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Title: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 12, 2011, 09:01:21 PM
At least...for a temporary amount of time.

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Gene Chizik said Mike Dyer is "temporarily off the team", was reluctant to say the ball is in Dyer's court to return.
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Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AWK on December 12, 2011, 09:07:05 PM
At least...for a temporary amount of time.
Ok, what the hell does that mean?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AWK on December 12, 2011, 09:08:51 PM
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Hey everyone.

So Gene Chizik is in Atlanta today for a Chick-fil-A Bowl press conference. Moments before the presser itself, he spoke with reporters and offered this short statement:

    “I’m not going to go into any of the details. He will not participate in the bowl game. When you see him back in an Auburn jersey you will know he’s done everything we’ve asked him to do.”

He also said this:

    “(Dyer) won’t be practicing for the bowl game. He won’t be playing in the bowl game. If he does the things we ask him to do, you’ll see him back in an Auburn uniform. If he doesn’t, you won’t.”
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 13, 2011, 08:50:04 AM
I think Chiz was clear in his presser yesterday.  Dyer will wear an Auburn uniform again WHEN he takes the steps necessary to make that happen.   I understand it to mean he has to do certain things, and if he doesn't he won't be back.   Pretty simple stuff.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: djsimp on December 13, 2011, 08:52:38 AM
I think Chiz was clear in his presser yesterday.  Dyer will wear an Auburn uniform again WHEN he takes the steps necessary to make that happen.   I understand it to mean he has to do certain things, and if he doesn't he won't be back.   Pretty simple stuff.

Although I really hate that there is the possibility of losing Dyer but there is no one player bigger than the team. Chizik did the right thing and I commend him for it. This is also a good little nugget for the rest of the team to witness as well.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: wesfau2 on December 13, 2011, 09:56:24 AM
I think Chiz was clear in his presser yesterday.  Dyer will wear an Auburn uniform again WHEN he takes the steps necessary to make that happen.   I understand it to mean he has to do certain things, and if he doesn't he won't be back.   Pretty simple stuff.

Chizik was pretty clear.  The thread title is not. 
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 10:01:34 AM
Chizik was pretty clear.  The thread title is not.

I forgot facetious thread titles were illegal at the X.  Sorry for partying. 
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on December 13, 2011, 10:08:07 AM
I forgot facetious thread titles were illegal at the X.  Sorry for partying.

Have to agree with Wes. You may have missed your calling as a newspaper or ESPN reporter.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 10:15:37 AM
Have to agree with Wes. You may have missed your calling as a newspaper or ESPN reporter.

FACETIOUS MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT.

It was a play on JHoke saying he was temporarily off the team.  Just a joke.  Just a bit of playful banter.  He tweeted it like it was new. 

Again.  Sorry for partying. 
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Saniflush on December 13, 2011, 10:19:59 AM
FACETIOUS MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT.

It was a play on JHoke saying he was temporarily off the team.  Just a joke.  Just a bit of playful banter.  He tweeted it like it was new. 

Again.  Sorry for partying.

You Moos sure know how to party.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: ssgaufan on December 13, 2011, 10:21:22 AM
FACETIOUS MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT.

It was a play on JHoke saying he was temporarily off the team.  Just a joke.  Just a bit of playful banter.  He tweeted it like it was new. 

Again.  Sorry for partying.

Damn!  Ya'll done went and made Townhall call somebody a MOTHERFUCKER.

 :kimclap:
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 10:22:16 AM
You Moos sure know how to party.

Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 13, 2011, 10:26:33 AM
FACETIOUS MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT.

It was a play on JHoke saying he was temporarily off the team.  Just a joke.  Just a bit of playful banter.  He tweeted it like it was new. 

Again.  Sorry for partying.

I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: ssgaufan on December 13, 2011, 10:27:47 AM
I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

What?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2011, 10:55:15 AM
Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

Sani will be deducting points here shortly
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 10:56:26 AM
Sani will be deducting points here shortly

What'd I do wrong this time? 

Fuck me.  Revenge of the Nerds. 
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2011, 11:02:08 AM
What'd I do wrong this time? 

Fuck me.  Revenge of the Nerds.

I had 10 taken off yesterday for quoting out of turn.  I pity the fool that misses the movie.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Saniflush on December 13, 2011, 11:06:39 AM
What'd I do wrong this time? 

Fuck me.  Revenge of the Nerds.

-10. 

Wrong movie.  Snaggle you only lost 5 for out of order.  You lost the other 5 for having no nutts.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2011, 11:08:12 AM
-10. 

Wrong movie.  Snaggle you only lost 5 for out of order.  You lost the other 5 for having no nutts.

Frick!!!
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on December 13, 2011, 11:28:09 AM
FACETIOUS MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT.

It was a play on JHoke saying he was temporarily off the team.  Just a joke.  Just a bit of playful banter.  He tweeted it like it was new. 

Again.  Sorry for partying.

E-Penis....you have it.

Kidding aside, saying "gooder" is facetious. Or a discussion about RWS and season tickets. ~snicker~

Saying Michael Dyer is off the team when he isn't - whether temporary or permanant? Not very facetious to me, whether you meant it in jest or not. Unless I missed something Chizik said. 

Forgive me if I am a little senstive to misleading headlines after the shit Cam was put through. This is more directed at Hokansen than you.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 11:34:21 AM
E-Penis....you have it.

Kidding aside, saying "gooder" is facetious. Or a discussion about RWS and season tickets. ~snicker~

Saying Michael Dyer is off the team when he isn't - whether temporary or permanant? Not very facetious to me, whether you meant it in jest or not. Unless I missed something Chizik said. 

Forgive me if I am a little senstive to misleading headlines after the shit Cam was put through. This is more directed at Hokansen than you.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/facetious (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/facetious)

It's like when we say Prowler's skreets are impeccable...unless they aren't.

It's like saying Obama is the messiah of American politics...unless he isn't.

It's like saying Dyer is off the team...unless he's not. 
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on December 13, 2011, 11:49:49 AM
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/facetious (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/facetious)

It's like when we say Prowler's skreets are impeccable...unless they aren't.

