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Title: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Saniflush on October 06, 2011, 09:53:33 AM
well it's not there yet but hey the envelope has to be pushed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOS58Q9mMJo&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on October 06, 2011, 09:55:16 AM
Oh..this is an XBOX thread. I just saw the word fellatio and ventured in.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Kaos on October 06, 2011, 12:46:28 PM
I have never wanted an X-Box.

















Until today
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Saniflush on November 02, 2011, 11:36:03 AM
Hmmm.  Where do you get more ground breaking boosts in applications? 
When you lock the code up (sony) or when you make it open access and let the basement programmer's imagination run wild?

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So much for it being a fad. Kinect has evolved from a way to play with Elmo to a key tool in scientific research, delivering interactive presentations and managing your bank account. We've always called these non-standard uses of the device "Kinect Hacks" as people find more weird and wonderful ways to use it to their advantage. Unsurprisingly, Redmond has been paying attention and it's planning a commercial Kinect SDK. It's teaming up with developers to create the new software and has already received 200 applications from interested parties. It all kicks off early next year, and interested parties should be chatting up the company as we speak. Stuck for inspiration? We've got you covered, check out what other clever bods have already achieved with the technology in the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_QLguHvACs&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Kaos on November 02, 2011, 07:03:38 PM
I love my PS3.  I bought an XBox Kinect today.  Will be opened on Christmas. 

Let the competition begin. 
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on November 03, 2011, 01:21:56 PM
I love my PS3.  I bought an XBox Kinect today.  Will be opened on Christmas. 

Let the competition begin.

There is no competition. You cant dance around on screen in front of a PS3.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Kaos on November 03, 2011, 02:24:17 PM
There is no competition. You cant dance around on screen in front of a PS3.

Of course you can. 
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on November 04, 2011, 09:47:01 AM
Of course you can.

Pics?
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: DnATL on November 05, 2011, 07:26:43 AM
Of course you can.
Does the facepaint throw off the Kinect?
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Kaos on January 04, 2012, 12:26:31 AM
Now that I have both PS3 and XBox running side by side I can compare. 

Kinect = cool but not worth what you exchange in awesome. 

PS3 is the undisputed champion for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is the PS Network is free.  Compromised, but free.

Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on January 04, 2012, 09:26:34 AM
Now that I have both PS3 and XBox running side by side I can compare. 

Kinect = cool but not worth what you exchange in awesome. 

PS3 is the undisputed champion for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is the PS Network is free.  Compromised, but free.

Its the "champ" because you want it to be.

Your opinion here is worthless. PS3 is a dying dinosaur that is getting close to extinction. Just like Blackberry.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 04, 2012, 09:31:57 AM
Now that I have both PS3 and XBox running side by side I can compare. 

Kinect = cool but not worth what you exchange in awesome. 

PS3 is the undisputed champion for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is the PS Network is free.  Compromised, but free.

I just bought an XBox, and Kaos says it is not as good.  Now I have a tough decision to make, get rid of it or continue not caring.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on January 04, 2012, 09:37:33 AM
I just bought an XBox, and Kaos says it is not as good.  Now I have a tough decision to make, get rid of it or continue not caring.

And if its compromised (as in Credit Card numbers, bank accts), is that really "free"? Ironic that PS3 is locked down in innovation, yet wide open in other ways.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Kaos on January 04, 2012, 10:03:47 AM
Its the "champ" because you want it to be.

Your opinion here is worthless. PS3 is a dying dinosaur that is getting close to extinction. Just like Blackberry.

It's the champ because it is superior in nearly every way.

Graphics are better. VASTLY better. Interface is better. Much better. Add ons, games and videos are more easily accessible. I don't have to pay a fee to PS3 in order to avail myself of Hulu, Vudu, Netflix or any of the other services. Transactions are made in cash, not nebulous "PS3 Tokens" or some such shit.  PS3 Avatars do not look like stupid Duplo People.

And finally.  BluRay?  Hello? Duh. 

Extinct?  Doubtful.  X-Box is a HP Compaq bought off the shelf at Wal Mart. It even feels cheap  PS3 is an Apple Netbook ordered from the Apple Store. 

XBox is a Prius  PS3 is a Lexus. 

Both have their place but one is clearly better than the other.

