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Title: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 11:26:17 AM
Tiger off with Phil and Adam Scott.   First time top 3 have played in the same group in a Major first round.


Tiger doubles #1 to go +2.   Leaders are currently at -2.   Great start..  :blink:
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 11:39:29 AM
All Three par #2.   

Adam Scott striking it best so far.  Tiger looking rusty after his long lay off.   
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 11:43:15 AM
For those locked at the office, but wanna sneak a peak...

Live coverage here:

http://www.usopen.com/en_US/console/console.html?ts=1213285278304&video=Marquee Group&syn=&db=false&ref=www.usopen.com/en_US/video/index.html&alt= (http://www.usopen.com/en_US/console/console.html?ts=1213285278304&video=Marquee Group&syn=&db=false&ref=www.usopen.com/en_US/video/index.html&alt=)
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 11:46:57 AM
All Three par #3.   Tiger misses 5 ft. birdie putt.   Scott misses 8 ft. birdie putt.   

Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 11:57:58 AM
Still on #4, but Tiger hits 187 yd bunker shot to 1.5 ft. for birdie.  Amazing.  (5 iron)   :popcorn:




(Leaders Patrick Sheehan & Steve Stricker -2)
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 12:03:19 PM
#4

Scott Birdies, goes to -1

Tiger Birdies, goes to +1

Mickelson Pars, stays E
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: wesfau2 on June 12, 2008, 12:03:29 PM
Any golf in which I am not participating makes me want to jam rusty paper clips into my urethra.

Golf on tv?  Paperclip.

Golf stories?  Right in the urethra.

Golf tournaments?  I'm in the hospitality tent getting drunk....and jamming the old paperclips.
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 12:05:05 PM
Any golf in which I am not participating makes me want to jam rusty paper clips into my urethra.

Golf on tv?  Paperclip.

Golf stories?  Right in the urethra.

Golf tournaments?  I'm in the hospitality tent getting drunk....and jamming the old paperclips.

Damn son, I'm not sure I'd a said that.   :rofl:

So, if we call you Rusty Peter from now on, it's cool?
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Jumbo on June 12, 2008, 12:06:15 PM
Chop, what channel is the Open on? Hd?
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: wesfau2 on June 12, 2008, 12:06:56 PM


So, if we call you Rusty Peter from now on, it's cool?

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 12:12:25 PM
You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

I'll stick with Rusty Peter then.   :vn:


Jumbo - ESPNHD right now.   Until 12, they're covering the main 3, but they're showing some coverage. 
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 12:20:08 PM
#5

Tiger Woods Pars, Stays +1

Adam Scott bogies, goes to E

Phil Mickelson bogies, goes to +1 (someone from gallery yells "Way to go Phil!"...  classy... )
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 12:20:52 PM
Anyone getting anything from these updates or am I just in this on my own here?
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Ogre on June 12, 2008, 12:23:10 PM
Anyone getting anything from these updates or am I just in this on my own here?

I'm reading them, Chop.  Some of us have to work for a living, you know. 

Keep it coming!  I want a post for every hole in the tournamant. 
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 12:25:12 PM
I'm reading them, Chop.  Some of us have to work for a living, you know. 

I can keep them coming for a little while today.

Quote
I want a post for every hole in the tournamant. 

"How 'bout NOOOO.." - Goldmember


 :vn:
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 12:46:30 PM
#6

Tiger Woods pars, stays at +1

Phil Mickelson bogies, goes to +2

Adam Scott pars, stays at E  (in trouble off tee on #7)
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 01:00:07 PM
#7

Phil Mickelson bogies, +3
Scott bogies, E
Woods pars, +1


(Leader Stricker -4)
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 01:02:56 PM
Regular ESPN coverage has come on, and updates should be a little easier now.  Group is on #7.

Leaders now Stricker & Sheehan at -4 each.
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 12, 2008, 01:03:31 PM
Glad to see Dil Pickelson fading early.  What a fuckin' puss.  
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 01:04:37 PM
Glad to see Dil Pickelson fading early.  What a fuckin' puss.  

His tits are throwing him off early.
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 01:11:47 PM
#8

Adam Scott bunkerside chip in for birdie, goes to -1.

Tiger Woods birdies the par 3 to go to E.

