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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Tiger Six on June 10, 2008, 11:02:36 AM
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Nothing follows.
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Didn't you hear? They've all gone back to AUN.
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Nothing follows.
Slow time of the year.
The NBA blows.
Big Brown choked.
Snake Stabler is locked up.
Auburn football team is practicing on their own.
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Slow time of the year.
The NBA blows.
Big Brown choked.
Snake Stabler is locked up.
Auburn football team is practicing on their own.
At least someone could post some pics of the summer workouts with the players in shorts and their sweaty pectorals glistening in the sun.
Hey, slow time at the ole' household too.
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I see you've been studying at the "jumbo school for use of the quote feature", Steve.
Cripes.
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There is a great thread going on over there about protecting your deck though.
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There is a great thread going on over there about protecting your deck though.
Magnums and a cup, the only sure fire way to protect your...
Oh, wait, you said "deck".
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I see you've been studying at the "jumbo school for use of the quote feature", Steve.
Cripes.
I caught the addition.
Unless of course you modified your original post to take those things out...
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I caught the addition.
Unless of course you modified your original post to take those things out...
No, those were Steve's additions to my list.
I just wanted to draw attention to Steve's desire to see sweaty young men.
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No, those were Steve's additions to my list.
I just wanted to draw attention to Steve's desire to see sweaty young men.
The quote feature replaces man as the most dangerous prey.
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The quote feature replaces man as the most dangerous prey.
Or predator.
220, 221...whatever it takes.
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The quote feature replaces man as the most dangerous prey.
The quote
function scares the shit out of me.
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Or predator.
220, 221...whatever it takes.
Don't you read the classics?
The Most Dangerous Game (http://fiction.eserver.org/short/the_most_dangerous_game.html)
"I wanted the ideal animal to hunt," explained the general. "So I said, `What are the attributes of an ideal quarry?' And the answer was, of course, `It must have courage, cunning, and, above all, it must be able to reason."'
"But no animal can reason," objected Rainsford.
"My dear fellow," said the general, "there is one that can."
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Don't you read the classics?
The Most Dangerous Game (http://fiction.eserver.org/short/the_most_dangerous_game.html)
Classics are like kittens and old people: not good for much except lighting on fire.
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The quote button is broken on my computer. Don't get saucey with me, Bernaise.
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Don't you read the classics?
The Most Dangerous Game (http://fiction.eserver.org/short/the_most_dangerous_game.html)
Wow! Is that ever a classic?! I didn't think that story was being taught or read in school any more. That was one of my favorites.
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Slow time of the year.
The NBA blows.
Big Brown choked.
Snake Stabler is locked up.
Auburn football team is practicing on their own.
And commercial construction has picked up...I'm staying too busy for teh ebays and intarwebs.
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And commercial construction has picked up...I'm staying too busy for teh ebays and intarwebs.
Dude.
We talked about this.
Hook a brotha up.
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Speaking of hookin' a brotha' up, are you around town July 8-14?
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Speaking of hookin' a brotha' up, are you around town July 8-14?
Should be. You making a triumphant return? Can you hang out longer than 20 minutes?
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Speaking of hookin' a brotha' up, are you around town July 8-14?
He'll still be recovering from me being down there over the 4th.
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He'll still be recovering from me being down there over the 4th.
Que?
Are you going to be in PC or will you be joining the civilized folk over here in D-town?
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Que?
Are you going to be in PC or will you be joining the civilized folk over here in D-town?
Bitch. I done told you that we would be in PC but we could probably head that way seeing how you are too good to go anywhere outside of Okaloosa County.
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Bitch. I done told you that we would be in PC but we could probably head that way seeing how you are too good to go anywhere outside of Okaloosa County.
I might have been drinking when we had this alleged conversation.
Walton County is the extreme limit of my forays farther into the panhandle. Bay County...out of the question.
I might be able to meet you in the middle. Might.
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Dude.
We talked about this.
Hook a brotha up.
Wes, I might've been drinking when we had this conversation too (or had a seductive, nubian goddess dancing in my lap). I could get you in touch with the developers that we do work with; I think that I have your card with an email address.
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Wes, I might've been drinking when we had this conversation too (or had a seductive, nubian goddess dancing in my lap).
At certain points in the evening, all of the above-referenced distractions were in play. No worries.
I could get you in touch with the developers that we do work with; I think that I have your card with an email address.
That would be peachy. More steak and strippers for you next time I'm in ATL.
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Down all week for the annual bar convention at Sandestin. Early morning meetings :taunt: for a few days. Yep, I'll be available. I'll expect hookers and weed.
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I might have been drinking when we had this alleged conversation.
Walton County is the extreme limit of my forays farther into the panhandle. Bay County...out of the question.
I might be able to meet you in the middle. Might.
I don't think his business extends out of Fulton county.
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Down all week for the annual bar convention at Sandestin. Early morning meetings :taunt: for a few days.
Oh yeah, I got that flyer. I'm sure you'll be very productive in your meetings and make some very valuable connections with your fellow barristers.
Or you might just stay drunk.
Yep, I'll be available. I'll expect hookers and weed.
Excellent. I'm to assume that the family won't be making this trip?
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I don't think his business extends out of Fulton county.
Dammit, Pyle, did your parents have any children that lived?
Start making sense.
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Dammit, Pyle, did your parents have any children that lived?
Start making sense.
Why start now?
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Why start now?
Humor me.
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Humor me.
Okay.
What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
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Okay.
What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
Charge him extra for the additional cleanup?
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Charge him extra for the additional cleanup?
"Walk him and pitch to the rhino, but that's not important now."
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"Walk him and pitch to the rhino, but that's not important now."
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....can't believe I whiffed.
Kudos to you, good sir.
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Yes, the fam will be present; however, they have no clue how many meetings I MUST attend, nor how long they last. We'll be staying in Santa Rosa Beach.
Sooooo...bring on the gunji and women who work hard for dead presidents.
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Yes, the fam will be present; however, they have no clue how many meetings I MUST attend, nor how long they last. We'll be staying in Santa Rosa Beach.
Sooooo...bring on the gunji and women who work hard for dead presidents.
Make it rain.
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Wow! Is that ever a classic?! I didn't think that story was being taught or read in school any more. That was one of my favorites.
My son had to read it in 7th grade Honor's English. He also went to a production of short stories at the Alabama Theatre and saw it live. The group that did it was quite good.
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My son had to read it in 7th grade Honor's English. He also went to a production of short stories at the Alabama Theatre and saw it live. The group that did it was quite good.
If he doesn't stand up in front of the school during assembly and The Complete Tales of Uncle-Remus with full dialog inflection, he ain't got a hair on his as.
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If he doesn't stand up in front of the school during assembly and The Complete Tales of Uncle-Remus with full dialog inflection, he ain't got a hair on his as.
His as what?
Damn engineer, can't spell mofo.
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His as what?
Damn engineer, can't spell mofo.
Written before morning coffee...
You still understood though.
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My son had to read it in 7th grade Honor's English. He also went to a production of short stories at the Alabama Theatre and saw it live. The group that did it was quite good.
It's a great story. I really had no idea that it was still being read in schools (or performed) mainly because of the suggestive (and actual) violence with guns, knives, dogs, Malayan man-traps, and pointy-toothed Cossacks. I would've thought they had to read pablum about living with two dads or two mommies...but then again my mixed-race child is mostly home-schooled these days...
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"but da tar baby, he say nutin'"
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"but da tar baby, he say nutin'"
He could probably do it and nothing would happen. The demographic of his class is pretty level across the board. No one to raise a fuss.