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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: wesfau2 on May 22, 2008, 03:51:27 PM
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Birdman and I had a heated debate and we need the populace to weigh in.
Birdman contends that John Mayer is doing just fine by going balls-deep in Jennifer Anniston as often as possible.
I contend that a young, guitar-slinging, starlet magnet like Mayer could be banging hotter ass. Let me be clear: Anniston is hot. Very very hot. BUT...she's a bit older than John and he could be getting some younger, hotter tail.
Discuss.
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Birdman and I had a heated debate and we need the populace to weigh in.
Birdman contends that John Mayer is doing just fine by going balls-deep in Jennifer Anniston as often as possible.
I contend that a young, guitar-slinging, starlet magnet like Mayer could be banging hotter ass. Let me be clear: Anniston is hot. Very very hot. BUT...she's a bit older than John and he could be getting some younger, hotter tail.
Discuss.
I think John Mayer's public act is getting tired, and if he has Jennifer Anniston pegged literally and figuratively.... He should roll with it.
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Birdman and I had a heated debate and we need the populace to weigh in.
Birdman contends that John Mayer is doing just fine by going balls-deep in Jennifer Anniston as often as possible.
I contend that a young, guitar-slinging, starlet magnet like Mayer could be banging hotter ass. Let me be clear: Anniston is hot. Very very hot. BUT...she's a bit older than John and he could be getting some younger, hotter tail.
Discuss.
He did Jessica Simpson as well and that didn't work out. Maybe he is into older broads? Or maybe Simpson is batshit crazy.
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Birdman and I had a heated debate and we need the populace to weigh in.
Birdman contends that John Mayer is doing just fine by going balls-deep in Jennifer Anniston as often as possible.
I contend that a young, guitar-slinging, starlet magnet like Mayer could be banging hotter ass. Let me be clear: Anniston is hot. Very very hot. BUT...she's a bit older than John and he could be getting some younger, hotter tail.
Discuss.
He's probably looking for a Mother figure and Anniston is one hot MILF. In his spot, I would probably continue hitting that like a starving kid hits a pinata, while seeking out some younger stank once she falls asleep at 8 or 9...
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Hey, Mayer may have a dinky little wacker (I sympathize) and these glam foxes eventually leave for larger man-meat. All I know is, this guy can rip a guitar on stage in front of thousands and has at least sniffed, possibly licked if not boffed:
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jessica Simpson
Cameron Diaz
Minka Kelly
And now Jennifer Anniston
Footnote: Source People Magazine Special Double Issue May 12, 2008 "Jen and John's Hot New Romance"
I submit that only Kaos could (And probably will) make some half-cocked argument that this guy's cock, small as it may be, is not the hottest thing in Hollywood right now. God, it's good to be John.
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Hey, Mayer may have a dinky little wacker (I sympathize) and these glam foxes eventually leave for larger man-meat. All I know is, this guy can rip a guitar on stage in front of thousnds and has at least sniffed, possibly licked if not boffed:
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jessica Simpson
Cameron Diaz
Minka Kelly
And now Jennifer Anniston
Footnote: Source People Magazine Special Double Issue May 12, 2008 "Jen and John's Hot New Romance"
I submit that only Kaos could (And probably will) make some half-cocked argument that this guy's cock, small as it may be, is the hottest thing in Hollywood right now. God, it's good to be John.
You should take a side job as a write for porno websites.
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I grew up on Penthouse Forum. Same guy's been writing those "Letters" for 30 years.
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Birdman and I had a heated debate and we need the populace to weigh in.
Birdman contends that John Mayer is doing just fine by going balls-deep in Jennifer Anniston as often as possible.
I contend that a young, guitar-slinging, starlet magnet like Mayer could be banging hotter ass. Let me be clear: Anniston is hot. Very very hot. BUT...she's a bit older than John and he could be getting some younger, hotter tail.
Discuss.
At some point, function and performance are better than form. Let me 'splain myself...
There are some incredible looking dames out there, but many don't know how to properly work the mechanics. It’s like one of those super models that stand next to exotic sports cars. They might be able to drive a Honda to Starbucks, but they’ll never be able to run a Ferrari at high speed on a curvy, winding road course hitting the straightway at 250 mph.
As a rule of thumb, I’ve found that the younger, hotter babes don’t know how to drive very well. Yeah, they might get you to Qwik-e-Mart and Starbucks, but that doesn’t always cut it.
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At some point, function and performance are better than form. Let me 'splain myself...