FTR?

http://www.ign.com/articles/2010/08/26/xbox-360-vs-playstation-3-the-hardware-throwdown (http://www.ign.com/articles/2010/08/26/xbox-360-vs-playstation-3-the-hardware-throwdown)
PS3 wins.

http://reviews.cnet.com/2722-9020_7-743.html (http://reviews.cnet.com/2722-9020_7-743.html)
PS3 Wins

http://www.whichbetter.net/comparison/xbox-360-vs-ps3-which-is-better/ (http://www.whichbetter.net/comparison/xbox-360-vs-ps3-which-is-better/)
PS3 wins.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 04, 2012, 10:21:21 AM
Let's not start a holy war now, Eddie.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on January 04, 2012, 10:29:13 AM
It's the champ because it is superior in nearly every way.

Graphics are better. VASTLY better. Interface is better. Much better. Add ons, games and videos are more easily accessible. I don't have to pay a fee to PS3 in order to avail myself of Hulu, Vudu, Netflix or any of the other services. Transactions are made in cash, not nebulous "PS3 Tokens" or some such shit.  PS3 Avatars do not look like stupid Duplo People.

And finally.  BluRay?  Hello? Duh. 

Extinct?  Doubtful.  X-Box is a HP Compaq bought off the shelf at Wal Mart. It even feels cheap  PS3 is an Apple Netbook ordered from the Apple Store. 

XBox is a Prius  PS3 is a Lexus. 

Both have their place but one is clearly better than the other.

FTR?

http://www.ign.com/articles/2010/08/26/xbox-360-vs-playstation-3-the-hardware-throwdown (http://www.ign.com/articles/2010/08/26/xbox-360-vs-playstation-3-the-hardware-throwdown)
PS3 wins.

http://reviews.cnet.com/2722-9020_7-743.html (http://reviews.cnet.com/2722-9020_7-743.html)
PS3 Wins

http://www.whichbetter.net/comparison/xbox-360-vs-ps3-which-is-better/ (http://www.whichbetter.net/comparison/xbox-360-vs-ps3-which-is-better/)
PS3 wins.

Oh no you di'int.

Honestly? You take away Blu Ray and there is no matchup that PS3 wins. Its the PS3's trump card. As far as Netflix, etc. I have an internet TV for those for free.

Look at sales figures and you'll see the trend. There is a vision for xbox. There are things on the horizon because of what Sani said - innovation from developers due to open source. What the hell is Sony planning? No one knows. Not much optimism IMHO.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Kaos on January 04, 2012, 11:12:01 AM
Oh no you di'int.

Honestly? You take away Blu Ray and there is no matchup that PS3 wins. Its the PS3's trump card. As far as Netflix, etc. I have an internet TV for those for free.

Look at sales figures and you'll see the trend. There is a vision for xbox. There are things on the horizon because of what Sani said - innovation from developers due to open source. What the hell is Sony planning? No one knows. Not much optimism IMHO.

What the hell is Apple planning? Who knows?  It's all in secret and proprietary!  Open source open schmource.

I'll still take my iPhone over an android any day.   

YOU have an Internet TV.  What about all the poor bastards who don't?  Hostage to X-Box Network fees?  That's sad.  I don't have to have one.  I have a PS3.  Thanks Sony for saving me those additional bucks. 

Did you look at any of the comparisons I listed?  Because PS3 trumped X in a number of categories.  Blu Ray wasn't even considered in any of them and PS3 still won every challenge.   

You like your little XBox.  That's awesome.  Some people like Nissan Sentras and Toyora Corollas and Kia Sorrentos, too. 

Sales?  Schmales.  I bought an XBox.  I also bought a Wii last year.  But I already HAVE a PS3.  Had it five or six years.  It's been out there a while.  Does that mean I'm abandoning PS3 or switching platforms?  Do I have a need to buy another one? No.  But your "sales" figures would have you believe as much.  Saturation point is the key there.  How many more can they sell?  And you better check your stats, too.  PS3 (in the only info I could find) outsells xBox world wide and is pretty much dead even in the US.  Wii and Nintendo DS outsell both.  Trend?  Pfffffffffftttttt.  Fuck no.

Game sales?  Almost exactly even.  Call of Duty MW3 sold 866,000 XBox units and 854,000 PS3 units.  Trend?  Pffffffffffffrttttttttttttttt.  Fuck no. 
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: AWK on January 04, 2012, 11:15:06 AM
What the hell is Apple planning? Who knows?  It's all in secret and proprietary!  Open source open schmource.

I'll still take my iPhone over an android any day.   

YOU have an Internet TV.  What about all the poor bastards who don't?  Hostage to X-Box Network fees?  That's sad.  I don't have to have one.  I have a PS3.  Thanks Sony for saving me those additional bucks. 

Did you look at any of the comparisons I listed?  Because PS3 trumped X in a number of categories.  Blu Ray wasn't even considered in any of them and PS3 still won every challenge.   

You like your little XBox.  That's awesome.  Some people like Nissan Sentras and Toyora Corollas and Kia Sorrentos, too. 

Sales?  Schmales.  I bought an XBox.  I also bought a Wii last year.  But I already HAVE a PS3.  Had it five or six years.  It's been out there a while.  Does that mean I'm abandoning PS3 or switching platforms?  Do I have a need to buy another one? No.  But your "sales" figures would have you believe as much.  Saturation point is the key there.  How many more can they sell?  And you better check your stats, too.  PS3 (in the only info I could find) outsells xBox world wide and is pretty much dead even in the US.  Wii and Nintendo DS outsell both.  Trend?  Pfffffffffftttttt.  Fuck no.

Game sales?  Almost exactly even.  Call of Duty MW3 sold 866,000 XBox units and 854,000 PS3 units.  Trend?  Pffffffffffffrttttttttttttttt.  Fuck no.
PS3 leads in sales in Japan, and we know how smart they are...

(http://digilander.libero.it/lagunaricrespino/Kamikaze.JPG?w=300&h=300)
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on January 04, 2012, 12:00:24 PM
What the hell is Apple planning? Who knows?  It's all in secret and proprietary!  Open source open schmource.

I'll still take my iPhone over an android any day.   

YOU have an Internet TV.  What about all the poor bastards who don't?  Hostage to X-Box Network fees?  That's sad.  I don't have to have one.  I have a PS3.  Thanks Sony for saving me those additional bucks. 

Did you look at any of the comparisons I listed?  Because PS3 trumped X in a number of categories.  Blu Ray wasn't even considered in any of them and PS3 still won every challenge.   

You like your little XBox.  That's awesome.  Some people like Nissan Sentras and Toyora Corollas and Kia Sorrentos, too. 

Sales?  Schmales.  I bought an XBox.  I also bought a Wii last year.  But I already HAVE a PS3.  Had it five or six years.  It's been out there a while.  Does that mean I'm abandoning PS3 or switching platforms?  Do I have a need to buy another one? No.  But your "sales" figures would have you believe as much.  Saturation point is the key there.  How many more can they sell?  And you better check your stats, too.  PS3 (in the only info I could find) outsells xBox world wide and is pretty much dead even in the US.  Wii and Nintendo DS outsell both.  Trend?  Pfffffffffftttttt.  Fuck no.

Game sales?  Almost exactly even.  Call of Duty MW3 sold 866,000 XBox units and 854,000 PS3 units.  Trend?  Pffffffffffffrttttttttttttttt.  Fuck no.

I have apple products BTW. I have Windows products as well. I have owned Google/Android.  They all have something in common though. They are SOFTWARE companies. That's not really Sony's specialty. Apple has a history of coming out with new, exciting stuff. Its historical precedent. Xbox is jumping in that realm now. Google has been doing it for a little while. They all release things to the public with roadmaps, dates, "products coming soon", demos, prototypes (like the shit Sani posts). Again, what the hell is Sony's vision? Does it give you warm and fuzzies about their future? I can say Yes to the other 3 I mentioned.

And FWIW - you don't have to pay for Xbox Live to enjoy it. Only the gold membership. I toggle mine off and on and it doesn't seem to make much difference.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 04, 2012, 12:25:31 PM
I didn't buy an Xbox 360 in order to watch Netflix, Hulu, Vudu, or any other app on my television.  In fact, when I bought my console, none of that was on any gaming console at the time.

I'm more than happy spending $5 a month for the Xbox Live Gold membership solely for the online play.  I'm apparently not alone in this stance, as online games sales for the Xbox have consistently been greater than online games sales for the PS3, as well as have sales for game cards which include money/points for online purchases:

(http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Daily/2011/06-Jun/29/NDP%20-%20360%20PS3%20online%20game%20sales/onlinesales--article_image.jpg)


(http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Daily/2011/06-Jun/29/NDP%20-%20360%20PS3%20online%20game%20sales/cardsales--article_image.jpg)


So PS3 has a free online network on which you can watch movies via apps; good for them.  Most people who buy a gaming console don't really care about that.  It's just an added benefit.  I could save myself money and buy a BluRay player (http://www.target.com/p/Sony-Blu-ray-Disc-Player-Black-BDP-S580/-/A-13419238?ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001&AFID=Froogle_df&LNM=|13419238&CPNG=electronics&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=13419238) with those apps on it if that's all I wanted.