It's like saying Obama is the messiah of American politics...unless he isn't.

It's like saying Dyer is off the team...unless he's not.

Thanks for posting that link. I had no idea what it meant.

I saw no sarcasm in your OP or Hokensan's. It's just my take. You appeared to be reporting his news rfom twitter with an eye catching thread title that would make some gasp.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AUChizad on December 13, 2011, 11:51:22 AM
(http://i679.photobucket.com/albums/vv158/Nergal-HoD/bla/internet-serious-business-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on December 13, 2011, 11:53:39 AM
(http://i679.photobucket.com/albums/vv158/Nergal-HoD/bla/internet-serious-business-cat.jpg)

careful....you will be called a GOTDAMMMED MOTHERFUCKER if you make one more misstep.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 13, 2011, 01:15:51 PM
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/facetious (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/facetious)

It's like when we say Prowler's skreets are impeccable...unless they aren't.

It's like saying Obama is the messiah of American politics...unless he isn't.

It's like saying Dyer is off the team...unless he's not.

SEMANTICS! MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Six = Half Dozen

Off the team, with a possible opportunity to earn your spot back = Indefinite Suspension.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 13, 2011, 01:27:37 PM
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Gene Chizik said Mike Dyer is "temporarily off the team", was reluctant to say the ball is in Dyer's court to return.
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Besides, this tweet is in direct conflict with what Chiz said.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/12/gene_chizik_says_mike_dyer_has.html (http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/12/gene_chizik_says_mike_dyer_has.html)

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ATLANTA -- Coach Gene Chizik says All-SEC running back Mike Dyer will have to meet certain criteria if he plans to play at Auburn again.

"When you see him back in an Auburn jersey, you know he's done everything we've asked him to do," Chizik said at a Chick-fil-A Bowl press gathering Monday. Sunday, Chizik suspended his top running back indefinitely for violations of undisclosed team rules. Monday, he specifically said Dyer won't play against Virginia on New Year's Eve.

He did discuss it, and said Dyer could return. 
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Shug Dye on December 13, 2011, 01:33:55 PM
Oh for crissakes. Piss puddles everywhere.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2011, 01:37:56 PM
Dyer was smoking pot so he was too stoned to go to class or get a lot of carries in the game.  Technically, he's not on the team unless he is. 
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AWK on December 13, 2011, 01:39:10 PM
I forgot facetious thread titles were illegal at the X.  Sorry for partying.
My name is AWK, and I like to party.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 01:39:27 PM
Oh for crissakes. Piss puddles everywhere.

I was just trying to make a person chuckle.  For fuck's sake.  It's Christmas! 
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Shug Dye on December 13, 2011, 01:41:43 PM
I giggle every time you call someone a motherfucker, for the record. :)

Especially in all caps. I love me some caps.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AWK on December 13, 2011, 01:42:29 PM
I giggle every time you call someone a motherfucker, for the record. :)

Especially in all caps. I love me some caps.
CUNNILINGUS
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2011, 01:42:46 PM
My name is AWK, and I like to party.

Every day I'm shufflin'
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 13, 2011, 01:48:22 PM
CUNNILINGUS

Sweet hustle.  I love the moving text!
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2011, 01:50:16 PM
Did you heah that Colonel Angus is coming tonight?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: djsimp on December 13, 2011, 01:52:54 PM
Did you heah that Colonel Angus is coming tonight?

No, but I heard he was.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on December 13, 2011, 01:59:44 PM
I was just trying to make a person chuckle.  For fuck's sake.  It's Christmas!

Your Sunday morning commentary after games is funnier. Serious. A blend of dry humor mixed with subtle wit. Thats what Imma talkin bout.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 13, 2011, 02:23:41 PM
Did you heah that Colonel Angus is coming tonight?

I hear he's a master debater
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2011, 02:27:28 PM
I hear he's a master debater

There's a carriage on the horizon!

Oh? Well, where, dear child?

There! Traveling down the road! Darting in and out of the cotton!

Oh.. oh! Well, that must be the Colonel! Colonel Angus!

Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: wesfau2 on December 13, 2011, 03:21:37 PM
I was just trying to make a person chuckle.  For fuck's sake.  It's Christmas!

The problem wasn't intent, but execution.  It was just a shitty joke.  All jokes rely upon an exaggeration of some sort to get the lulz.  Your thread title lacked any hyperbole and, therefore, failed as a joke.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Saniflush on December 13, 2011, 03:23:44 PM
The problem wasn't intent, but execution.  It was just a shitty joke.  All jokes rely upon an exaggeration of some sort to get the lulz.  Your thread title lacked any hyperbole and, therefore, failed as a joke.

For example, rape is funny.

Imagine Elmer Fudd raping Porky Pig.

+2 George Carlin
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on December 13, 2011, 03:37:56 PM
The problem wasn't intent, but execution.  It was just a shitty joke.  All jokes rely upon an exaggeration of some sort to get the lulz.  Your thread title lacked any hyperbole and, therefore, failed as a joke.

I'm just glad someone else in this thread was able to say in better words what I was thinking on Page 1.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: wesfau2 on December 13, 2011, 03:38:58 PM
For example, rape is funny.

Imagine Elmer Fudd raping Porky Pig.

+2 George Carlin

Exactly the man and the bit that I had in mind.  You complete me.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 13, 2011, 03:43:18 PM
The problem wasn't intent, but execution.  It was just a shitty joke.  All jokes rely upon an exaggeration of some sort to get the lulz.  Your thread title lacked any hyperbole and, therefore, failed as a joke.

Yup, gots to get sum a dem hyper boles!  Aint near funny wit out dem.  Dem little fuckers just go and go, they're so hyper. 
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: CCTAU on December 13, 2011, 03:45:32 PM
Well, in is defense, Dyer has been dismissed from the team.................















Unless he hasn't.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on December 13, 2011, 03:46:03 PM
Yup, gots to get sum a dem hyper boles!  Aint near funny wit out dem. 

That was basically the word I was looking for earlier. There was no hyperbole or precedent for that joke to be considered facetious by anyone but the author.

Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 13, 2011, 04:01:40 PM
I just hope THS has learned a valuable lesson with this whole fiasco.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: djsimp on December 13, 2011, 04:06:55 PM
I just hope THS has learned a valuable lesson with this whole fiasco.

Yeah, the Internet is serious bidness.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on December 13, 2011, 04:15:24 PM
Yeah, the Internet is serious bidness.

Oh I know you ain't trying to talk shit. My e-penis is fully erect at this moment. Warn meters will be incremented at rapid rates. Just don't say you weren't warned.


Quote from: JR4AU
I just hope THS has learned a valuable lesson with this whole fiasco.

You're just being facetious there aren't you?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 04:15:44 PM
The problem wasn't intent, but execution.  It was just a shitty joke.  All jokes rely upon an exaggeration of some sort to get the lulz.  Your thread title lacked any hyperbole and, therefore, failed as a joke.

Wrong.

I'll admit it's a shitty joke because it had to be explained to the obtuse audience.  Fail on my part.

But the hyperbole is present. 
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2011, 04:17:15 PM
I think Wes had a smaller audience and different intent in mind.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on December 13, 2011, 04:19:06 PM
Wrong.

I'll admit it's a shitty joke because it had to be explained to the obtuse audience.  Fail on my part.

But the hyperbole is present.

More times than not, shitty jokes have to be explained because they were....shitty jokes.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 13, 2011, 04:27:57 PM
I think Wes had a smaller audience and different intent in mind.

Why is it always about height with you?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Jumbo on December 13, 2011, 04:33:42 PM
Why is it always about height with you?
How do you measure yourself with the other golfers?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: djsimp on December 13, 2011, 04:37:05 PM
How do you measure yourself with the other golfers?

By their stroke.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 13, 2011, 04:37:40 PM


You're just being facetious there aren't you?

Hyperbole.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 13, 2011, 04:38:39 PM
How do you measure yourself with the other golfers?
I bet you've got a lot of ties, Ty.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on December 13, 2011, 04:51:02 PM
Wrong.

I'll admit it's a shitakety joke because it had to be explained to the obtuse audience.  Fail on my part.

But the hyperbole is present.

I got the joke.  I got it so well that I pooed a little and then called up Auburn and tried to get my donation back since I wouldn't be buying tickets next year before I noticed that he might be let back on the team.

Good times, man.  Thanks for the laughs.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: wesfau2 on December 13, 2011, 05:30:17 PM
More times than not, shitty jokes have to be explained because they were....shitty jokes.

Gets it.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Godfather on December 13, 2011, 05:58:34 PM
For example, rape is funny.

Imagine Elmer Fudd raping Porky Pig.

+2 George Carlin

Fuck that rape isn't funny....






...unless it's with a clown.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Godfather on December 13, 2011, 06:00:47 PM
I am deducting everyone who participated in this thread -10 points.

Movie misquotes abound... :facepalm:
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 13, 2011, 06:47:05 PM
THS + This Thread = (http://www.theinternetpics.com/old/saut%20perche.gif)
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: DnATL on December 13, 2011, 07:27:15 PM
Fuck that rape isn't funny....






...unless it's with a clown.
Was there some clown fuckin' goin' on here?

(you shoulda hung out, man!)
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Hogwally on December 14, 2011, 11:56:28 PM
     Sorry to derail this comedy symposium, but thought you guys might like this rumor off the Arkansas Scout board courtesy of someone titled mjpeterson:

I DON'T CARE IF NO ONE BELIEVES ME...
but I just got it from the Horse's Mouth, that M. Dyer has decided to transfer to The University of Arkansas. Furthermore, he said that he had an altercation with several Auburn players that got him in trouble, and it had nothing to do with drugs what so ever. Of course, he is back in Arkansas just trying the get things back in order in his life, so he can move on. Was very up beat, and said that Coach Malzahn didn't want to deal with the attitudes of the players at Auburn anymore. And that it was time for him to come home, when the opprtunity came open at A-State. Again, he seemed very upbeat and matter of factly about what he said. This is the truth.
Hogsbloodisthickerthanwater

After basically two pages of people calling him a shitbird and a liar, he added:

With all due respect to none believers, I am 44 years of age, have kids and a grandchild. I have zero tolerance for anything that's not fact. I was told by the young man openly in front of several others. He was driving a black charger with sporty rims and a lot of sound coming out of the car. He said what he said, and said it strongly.

Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: The Prowler on December 15, 2011, 06:08:01 AM
     Sorry to derail this comedy symposium, but thought you guys might like this rumor off the Arkansas Scout board courtesy of someone titled mjpeterson:

I DON'T CARE IF NO ONE BELIEVES ME...
but I just got it from the Horse's Mouth, that M. Dyer has decided to transfer to The University of Arkansas. Furthermore, he said that he had an altercation with several Auburn players that got him in trouble, and it had nothing to do with drugs what so ever. Of course, he is back in Arkansas just trying the get things back in order in his life, so he can move on. Was very up beat, and said that Coach Malzahn didn't want to deal with the attitudes of the players at Auburn anymore. And that it was time for him to come home, when the opprtunity came open at A-State. Again, he seemed very upbeat and matter of factly about what he said. This is the truth.
Hogsbloodisthickerthanwater

After basically two pages of people calling him a shitbird and a liar, he added:

With all due respect to none believers, I am 44 years of age, have kids and a grandchild. I have zero tolerance for anything that's not fact. I was told by the young man openly in front of several others. He was driving a black charger with sporty rims and a lot of sound coming out of the car. He said what he said, and said it strongly.
Snicker

"sporty rims"

So, did "the horse's mouth" have the "loud sound coming out of his car" while he expained the entire situation and did he end the conversation with a guy that has kids (like that matters, Updyke has 7 or so kids) with a Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Pig Suey?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AUChizad on December 15, 2011, 08:32:34 AM
Makes perfect sense. Dyer didn't have the shitty attitude, it was every single other player and coach at Auburn. Finally, he had had enough... :taunt:
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on December 15, 2011, 09:26:08 AM
     Sorry to derail this comedy symposium, but thought you guys might like this rumor off the Arkansas Scout board courtesy of someone titled mjpeterson:

