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Title: Advice needed
Post by: Thrilla on April 24, 2008, 12:18:25 PM
So, on my quaint little street that I live on here in the Atlanta area, we have a decent SEC following .  There's a total of about 36 houses on the street, and within those houses, we have two Auburn flags flying (mine included), two Georgia flags flying, and one Florida flag flying.

We were walking home from dinner a couple of nights ago and I saw something that made my heart stop.  One of the new neighbors on the street is flying a Bama flag.

I can stand the other folks, but to have a Bammer desecrate my street in such a fashion is unacceptable.  I felt mixed emotions of rage, sadness, and befuddlement. 

How do I handle this?  Do I go straight for the gasoline?  Or create a false neighborhood ordinance violation?  I can't look at that cursive A much longer.  Please PM me if you are a qualified arsonist.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Jumbo on April 24, 2008, 12:22:32 PM
I would put a Fear the Thumb t-shirt in the mailbox
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: El Guapo on April 24, 2008, 12:30:49 PM
I would put a Fear the Thumb t-shirt in the mailbox


Though that is a federal crime, it would be funny.

Or you could get a stuffed elephant and string it up in their front yard.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Jumbo on April 24, 2008, 12:33:38 PM

Though that is a federal crime, it would be funny.

Or you could get a stuffed elephant and string it up in their front yard.
Ok, put the t-shirt on the tree in the front of the house.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: AWK on April 24, 2008, 12:35:52 PM
Ok, put the t-shirt on the tree in the front of the house.
Still trespassing, hah.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Ogre on April 24, 2008, 12:36:37 PM
So, on my quaint little street that I live on here in the Atlanta area, we have a decent SEC following .  There's a total of about 36 houses on the street, and within those houses, we have two Auburn flags flying (mine included), two Georgia flags flying, and one Florida flag flying.

We were walking home from dinner a couple of nights ago and I saw something that made my heart stop.  One of the new neighbors on the street is flying a Bama flag.

I can stand the other folks, but to have a Bammer desecrate my street in such a fashion is unacceptable.  I felt mixed emotions of rage, sadness, and befuddlement. 

How do I handle this?  Do I go straight for the gasoline?  Or create a false neighborhood ordinance violation?  I can't look at that cursive A much longer.  Please PM me if you are a qualified arsonist.

Either you need to sell now before your property value goes in the tank, or go find some crack head over by Turner Field and give them $50 and a bag of Frito's to 'handle the situation'.  
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Jumbo on April 24, 2008, 12:39:18 PM
Still trespassing, hah.
I'm a rebel, I would ride by the house screaming I still dont give a fuck!
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: GarMan on April 24, 2008, 12:44:48 PM
You already live in Dick-hater.  How many Obama bumper stickers and yard signs can you stand? 

I'd move now.  Put the house on the market ASAP. 
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Saniflush on April 24, 2008, 01:02:58 PM
You already live in Dick-hater.  How many Obama bumper stickers and yard signs can you stand? 

I'd move now.  Put the house on the market ASAP. 

He can't.  He would be moving away from "his people" if he did that.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Tarheel on April 24, 2008, 01:10:33 PM
So, on my quaint little street that I live on here in the Atlanta area, we have a decent SEC following .  There's a total of about 36 houses on the street, and within those houses, we have two Auburn flags flying (mine included), two Georgia flags flying, and one Florida flag flying.

We were walking home from dinner a couple of nights ago and I saw something that made my heart stop.  One of the new neighbors on the street is flying a Bama flag.

I can stand the other folks, but to have a Bammer desecrate my street in such a fashion is unacceptable.  I felt mixed emotions of rage, sadness, and befuddlement. 

How do I handle this?  Do I go straight for the gasoline?  Or create a false neighborhood ordinance violation?  I can't look at that cursive A much longer.  Please PM me if you are a qualified arsonist.

Just ignore their stupid asses; or laugh and point as you drive or walk by the house.  Hell, I have to put up with an Ohio State banner and a damn Florida banner across the street in my neighborhood.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Thrilla on April 24, 2008, 01:11:02 PM
He can't.  He would be moving away from "his people" if he did that.

Wow.  That's the meanest thing you've ever said, and considering your history, that's saying something.

It's interesting in that my neighborhood isn't into the yard signs that much.  There are equal amounts of McCain and Obama signs out for those that support candidates visibly.  I'm surprised that there aren't more Dick-hater people who don't support their fellow lesbian candidate.