But that's not all I want.  I bought a gaming console because I wanted to play games, and I bought the online service because I wanted to play games online.  Everything else is just gravy.

So why do I pay for the online service instead of getting a free online service with PS3?  Quality and features.  I won't go into a long "wiki-rant" about why the Xbox's online services are of better quality and have more features, as any Joe Schmoe with access to Google can learn that within minutes.

If free access to a Netflix or Hulu app gets your tractor cranked, then great for you.  Personally, it's not what I bought the system for.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Saniflush on January 04, 2012, 12:25:46 PM
And FWIW - you don't have to pay for Xbox Live to enjoy it. Only the gold membership.

Don't you go bringing facts into this.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Saniflush on January 04, 2012, 12:28:03 PM
Personally, it's not what I bought the system for.

I didn't know there was ghey porn on teh 360
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 04, 2012, 12:42:11 PM
I didn't know there was ghey porn on teh 360

Unfortunately, there's not.

However, I can play the Ballad of Gay Tony in GTAIV, build a same-sex family in Fable III, and watch half-naked men wrestle each other in a variety of UFC/MMA/wrestling games.

So while I don't get to see dick-asshole penetration, I can pretty much get everything else.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Saniflush on January 04, 2012, 12:44:20 PM
Unfortunately, there's not.

However, I can play the Ballad of Gay Tony in GTAIV, build a same-sex family in Fable III, and watch half-naked men wrestle each other in a variety of UFC/MMA/wrestling games.

So while I don't get to see dick-asshole penetration, I can pretty much get everything else.

Well you know they say that it's about what you don't show sometimes.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: AUJarhead on January 04, 2012, 12:54:17 PM
Does the playstation network stream espn360?

When I was able to watch some of the pay per view Auburn games that were televised on ESPN 360 this year and last year on my Xbox, I thought the cost of gold just paid for itself.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: AWK on January 04, 2012, 01:56:48 PM
Unfortunately, there's not.

However, I can play the Ballad of Gay Tony in GTAIV, build a same-sex family in Fable III, and watch half-naked men wrestle each other in a variety of UFC/MMA/wrestling games.

So while I don't get to see dick-asshole penetration, I can pretty much get everything else.
Be honest, how many times has that been posted on TigersX?  I'd put the under/over at 5. 
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Kaos on January 04, 2012, 03:58:11 PM
Does the playstation network stream espn360?

When I was able to watch some of the pay per view Auburn games that were televised on ESPN 360 this year and last year on my Xbox, I thought the cost of gold just paid for itself.

Don't think it does.  So that would be an unconsidered benefit. 

I've got both.  PS3 is just better overall as a console.  I prefer it.  I resent the gold. 
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on January 04, 2012, 04:04:44 PM
I prefer it.

^^^THIS, doesn't equal....

THIS...
PS3 is just better overall as a console.

Your logic makes about as much sense as Bama's 14 National Titles and RWS wanting a non-goat partner.

Hippies prefer not to bathe with a nice bar of Irish Spring.
Greenies prefer a Prius to a Ferrari.
Obama prefers dumbass socialists to people with common sense.
RWS prefers male goats to female goats.

Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Kaos on January 04, 2012, 04:06:38 PM
If free access to a Netflix or Hulu app gets your tractor cranked, then great for you.  Personally, it's not what I bought the system for.

Why buy four things when one will do it all for less?  That's kind of ridiculous. 

I can play games on PS3.  I can play multi-player games on the PS3. (Graphics and interface is better and easier, plus the controller is simpler to use).  I can talk to people if I want (I don't).  I can send them messages if I want (I don't).  I can get my netflix on.  I can do my Hulu and my Vudu.  I can play my BluRays and my regular DVDs. I can buy PS3 movies from the Network Store and use REAL MONEY not some nebulous points deal where you have no fucking clue what the cash value might be (and you don't have to do math).  I can stream music.  I can add music to my PS3 games if I want (and I do, nothing beats scoring a TD in NCAA Football and having the AU band crank up the right song).  I can store pictures and video.  I can connect to my laptop or computer and pull video and images from there.  And THAT'S how quality porn is brought to the big screen, download and stream!   

One box.  Does it all.  Why have a bunch of extraneous shit? 