I DON'T CARE IF NO ONE BELIEVES ME...
but I just got it from the Horse's Mouth, that M. Dyer has decided to transfer to The University of Arkansas. Furthermore, he said that he had an altercation with several Auburn players that got him in trouble, and it had nothing to do with drugs what so ever. Of course, he is back in Arkansas just trying the get things back in order in his life, so he can move on. Was very up beat, and said that Coach Malzahn didn't want to deal with the attitudes of the players at Auburn anymore. And that it was time for him to come home, when the opprtunity came open at A-State. Again, he seemed very upbeat and matter of factly about what he said. This is the truth.
Hogsbloodisthickerthanwater

After basically two pages of people calling him a shitbird and a liar, he added:

With all due respect to none believers, I am 44 years of age, have kids and a grandchild. I have zero tolerance for anything that's not fact. I was told by the young man openly in front of several others. He was driving a black charger with sporty rims and a lot of sound coming out of the car. He said what he said, and said it strongly.

So you are saying that he is willing to sit out two years? Kind of hard to believe. I can also show you some posts from Woopig and the Arky Rivals board when he was being recruiting that said it was known from a source that "Dyer would decommit from Auburn and commit to Coach BMFP on signing day". Message boards are just full of 'facts' from 'sources'. Not saying this can't be true, but I would rather believe it when I see it.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 15, 2011, 09:35:06 AM
     Sorry to derail this comedy symposium, but thought you guys might like this rumor off the Arkansas Scout board courtesy of someone titled mjpeterson:

I DON'T CARE IF NO ONE BELIEVES ME...
but I just got it from the Horse's Mouth, that M. Dyer has decided to transfer to The University of Arkansas. Furthermore, he said that he had an altercation with several Auburn players that got him in trouble, and it had nothing to do with drugs what so ever. Of course, he is back in Arkansas just trying the get things back in order in his life, so he can move on. Was very up beat, and said that Coach Malzahn didn't want to deal with the attitudes of the players at Auburn anymore. And that it was time for him to come home, when the opprtunity came open at A-State. Again, he seemed very upbeat and matter of factly about what he said. This is the truth.
Hogsbloodisthickerthanwater

After basically two pages of people calling him a shitbird and a liar, he added:

With all due respect to none believers, I am 44 years of age, have kids and a grandchild. I have zero tolerance for anything that's not fact. I was told by the young man openly in front of several others. He was driving a black charger with sporty rims and a lot of sound coming out of the car. He said what he said, and said it strongly.

Ha Ha, bull fucking shit.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 15, 2011, 09:42:39 AM
Well, then he won't care if I don't believe him either.  I'm like many others.  I have a feeling we won't see Dyer in an Auburn uniform again.  But the Arkansas scenario would tell me dat boy gots rocks in he head. 
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: djsimp on December 15, 2011, 09:48:03 AM
I think I'll wait to start hating when it becomes clearer to me that this "person" was actually Dyer.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 15, 2011, 09:58:29 AM
Have no clue what Dyer did, didn't do...whatever.  Hate that currently, it's not working out because I love watching that guy run in an Auburn uniform.  Don't know what his plans are or have been, but I'm 100% certain he would have come out after this coming year anyway.  He's not transferring to Arkansas or Bama or Texass or any other D1 program to sit out.  IMNSHO..he either gets his shit straight for 2012 at AU or he transfers to a DII program so he can play and then play on Sundays.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on December 15, 2011, 10:14:21 AM
Have no clue what Dyer did, didn't do...whatever.  Hate that currently, it's not working out because I love watching that guy run in an Auburn uniform.  Don't know what his plans are or have been, but I'm 100% certain he would have come out after this coming year anyway.  He's not transferring to Arkansas or Bama or Texass or any other D1 program to sit out.  IMNSHO..he either gets his shit straight for 2012 at AU or he transfers to a DII program so he can play and then play on Sundays.

Since he is a current player enrolled at Auburn, this would apply as well:

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The SEC has a rule that if you transfer to another SEC program you sit out 2 years unless you have a waiver.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Saniflush on December 15, 2011, 10:19:19 AM
Since he is a current player enrolled at Auburn, this would apply as well:

Stop me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if he ain't on the team then it hardly seems like he would be obligated to need a waiver.  Waiver's are for those who mutually decide it's not working out.  It appears Auburn has told him to hit the bricks.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on December 15, 2011, 10:35:26 AM
Stop me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if he ain't on the team then it hardly seems like he would be obligated to need a waiver.  Waiver's are for those who mutually decide it's not working out.  It appears Auburn has told him to hit the bricks.

Here are the SEC bylaws concerning such:

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14.5.5 Four-Year College Transfers. See NCAA Bylaw 14.5.5.

14.5.5.1 Transferring within the Southeastern Conference. A transfer student from a Southeastern
Conference institution shall not be eligible for intercollegiate competition at another Southeastern
Conference institution until the student has fulfilled a residence requirement of one full academic
year (two full semesters) at the certifying institution. Further, a transfer student-athlete admitted
after the 12th class day may not utilize that semester for the purpose of establishing residency.
Student-athletes meeting the terms of NCAA Bylaws 14.5.5.2.1, 14.5.5.2.2, 14.5.5.2.3, 14.5.5.2.4,
14.5.5.2.5, 14.5.5.2.6, 14.5.5.2.7, 14.5.5.2.8 and 14.5.5.2.9 may seek a waiver of the provisions of
this bylaw. [Revised 6/2/00; effective 8/1/2001; Revised 6/1/08]


14.5.8 Waivers. Prospective student-athletes with education impacting disabilities are subject to and must satisfy the eligibility standards set forth in this Bylaw 14.5; provided, however, that (i) in satisfying such standards, such students may take advantage of any applicable NCAA or SEC Bylaws that have the purpose or effect of providing reasonable accommodation to disabled individuals, and (ii) the Commissioner may waive or modify the standards in this Bylaw 14.5, in his sole discretion, if and as necessary or appropriate to comply with applicable laws or regulations. [Adopted 6/1/08;effective 8/1/2008]

I don't know how Auburn or the SEC interprets his "suspension" but I am guessing he is still on scholarship at Auburn and is considered a "student athlete" at this time which is what I think these bylaws would apply to.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AUChizad on December 15, 2011, 11:05:24 AM
IMNSHO..he either gets his shit straight for 2012 at AU or he transfers to a DII program so he can play and then play on Sundays.
Agree. This guy's skreets must have left out the "State" part when they heard Arkansas...
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on December 15, 2011, 11:08:29 AM
Agree. This guy's skreets must have left out the "State" part when they heard Arkansas...

