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Title: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Aubie16 on May 28, 2008, 04:01:59 PM
God I love the summer.

That is all.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AWK on May 28, 2008, 04:10:59 PM
God I love the summer.

That is all.
I hate you.  You have to still be in school, slacker.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Tarheel on May 28, 2008, 04:14:14 PM
God I love the summer.

That is all.

Get a job, punk!  :poke:
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on May 28, 2008, 04:15:01 PM
I just cracked my first one at about 3:00 as well and I'm not even in school.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Ogre on May 28, 2008, 04:20:14 PM
I'm 5 deep at 3:19 pm. 

Suckas!
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Saniflush on May 28, 2008, 04:22:27 PM
I'm 5 deep at 3:19 pm. 

Suckas!

From what I understand you have never been able to get deeper than five.......inches
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on May 28, 2008, 04:23:09 PM
Just opened number 2 at 3:19 and I'm even getting paid while I drink it.  i love working in sales
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Ogre on May 28, 2008, 04:27:06 PM
From what I understand you have never been able to get deeper than five.......inches

I told you to NEVER call my wife!
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 28, 2008, 04:28:07 PM
I am drunk and still at work, and is't 32:7 in the afternoon.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AWK on May 28, 2008, 04:35:45 PM
I just puked in my trash can here at teh Offace and ordered hookers on mey bosses credit card after funneling a bottle of Jayck. 
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Aubie16 on May 28, 2008, 05:50:52 PM
I hate you.  You have to still be in school, slacker.

Actually the opposite.

Gave my last final on Friday. Debating whether I want to get something part time this summer to make some extra cash or not. Not too many people want to hire someone for just the months of June and July.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on May 28, 2008, 05:53:00 PM
Now 4:49 and just finished number 4.  I think I will go for number five now.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: GarMan on May 28, 2008, 06:17:21 PM
Did you guys wake up at the crack of 11:30 AM too, today? 

It's like a government office around here.  Well, either that or the King Center. 
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 28, 2008, 06:17:40 PM
Just got back from my favorite beer/wine/deli with some fresh scamp to go on the grill.  Must choose the griling beverage.  Choices are Landsharks, Samuel Adams Boston Lager or Newcastle Brown Ale.

Oh what the hell.  I'll sample 2 of each.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AUChizad on May 28, 2008, 06:19:40 PM
Fuck you guys, I'm going to catch up starting: Now.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Ogre on May 28, 2008, 07:00:21 PM
Fuck you guys, I'm going to catch up starting: Now.

You've got a looooooooong way to go, my friend.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: wesfau2 on May 28, 2008, 09:44:44 PM
You've got a looooooooong way to go, my friend.

And a short time to get there.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AUChizad on May 29, 2008, 12:25:00 AM
I win.
 :puke:
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Jumbo on May 29, 2008, 01:13:07 AM
And a short time to get there.
He's puke bound just watch ole Bud Light run!
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AWK on May 29, 2008, 02:57:41 AM
I caught up as well... :puke:
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Jumbo on May 29, 2008, 04:24:16 AM
I'm still drinking BTW :rofl:
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Ogre on May 29, 2008, 09:24:53 AM
I'm still drinking BTW :rofl:

Me too! 

Does that mean I win?
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Saniflush on May 29, 2008, 09:30:49 AM
Me too! 

I don't think semen counts.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AUChizad on May 29, 2008, 09:31:17 AM
God damn, I hate Thursday mornings...
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AWK on May 29, 2008, 09:38:37 AM
God damn, I hate Thursday mornings...
I feel like a bag of cocks.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: GarMan on May 29, 2008, 09:46:04 AM
I feel like a bag of cocks.

Slow down there cowboy...  You might want to start with potato chips or Doritos first. 
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AWK on May 29, 2008, 09:48:20 AM
Slow down there cowboy...  You might want to start with potato chips or Doritos first. 
Or some cocaine, I can't deal with these hangovers like I used to.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Saniflush on May 29, 2008, 09:50:34 AM
Or some cocaine, I can't deal with these hangovers like I used to.