Phil Mickelson pars, stays at +3


Stricker doubles to drop to -2 ( on #1, his 10th), Sheehan bogies (#12), drops to -3 (now sole leader)

Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 01:24:34 PM
Calcaveccia (sp?) withdraws after #9 with foot problem.  (had 4 bogies and 2 doubles on front)....   just sayin.
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 01:30:47 PM
#9

Tiger Woods birdies the Par 5 to go -1.  (Double on #1 was his first double all season)

Phil Mickelson, par.  +3



Leaders now Karlsson - 4

Sheehan, Hicks -3
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 01:44:40 PM
#10

Phil Mickelson first in with a birdie, goes to +2.

Scott now blowing it up.  ESPN's barely even keeping tabs on his progress..  He was looking at double when they cut to commercial.  that would drop him to +2.

Tiger Woods misreads 15 ft. birdie putt, taps in for par.  Stays at -1

Leader still at -4
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 01:59:23 PM
#11 Par 3

Woods pars 11, stays -1

Mickelson pars 11, stays +2

Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 02:23:35 PM
#12

(Taking forever..........)

Tiger Woods, BAD ASS par from out of the 6" rough, then 16' ft + putt for par.  Stays at -1   Gets first little fist pump.

Mickelson bogies, goes back to +3.  Second shot "chilly-dip" with hybrid goes 3 ft in primary rough.


Leader now Hicks at -4

Multiple players at -3
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 02:24:43 PM
Play is very slow.   #13 is a par 5 that most can reach.  Everyone is waiting.
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 02:46:24 PM
#13

All pars.  That means no change in scores.....

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Jumbo on June 12, 2008, 02:47:36 PM
Play is very slow.   #13 is a par 5 that most can reach.  Everyone is waiting.
Well, were all waiting?
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 02:55:38 PM
Well, were all waiting?

Look at my last post numbnuts.  Carry on.

They're on 14 right now.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 03:02:23 PM
Recap -

Hicks, Mediate & Applebee tied at -3 for the lead.

Woods -1, Mickelson +2 - 13   Currently playing #14.



Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 12, 2008, 03:03:58 PM
#14

Tiger Chilly-dips flop shot, double bogeys to move back to +1

Mickelson birdies, moves back to +1
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Jumbo on June 13, 2008, 03:13:17 AM
Look at my last post numbnuts.  Carry on.

They're on 14 right now.  :thumbsup:
Caddyshack.
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Tiger Six on June 13, 2008, 03:24:39 AM
Are they stuck on the tee box at 15?
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Jumbo on June 13, 2008, 05:11:47 AM
Are they stuck on the tee box at 15?
Raven Riley showed up and fucked the leaderboard! Play will resume after everyone has had there shots :vn:
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 13, 2008, 10:58:37 AM
Are they stuck on the tee box at 15?

I had to leave, and besides, nobody was paying that close attention.  Shit, you're the first person to say anything since I stopped yesterday afternoon.....  haha...

Fuck it...   That's what ESPN.com   and USopen.com is for.   :vn:
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Jumbo on June 13, 2008, 10:38:12 PM
Tiger shot lights out today!
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 14, 2008, 12:02:26 PM
Tiger shot lights out today!

Yeah, a 30 on the back nine at the US Open.  I mean, there's only been three 9 hole rounds lower (all 29's) in the HISTORY of the tournament.  It's a new tournament too.... only in its 108th year.

He's a freak of nature.  Jumbo... I think you could take him!   I'm game!  HAHA..
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Jumbo on June 16, 2008, 02:49:48 PM
Tiger just hit an amazing approach shot, with a chance for eagle. After 12 Tiger leads Mediate by 1 shot.
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Kaos on June 16, 2008, 02:58:36 PM
Tiger just hit an amazing approach shot, with a chance for eagle. After 12 Tiger leads Mediate by 1 shot.

I hope he trips walking to the green and jabs the club into his nuts, rendering him incapacitated for two weeks. 
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Jumbo on June 16, 2008, 03:15:34 PM
I hope he trips walking to the green and jabs the club into his nuts, rendering him incapacitated for two weeks. 
He just fucked Raven.
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 16, 2008, 03:15:48 PM
I hope he trips walking to the green and jabs the club into his nuts, rendering him incapacitated for two weeks. 

OUCH!  Raven Riley just got smoked by a Tiger stinger, lucky for her, a little of her extra ass flab deflected the shot....  
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Saniflush on June 16, 2008, 03:36:14 PM
OUCH!  Raven Riley just got smoked by a Tiger stinger, lucky for her, a little of her extra ass flab deflected the shot.... 