Def makes more sense.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 15, 2011, 11:16:07 AM
Here are the SEC bylaws concerning such:

I don't know how Auburn or the SEC interprets his "suspension" but I am guessing he is still on scholarship at Auburn and is considered a "student athlete" at this time which is what I think these bylaws would apply to.

Please to be pointing out the part of that rule that says "two YEARS"?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Hogwally on December 15, 2011, 11:22:12 AM
Ha Ha, bull fucking shit.

     Yeah, pretty much what everyone on the Ark board thought as well.
Snicker

"sporty rims"

So, did "the horse's mouth" have the "loud sound coming out of his car" while he expained the entire situation and did he end the conversation with a guy that has kids (like that matters, Updyke has 7 or so kids) with a Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Pig Suey?

  The age and kids thing was a response to someone telling him to let his mommie have her laptop back or something similar.

     Personally, it wouldn't surprise me if the kid said it.  But there's a big difference between talking about it and actually doing it, especially once someone starts explaining the transfer rules to him.  Plus, who knows whether BMFP holds a grudge over his original recruitment?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on December 15, 2011, 11:23:20 AM
Please to be pointing out the part of that rule that says "two YEARS"?

I (along with others who have cited it) assume its the compounding of SEC/NCAA rules. The SEC bylaw is an additional stipulation on top of the already existing NCAA bylaw (referenced in the SEC bylaw) which requires a sit out year.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 15, 2011, 11:26:54 AM
I (along with others who have cited it) assume its the compounding of SEC/NCAA rules. The SEC bylaw is an additional stipulation on top of the already existing NCAA bylaw (referenced in the SEC bylaw) which requires a sit out year.

The Judge rules that his sentences are to run concurrently.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 15, 2011, 11:30:15 AM
The Judge rules that his sentences are to run concurrently.

This^^^
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Hogwally on December 15, 2011, 11:45:51 AM
The Judge rules that his sentences are to run concurrently.

   It was my understanding that he only has to sit out one year, but if he doesn't get a release from Auburn, he has to pay his own way the year he sits out.  I believe this is what happened a few years ago when a B-ball player transferred from Miss St. to Ark.  Also, when Matt Hall transferred from Ark to Ole Miss.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on December 15, 2011, 11:48:59 AM
   It was my understanding that he only has to sit out one year, but if he doesn't get a release from Auburn, he has to pay his own way the year he sits out.  I believe this is what happened a few years ago when a B-ball player transferred from Miss St. to Ark.  Also, when Matt Hall transferred from Ark to Ole Miss.

Thats the way the SEC bylaw reads. I was only assuming that since it is commonly referenced that SEC to SEC is 2 years, that the SEC bylaw was an additional stipulation. The NCAA requires a 1 year sit out. The SEC requires a 1 year sit out if it is SEC to SEC Xfer. Why would the SEC have a bylaw for a one year sit out if the NCAA bylaw already covered that circumstance? Thats why I read as "in addition to". Its something additional the SEC did to discourage xfering within the conf.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 15, 2011, 11:52:03 AM
Here are the SEC bylaws concerning such:

I don't know how Auburn or the SEC interprets his "suspension" but I am guessing he is still on scholarship at Auburn and is considered a "student athlete" at this time which is what I think these bylaws would apply to.

I'm pretty sure that the Grant in Aid contracts at SEC schools have a clause that says they cannot transfer within the SEC without a Waiver from the current institution. 
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 15, 2011, 11:54:38 AM
Thats the way the SEC bylaw reads. I was only assuming that since it is commonly referenced that SEC to SEC is 2 years, that the SEC bylaw was an additional stipulation. The NCAA requires a 1 year sit out. The SEC requires a 1 year sit out if it is SEC to SEC Xfer. Why would the SEC have a bylaw for a one year sit out if the NCAA bylaw already covered that circumstance? Thats why I read as "in addition to". Its something additional the SEC did to discourage xfering within the conf.

It doesn't say "in addition to".  Say a Graduate (like the doofus from Oregon) wanted to transfer within the SEC and NCAA bylaws allowed it.  This SEC bylaw would still mean he couldn't.  There have been players transfer within the SEC, none sate out 2 years that I'm aware of. 
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on December 15, 2011, 12:15:08 PM
It doesn't say "in addition to".  Say a Graduate (like the doofus from Oregon) wanted to transfer within the SEC and NCAA bylaws allowed it.  This SEC bylaw would still mean he couldn't.  There have been players transfer within the SEC, none sate out 2 years that I'm aware of.

The 2 years thing has been referenced by a lot of folks. Some of them I respect, others I don't.

Maybe its implied, who knows. Either way, I think he's much more likely to go to Arky State than Arky.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 15, 2011, 12:26:03 PM
The 2 years thing has been referenced by a lot of folks. Some of them I respect, others I don't.

Maybe its implied, who knows. Either way, I think he's much more likely to go to Arky State than Arky.

First I've heard of any 2 year SEC rule, but that doesn't mean it's not the case.  Still, it doesn't say "in addition to". 

Until he's actually not an Auburn student anymore, it's all speculation anyway. 
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Jumbo on December 15, 2011, 12:55:02 PM
It's over....
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TigerRags: 30% OFF all Under Armour #5 Jerseys! NO RETURN or EXCHANGE - ALL SALES FINAL
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: djsimp on December 15, 2011, 01:46:42 PM
It's over....