The Jar is right, it doesn't get ESPN360 but that's the only thing I'd use XBox for over PS3 unless I wanted to play Dance Revolution (I don't). 
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Kaos on January 04, 2012, 04:08:25 PM
^^^THIS, doesn't equal....

THIS...
Your logic makes about as much sense as Bama's 14 National Titles and RWS wanting a non-goat partner.

Hippies prefer not to bathe with a nice bar of Irish Spring.
Greenies prefer a Prius to a Ferrari.
Obama prefers dumbass socialists to people with common sense.
RWS prefers male goats to female goats.

If yer so gol dern dense you didn't see all the previous explanation in other posts as to why it was better, thus the preference, I can't help ya. 


And let me just add this. 

If you have a Suzuki Kizasha in your garage and think it's just the bestest car ever because you've never driven a Mercedes, that doesn't make the Suzuki a better car.  But you can keep thinking that if you want. 

Drove them both.  No question which is better.

Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on January 04, 2012, 04:11:27 PM
If yer so gol dern dense you didn't see all the previous explanation in other posts as to why it was better, thus the preference, I can't help ya.

I'll be honest with you. I was about to due to make an RWS joke and this just gave me an opportunity to.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: djsimp on January 04, 2012, 04:33:05 PM
XBox 360 > PS3

Not even close. That is all.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: AWK on January 04, 2012, 04:57:50 PM
XBox has kinect too.  Don't forget about that.  Blows that PS3 Move (ripoff of the Wii) shit out of the water.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 04, 2012, 06:28:35 PM
Why buy four things when one will do it all for less?  That's kind of ridiculous.

Because when I bought the Xbox 360, I was buying a gaming console.  None of the apps were on there, nor were they on any other gaming console at that time.

I wasn't looking for an all-inclusive entertainment system so that I could stream episodes of the Power Puff Girls and then play Lego Hobbits afterward.  I was looking for a gaming system with online gameplay.

Xbox Live has the Playstation Network beat hands down in virtually every category concerning online gameplay.  For that alone I will pay the $5 a month for a gold membership; anything else that happens to be on the system is just additional awesomeness for me.

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I can play multi-player games on the PS3. (Graphics and interface is better and easier, plus the controller is simpler to use).

I find the Xbox controller easier to use.  I think this is simply a matter of which console you started out with, and thus which controller you adapted to first.

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I can talk to people if I want (I don't).  I can send them messages if I want (I don't).  I can get my netflix on.  I can do my Hulu and my Vudu.  I can play my BluRays and my regular DVDs. I can buy PS3 movies from the Network Store and use REAL MONEY not some nebulous points deal where you have no fucking clue what the cash value might be (and you don't have to do math).  I can stream music.  I can add music to my PS3 games if I want (and I do, nothing beats scoring a TD in NCAA Football and having the AU band crank up the right song).  I can store pictures and video.  I can connect to my laptop or computer and pull video and images from there.  And THAT'S how quality porn is brought to the big screen, download and stream!   

One box.  Does it all.  Why have a bunch of extraneous shit?

You are aware that the Xbox does everything you just listed, right?  Aside from the BluRay feature, of course.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Godfather on January 04, 2012, 10:38:51 PM


The Jar is right, it doesn't get ESPN360 but that's the only thing I'd use XBox for over PS3 unless I wanted to play Dance Revolution (I don't).

Playon.Software.learn.it.

www.Playon.tv (http://www.Playon.tv)
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Kaos on January 04, 2012, 10:53:45 PM
Because when I bought the Xbox 360, I was buying a gaming console.  None of the apps were on there, nor were they on any other gaming console at that time.

I wasn't looking for an all-inclusive entertainment system so that I could stream episodes of the Power Puff Girls and then play Lego Hobbits afterward.  I was looking for a gaming system with online gameplay.

Xbox Live has the Playstation Network beat hands down in virtually every category concerning online gameplay.  For that alone I will pay the $5 a month for a gold membership; anything else that happens to be on the system is just additional awesomeness for me.

I find the Xbox controller easier to use.  I think this is simply a matter of which console you started out with, and thus which controller you adapted to first.

You are aware that the Xbox does everything you just listed, right?  Aside from the BluRay feature, of course.

It may do it, but it does it in a vastly more sucky manner.  And you can't pay for anything.  It's all in that silly ass "points" shit.  It's worse than Mexican money.  How much is a peso to a dollar?  Depends on what you buy.  You have to do some conversion shit.  I find it annoying and ridiculous.  On PS3 if I want a new Rocksmith song I know out the gate it's $1.99, it's not 480 BlipperChips (and who knows how much that is?)