There are some incredible looking dames out there, but many don't know how to properly work the mechanics. It’s like one of those super models that stand next to exotic sports cars. They might be able to drive a Honda to Starbucks, but they’ll never be able to run a Ferrari at high speed on a curvy, winding road course hitting the straightway at 250 mph.
As a rule of thumb, I’ve found that the younger, hotter babes don’t know how to drive very well. Yeah, they might get you to Qwik-e-Mart and Starbucks, but that doesn’t always cut it.
A Fukin Metaphor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A Fukin Metaphor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was an attempt at being polite...
OK... Arm-candy chicks may look great, but many fuck like mud puddles. You get the point.
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It was an attempt at being polite...
OK... Arm-candy chicks may look great, but many fuck like mud puddles. You get the point.
You fucked a "mud puddle"? That was the first thing that came to mind????? :rofl:
Sorry, overall I got your point.
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It was an attempt at being polite...
OK... Arm-candy chicks may look great, but many fuck like mud puddles. You get the point.
Thanks for clearing that up. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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You fucked a "mud puddle"?
I was bored. :blink:
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I was bored. :blink:
:nagger: Give's a whole new meaning to "playing dirty" huh....
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At some point, function and performance are better than form. Let me 'splain myself...
There are some incredible looking dames out there, but many don't know how to properly work the mechanics. It’s like one of those super models that stand next to exotic sports cars. They might be able to drive a Honda to Starbucks, but they’ll never be able to run a Ferrari at high speed on a curvy, winding road course hitting the straightway at 250 mph.
As a rule of thumb, I’ve found that the younger, hotter babes don’t know how to drive very well. Yeah, they might get you to Qwik-e-Mart and Starbucks, but that doesn’t always cut it.
I get what you're saying, but let's factor in the business side of Mayer's sex life. The dude dates hot young poon and he gets coverage in all the teenybopper-celeb mags. Then young girls go buy his albums and he visits TRL constantly. This is good for his bank account.
This utilitarian view of his beaverquest is at odds with my opinion of the way a musician ought to be developing a career, but if I'm that guy...I'm banging all the young starlets, shaking Carson Daly's hand, and counting my millions.
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John Mayer is a mealy-mouth fucktard and has no business banging ANYTHING that doesn't have shaved pubes, a nutsack and a rockin' Flock of Seagulls hairdo.
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John Mayer is a mealy-mouth fucktard and has no business banging ANYTHING that doesn't have shaved pubes, a nutsack and a rockin' Flock of Seagulls hairdo.
I agree with you, K. The argument proceeds from the premise that he's got a history of hot young ass, so why should he be banging older (though very hot) women?
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Millions of people say you're both mongoloid fucktards who wack off to Kiss album covers.
Well, actually I was the only one who said that. But that's beside the point.
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Millions of people say you're both mongoloid fucktards who wack off to Kiss album covers.
Kevin and I disagree on the merits of Kiss.
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Two thoughts:
1) Older women (men too, sometimes) are usually better lovers due to experience level. Throw in the fact that Jennifer Anniston is beautiful, smart and funny, and you have an unbeatable combination.
2) I personally - yes, even tho I am female, for purposes of this discussion, i am thinking like a guy - I personally would do Jenifer Anniston over Jessica Simpson. While pretty, JS is dumb as a bag of hammers, and tho I realize that to most of you, IQ points have no bearing on poon, you do have to talk to them at some point. Better if you don't have to use pictures and words of three letters or less.
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Two thoughts:
1) Older women (men too, sometimes) are usually better lovers due to experience level. Throw in the fact that Jennifer Anniston is beautiful, smart and funny, and you have an unbeatable combination.
She's hot, no doubt. I'm just advocating the dude getting as much as he can while the getting is good. It won't be long before he's the over-the-hill, banging 46 year old groupies, rock n' roll cliche.
2) I personally - yes, even tho I am female, for purposes of this discussion, i am thinking like a guy - I personally would do Jenifer Anniston over Jessica Simpson. While pretty, JS is dumb as a bag of hammers, and tho I realize that to most of you, IQ points have no bearing on poon, you do have to talk to them at some point. Better if you don't have to use pictures and words of three letters or less.
You don't ever have to talk to them.
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Millions of people say you're both mongoloid fucktards who wack off to Kiss album covers.
Well, actually I was the only one who said that. But that's beside the point.
What the fuck is wrong with KISS?
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I all seriousness, how much talking do these mega-stars do with each other anyway? They live in different areas of the country. Musicians are on tour constantly. Movie/TV stars are always on location or at this event or that. It's like they get together for a day or two, tour the local Starbuck's, tofu bars and night clubs while the paparazzi snaps photos for People, US and the Enquirer...and then they're off again to a different part of the world.
