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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on December 26, 2011, 09:47:32 AM
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A lump of coal? New tires? A year's subscription to Blue Boy magazine?
I gots me The Big Green Egg. It'll be a while before I get to use it because I've got to reconfigure man-pit. I had a grilling station built a while back and the hole in the cooking surface was cut to fit a Weber bowl. The Egg is a good bit bigger so I've got some work to do. Can't wait, though. I loves me some grilling time. Oh, and that thing weighs about 1,200 lbs.
Also bought my boy (Me) a ping pong table. I'm taking on all challengers.
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Snaggle that coal will go good on your new grill.
I gots me a new laptop and phone. It was all tech time for me.
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Clothes
Michael Pollan's The Omnivore's Dilemma
A workout bench with some weights
Speakers for my computer
Not a bad haul.
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Jambone speaker
and a violation of neighborhood covenants in the form of this:
http://www.fathead.com/college/auburn-tigers/auburn-tigers-logo-street-grip/?src=browse (http://www.fathead.com/college/auburn-tigers/auburn-tigers-logo-street-grip/?src=browse)
They will be violated.
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The normal stocking goodies, DVD, gift card and some candy, like my fat ass needs it. A watch and some books. It was all I asked for and all I wanted so I'm good.
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40" 1080p flat screen HDTV, DVDs, carpet cleaning machine, clothes, cash, gift cards, stocking stuff.
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40" 1080p flat screen HDTV, DVDs, carpet cleaning machine, clothes, cash, gift cards, stocking stuff.
Nice, I love munching carpet.
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I also got one of these: http://www.fitbit.com/ (http://www.fitbit.com/)
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I got a new house on an acre out in BFE. And a 48 bottle wine chiller for the kitchen.
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Money, kindle fire, snl Christopher Walken cowbell t-shirt, and some gift cards.
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I got a new house on an acre out in BFE. And a 48 bottle wine chiller for the kitchen.
A new house? Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.
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A Montgomery county plat book so I know whose property I'm about to trench.
Defining moments Auburn dvds.
Some new shirts.
Money.
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3 nice AU polos. One long sleeve AU national champ shirt(first thing I have with that on it).
AU iPhone cover. AU key chain. .44 mag handi rifle with 3x9 Tasco scope. And world peace!
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A Montgomery county plat book so I know whose property I'm about to trench.
Defining moments Auburn dvds.
Some new shirts.
Money.
Nothing says I love you quite like a plat book.
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Oh yeah, my wife gave me a blowjob.
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Oh yeah, my wife gave me a blowjob.
Liar. Wives do not give blow jobs.
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Liar. Wives do not give blow jobs to their husbands.
fixt
oh, and I got kidney stones
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Nothing says I love you quite like a plat book.
I actually asked for it so how lame am I?
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Liar. Wives do not give blow jobs.
Well, she did charge me at $50 an hour but in the end I only owed her a nickel and a penny.
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I got another rock.
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I got another rock.
Would that be crack......rock?
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Auburn hoodie-T-shirt-Defining moment dvd and (book) 101 things to do on Auburn game day.
I got my wife:
http://www.edelweisslodgeandresort.com/home.html (http://www.edelweisslodgeandresort.com/home.html) Trip in June.
I got so much fuck up credit built up now.
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Defining moments Auburn dvds.
How is that?
I still can't believe I didn't get it. Going to have to purchase it myself.
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How is that?
skeet skeet skeet.
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I got some Bridgestone e6 golf balls these balls reduce side spin for increased accuracy so I have that going for me.