I like the elephant or t-shirt idea.  Where can I get one of them t-shirts?  I'm going to have to steal away in the middle of the night to accomplish this.  It will give me great pleasure to fuck with them.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Ogre on April 24, 2008, 01:13:17 PM
I like the elephant or t-shirt idea.  Where can I get one of them t-shirts? 

Scary thought:  This is a man who is helping mold the minds of Atlanta's youth. 
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: ssgaufan on April 24, 2008, 01:15:14 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!  Thrilla's a teacher?   :jaw:
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Ogre on April 24, 2008, 01:16:21 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!  Thrilla's a teacher?   :jaw:

Makes his avatar that much creepier, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: ssgaufan on April 24, 2008, 01:17:25 PM
Makes his avatar that much creepier, doesn't it?

Very much so.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Saniflush on April 24, 2008, 01:31:10 PM
Wow.  That's the meanest thing you've ever said, and considering your history, that's saying something.

WOW!  I am gonna have to step up my game around you.  Apparently I have been letting you slide in regards to beatings.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Thrilla on April 24, 2008, 01:32:33 PM
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Where can I get one of them t-shirts?

1)  I purposefully used incorrect grammar there.  I'm not sure you could ask for one of those t-shirts in any other way.

2)  I am most certainly not a teacher.  While I do influence young minds, I don't spend any time in a classroom.  My preference is that no one actually know what I do because what I post here could quite possibly REALLY fuck me over in my job or represent my company inappropriately.  I'm just like anyone else with my job...trying to take receive money for my business so I can make more on a monthly basis.

So if you know any kids that need candy, just shoot me a PM already, OK?
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Thrilla on April 24, 2008, 01:33:39 PM
WOW!  I am gonna have to step up my game around you.  Apparently I have been letting you slide in regards to beatings.

Not at all.  Cuss my family, penis size, character...no problem.

Compare me to a Democrat...now THAT'S fucked up.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Saniflush on April 24, 2008, 01:35:08 PM
1)  I purposefully used incorrect grammar there.  I'm not sure you could ask for one of those t-shirts in any other way.

2)  I am most certainly not a teacher.  While I do influence young minds, I don't spend any time in a classroom.  My preference is that no one actually know what I do because what I post here could quite possibly REALLY fuck me over in my job or represent my company inappropriately.  I'm just like anyone else with my job...trying to take receive money for my business so I can make more on a monthly basis.

So if you know any kids that need candy, just shoot me a PM already, OK?

He is the coordinator for girl scout cookie sales in the greater Atlanta area.

Coincidentally Thrilla also has the genitalia of a girl scout.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Ogre on April 24, 2008, 01:37:31 PM
1)  I purposefully used incorrect grammar there.  I'm not sure you could ask for one of those t-shirts in any other way.

2)  I am most certainly not a teacher.  While I do influence young minds, I don't spend any time in a classroom.  My preference is that no one actually know what I do because what I post here could quite possibly REALLY fuck me over in my job or represent my company inappropriately.  I'm just like anyone else with my job...trying to take receive money for my business so I can make more on a monthly basis.

So if you know any kids that need candy, just shoot me a PM already, OK?

I've already sent an email to your employer with a list of your most offensive posts.  You should be hearing something any day now.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Thrilla on April 24, 2008, 01:44:03 PM
I've already sent an email to your employer with a list of your most offensive posts.  You should be hearing something any day now.

Funny, everything I learned about doing inappropriate things in the workplace cummed from you.  Again, the cyclical nature of this board amazes me.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Ogre on April 24, 2008, 01:47:21 PM
Funny, everything I learned about doing inappropriate things in the workplace cummed from you.  Again, the cyclical nature of this board amazes me.

I've taught you everything you know, but I have yet to teach you everything I know.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: GarMan on April 24, 2008, 02:39:53 PM
He is the coordinator for girl scout cookie sales in the greater Atlanta area.

Coincidentally Thrilla also has the genitalia of a girl scout.

No...  I thought he was the Southeastern Regional Manager of Recruiting for NAMBLA. 
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Thrilla on April 24, 2008, 02:45:58 PM
No...  I thought he was the Southeastern Regional Manager of Recruiting for NAMBLA. 

Fuck me...I really wish I hadn't googled that organization.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Tarheel on April 24, 2008, 03:41:53 PM
Fuck me...I really wish I hadn't googled that organization.

And now you and GarMan are both on the same Federal Watch List.  Congratulations!
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Kaos on April 24, 2008, 05:41:41 PM
I get the not wanting to share the job and locale thing. 