It's a hellava drug.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: DnATL on May 29, 2008, 09:56:46 AM
I feel like a bag of cocks.
Is that your normal hangover breakfast?
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on May 29, 2008, 10:05:17 AM
I'm headed to Gulf Shores for a three day golf weekend, I'll start consuming my first cold Miller Lite about 2:00 today and won't stop until sometime late Sunday.  Have fun this weekend, I'll see you suckers back here on Monday.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Tiger Six on May 29, 2008, 10:07:33 AM
Or some cocaine, I can't deal with these hangovers like I used to.

Just wait until you get to be Howard's age.  Of course, you won't have the 15 year old girlfriend to keep you young, so it'll probably be worse.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: GarMan on May 29, 2008, 10:25:06 AM
Just wait until you get to be Howard's age.  Of course, you won't have the 15 year old girlfriend to keep you young, so it'll probably be worse.

Yeah, but by then his boyfriend will be 15, so he should still be fairly spry at that age. 
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 29, 2008, 11:39:01 AM
Any of you up for a couple of beers tonight? I will be in Birmingham and would lke to meet some of you. Or are you fuckers just all talk...
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Tiger Six on May 29, 2008, 11:45:59 AM
Any of you up for a couple of beers tonight? I will be in Birmingham and would lke to meet some of you. Or are you fuckers just all talk...

Sorry, outta town.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Saniflush on May 29, 2008, 11:46:59 AM
Sorry, outta town.

He wouldn't show anyway.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 29, 2008, 11:47:09 AM
Sorry, outta town.

It didn't matter when you were in town...
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Tiger Six on May 29, 2008, 11:49:02 AM
It didn't matter when you were in town...
Ok, I don't know where this rep comes from.  I miss one Saturday (which isn't even good for me anyway, considering I live 45 minutes from downtown) and I get branded. 

I will say this:  HughJass, AWK, Chad and the Ginger Kid better not pile on or I will stick them with the tab next time.

All of it.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 29, 2008, 11:54:20 AM
Ok, I don't know where this rep comes from.  I miss one Saturday (which isn't even good for me anyway, considering I live 45 minutes from downtown) and I get branded. 

I will say this:  HughJass, AWK, Chad and the Ginger Kid better not pile on or I will stick them with the tab next time.

All of it.

I am just kidding. It was probably my fault when I actually did live in Birmingham BECAUSE I NEVER GOT FUCKING INVITED....

Not that I am bitter...
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 29, 2008, 12:03:43 PM
I am just kidding. It was probably my fault when I actually did live in Birmingham BECAUSE I NEVER GOT FUCKING INVITED....

Not that I am bitter...
You see, the problem is that they just don't like Cubs fans.  They stopped asking me to join them once they saw me in my Fukudome jersey.
BTW, I would love to get out to On Tap or somewhere close tonight, but my mangina is sore.  I carpooled in with the wife to save on gas money, and she wouldn't appreciate the X-Fests like we do.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AWK on May 29, 2008, 12:16:42 PM
Yeah, but by then his boyfriend will be 15, so he should still be fairly spry at that age. 
Your mother is a snow blower.  Circa Short Circuit.  Thats service with a smile. 

War Eagle, I would love to meet up with all of you guys tonight but I have prior engagements.  Drinking beer at the Baron's Game in celebration of finishing our shitty research project. 
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on May 29, 2008, 12:31:03 PM
I could not wait until 2:00, I just cracked beer #1 at 11:00.  I guess I'll let one of my sober friends drive us to Gulf Shores.

My name is AUTR, and I'm a beer-a-holic.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AUChizad on May 29, 2008, 01:08:45 PM
Your mother is a snow blower.  Circa Short Circuit.  Thats service with a smile. 

War Eagle, I would love to meet up with all of you guys tonight but I have prior engagements.  Drinking beer at the Baron's Game in celebration of finishing our shitty research project. 
I was gonna say, if anyone wants to join us for Thirsty Thursday, they're welcome to.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on May 29, 2008, 02:00:30 PM
Who are the Baron's playing tonight?