Rocco still up 1 with 2 to play.
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Kaos on June 16, 2008, 04:09:45 PM
Rocco still up 1 with 2 to play.

Raven told him to go to hell because she loves me. Her rejection crushed his soul and allowed Rocco to ride off with the trophy.  Her rejection might eventually cause him to play better because he'll be bent on proving himself to her, but he can never match Kaos, so it will just be a fruitless endeavor that will net him lots of money, more trophies and media blowing. But he'll never be satisfied.  Because he'll never be me.
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Saniflush on June 16, 2008, 04:10:17 PM
Rocco still up 1 with 2 to play.

Everything tied after 18 holes.  Tiger shot  one under on the last hole to tie it up.

It now goes to match play sudden death. 

1st person to have a lead after a hole, wins.
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Kaos on June 16, 2008, 04:12:03 PM
Everything tied after 18 holes.  Tiger shot  one under on the last hole to tie it up.

It now goes to match play sudden death. 

1st person to have a lead after a hole, wins.

What the HELL?  I was watching the online scorecard and after 18 it showed Rocco with the lead by a shot.  I call BS on that. 
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 16, 2008, 04:15:39 PM
What the HELL?  I was watching the online scorecard and after 18 it showed Rocco with the lead by a shot.  I call BS on that. 

You're right.  All of us watching it live on TV must be wrong.  Go with the "on-line" card.  :vn:   :poke:
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Kaos on June 16, 2008, 04:17:14 PM
You're right.  All of us watching it live on TV must be wrong.  Go with the "on-line" card.  :vn:   :poke:

I call BS on your TV.  It's probably some CGI crap they came up with to fool you.  The REAL score will never be known.
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 16, 2008, 04:17:58 PM
I call BS on your TV.  It's probably some CGI crap they came up with to fool you.  The REAL score will never be known.

Yeah... CGI...   The same thing that makes Raven look hot.

hahahahaha  :silence:
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Kaos on June 16, 2008, 04:19:12 PM
Yeah... CGI...   The same thing that makes Raven look hot.

hahahahaha  :silence:

Raven is never CGI, never airbrushed.  She is always natural.  That's the biggest part of her allure.

As for golf, I am trying to "watch" the online broadcast.  It appears to me that from the grainy/choppy image I'm getting that Rocco hit the ball into the sand and then killed a spectator with his next flub.  That about it?
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 16, 2008, 04:23:03 PM
Raven is never CGI, never airbrushed.  She is always naturaly large.  That's the biggest part of her hiney.

 :silence:



Rocco in trouble!
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Saniflush on June 16, 2008, 04:23:10 PM
FUCK!  US Open website just either kicked me or crashed the live feed.

I need updates.
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Saniflush on June 16, 2008, 04:25:00 PM
Nevermind.  I got back on fast enough to see Rocco is screwed.  Tiger on in 2 and Rocco hitting his third from a drop area.
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 16, 2008, 04:25:21 PM
Rocco has 20 ft. for par.  

Tiger has 20 ft. for birdie.....   fat woman...err... Raven is getting ready to sing....
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 16, 2008, 04:29:58 PM
Tiger wins!   Amazing...   Love him or hate him, that was one of the best tournaments I've ever watched.  Truly Amazing...

I feel for Rocco...  What a match...

Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Kaos on June 16, 2008, 04:32:07 PM
Tiger wins!   Amazing...   Love him or hate him, that was one of the best tournaments I've ever watched.  Truly Amazing...

I feel for Rocco...  What a match...



I HATE TIGER WOODS WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. 

Fuck this ENTIRE fucking day.
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: AWK on June 16, 2008, 08:05:55 PM
I HATE TIGER WOODS WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. 

Fuck this ENTIRE fucking day.
I don't understand why you hate Tiger Woods?  Because he is the best golfer of his lifetime?  Possibly the best golfer ever?  There is no reason to hate him besides he is the best...
Title: Re: Official U.S. Open Thread
Post by: Jumbo on June 17, 2008, 02:27:55 AM
I don't understand why you hate Tiger Woods?  Because he is the best golfer of his lifetime?  Possibly the best golfer ever?  There is no reason to hate him besides he is the best...
:thumbsup: