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Pat Dye Field => Signing Day => Topic started by: Ogre on April 22, 2008, 05:03:07 PM

Title: New Commitment
Post by: Ogre on April 22, 2008, 05:03:07 PM: Bessemer Academy LB Harris Gaston committed to Auburn today. This is a nice pick-up, and there are no qualification problems as Mr. Gaston sports a 3.8 GPA. He's a physical player who will be able to play any of the three LB spots. Gaston is our 4th in-state commitment this year.

Welcome aboard and War Damn Eagle!
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: The Prowler on April 22, 2008, 05:53:16 PM: HELL FUCK YEAH.....Mutha Fucka.....War "God Damn" Eagle!!!! Next UP? Brandon Heavens.
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on April 22, 2008, 06:04:55 PM: I thought Sabear had a strangle hold on the state, guess someone forgot to tell our first four recruits.

WDE welcome aboard mr Gaston
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: El Guapo on April 22, 2008, 07:01:19 PM: Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on April 22, 2008, 06:04:55 PM
I thought Sabear had a strangle hold on the state, guess someone forgot to tell our first four recruits.

WDE welcome aboard mr Gaston

I bet yall say this for every recruit you get.
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: DnATL on April 22, 2008, 07:16:53 PM: Quote from: El Guapo on April 22, 2008, 07:01:19 PM
I bet yall say this for every recruit you get.
better than that bammer poster who says "mmmph-gag-slurp-mmmph-slurp-slurp" for julio
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: El Guapo on April 22, 2008, 08:19:43 PM: Quote from: DnATL on April 22, 2008, 07:16:53 PM
better than that bammer poster who says "mmmph-gag-slurp-mmmph-slurp-slurp" for julio

Was that someone on here? Or is 'that' just a general term for BAMMERS on other sites?
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: DnATL on April 22, 2008, 08:41:10 PM: Quote from: El Guapo on April 22, 2008, 08:19:43 PM

Was that someone on here? Or is 'that' just a general term for BAMMERS on other sites?
I can't recall the guy's screen name right now - "sacks with groceries" or something like that - it was like he was his high school sweetheart - actually kind of sweet in a stalker-ish way
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 22, 2008, 09:49:13 PM: I'm excited about this kid. He has a size 16 shoe. I'd be surprised if he doesn't hit another growth spurt over the next few years.
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: The Prowler on April 22, 2008, 09:51:49 PM: I think the guys name was Ashandarei....or something queer like that.

So.....Town Hall, does his shoe size excite you??? Hmmm??? :poke:
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 23, 2008, 02:39:09 PM: runswithjulioscockinmouth
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 23, 2008, 11:14:33 PM: Quote from: The Prowler on April 22, 2008, 09:51:49 PM
I think the guys name was Ashandarei....or something queer like that.

So.....Town Hall, does his shoe size excite you??? Hmmm??? :poke:

Well, yeah because it means he has a big penis.

What? You mean, you don't like watching football because of the big penises? :sneer:
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: The Prowler on April 23, 2008, 11:18:07 PM: Oh yeah....of course, that's the only reason why I like watching football. I thought that was a given. :)
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: Jumbo on April 24, 2008, 02:53:45 AM: Nothing like a bunch of dick talk, quit the talking and start sucking :rimshot:
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 24, 2008, 08:40:33 AM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on April 23, 2008, 02:39:09 PM
runswithjulioscockinmouth

Actually it was something like "runswithrock'sbitch"....
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: Thrilla on April 25, 2008, 01:21:09 PM: This thread has officially been gay-hijacked :fag:
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: Jumbo on April 26, 2008, 02:45:16 PM: Quote from: AuburnChopper1 on April 24, 2008, 08:40:33 AM
Actually it was something like "runswithrock'sbitch"....
You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: fred on April 27, 2008, 04:33:53 PM: He ain't no Julio, that's for sure.

The cow college ain't never gonna get a Recruiting Championship with these kind of nobody recruits!

RTR!
Title: Re: New Commitment
Post by: ssgaufan on April 27, 2008, 06:05:26 PM: Hey Fred, and the rest of you bammer posters, I was at Talledega today, and there sure were alot of toothless motherfuckers wearing those stupid ass "Got Recruits?" tshirts. It was sad, and funny at the same time. What a bunch of fucking loosers.