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Pat Dye Field => Plainsman Park => Topic started by: AUChizad on May 17, 2008, 10:09:13 PM

Title: Slater Resigns
Post by: AUChizad on May 17, 2008, 10:09:13 PM: Jay Jacobs basically told him to resign or he was getting fired.
Let the coaching search begin.
Title: Re: Slater Resigns
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 17, 2008, 10:51:28 PM: Thank God...4 years of not being in the top fucking 8 of the SEC is bullshit!
Title: Re: Slater Resigns
Post by: Tiger Six on May 18, 2008, 12:49:06 AM: Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 17, 2008, 10:51:28 PM
Thank God...4 years of not being in the top fucking 8 of the SEC is bullshit!

5 years.
Title: Re: Slater Resigns
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 18, 2008, 01:05:45 PM: Quote from: Pale Rider on May 18, 2008, 12:49:06 AM
5 years.

Well to be fair, he considered us top 8 one of those years even if we weren't.
Title: Re: Slater Resigns
Post by: Kaos on May 18, 2008, 08:35:11 PM: Quote from: AUChizad on May 17, 2008, 10:09:13 PM
Jay Jacobs basically told him to resign or he was getting fired.
Let the coaching search begin.

Total BS. Slater walked in and told Jacobs he realized he wasn't getting it done and wanted to take that job as a stocker at Wal Mart he'd been offered. Jacobs offered him a raise and then offered to skob his knob right then and there. Because Slater is smarter than Jacobs, he took the skobbing and then quit anyway.
Title: Re: Slater Resigns
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 18, 2008, 09:18:40 PM: That Slater's a regular Bill Brasky
Title: Re: Slater Resigns
Post by: AWK on May 19, 2008, 03:09:43 PM: A.C. Slater fucking rocks.
Title: Re: Slater Resigns
Post by: chinook on May 19, 2008, 03:46:49 PM: Quote from: AWK on May 19, 2008, 03:09:43 PM
A.C. Slater fucking rocks.

i have always admired a curly mullet.
Title: Re: Slater Resigns
Post by: Jumbo on May 20, 2008, 04:16:42 AM: Quote from: chinook on May 19, 2008, 03:46:49 PM
i have always admired a curly mullet.
I loved Jessie Spano
Title: Re: Slater Resigns
Post by: lifesapplepie on May 20, 2008, 02:34:52 PM: Quote from: jumbo on May 20, 2008, 04:16:42 AM
I loved Jessie Spano

"Im so excited, Im so excited, Im soooo scaarreed!!!"
Title: Re: Slater Resigns
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 20, 2008, 04:03:49 PM: Funny thing is, Dustin Diamond could kick all their asses now.
Title: Re: Slater Resigns
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 20, 2008, 04:37:36 PM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 20, 2008, 04:03:49 PM
Funny thing is, Dustin Diamond could kick all their asses now.
Well, all but Kelly Kapowski that is.
Title: Re: Slater Resigns
Post by: wesfau2 on May 21, 2008, 11:58:14 AM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 20, 2008, 04:03:49 PM
Funny thing is, Dustin Diamond could kick all their asses now.

He's poor, panhandling, and pornographing...he's got no time for pugilism.
Title: Re: Slater Resigns
Post by: Tiger Six on June 04, 2008, 02:13:38 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on May 21, 2008, 11:58:14 AM
He's poor, panhandling, and pornographing...he's got no time for pugilism.

Very good use of alliteration.

I'd give you a B+.

Next assignment is to use some mixaphors.