One time, this Bama dick was being a real jackhole on another message board.  He was ripping Auburn. And also ripping on his two bosses who were both Auburn alumni and fans.  I read some of his stuff where he ridiculed both of them, talked about how stupid they were, how ignorant, how stupid their degrees from Auburn were (he was, of course, not a graduate of Bama or any college).  This went on for a couple of days and during the course of him babbling he mentioned where he worked.  I can't remember what he said to finally piss me over the edge, but one day he did.  I looked up his place of business and sent links to both bosses from a throwaway hotmail account.  A day later he was on there raising hell about being fired. 

I felt really bad. 
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 24, 2008, 06:39:33 PM
Back to fucking with this Bammer clown....

Here's what you do.  You go buy you two large bags of rock salt.   Go get about 2 lbs. of fresh shrimp.   Wait till around 2 am, then do a few fly bys with your salt and shrimp into their yard and bushes.

The yard and bushes will burn up from the salt in the morning and heat of day, and the shrimp will rot and smell like complete and total ass within the first days.  They'll be in "what the fuck happened" mode for a month. 

When you're ready for step two...let me know...

Chopper out...
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Jumbo on April 25, 2008, 02:47:01 AM
Back to fucking with this Bammer clown....

Here's what you do.  You go buy you two large bags of rock salt.   Go get about 2 lbs. of fresh shrimp.   Wait till around 2 am, then do a few fly bys with your salt and shrimp into their yard and bushes.

The yard and bushes will burn up from the salt in the morning and heat of day, and the shrimp will rot and smell like complete and total ass within the first days.  They'll be in "what the fuck happened" mode for a month. 

When you're ready for step two...let me know...

Chopper out...
I would eat the shrimp and rub the salt on my belly.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Saniflush on April 25, 2008, 08:43:22 AM
I would eat the shrimp and rub the salt on my belly.

Would that be considered pork bellies?
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: AUChizad on April 25, 2008, 09:26:38 AM
I would put a Fear the Thumb t-shirt in the mailbox

Though that is a federal crime, it would be funny.

Or you could get a stuffed elephant and string it up in their front yard.
Ok, put the t-shirt on the tree in the front of the house.
Still trespassing, hah.
Ok, then burn his fucking house down.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Thrilla on April 25, 2008, 10:34:14 AM
Back to fucking with this Bammer clown....

Here's what you do.  You go buy you two large bags of rock salt.   Go get about 2 lbs. of fresh shrimp.   Wait till around 2 am, then do a few fly bys with your salt and shrimp into their yard and bushes.

The yard and bushes will burn up from the salt in the morning and heat of day, and the shrimp will rot and smell like complete and total ass within the first days.  They'll be in "what the fuck happened" mode for a month. 

When you're ready for step two...let me know...

Chopper out...

Now THAT is money in the bank.

Went by his house again last night, and now this guy is flying a Bama flag AND a Georgia flag.  I figure he's just like most Bammers....confused.... and trying to support a team that will have some sort of winning season.

Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: GarMan on April 25, 2008, 11:08:40 AM
I felt really bad. 

Why? 
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Saniflush on April 25, 2008, 11:19:07 AM
Why? 

Exactly.  You play with fire you get burned.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: wesfau on April 25, 2008, 12:13:13 PM
Exactly.  You play with fire you get burned.

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Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Kaos on April 25, 2008, 12:53:43 PM
Why? 

I shouldn't have fucked with the guy's livelihood.  There's karmic payback. 
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 25, 2008, 12:59:11 PM
There were some massive bammer fans in my little town (and I do mean massive - the hubby and the wife and all 3 kids were mega fat asses) who had their yard landscaped, including new sod.  A friend of mine who is a big Auburn fan went over to their hosue in the middle of the night, and spread some very strong fertilizer in the shape of an A-U.  Of course, as this over fertilized grass grew in, there it was for all to see.  The lady of the house rented a tiller and plowed up her entire front yard.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: GarMan on April 25, 2008, 01:05:49 PM
I shouldn't have fucked with the guy's livelihood.  There's karmic payback. 

I wouldn't worry about it.  He got fired for his own actions, not anything you did. 
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: DnATL on April 25, 2008, 01:49:10 PM
Coincidentally Thrilla also has the genitalia of a girl scout.

Neat!  She doesn't miss it?  Does he keep it in a display case?  Or did he preserve it in a mason jar?