Does this mean that I'm gonna have to change my desktop background? Damn.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 15, 2011, 01:52:52 PM
It's over....

and in the corner, Jake Holland is weeping
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: djsimp on December 15, 2011, 01:56:56 PM
and in the corner, Jake Holland is weeping

Two birds, one stone....nice.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AUChizad on December 15, 2011, 03:24:42 PM
Does this mean that I'm gonna have to change my desktop background? Damn.
This picture I have certainly lost its luster.

(http://cdn3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/192/636/426/Ki5j.jpg)
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: djsimp on December 15, 2011, 04:19:15 PM
This picture I have certainly lost its luster.

(http://cdn3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/192/636/426/Ki5j.jpg)

Maybe GF can fix that up with a Arky St jersey if the rumors are true.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AUChizad on December 29, 2011, 04:47:23 PM
Agree. This guy's skreets must have left out the "State" part when they heard Arkansas...
Facebook says so...

From an Arkansas State player's profile...
(http://friendsoftheprogram.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dyer.png)
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 29, 2011, 04:50:03 PM
Facebook says so...

From an Arkansas State player's profile...
(http://friendsoftheprogram.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dyer.png)

Why the hell would he transfer to ASU?  I understand the Arkansas/Malzahn connection....but you still have to sit out a year, then play at a crappy school.  If...he actually plays.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: djsimp on December 29, 2011, 04:58:20 PM
Why the hell would he transfer to ASU?  I understand the Arkansas/Malzahn connection....but you still have to sit out a year, then play at a crappy school.  If...he actually plays.

He is confoozed. Teh weeds will do that to ya.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AUChizad on December 29, 2011, 04:59:34 PM
Why the hell would he transfer to ASU?  I understand the Arkansas/Malzahn connection....but you still have to sit out a year, then play at a crappy school.  If...he actually plays.
He will try to claim some kind of medical hardship, or needing to be closer to his family or some such bullshit. Probably won't get it.

Why would Malzahn want him if he was this disruptive thug, and that he and Malzahn specifically weren't getting along. I mean Kristie Malzahn said so herself!
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: ssgaufan on December 29, 2011, 05:12:27 PM
He will try to claim some kind of medical hardship, or needing to be closer to his family or some such bullshit. Probably won't get it.

Why would Malzahn want him if he was this disruptive thug, and that he and Malzahn specifically weren't getting along. I mean Kristie Malzahn said so herself!

How shitty must the Razorbacks feel.  You not only lost out on this kid to AU, but now to ASU too?   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: djsimp on December 29, 2011, 05:13:08 PM
Hammer reference in 3...2...1
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AUChizad on December 29, 2011, 06:05:38 PM
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette Recruiting Columnist:
https://twitter.com/#!/ArRecruitingGuy/status/152510369246621696
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The rumors of Michael Dyer to ASU are false. He plans to meet with Chizik and remain at Auburn.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 29, 2011, 08:09:18 PM
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette Recruiting Columnist:
https://twitter.com/#!/ArRecruitingGuy/status/152510369246621696

Figured as much.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Jumbo on December 30, 2011, 02:33:10 PM
Justin Hokanson just said he doesn't believe Dyer will be back at Aubun next year on Wjox......
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 30, 2011, 02:37:45 PM
Justin Hokanson just said he doesn't believe Dyer will be back at Aubun next year on Wjox......

Que souie souie, If the fucker wants to run from his probs, then fuck him.  The door was left open, and he doesn't want to walk through it because it's too much work...we don't need him.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Jumbo on December 30, 2011, 02:41:10 PM
Que souie souie, If the fucker wants to run from his probs, then fuck him.  The door was left open, and he doesn't want to walk through it because it's too much work...we don't need him.
We Roll 10 deep.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 30, 2011, 02:44:25 PM
We Roll 10 deep.

That, and if he's a problem, we don't need him.  Never have understood the one or two players out of a hundred plus that just can't seem to get along and get with the program.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Saniflush on December 30, 2011, 02:51:01 PM
Justin Hokanson just said he doesn't believe Dyer will be back at Aubun next year on Wjox......

Hammer
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 30, 2011, 03:04:09 PM
Hammer

This!  Every stinkin' word.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: djsimp on December 30, 2011, 03:21:30 PM
Hammer

I'm surprised it took this many post.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Jumbo on December 30, 2011, 03:23:55 PM
Hammer
What do you say when it's over?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AUChizad on December 30, 2011, 03:43:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/rapid-reports/post/16649421 (http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/rapid-reports/post/16649421)

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12 minutes ago - by Jay Tate - Chizik says RB Dyer to remain
Coach Gene Chizik says he's not aware of plans for RB Mike Dyer, who was suspended this month for an unspecified violation, to transfer. "(Dyer's) status with Auburn has not changed," Chizik said.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on December 30, 2011, 04:26:58 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/rapid-reports/post/16649421 (http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/rapid-reports/post/16649421)

Nonsense, Dyer knows something.  He knows something is coming.  The hammer.  He's gettin' while the gettin' is good.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Godfather on December 30, 2011, 09:27:56 PM
This all bullshit..I heard he was going to be transferring to bammer to merge with rent Richardson. They will be forming into a new back named Rich Dyer.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: DnATL on December 30, 2011, 10:42:29 PM
This all bullshit..I heard he was going to be transferring to bammer to merge with rent Richardson. They will be forming into a new back named Rich Dyer.
Bammer already had one of them - he fell up his stairs in Memphis a few years back
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: CCTAU on December 31, 2011, 01:00:24 AM
What's up with Dyer? Has he been permanently dismissed from the team?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 31, 2011, 01:06:01 AM
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Godfather on December 31, 2011, 10:43:29 AM
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land.

I gave my love a cherry, that had no stone...
I gave my love a chicke, that had no bone...
I gave my love a story, that had no
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: djsimp on January 05, 2012, 09:56:31 AM
AU Sportstalk at the AuburnEagle is reporting that Dyer is filing for release form Auburn and is going to transfer to Ark St.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: The Six on January 05, 2012, 09:57:57 AM
Jay G. Tate provides this.

http://madvertiserblogs.com/HABOTN/2012/01/04/the-dyer-drama-continues/ (http://madvertiserblogs.com/HABOTN/2012/01/04/the-dyer-drama-continues/)


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Hey everyone.