In other words, I think these relationships are more infatuation for a few months and then move on. Now, back on topic...Mayer is 30 so he may look a little out of place banging a 19-20 year old. (However, I'm much older than that and I'd bang a 19-20 year old...GIRLS you numbnuts) Anniston is 39, Simpson is 27 and Jennifer Love Hewitt is 29. Anniston is a little "Older" but damn, I'd have to at least tap that for a while if I was Mayer.
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Anniston is a little "Older" but damn, I'd have to at least tap that for a while if I was Mayer.
Agreed. And he's done it....so get back to the young, tight ass.
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Two thoughts:
1) Older women (men too, sometimes) are usually better lovers due to experience level. Throw in the fact that Jennifer Anniston is beautiful, smart and funny, and you have an unbeatable combination.
Smart? Not quite... Funny? I find her annoying... like a dung fly. She really doesn't do it for me. Her mannerisms drive me up the wall. They're old and worn out. She reminds me of an over-exaggerated drama queen. I don't advocate violence towards women, but she's one bitch I wouldn't mind slapping silly.
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Smart? Not quite... Funny? I find her annoying... like a dung fly. She really doesn't do it for me. Her mannerisms drive me up the wall. They're old and worn out. She reminds me of an over-exaggerated drama queen. I don't advocate violence towards women, but she's one bitch I wouldn't mind slapping silly.
That's called "Acting". If she walked in wearing a bikini right now the only thing you'd slap silly is your schlong.
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That's called "Acting". If she walked in wearing a bikini right now the only thing you'd slap silly is your schlong.
Actually, it's called Hollywood. Movie/TV stars don't know what it's like to live in the real world. They're like academics with money. Sure, they may play a doctor, or a nurse, or a soldier in a movie or on a TV show, but they don't have a clue. Most of these mental giants develop their personalities on movie sets and in television studios (and on casting room couches). They "play" the role of a drama queen so much, that when they get out for an interview or interactions with us little people, they're just as screwed up as the characters they play. In other words, Hollywood is completely irrelevant.
But, yeah... I'd fuck her, and if she treated me right and asked real nicely, I might just shit on her chest too. :gig:
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"If she treated me right and asked real nicely"....
And you might take a dump on her chest?
Yeeahh, oookaayyy....I'm gonna' have to ask you to seek counseling in the very near future. I think it's best for you and the general welfare of those around you.
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He should stick with Anniston. She doesn't have crazy moments like the younger generation starlets. Plus she is still hot as hell, and I'd sacrifice my left nut, and both of Birdman's nuts to fuck her.
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"If she treated me right and asked real nicely"....
And you might take a dump on her chest?
Yeeahh, oookaayyy....I'm gonna' have to ask you to seek counseling in the very near future. I think it's best for you and the general welfare of those around you.
You kids... The movie's not that old.
Catherine: Can I ask you a question? Why is it then whenever I tell a guy to put it wherever they want, they always stick it in my ass?
Malik: Damn.
Jake: That's way too much information for me, Catherine.
Catherine: Oh no Jake. Way too much information would be telling you that whenever they're done I always take a huge dump.
Malik: Shit.
Catherine: On their chest.
Malik: Oh, that is whack.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0277371/quotes
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You kids... The movie's not that old.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0277371/quotes
GarMan...you old fart!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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You kids... The movie's not that old.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0277371/quotes
You may be the only person on the planet who watched that "film".
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You may be the only person on the planet who watched that "film".
Well, nobody admits to it, but when it's on Comedy Central 40+ times a year, there's a good chance that you'll catch it.
http://www.youtube.com/v/kJ95n4qHLKc&hl=en
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So call me behind on this reply....
But I think in the case of the young, prototypical "rockstar" (like John Mayer) you have to play the odds. Yes, a cougar can and will bang your brains out in an experienced fashion, but I believe that you have to work harder and there is less opportunity out there if you're going for an experienced experience. Cougars may play harder to get, and there are less of them out there comparitively speaking.
However, if you go the other way, you have hordes of young girls just waiting for you to ask them to blow you and/or give up the poonanny. Therefore, you may not have as good of sex all the time, but because of the sheer number of times you have sex with the younger lot, you will end up having more good experiences than bad (after all...as long as you busted one, it couldn't have been that bad, right?)
So he should drop Anniston and go forth and have sex with as many youngins as possible.
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So call me behind on this reply....