Kinect?  Silly ass shit you ask me.  It's like that cool thing that's fun to do one time (in your case sex) but after that it sort of becomes meaningless and pointless.   

Yeah, PS3 Move is a little goofy because you have to have the wands but when/if they come out with their version of Kinect it will beat the bleeding nutcracker out of Xbox.  Move takes much less space, too.  My kids want to play Move games I don't have to rearrange the entire room.  Kinect games?  Got to clear furniture out.  Too much hassle.

I suppose this is all personal preference but with the two sitting in the same room and operating essentially side by side there really is no comparison.  XBox is a kid's game.  It treats everything like it's for a kid.  PS3 is a man's tool.

This is definitely not an anti-MS thing on my part.  Other than the iPhone I'm a MS guy.  My shop is MS, my development is done for MS platforms first and foremost.  Most of my guys are C#, SQL, .Net.   
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: AWK on January 05, 2012, 10:27:39 AM
It may do it, but it does it in a vastly more sucky manner.  And you can't pay for anything.  It's all in that silly ass "points" shit.  It's worse than Mexican money.  How much is a peso to a dollar?  Depends on what you buy.  You have to do some conversion shit.  I find it annoying and ridiculous.  On PS3 if I want a new Rocksmith song I know out the gate it's $1.99, it's not 480 BlipperChips (and who knows how much that is?)

Kinect?  Silly ass shit you ask me.  It's like that cool thing that's fun to do one time (in your case sex) but after that it sort of becomes meaningless and pointless.   

Yeah, PS3 Move is a little goofy because you have to have the wands but when/if they come out with their version of Kinect it will beat the bleeding nutcracker out of Xbox.  Move takes much less space, too.  My kids want to play Move games I don't have to rearrange the entire room.  Kinect games?  Got to clear furniture out.  Too much hassle.

I suppose this is all personal preference but with the two sitting in the same room and operating essentially side by side there really is no comparison.  XBox is a kid's game.  It treats everything like it's for a kid.  PS3 is a man's tool.

This is definitely not an anti-MS thing on my part.  Other than the iPhone I'm a MS guy.  My shop is MS, my development is done for MS platforms first and foremost.  Most of my guys are C#, SQL, .Net.   
Hey, I resemble that.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 05, 2012, 10:34:16 AM
It may do it, but it does it in a vastly more sucky manner.

. . .

I suppose this is all personal preference but with the two sitting in the same room and operating essentially side by side there really is no comparison.  XBox is a kid's game.  It treats everything like it's for a kid.  PS3 is a man's tool.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you just got the Xbox?  And you have MW3?  And you haven't played it online?  Basically, from some of your other posts, I get the impression that the Xbox is not only new to you, but that you haven't exactly used many of its features.

You might as well drive an El Camino at 100mph on the interstate and rave about its performance, but then bitch about the lack of horsepower from the new Charger after driving it at 10mph on back roads.

And you can't pay for anything.  It's all in that silly ass "points" shit.  It's worse than Mexican money.  How much is a peso to a dollar?  Depends on what you buy.  You have to do some conversion shit.  I find it annoying and ridiculous.  On PS3 if I want a new Rocksmith song I know out the gate it's $1.99, it's not 480 BlipperChips (and who knows how much that is?)

Meh.  It's not that difficult.  I load my account with $40.  It doesn't matter if it tells me that I then have 18,000 ancient Sumerian foreskins; I know it's $40, and I can pretty easily estimate prices from there and can tell how much I have left.

Sure, if you just want to make a purchase here and a purchase there, and not load your account with money, then it makes it harder to know what you're spending for each purchase.  But if you've got a credit or debit card tied to your PS3 Network account, then you've already got problems as it is.  I don't tie financial accounts to services like that if I don't have to, and I sure as hell am not going to do so with the PS3 Network.

Kinect?  Silly ass shit you ask me.  It's like that cool thing that's fun to do one time (in your case sex) but after that it sort of becomes meaningless and pointless.

Yeah, PS3 Move is a little goofy because you have to have the wands but when/if they come out with their version of Kinect it will beat the bleeding nutcracker out of Xbox.  Move takes much less space, too.  My kids want to play Move games I don't have to rearrange the entire room.  Kinect games?  Got to clear furniture out.  Too much hassle.