Being from Montgomery, I'm a Biscuit guy! haha...
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on May 29, 2008, 02:03:11 PM
Actually I just looked it up and saw they play here in Birmingham next Thirsty Thursday....     If anyone wants to consider it.  I have no clue where the ballpark is here though.... :vn:
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 29, 2008, 02:04:19 PM
Actually I just looked it up and saw they play here in Birmingham next Thirsty Thursday....     If anyone wants to consider it.  I have no clue where the ballpark is here though.... :vn:
On 150 in Hoovah...Regions Park.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AWK on May 29, 2008, 02:05:05 PM
Regions field, in Hoover.  It is off of 459 exit 10. Alos, who the fuck cares who they are playing, its $1 beer (Yueng Ling, Guiness, etc...) and hot ass drunk girls.  I'm going tonight.  Sorta sucks it started raining though.  
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: wesfau on May 29, 2008, 02:28:08 PM
Regions my ass.  That's the fuckin' Met isn't it?
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Tiger Six on May 29, 2008, 02:33:55 PM
Regions my ass.  That's the fuckin' Met isn't it?
Yes, but Regions bought naming rights a couple years ago. 

You make know it as Myanmar, but it will always be the Met to me.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AWK on May 29, 2008, 02:58:11 PM
Regions my ass.  That's the fuckin' Met isn't it?
It is one and the other, The alpha and omega.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: wesfau2 on May 29, 2008, 03:35:50 PM
It is one and the other, The alpha and omega.

It'll always be the Met, just like Oakwood will never be Verizon and Lakewood will never be Hi-Fi Buys.

Gay ass corporate naming bullshit.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: AWK on May 29, 2008, 03:36:28 PM
It'll always be the Met, just like Oakwood will never be Verizon and Lakewood will never be Hi-Fi Buys.

Gay ass corporate naming bullshit.
Communist
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: wesfau2 on May 29, 2008, 03:45:37 PM
Communist

I love a woman in a babushka.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 29, 2008, 04:24:52 PM
Verizon is taking over the world.  In fact, I owe them $255.47 right now.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Jumbo on May 30, 2008, 06:34:55 AM
Verizon is taking over the world.  In fact, I owe them $255.47 right now.
Deadbeat.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Tiger Six on May 30, 2008, 11:49:16 AM
Verizon is taking over the world.  In fact, I owe them $255.47 right now.

WTF?  I only owe them $129 and I have three phones!  Who the hell you callin'?
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 30, 2008, 11:51:35 AM
WTF?  I only owe them $129 and I have three phones!  Who the hell you callin'?
1-900-2GL-1CUP
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 30, 2008, 11:55:13 AM
2 phones, 2 months behind. 

I hate the fuck out of paying bills.  I like making money and keeping money and then spending money on things I want to do and things that make me happy.  It's all about me.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Tiger Six on May 30, 2008, 12:01:14 PM
2 phones, 2 months behind. 

I hate the fuck out of paying bills.  I like making money and keeping money and then spending money on things I want to do and things that make me happy.  It's all about me.

That shit will affect your credit rating.  The most important thing is paying your bills on time.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 30, 2008, 12:29:04 PM
Credit ratings are overrated.  Besides, you can get that shit fixed.  I heard about a company that can do that on the radio the other day.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 30, 2008, 12:31:25 PM
Credit ratings are overrated.  Besides, you can get that shit fixed.  I heard about a company that can do that on the radio the other day.
Assuming you have a credit card, try auto-pay.  Set it up and forget about it.

And shouldn't the title under your avatar be "Chapter Counsel" not "council"???
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Tiger Six on May 30, 2008, 12:33:11 PM
Assuming you have a credit card, try auto-pay.  Set it up and forget about it.

And shouldn't the title under your avatar be "Chapter Counsel" not "council"???

He's a poor man's Denny Crane.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 30, 2008, 01:16:16 PM
It should say "Wielder of the massive man-meat"

But alas, I have no control over what appears there.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: wesfau2 on May 30, 2008, 01:19:09 PM
And shouldn't the title under your avatar be "Chapter Counsel" not "council"???

He's not a real lawyer, so this skirts the issue.
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 30, 2008, 01:26:31 PM
Hey, I went to court yesterday.  Got my ass handed to me, but that's beside the point.

You know, maybe if I stayed off these damn message boards and actually prepared for my case.....

Naaaahh
Title: Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
Post by: wesfau2 on May 30, 2008, 01:32:07 PM
Hey, I went to court yesterday.  Got my ass handed to me, but that's beside the point.

You know, maybe if I stayed off these damn message boards and actually prepared for my case.....

Naaaahh

I think you should be renamed: Lionel Hutz.

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