I got a new Auburn Golf Bag
(http://c0014104.r32.cf1.rackcdn.com/x2_a0e40d2)
I got the new iPad 2
(http://c0014104.r32.cf1.rackcdn.com/x2_a0b85ab)
I got some new Air Jordans
(https://api.plixi.com/api/tpapi.svc/imagefromurl?size=medium&url=http%3A%2F%2Flockerz.com%2Fs%2F168077265)
Santa stocked my fridge, Good People on the top shelf don't hate
(https://api.plixi.com/api/tpapi.svc/imagefromurl?size=medium&url=http%3A%2F%2Flockerz.com%2Fs%2F168086027)
Some Ass kicking popcorn
(https://api.plixi.com/api/tpapi.svc/imagefromurl?size=medium&url=http%3A%2F%2Flockerz.com%2Fs%2F168245013)
$50 Best Buy gift card to buy this
(https://api.plixi.com/api/tpapi.svc/imagefromurl?size=medium&url=http%3A%2F%2Flockerz.com%2Fs%2F165411010)
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I got some Bridgestone e6 golf balls these balls reduce side spin for increased accuracy so I have that going for me.
I got a new Auburn Golf Bag
(http://c0014104.r32.cf1.rackcdn.com/x2_a0e40d2)
Hopefully-Next year you will get some clubs to go with the bag.
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I got some Bridgestone e6 golf balls these balls reduce side spin for increased accuracy so I have that going for me.
I got a new Auburn Golf Bag
(http://c0014104.r32.cf1.rackcdn.com/x2_a0e40d2)
Hopefully-Next year you will get some clubs to go with the bag.
uh oh.
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fixt
oh, and I got kidney stones
Nice! I managed to somehow get another sinus infection. On the bright side the cough medicine is Codeine based. Goes real well with whiskey. :)
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I managed to somehow get another sinus infection.
Don't do the entire eight ball in one sitting.
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Don't do the entire eight ball in one sitting.
That also goes real well with whiskey.
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That also goes real well with whiskey.
Sinus infections or eight balls?
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Sinus infections or eight balls?
Eight balls first then whiskey to take the edge off.
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Eight balls first then whiskey to take the edge off.
Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/sam-kinison.jpg)
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Don't do the entire eight ball in one sitting.
Pfffftttttttt! All in, All in!
Sinus infections or eight balls?
Actually both, like simp said. Eight ball and then whiskey to knock the edge off. Sinus infection, drink whiskey and the headache and pressure will go away after enough sips.
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Pfffftttttttt! All in, All in!
Actually both, like simp said. Eight ball and then whiskey to knock the edge off. Sinus infection, drink whiskey and the headache and pressure will go away after enough sips.
Doesn't really go away. You just don't feel it. Until about 8 hrs later.
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Doesn't really go away. You just don't feel it. Until about 8 hrs later.
That is why you have another drink.
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I got some Bridgestone e6 golf balls these balls reduce side spin for increased accuracy so I have that going for me.
I got a new Auburn Golf Bag
(http://c0014104.r32.cf1.rackcdn.com/x2_a0e40d2)
Hopefully-Next year you will get some clubs to go with the bag.
Teh Quote function always wins.
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That is why you have another drink.
Hair of the dog....I like it.
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VV likes doing eight balls (that's where snaggle and four other lawyer guys tag team him)
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VV likes doing eight balls (that's where snaggle and four other lawyer guys tag team him)
i see what you did there.
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I got a 7 lb 8oz bouncing baby boy. Top that bitches!!
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VV likes doing eight balls (that's where snaggle and four other lawyer guys tag team him)
The best part about it? I billed a client for that shit.
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I got a 7 lb 8oz bouncing baby boy. Top that bitches!!
Congratulations! You don't have to worry about him getting pregnant in 14 years.
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Nice! I managed to somehow get another sinus infection.
You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny." Alright? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don't cry here, okay?
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I have been at my mother's house for nearly 72 hours. Do vodka and pain killers go together? Cuz they are about to...
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I have been at my mother's house for nearly 72 hours. Do vodka and pain killers go together? Cuz they are about to...
Prayers sent.
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Prayers sent.
Can a prosecutor bail someone out? Cuz I will drive to Selma to turn myself in if you promise to intervene...
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I have been at my mother's house for nearly 72 hours. Do vodka and pain killers go together? Cuz they are about to...