We have received word that RB Mike Dyer has voiced (to Auburn) his desire to transfer to Arkansas State. I can’t confirm where the sophomore tailback is located or if he has enrolled at ASU, but he has told at least two Auburn officials that he’s planning to transfer.

Does that mean he’ll actually transfer? That’s unclear.

Coach Gene Chizik last week re-affirmed his stance that Dyer, who was temporarily removed from the team on Dec. 11 for an undisclosed violation, has the option of returning to the Tigers. That option remains available.

If Dyer chooses to enroll at Arkansas State, he’ll be forced to sit out the 2012 season before regaining eligibility in 2013. Considering that he’s an All-SEC player right now, I’m surprised that he would go that route. Former RB Brandon Jacobs left Auburn after the 2003 season and spent 2004 at Division I-AA Southern Illinois, which didn’t require Jacobs to sit out a year.

Jacobs was a fourth-round pick in the 2005 NFL Draft.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: djsimp on January 05, 2012, 10:24:42 AM
It still seems like muddy waters though. If interested in sifting through, check out this thread. There are tweets from other media outlets like Cubelic that argues this.

http://www.auburneagle.com/WEAForum/index.php?topic=42871.30 (http://www.auburneagle.com/WEAForum/index.php?topic=42871.30)
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Godfather on January 05, 2012, 10:27:06 AM
Yeah this is all just Rumor at this point.  I have heard from both sides of people "in the know" that have said opposite.

and I still have a hard time believing he would be willing to sit out a year.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: djsimp on January 05, 2012, 10:31:19 AM
and I still have a hard time believing he would be willing to sit out a year.

Thats the part that just doesn't make any sense. Transfer to sit out a year?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2012, 10:45:23 AM
Yeah this is all just Rumor at this point.  I have heard from both sides of people "in the know" that have said opposite.

and I still have a hard time believing he would be willing to sit out a year.

True, unless he would have had to sit out most if not all of the year anyway.  This way would make it look better for him.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 05, 2012, 10:57:33 AM
Unless he applies for a hardship stating that he needs to be closer to home b/c of a sick family member.  If not that, then he sits a year.   I also have a hard time believing that the NCAA will grant that waiver with him being currently suspended, that would open the flood gates to others and it would be used as a safety net.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: djsimp on January 05, 2012, 11:04:02 AM
True, unless he would have had to sit out most if not all of the year anyway.  This way would make it look better for him.

This makes me wonder what the violation actually is. Certainly Chizik isnt gonna make a kid sit over a year for the wacky weed. Would grade issues cause this type of suspension? If thats the case then this would be an NCAA matter right?

Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2012, 11:06:06 AM
Unless he applies for a hardship stating that he needs to be closer to home b/c of a sick family member.  If not that, then he sits a year.   I also have a hard time believing that the NCAA will grant that waiver with him being currently suspended, that would open the flood gates to others and it would be used as a safety net.

If he is gonna transfer, it makes no sense to go to Arky State. Why not Oklahoma, Arkansas, Okl St or another bigger program closer to the midwest? If you are gonna sit out a year anyway, might as well be worth it.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: CCTAU on January 05, 2012, 11:08:09 AM
This makes me think he was set up. Somebody left a goat in his room....and he liked it. These types of things are against NCAA rules.....V V?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2012, 11:10:16 AM
This makes me wonder what the violation actually is. Certainly Chizik isnt gonna make a kid sit over a year for the wacky weed. Would grade issues cause this type of suspension? If thats the case then this would be an NCAA matter right?

I'm too lazy to look for it again, but I recently saw a chart of the suspensions at each SEC school for drug related transgressions...and I believe Auburn showed a 50% of competition suspension rate for a second offense.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2012, 11:14:28 AM
This makes me think he was set up. Somebody left a goat in his room.

Wonder who that could have been?!?!?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2012, 11:16:56 AM
I'm too lazy to look for it again, but I recently saw a chart of the suspensions at each SEC school for drug related transgressions...and I believe Auburn showed a 50% of competition suspension rate for a second offense.

But the preacher said he warshed away all my sins and transgressions!

(this is a softball guys, next line should be automatic)
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 05, 2012, 11:18:16 AM
If he is gonna transfer, it makes no sense to go to Arky State. Why not Oklahoma, Arkansas, Okl St or another bigger program closer to the midwest? If you are gonna sit out a year anyway, might as well be worth it.

Agree.  If he can't get a family medical hardship waiver, then I am going somewhere that has a change of getting that crystal and getting me a Heisman right before I enter the league.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 05, 2012, 11:35:25 AM
But the preacher said he warshed away all my sins and transgressions!

(this is a softball guys, next line should be automatic)

For the Lord, but unfortunately Chizik is a little more hard-nosed!
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2012, 11:38:40 AM
For the Lord, but unfortunately Chizik is a little more hard-nosed!

You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Godfather on January 05, 2012, 11:40:25 AM
I'll believe this thread when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2012, 11:46:17 AM
I'll believe this thread when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.

Stop that right meow
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AUJarhead on January 05, 2012, 11:47:02 AM
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, "shenanigans."
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2012, 11:53:44 AM
For the Lord, but unfortunately Chizik is a little more hard-nosed!

Back back back back....gone.

(http://www.bucpower.com/film-berman.jpg)

Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2012, 11:55:08 AM
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, "shenanigans."

Let me guess. You just humped the mayor's wife and burned down city hall.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Godfather on January 05, 2012, 12:03:42 PM
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, "shenanigans."
Hey Buzz, whats the name of that restaurant you like, you know the one with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2012, 12:09:35 PM
Hey Buzz, whats the name of that restaurant you like, you know the one with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AWK on January 05, 2012, 12:29:23 PM
Does this look like spit?  Awww, fuck it.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2012, 12:35:47 PM
License and registration, chicken fucker.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AUJarhead on January 05, 2012, 12:37:19 PM
Meow.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Saniflush on January 05, 2012, 01:01:56 PM
-10 GF for mixing movies and -5 for all of those who followed him.

