!! But then it was murdered.
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Damn! I missed last nights show because I forgot it was Thursday. My wife HATES this show, so that makes me like it that much more.
That's what DVRs are for.
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Heads up:
New season starts Jan 17.
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Heads up:
New season starts Jan 17.
What he said.
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I'm sorry your authority is not recognized in fort kickass.
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I'm sorry your authority is not recognized in fort kickass.
You'd better call Kenny Loggins, cuz you're in the....danger zone!!
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You'd better call Kenny Loggins, cuz you're in the....danger zone!!
Hey Lana.....DANNNNNNNGER ZONE!
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Bloody mary, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now in the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.
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So what do you say Lana, would that cheer you up, maybe a little revenge anal.
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Wow this thing might be hard to drive with a massive erection.
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Hm? Sorry I was picturing Whore Island.
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I thought they just wanted my hair so their scientists could unlock the secret of its luxurious fullness. Touch it, Barry.
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Benoit
Balls
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I bet I wont even be able to eat spaghetti and meatballs ever again. Oh god, I could eat. Not necessarily spaghetti and meatballs, but not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs. I mean I really like spaghetti and meatballs. Man, if I don't get some spaghetti and meatballs I might literally die.
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Hello...its the 1930's can we have our words and clothes, and shitty airplane back? Oh and watch out for that Adolf Hitler he's a bad egg.
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And now I have to spend my first Friday off in forever devising some bizzare punishment for you?....So don't be surprised if you end up eating a whole bunch of... spiderwebs.
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I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana. But I was the first to see it's potential as a tactical garment. The Tactical Turtleneck, Lana. The... Tactleneck!
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He's not coming back. That chick was, like, the Pelé of anal.
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And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is. Which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen.
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My vulva is a smoother than a veal cutlet!
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YEAH! One for three off the roof, Bitch! WOO!
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All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch.
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The nazis invented Neil Armstrong?
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WOODHOUSE! Do we have any lube? Like at this point even some olive oil would.....help me get this drawer unstuck.
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If I cared what you did on a weekend I'd put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.
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What is it, the Alabama of Europe?
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Water? Oh, never touched the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
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No, Babou, that was all sarcasm. YES, ALL OF IT, YOU FOX-EARED ASSHOLE!
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Excellent season premiere.
Working Benjamin's other Fox project in was way out of left-field, and smacked of desperation to draw viewers to a floundering show. That said, it was interesting to see the Archer artistic team's take on the Bob characters.
Best line of the show: I didn't know they made sushi out of dried clam.
I like Barry as an occasional sideshow, but not sure if I want the entire season built around him.
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Archer and Pam both have twitter accounts that are worth following.
Sample tweets:
Archer: I made Woodhouse eat birdseed for breakfast today. You should have seen his face. He was so happy to have breakfast.
Pam: If any of you springbreakers are at Spinnaker in Panama City Beach, will you check to see that my number is still scrawled in the last stall in the men's room?
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Archer and Pam both have twitter accounts that are worth following.
Sample tweets:
Archer: I made Woodhouse eat birdseed for breakfast today. You should have seen his face. He was so happy to have breakfast.
Pam: If any of you springbreakers are at Spinnaker in Panama City Beach, will you check to see that my number is still scrawled in the last stall in the men's room?
Those are both solids.....I bet Woodhouse likes birdseed better than cobwebs.
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http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E (http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E)
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http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E (http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E)
Fanfuckingtastic!
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Fanfuckingtastic!
Yea, at first I just thought it was something a fan had put together.
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Awesome find.
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http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E (http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E)
One of, if not the greatest show ever!
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Tonight, MOTHERFUCKERS!
DANGERZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tonight, MOTHERFUCKERS!
DANGERZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hands down the worst Archer episode yet.
But based on the preview of the next episode, that crazy montage was a glimpse of the rest of the season, which looks pretty hilarious. I just wished they wouldn't have wasted my time with a non-humorous 20 minute intro for the season.
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Hands down the worst Archer episode yet.
But based on the preview of the next episode, that crazy montage was a glimpse of the rest of the season, which looks pretty hilarious. I just wished they wouldn't have wasted my time with a non-humorous 20 minute intro for the season.
^^^THIS^^^
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I second the THIS^^^
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I second the THIS^^^
and this.
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Definitely no more than a psuedo-commercial segue into ISIS's new venture.