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Title: Archer
Post by: ssgaufan on January 24, 2012, 08:08:51 AM
Archer is back and still funny as hell.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 27, 2012, 09:58:16 AM
So last night, Archer and Lana (sp?) are being held captive and the bad guy says for them to get some rest because they're going to be released and hunted down in the morning.  Then bad guy turns and shoots a tiger in another cell.  Lana turns to Archer and says, "Okay go ahead and say it"

Say what?

That it's our last night alive so we should have sex

Lana, he just murdered a tiger, I can't have sex.....but if you want to masturbate in front of me, you can.  So, if you want to go ahead and get started....


I lost it.  I love this show.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: ssgaufan on January 27, 2012, 10:16:14 AM
Damn!  I missed last nights show because I forgot it was Thursday.  My wife HATES this show, so that makes me like it that much more.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 27, 2012, 01:22:38 PM
Lana, he just murdered a tiger, I can't have sex.....but if you want to masturbate in front of me, you can.  So, if you want to go ahead and get started....

My heart won't be in it; it will be with that tiger's family.

But you can go ahead and start if you want.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Token on January 27, 2012, 05:38:01 PM
OH, WE MET A TIGER!!!!   But then it was murdered.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: AUChizad on January 27, 2012, 06:03:54 PM
Damn!  I missed last nights show because I forgot it was Thursday.  My wife HATES this show, so that makes me like it that much more.
That's what DVRs are for.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: wesfau2 on December 12, 2012, 11:00:12 AM
Heads up:

New season starts Jan 17.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 12, 2012, 12:22:46 PM
Heads up:

New season starts Jan 17.

What he said.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Godfather on December 12, 2012, 11:37:52 PM
I'm sorry your authority is not recognized in fort kickass.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: wesfau2 on December 13, 2012, 09:36:55 AM
I'm sorry your authority is not recognized in fort kickass.

You'd better call Kenny Loggins, cuz you're in the....danger zone!!
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Godfather on December 13, 2012, 04:43:51 PM
You'd better call Kenny Loggins, cuz you're in the....danger zone!!
Hey Lana.....DANNNNNNNGER ZONE!
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2012, 04:50:54 PM
Bloody mary, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now in the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Godfather on December 14, 2012, 12:14:22 AM
So what do you say Lana, would that cheer you up, maybe a little revenge anal.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Godfather on December 17, 2012, 11:10:12 AM
Wow this thing might be hard to drive with a massive erection.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Saniflush on December 17, 2012, 11:21:19 AM
Hm? Sorry I was picturing Whore Island.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 17, 2012, 11:25:30 AM
I thought they just wanted my hair so their scientists could unlock the secret of its luxurious fullness. Touch it, Barry.

Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Godfather on December 17, 2012, 11:26:37 AM
Benoit


















Balls
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 17, 2012, 04:19:27 PM
I bet I wont even be able to eat spaghetti and meatballs ever again. Oh god, I could eat. Not necessarily spaghetti and meatballs, but not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs. I mean I really like spaghetti and meatballs. Man, if I don't get some spaghetti and meatballs I might literally die.

Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Godfather on December 17, 2012, 06:24:27 PM
Hello...its the 1930's can we have our words and clothes, and shitty airplane back? Oh and watch out for that Adolf Hitler he's a bad egg.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Saniflush on December 18, 2012, 06:51:03 AM
 And now I have to spend my first Friday off in forever devising some bizzare punishment for you?....So don't be surprised if you end up eating a whole bunch of... spiderwebs.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Godfather on December 18, 2012, 09:08:36 AM
I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana. But I was the first to see it's potential as a tactical garment. The Tactical Turtleneck, Lana. The... Tactleneck!
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Saniflush on December 18, 2012, 09:56:19 AM
He's not coming back. That chick was, like, the Pelé of anal.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Godfather on December 18, 2012, 10:05:31 AM
And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is. Which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Saniflush on December 18, 2012, 10:10:40 AM
My vulva is a smoother than a veal cutlet!
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Godfather on December 18, 2012, 11:26:35 AM
YEAH! One for three off the roof, Bitch! WOO!
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Saniflush on December 18, 2012, 12:53:38 PM
All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Godfather on December 18, 2012, 01:01:39 PM
The nazis invented Neil Armstrong?
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Saniflush on December 18, 2012, 01:05:32 PM
WOODHOUSE! Do we have any lube? Like at this point even some olive oil would.....help me get this drawer unstuck.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Godfather on December 18, 2012, 01:13:03 PM
If I cared what you did on a weekend I'd put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Saniflush on December 18, 2012, 02:03:46 PM
What is it, the Alabama of Europe?
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Godfather on December 18, 2012, 02:15:32 PM
Water? Oh, never touched the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Godfather on December 20, 2012, 08:53:49 AM
 No, Babou, that was all sarcasm. YES, ALL OF IT, YOU FOX-EARED ASSHOLE!
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: wesfau2 on January 19, 2013, 10:26:47 AM
Excellent season premiere.

Working Benjamin's other Fox project in was way out of left-field, and smacked of desperation to draw viewers to a floundering show.  That said, it was interesting to see the Archer artistic team's take on the Bob characters.

Best line of the show: I didn't know they made sushi out of dried clam.

I like Barry as an occasional sideshow, but not sure if I want the entire season built around him.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: wesfau2 on March 20, 2013, 02:03:19 PM
Archer and Pam both have twitter accounts that are worth following.

Sample tweets:

Archer: I made Woodhouse eat birdseed for breakfast today.  You should have seen his face.  He was so happy to have breakfast.

Pam: If any of you springbreakers are at Spinnaker in Panama City Beach, will you check to see that my number is still scrawled in the last stall in the men's room?
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Saniflush on March 20, 2013, 02:04:37 PM
Archer and Pam both have twitter accounts that are worth following.

Sample tweets:

Archer: I made Woodhouse eat birdseed for breakfast today.  You should have seen his face.  He was so happy to have breakfast.

Pam: If any of you springbreakers are at Spinnaker in Panama City Beach, will you check to see that my number is still scrawled in the last stall in the men's room?


Those are both solids.....I bet Woodhouse likes birdseed better than cobwebs.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Saniflush on October 11, 2013, 07:22:40 AM
http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E (http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E)
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Token on October 11, 2013, 10:57:49 AM
http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E (http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E)

Fanfuckingtastic!
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Saniflush on October 11, 2013, 11:03:08 AM
Fanfuckingtastic!

Yea, at first I just thought it was something a fan had put together.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Godfather on October 11, 2013, 11:40:41 AM
Awesome find.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: bgreene on October 17, 2013, 01:12:39 AM
http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E (http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E)

One of, if not the greatest show ever!
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: wesfau2 on January 13, 2014, 06:52:59 PM
Tonight, MOTHERFUCKERS!

DANGERZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 14, 2014, 02:20:19 AM
Tonight, MOTHERFUCKERS!

DANGERZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hands down the worst Archer episode yet.

But based on the preview of the next episode, that crazy montage was a glimpse of the rest of the season, which looks pretty hilarious.  I just wished they wouldn't have wasted my time with a non-humorous 20 minute intro for the season.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: ssgaufan on January 14, 2014, 08:25:05 AM

Hands down the worst Archer episode yet.

But based on the preview of the next episode, that crazy montage was a glimpse of the rest of the season, which looks pretty hilarious.  I just wished they wouldn't have wasted my time with a non-humorous 20 minute intro for the season.

^^^THIS^^^
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 14, 2014, 09:33:17 AM
I second the THIS^^^
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: Saniflush on January 15, 2014, 06:48:45 AM
I second the THIS^^^

and this.
Title: Re: Archer
Post by: wesfau2 on January 15, 2014, 10:01:30 AM
Definitely no more than a psuedo-commercial segue into ISIS's new venture.