Care for some gopher?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 05, 2012, 01:14:45 PM
-10 GF for mixing movies and -5 for all of those who followed him.

Care for some gopher?

Sani here's got a job. Sani's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Godfather on January 05, 2012, 01:21:17 PM
I chose to mix movies, because quite frankly I wanted to see a blue duck.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Saniflush on January 05, 2012, 01:48:51 PM
Sani here's got a job. Sani's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you?

I can tell you one thing, GF is not the peda familias.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Godfather on January 05, 2012, 01:56:53 PM
I can tell you one thing, GF is not the peda familias.

You know what...Never trust a female Saniflush, remember that one simple precept and your time on this website will not have been ill spent.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Saniflush on January 05, 2012, 01:59:43 PM
You know what...Never trust a female Saniflush, remember that one simple precept and your time on this website will not have been ill spent.

Have you been banned from the Woolworths?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 05, 2012, 02:16:58 PM
Have you been banned from the Woolworths?

Just that one store or all of them?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2012, 02:17:20 PM
Have you been banned from the Woolworths?

-5 yourself...

Was it just the one Woolworths, or all of 'em?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Saniflush on January 05, 2012, 02:54:21 PM
-5 yourself...

Was it just the one Woolworths, or all of 'em?

You best check yourself. 
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: JR4AU on January 05, 2012, 02:57:18 PM
You best check yourself.

before you wreck yourself.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: CCTAU on January 05, 2012, 03:26:17 PM
So is Dyer roll'in up in AU in his 20s? Or is he rolling up in Jonesboro?


I gots to know.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2012, 03:50:03 PM
Sani here's got a job. Sani's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you?

All he ever did was get hit by a train.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2012, 04:06:27 PM
Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: CCTAU on January 05, 2012, 04:07:11 PM
All he ever did was get hit by a train.

Friend? Some of your foldin' money's come unstove.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2012, 04:08:46 PM
Friend? Some of your foldin' money's come unstove.

Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: CCTAU on January 05, 2012, 04:09:53 PM
Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK?

Jesus saves, George Nelson withdraws!
Title: Report: Dyer granted release by Auburn
Post by: The Six on January 05, 2012, 11:01:20 PM
http://www2.oanow.com/blogs/aublog/2012/jan/05/report-dyer-granted-release-auburn-ar-2992390/ (http://www2.oanow.com/blogs/aublog/2012/jan/05/report-dyer-granted-release-auburn-ar-2992390/)

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By: David Morrison | Opelika Auburn News
Published: January 05, 2012 Updated: January 05, 2012 - 8:59 PM

Auburn has granted sophomore running back Mike Dyer a conditional release from his scholarship, AuburnUndercover.com reported Thursday night.

The website reported head coach Gene Chizik granted Dyer a release that would allow him to transfer only to a specific set of schools, including Arkansas State, where former Tigers offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn has recently taken over as head coach.

Dyer was suspended indefinitely from the Tigers due to an unspecified violation of team rules Dec. 11 and missed their 43-24 win over Virginia in the Chick-fil-A Bowl last Saturday.

Chizik said at the time of Dyer's suspension that he could return to play at Auburn when -- and if -- he did "the things we feel like he needs to get back at Auburn and get back in an Auburn uniform."

As recently as last Friday, Chizik said Dyer's status with the team had not changed.

"Michael Dyer's status has not changed," Chizik said. "If it does, I'll let you know."

Attempts to reach an Auburn representative by the Opelika-Auburn News were unsuccessful Thursday night.

Dyer broke Bo Jackson's Auburn record for rushing yards by a freshman with 1,093 last season and was an All-SEC first-team selection this year, running for 1,242 yards and 10 scores.

He is only the fifth back in Auburn history to run for 1,000 yards or more in consecutive seasons.

If Dyer transfers to another FBS school, he'll have to sit out next year before playing unless he seeks -- and is granted -- an eligibility waiver.
Title: Re: Report: Dyer granted release by Auburn
Post by: GH2001 on January 06, 2012, 09:23:11 AM
Since Gene said this.....
As recently as last Friday, Chizik said Dyer's status with the team had not changed.
"Michael Dyer's status has not changed," Chizik said. "If it does, I'll let you know."

I would really like for him to at least let us know as he said he would. Call a presser already and clear the air with this shit either way.
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 06, 2012, 10:15:41 AM
Quote
If Dyer transfers to another FBS school, he'll have to sit out next year before playing unless he seeks -- and is granted -- an eligibility waiver.

Which is what he will go for. 
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 06, 2012, 10:22:35 AM
Which is what he will go for.

Don't you have to have a sick relative or some sort of condition yourself to get one of those?  Maybe it was medicinal mary jane?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 06, 2012, 10:47:38 AM
Don't you have to have a sick relative or some sort of condition yourself to get one of those?  Maybe it was medicinal mary jane?

Supposedly he has a sick grandmother in Little Rock or somewhere......According to message boards the skreets!
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 06, 2012, 11:12:02 AM
Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK?

I can't help you there.  I don't think that's in Mississippi.
Title: Michael Dyer's Escape
Post by: The Six on January 06, 2012, 12:01:27 PM
For #5  :bar:

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Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: CCTAU on January 06, 2012, 12:19:57 PM
Funny. When I saw the name, I thought it was a guy that I played ball with at AU.

http://www.lostlettermen.com/auburn-football-sec/1986/ (http://www.lostlettermen.com/auburn-football-sec/1986/)
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: GH2001 on January 06, 2012, 02:32:36 PM
Funny. When I saw the name, I thought it was a guy that I played ball with at AU.

http://www.lostlettermen.com/auburn-football-sec/1986/ (http://www.lostlettermen.com/auburn-football-sec/1986/)

Which one of those guys is you?
Title: Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
Post by: CCTAU on January 06, 2012, 03:52:00 PM
Which one of those guys is you?

I wish. I got beat up in practice every day. Slow white boys on offense did not get in the games.