So, the Kinect's motion games/tasks are "silly ass shit" that you only do once, but the Move is fun times for kids time and time again?  And although the Kinect is "silly ass shit," the PS3's future version of it will be awesome?

Either motion technology incorporated into the control of the console and of games is worthwhile, or it's not.  I don't see how it's "silly ass shit" on one console, but the exact same technology will be worthwhile and totally awesome once PS3 adapts it.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2012, 10:39:54 AM
It may do it, but it does it in a vastly more sucky manner.  And you can't pay for anything.  It's all in that silly ass "points" shit.  It's worse than Mexican money.  How much is a peso to a dollar?  Depends on what you buy.  You have to do some conversion shit.  I find it annoying and ridiculous.  On PS3 if I want a new Rocksmith song I know out the gate it's $1.99, it's not 480 BlipperChips (and who knows how much that is?)

Kinect?  Silly ass shit you ask me.  It's like that cool thing that's fun to do one time (in your case sex) but after that it sort of becomes meaningless and pointless.   

Yeah, PS3 Move is a little goofy because you have to have the wands but when/if they come out with their version of Kinect it will beat the bleeding nutcracker out of Xbox.  Move takes much less space, too.  My kids want to play Move games I don't have to rearrange the entire room.  Kinect games?  Got to clear furniture out.  Too much hassle.

I suppose this is all personal preference but with the two sitting in the same room and operating essentially side by side there really is no comparison.  XBox is a kid's game.  It treats everything like it's for a kid.  PS3 is a man's tool.

This is definitely not an anti-MS thing on my part.  Other than the iPhone I'm a MS guy.  My shop is MS, my development is done for MS platforms first and foremost.  Most of my guys are C#, SQL, .Net.   

Unless its .Net 4 you aren't with the program. It can do some unreal shit. And of course you use SQL - its universal and used by everything, even IBM mainframe. I assume you run SQL Server 8.

And yes, I agree - if anyone knows what a man's tool is, it's you. No wait, actually its VV.

For the record, Ive never had an issue with the points system. Its not that hard really. They use points for a reason - look it up. I aint gonna google it for your ass.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: AUJarhead on January 05, 2012, 10:47:49 AM
Unless its .Net 4 you aren't with the program. It can do some unreal shit. And of course you use SQL - its universal and used by everything, even IBM mainframe. I assume you run SQL Server 8.

I thought real shops used Oracle?
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2012, 10:48:48 AM
I thought real shops used Oracle?

^^^This^^^
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2012, 10:54:04 AM
I thought real shops used Oracle?

Wait...hold on a min....I see what you did there......

On a serious note though, a few Ive worked in run both for different reasons. Oracle is def world class. It is also expensive as hell and harder to find the talent to run it. I just assumed K ran SQL Server 8 since he runs .net/100% MS. In a shop his size Oracle probably isn't very feasible. For Ford, Wal Mart, most regional banks, etc? Most def.

Ive also worked with Informix (with Linux apps) and IMS (with Mainframe apps). Informix and Oracle didnt play well together at one particular place I worked with.

Was gonna apologize for hijacking thread but I guess its technically on topic.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: AUJarhead on January 05, 2012, 11:08:48 AM
Wait...hold on a min....I see what you did there......

On a serious note though, a few Ive worked in run both for different reasons. Oracle is def world class. It is also expensive as hell and harder to find the talent to run it. I just assumed K ran SQL Server 8 since he runs .net/100% MS. In a shop his size Oracle probably isn't very feasible. For Ford, Wal Mart, most regional banks, etc? Most def.

Ive also worked with Informix (with Linux apps) and IMS (with Mainframe apps). Informix and Oracle didnt play well together at one particular place I worked with.

Was gonna apologize for hijacking thread but I guess its technically on topic.

Totally agree with you, depends on the size of the client.  Basically was trying to throw a tomato into the conversation.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2012, 11:14:09 AM
Totally agree with you, depends on the size of the client.  Basically was trying to throw a tomato into the conversation.

I think that dog is in his fence right now.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: CCTAU on January 05, 2012, 11:29:27 AM
I thought IMS went the way of the DoDo. Are there still shops that use it?
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 05, 2012, 11:37:12 AM
I wrote a killer app in Fortran the other day.  Coupled it with a Perl script.  Kicked that stress model's ass!
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2012, 11:44:42 AM
I thought IMS went the way of the DoDo. Are there still shops that use it?

