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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: GarMan on July 06, 2011, 01:39:04 PM
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Eyewitness: Fireworks accident decapitates Fargo man
Neighbor: 'I'm never going to light a firecracker again in my life'A 41-year-old father of two was killed when he lit a commercial-grade firework, an explosive that is federally regulated.
By: Heidi Shaffer , The Forum of Fargo-Moorhead
FARGO — An eyewitness here says a Fourth of July fireworks accident decapitated a Fargo man Monday night.
Police identified the victim as Jesse William Burley, a 41-year-old father of two, who enjoyed life to its fullest, said Burley’s stepfather Chuck Asplin of Fargo.
Chris Hanson, Burley’s neighbor who saw the accident, was packing up his car to leave north Fargo’s Riviera Heights mobile home park as tornado sirens sounded just before 9:30 p.m.
Burley was getting ready to set off a second round of what Hanson said he believed was either a homemade or illegal artillery shell firework.
“He went over into the middle of the street, and within 10 seconds of us talking to him, he lit it and all we saw was a cloud of smoke, a bang,†Hanson said.
What Hanson saw next immediately sent him into shock, he said.
“When I walked up to his body, it was nothing but his shoulders down,†Hanson said Tuesday.
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http://www.grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/208805
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There are plenty of jokes in this.......
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Burley’s body was sent to Bismarck for an autopsy. There will be a memorial service at 2 p.m. Friday at Boulger Funeral Home in Fargo.
Fucking really??? Waste a lot of god damned government money on a fucking autopsy???
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effing really??? Waste a lot of god damned government money on a effing autopsy???
It's Fargo... The town EMT, doctor, coroner, veterinarian and horticulturist hasn't yet figured out that losing your head can result in death.
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Fucking really??? Waste a lot of god damned government money on a fucking autopsy???
My 88 year old great aunt who lived by herself for 25 years in the roughest neighborhood in New Orleans recently passed away. She smoked a pack of cigarettes every day. Drank beer. Watched soap operas and ate TV dinners for every meal. Her house was covered in mold. There were holes in the floors and the ceiling, and she refused to ever leave her house.
An autopsy was performed to determine if foul play was involved.
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Fucking really??? Waste a lot of god damned government money on a fucking autopsy???
The state has concluded that the victim died from lack of head.
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The state has concluded that the victim died from lack of head.
I've never died from that but I do get mighty testy if I go too long without.
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I've never died from that but I do get mighty testy if I go too long without.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkEeY5XirWU
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I've never died from that but I do get mighty testy if I go too long without.
I honestly thought Sani was gonna take that one first instead of you. But you were def. a close second.
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I can see the first responders now everybody stay calm don't lose your head.
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I've never died from that but I do get mighty testy if I go too long without.
Are you saying you have developed quite a taste for it?
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Are you saying you have developed quite a taste for it?
It's good for his skin.
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http://www.grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/208805
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I didn't realize they had bammers in Fargo...
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I didn't realize they had bammers in Fargo...
Go fuck a rusty pipe.
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Go fuck a rusty pipe.
Your warning meter has been raised.
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Go fuck a rusty pipe.
You found the big boy button I see...good job.