Like you and Cam......in other words.......It's like they were meant to be together.
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Do vodka and pain killers go together? Cuz they are about to...
This would be a good time to take advantage of you.
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Can a prosecutor bail someone out? Cuz I will drive to Selma to turn myself in if you promise to intervene...
For you, yes.
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I am back in H-town. Matricide narrowly avoided for yet another holiday season... It's a Festivus miracle.
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Got XBox 360 and Chizik's All In book. Highlight was at my grandparents house dirty Santa where I got an official Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range rifle (though it is missing the compass in the stock and this thing that tells time). Still have both my eyes intact. I don't think I would have been more tickled if it was a .50 Barrett.
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Got XBox 360 and Chizik's All In book. Highlight was at my grandparents house dirty Santa where I got an official Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range rifle (though it is missing the compass in the stock and this thing that tells time). Still have both my eyes intact. I don't think I would have been more tickled if it was a .50 Barrett.
Thats a nice Dirty Santa gift. Better than a pink scarf or a jumping pecker.
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Wife and I got a new couch, love seat, and matching chair/ottoman, which we decided would be our Christmas gifts to each other. And then we took the kids to Disney on the 25th, and came back on the 30th. Good time had by all, but holy fuck, it was crowded.
I should also add that I followed Wench's advice, and got Mrs AUJ the charms for her pandora bracelet that were the kids fingerprints. She loved them.
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I should also add that I followed Wench's advice, and got Mrs AUJ the charms for her pandora bracelet that were the kids fingerprints. She loved them.
I knows what de wiminz like...
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Wife and I got a new couch, love seat, and matching chair/ottoman, which we decided would be our Christmas gifts to each other.
Sure it was to each other. Whatever she has told you need to tell yourself.
And then we took the kids to Disney on the 25th, and came back on the 30th.
Disneyland no doubt.
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Disneyland no doubt.
With a stop at Hollywood Studios.
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Sure it was to each other.
My wife had been bitching about the old sofas for 3 years now. I've learned a lot being married, the most important one is that I can't buy happiness, but I can damn sure buy silence.
With a stop at Hollywood Studios.
Well played, Mauer. Well played.
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My wife had been bitching about the old sofas for 3 years now. I've learned a lot being married, the most important one is that I can't buy happiness, but I can damn sure buy silence.
Well at least you know you don't have a dick.
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Well at least you know you don't have a dick.
Fuck that. He was going to have to buy that shit eventually anyway. He is saving money making it part of Christmas...
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Fuck that. He was going to have to buy that shit eventually anyway. He is saving money making it part of Christmas...
You fuckers keep missing the fundamental part of this. Don't buy it.
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You fuckers keep missing the fundamental part of this. Don't buy it.
You really need your own TV show to rival Dr. Phil.
"Shut the fuck up, next."
"Don't buy it, dumbass."
It would be ratings gold.
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You really need your own TV show to rival Dr. Phil.
"Shut the fuck up, next."
"Don't buy it, dumbass."
It would be ratings gold.
Oh hell yea.
Once a week we can have the DNA lottery to find out who baby daddy is as well.
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Oh hell yea.
Once a week we can have the DNA lottery to find out who baby daddy is as well.
And RWS.....you...ARE the father of these children!!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ON1gXz2esyE/TIFUaWgRODI/AAAAAAAACBY/GPa7IfxzOH8/s1600/goat+babies.jpg)
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Oh hell yea.
Once a week we can have the DNA lottery to find out who baby daddy is as well.
I can't wait for the "Eating disorder" episode.
"I'm too fat." "Don't eat so much, and do more situps, dumbass."
"I'm anorexic." "I give a fuck."
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I can't wait for the "Eating disorder" episode.
"I'm too fat." "Don't eat so much, and do more situps, dumbass."
"I'm anorexic." "I give a fuck. Well good! Since it's voluntary it's time for you to move to Africa so I can stop having to watch Sally Struthers on my TV."
I actually would go this direction but that's just me.