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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Lurking Tiger on June 30, 2011, 03:58:43 PM
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Lady in a minivan decided to "share the road" by "sharing my lane" this morning while I was riding my bike. I had nowhere to go but the curb, so I slapped her window. She looked at me, gave me the my-bad waive and I saw her mouth "Sorry". Meanwhile I am waiving her off and yelling for her to get the fuck out of my lane. She never moved. Luckily the car behind us slowed down and I was able to get in behind her.
I moved around to her side of the vehicle and pointed to my eyes and then the road. She just shrugged.
Her insurance rates are probably lower than mine.
:facepalm:
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Lady in a minivan decided to "share the road" by "sharing my lane" this morning while I was riding my bike. I had nowhere to go but the curb, so I slapped her window. She looked at me, gave me the my-bad waive and I saw her mouth "Sorry". Meanwhile I am waiving her off and yelling for her to get the fuck out of my lane. She never moved. Luckily the car behind us slowed down and I was able to get in behind her.
I moved around to her side of the vehicle and pointed to my eyes and then the road. She just shrugged.
Her insurance rates are probably lower than mine.
:facepalm:
Peddle faster
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Lady in a minivan decided to "share the road" by "sharing my lane" this morning while I was riding my bike. I had nowhere to go but the curb, so I slapped her window. She looked at me, gave me the my-bad waive and I saw her mouth "Sorry". Meanwhile I am waiving her off and yelling for her to get the fuck out of my lane. She never moved. Luckily the car behind us slowed down and I was able to get in behind her.
I moved around to her side of the vehicle and pointed to my eyes and then the road. She just shrugged.
Her insurance rates are probably lower than mine.
:facepalm:
I hate people who ride bikes on roads. I throw drinks and refuse at them as I roar past.
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Side story -
It's legal in California for bikes/motorcycles to ride in between lanes on the freeway.
When I was out there, I was extremely tempted to open my door and watch one take a tumble. But I chickened out after I considered the murder charges.
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I hate people who ride bikes on roads. I throw drinks and refuse at them as I roar past.
It's a motorcycle.
Shouldn't you be off pimping one of your stories that just came to you ?
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It's a motorcycle.
Shouldn't you be off pimping one of your stories that just came to you ?
Shouldn't you be riding with one of these
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31DGMARG8EL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
If she didn't have a window anymore I am sure she would have moved.
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Shouldn't you be riding with one of these
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31DGMARG8EL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
If she didn't have a window anymore I am sure she would have moved.
This would make her move quicker:
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l93/montegeta/desert_eagle.gif)
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Side story -
It's legal in California for bikes/motorcycles to ride in between lanes on the freeway.
When I was out there, I was extremely tempted to open my door and watch one take a tumble. But I chickened out after I considered the murder charges.
Seems like a good place for this.........
(http://mentalpoo.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/eric_estrada_you27re_a_homo.jpg)
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This would make her move quicker:
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l93/montegeta/desert_eagle.gif)
roflcopters.
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Or expose your package
(http://swordattheready.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/bomb-strapped.jpg)
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Seems like a good place for this.........
I thought my door had a good place hovering over the lines as I drove down the freeway. I can't help that some reckless cyclist is insisting on riding in between the sanctioned lanes.
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It's a motorcycle.
Shouldn't you be off pimping one of your stories that just came to you ?
Hope you didn't tell the wife that story.