Most BIG BIG financial shops still do. Cobol and IMS are still the best way to push and store a lot of data believe it or not. You may see .Net and C on the front end and in between, but IMS will still be there on the back. Cobol II can do a lot of high math and algorithms and IMS can handle loads in the millions and billions in a day.

For example, credit card and debit card transactions on Black Friday are all stored in IMS via Cobol II application code. I only know because I actually worked in that LOB once upon a time for a good while.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Godfather on January 05, 2012, 11:52:29 AM
Buzz is a SAP
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2012, 12:00:58 PM
Buzz is a SAP
I like this.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: AUJarhead on January 05, 2012, 12:04:03 PM
You freakin' Krauts.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2012, 12:08:02 PM
Buzz is a SAP

I don't think that was ever in question.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: AWK on January 05, 2012, 12:21:02 PM
I didn't understand anything in the last 10 posts. 
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2012, 03:52:51 PM
I didn't understand anything in the last 10 posts.

You don't want to.

You are a lawyer. You have many leather bound books. The smell of mahogany abounds.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2012, 04:08:44 PM
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Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Kaos on January 05, 2012, 06:29:43 PM
Unless its .Net 4 you aren't with the program. It can do some unreal shit. And of course you use SQL - its universal and used by everything, even IBM mainframe. I assume you run SQL Server 8.

And yes, I agree - if anyone knows what a man's tool is, it's you. No wait, actually its VV.

For the record, Ive never had an issue with the points system. Its not that hard really. They use points for a reason - look it up. I aint gonna google it for your ass.

Points system is like Mexican money.  I don't like. 

And yeah.  SQL 8.  Currently .NET 3.5 and in the process of upgrading everything we have to 4.  About the time we get that done they'll come out with 4.5. 

I used to be able to code things and build things and make things and develop things.  I used to be creative and able to see beyond the restrictions and come up with new ways to do things. 

These days?  I mostly just herd cats.  I've become Mr. Carlson on WKRP.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Kaos on January 05, 2012, 06:32:06 PM
Wait...hold on a min....I see what you did there......

On a serious note though, a few Ive worked in run both for different reasons. Oracle is def world class. It is also expensive as hell and harder to find the talent to run it. I just assumed K ran SQL Server 8 since he runs .net/100% MS. In a shop his size Oracle probably isn't very feasible. For Ford, Wal Mart, most regional banks, etc? Most def.

Ive also worked with Informix (with Linux apps) and IMS (with Mainframe apps). Informix and Oracle didnt play well together at one particular place I worked with.

Was gonna apologize for hijacking thread but I guess its technically on topic.

Dislike Oracle for a variety of reasons. 

Was at one time Oracle certified.  Last certification was 8i.   

I'm doing applications that run entire state agencies and one national government entity.  Still don't need Oracle.  It can suck it. 
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 05, 2012, 10:29:51 PM
Was at one time Oracle certified.  Last certification was 8i.   

Is that l33t 5p34k for Bi(sexual)?  And if so, does that mean you were actually oral certified?
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on January 06, 2012, 09:20:32 AM
Points system is like Mexican money.  I don't like. 

And yeah.  SQL 8.  Currently .NET 3.5 and in the process of upgrading everything we have to 4.  About the time we get that done they'll come out with 4.5. 

I used to be able to code things and build things and make things and develop things.  I used to be creative and able to see beyond the restrictions and come up with new ways to do things. 

These days?  I mostly just herd cats.  I've become Mr. Carlson on WKRP.

I got out of coding as well a long time ago but still herd cats that do. I paid my dues with 80 hour weeks so I could tell them what to do instead of doing it. I love my work schedule now, so herding the cats doesn't bother me much.

Honestly speaking, .net 4 still sits on the .net 2 framework. Any of them are better than Cold Fusion. By a country mile.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 06, 2012, 10:15:08 AM
I got out of coding as well a long time ago but still herd cats that do. I paid my dues with 80 hour weeks so I could tell them what to do instead of doing it. I love my work schedule now, so herding the cats doesn't bother me much.

Honestly speaking, .net 4 still sits on the .net 2 framework. Any of them are better than Cold Fusion. By a country mile.

BASIC on a Commodore 64 rapes everything else's face.
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: GH2001 on January 06, 2012, 11:43:47 AM
BASIC on a Commodore 64 rapes everything else's face.

qbasic = teh roxxers
Title: Re: XBOX Fellatio
Post by: Token on January 12, 2012, 09:09:21 PM
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