But I think in the case of the young, prototypical "rockstar" (like John Mayer) you have to play the odds. Yes, a cougar can and will bang your brains out in an experienced fashion, but I believe that you have to work harder and there is less opportunity out there if you're going for an experienced experience. Cougars may play harder to get, and there are less of them out there comparitively speaking.
However, if you go the other way, you have hordes of young girls just waiting for you to ask them to blow you and/or give up the poonanny. Therefore, you may not have as good of sex all the time, but because of the sheer number of times you have sex with the younger lot, you will end up having more good experiences than bad (after all...as long as you busted one, it couldn't have been that bad, right?)
So he should drop Anniston and go forth and have sex with as many youngins as possible.
Finally. Someone gets it.
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Or....he could keep banging Anniston for a while longer. It's not like he's losing out either way.
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So call me behind on this reply....
Thanks for keeping up...
But I think in the case of the young, prototypical "rockstar" (like John Mayer) you have to play the odds. Yes, a cougar can and will bang your brains out in an experienced fashion, but I believe that you have to work harder and there is less opportunity out there if you're going for an experienced experience. Cougars may play harder to get, and there are less of them out there comparitively speaking.
Work harder? In many cases, the stereotypical cougar is the aggressor. They stalk their prey, just like an actual cougar does in the wild. There's something to be said when the woman actually wants it as bad as we typically do. Seriously...
... you will end up having more good experiences than bad (after all...as long as you busted one, it couldn't have been that bad, right?)
You may have more experiences with younger, more attractive women, but that doesn't necessarily mean that you'll have "more good experiences"... I'm not suggesting that you'll have any "bad" experiences. I've just come to the conclusion from my adventures that one good experience FAR outweighs 10 mediocre experiences, and that's even when the mediocre experiences are with supermodel quality women.
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Thanks for keeping up...
Thanks for caring. Your compassion is what keeps you going.
Work harder? In many cases, the stereotypical cougar is the aggressor. They stalk their prey, just like an actual cougar does in the wild. There's something to be said when the woman actually wants it as bad as we typically do. Seriously...
I agree with this, but again, I think that there are less of these type than there are horny, young ones. Again, I like playing the odds...
You may have more experiences with younger, more attractive women, but that doesn't necessarily mean that you'll have "more good experiences"... I'm not suggesting that you'll have any "bad" experiences. I've just come to the conclusion from my adventures that one good experience FAR outweighs 10 mediocre experiences, and that's even when the mediocre experiences are with supermodel quality women.
This is up to the person judging and I differ with you on this one. I'd rather take 10 mediocre experiences as opposed to one good experience, simply because I love women and I love being balls deep in them. Or, I'd rather see 10 pairs of 10 tits 'n meat curtains as opposed to 1 pair. Again, I'm quantity over quality on this one. Or I was before I got married. Or I wanted to be before I got married. Whatever.
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Here's a thought...
What do you call the worst blowjob ever?
Wait for it...
AWESOME!
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Thanks for caring. Your compassion is what keeps you going.
It's how I roll, and the chicks really dig it. :thumbsup: Cheap bastard...
I agree with this, but again, I think that there are less of these type than there are horny, young ones. Again, I like playing the odds...
I suppose you're right. Atlanta used to be really good for this in some of the classier joints in Sandy Springs... Late 80s through mid-90s... Of course, I'm talking about a time when Buckhood used to be known as Buckhead.
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Meyer is some sensitive jackass that should have his ass kicked.
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Meyer is some sensitive jackass that should have his ass kicked.
He would reply to you with scathing wit...but he's got a case of the Mondays today.
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You'll have to look between Jennifer Anniston's legs to find his ass first. Cause' John's just a pumpin and a sweatin.
In a sensitive manner.
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You'll have to look between Jennifer Anniston's legs to find his ass first. Cause' John's just a pumpin and a sweatin.
In a sensitive manner.
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
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You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
I hear ya' tenacious.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20080703/en_music_eo/392cd050_fbd74d89_b3cf_1f10e4888881 (http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20080703/en_music_eo/392cd050_fbd74d89_b3cf_1f10e4888881)
Love the title of this article.
Looks like he's not following my sage advice.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20080703/en_music_eo/392cd050_fbd74d89_b3cf_1f10e4888881 (http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20080703/en_music_eo/392cd050_fbd74d89_b3cf_1f10e4888881)
Love the title of this article.
Looks like he's not following my sage advice.
Jeez, now he can't even maintain the cougar relationship whilst banging hot ass on the side. Rookie move, John.