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Title: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: wesfau2 on May 24, 2011, 03:12:41 PM
per ITAT.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 03:14:02 PM
He committed to Illinois Technical Aviation Training?
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 03:14:47 PM
Welcome to a bad azz DB.  War Eagle.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: wesfau2 on May 24, 2011, 03:18:25 PM
Welcome to a bad azz DB.  War Eagle.

Stacking up on top of last years DB class.  If everyone sticks around we could be the new LSU at those positions.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: djsimp on May 24, 2011, 03:20:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFdx_YRqM4k&feature=related
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: wesfau2 on May 24, 2011, 03:26:21 PM
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Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 03:29:30 PM
(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn16/wesf9977/2hwh7wn.gif)

THIS^^^^ I only made it through half of that and had to get a paper towel.  After a cigarette, I'll finish the second half.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: wesfau2 on May 24, 2011, 03:30:14 PM
THIS^^^^ I only made it through half of that and had to get a paper towel.  After a cigarette, I'll finish the second half.

The one-handed grab at the goal line pushed me over the edge. 
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 03:31:22 PM
The one-handed grab at the goal line pushed me over the edge.

I LOVE the one handed grab
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: djsimp on May 24, 2011, 03:52:12 PM
This dude is seriously bad ass. I haven't looked to see what his up to date star ranking is and really I don't care. Dude has some serious skillz.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 24, 2011, 03:53:24 PM
I LOVE the one handed grab

I bet you do.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 03:58:13 PM
I bet you do.

Especially on a reach around....for the ball
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 24, 2011, 04:37:28 PM
I LOVE the one handed grab

One long deployments in the military: (grab handed one each).

Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: CCTAU on May 24, 2011, 04:43:37 PM
This kid might have better hands than any of our current receivers (sans Lutz) right now. He goes for the ball at all times. So the question is where will he be the most valuable?

WR
DB
PR

If he can return punts, then he might be the next most favorite player on the team next season.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: GH2001 on May 24, 2011, 04:44:28 PM
This commitment is only further proof that the hammer is coming down on the Barn soon.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 24, 2011, 04:46:44 PM
This commitment is only further proof that the hammer is coming down on the Barn soon.

I bet Ted Roof told him a lie that he was going to take a job with the CIA but decided to stay at Auburn. 
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: GH2001 on May 24, 2011, 04:52:29 PM
I bet Ted Roof told him a lie that he was going to take a job with the CIA but decided to stay at Auburn.

"Its all there people. You just got to put the pieces of the puzzle together Pawl. Cecil, Colonial Bank, Uncle Miltie, Jay Jacobs. The barn is about to get SMU'ed, mark my words. Tracy Rocker knew Write that down Pawl." - Real quote on the air by Shane from Centerpoint
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: The Prowler on May 24, 2011, 05:26:06 PM
Joshua Holsey CB (http://rivals.yahoo.com/auburn/football/recruiting/player-Joshua-Holsey-109645;_ylt=AtYKfJZg4115T77ewZrIDlY5rJB4) 5'10" 175lbs. 4.39 Fairburn, Ga. (6 Grillz)
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: jmar on May 24, 2011, 06:43:42 PM
Joshua Holsey CB (http://rivals.yahoo.com/auburn/football/recruiting/player-Joshua-Holsey-109645;_ylt=AtYKfJZg4115T77ewZrIDlY5rJB4) 5'10" 175lbs. 4.39 Fairburn, Ga. (6 Grillz)
He has outstanding hands and I'm guessing he didn't defend much because he was always the best player on the field.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 24, 2011, 07:22:49 PM
God damn. I would break it off in Hosley's mom...if that is her on the left of him. She is hawt...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsQ3O-s_DWY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsQ3O-s_DWY)
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: The Prowler on May 24, 2011, 07:26:59 PM
God damn. I would break it off in Hosley's mom...if that is her on the left of him. She is hawt...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsQ3O-s_DWY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsQ3O-s_DWY)
Yyyyup!!
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: djsimp on May 24, 2011, 09:17:37 PM
Thats one helluva offer list.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 24, 2011, 11:02:21 PM
When he put the hat on... the clean cut appearance, strong jaw, nice smile, well spoken words and obvious good raising - I got Cam flashbacks...

THIS guy got me moist - cannot wait to see him in another year... here's hoping he has a safe, successful senior season!
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: chinook on May 25, 2011, 12:44:31 AM
Especially on a reach around....for the ball

it appears you have a typo...sack isn't spelled ball.

we x 3 I agree the mom is totally fucking hot. 

Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: The Prowler on May 25, 2011, 07:15:36 AM
How 'bout when he grab the Georgia hat and Mama Holsey said, "you better put that back."
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Saniflush on May 25, 2011, 07:38:54 AM
1)  I can really still do without all this hat shit a lot of the kids do.

2)  Looks like a heck of a pickup.

3) Mom is totally smokin'!
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2011, 10:04:30 AM
1)  I can really still do without all this hat shit a lot of the kids do.

2)  Looks like a heck of a pickup.

3) Mom is totally smokin'!

She's too old for you.

Now me.........?  Oh yeah
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 25, 2011, 10:22:44 AM
1)  I can really still do without all this hat poop a lot of the kids do.

2)  Looks like a heck of a pickup.

3) Mom is totally smokin'!

This man knows what's up. 
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Saniflush on May 25, 2011, 10:30:18 AM
She's too old for you.

Now me.........?  Oh yeah

I'm down with that black panther.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: djsimp on May 25, 2011, 11:46:18 AM
I'm down with that black panther.

I'm black from the waist down.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2011, 11:55:56 AM
I'm black from the waist down.

I'm hung like a baby.

8 lbs. 6 oz.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: AWK on May 25, 2011, 12:03:53 PM
I'm hung like a baby.

8 lbs. 6 oz.
The correct answer is: My dick looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: djsimp on May 25, 2011, 12:04:54 PM
I'm hung like a baby.

8 lbs. 6 oz.

That aint no premature baby.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 25, 2011, 12:04:58 PM
The correct answer is: My dick looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.
I'll bet they call you tripod.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: djsimp on May 25, 2011, 12:05:43 PM
The correct answer is: My dick looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2011, 12:15:58 PM
I'll bet they call you tripod.

Okay, I have to admit to something.  I know what the comments will be so fire away.  Years ago, we had a group of us that played tennis at lunch.  We finish up and hit the locker room.  A friend of mine played with us for the first time and we're all in there talking manly talk...about the Bears...women in thongs...you know...manly stuff like that.  Anyway, this guy turns around and the first thing out of my mouth was..

DAMN TRIPOD!!!

Now, I ain't one to look at a man's junk....uuunnnless I been drinkin'.....and it's laaate...you know.  But when a guy turns around and the damn thing about slaps you in the chest..you gotta' comment.  I noticed from then on that his wife always seemed to be similin' like Bob's wife.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Saniflush on May 25, 2011, 12:18:24 PM
Okay, I have to admit to something.  I know what the comments will be so fire away.  Years ago, we had a group of us that played tennis at lunch.  We finish up and hit the locker room.  A friend of mine played with us for the first time and we're all in there talking manly talk...about the Bears...women in thongs...you know...manly stuff like that.  Anyway, this guy turns around and the first thing out of my mouth was..

DAMN TRIPOD!!!

Now, I ain't one to look at a man's junk....uuunnnless I been drinkin'.....and it's laaate...you know.  But when a guy turns around and the damn thing about slaps you in the chest..you gotta' comment.  I noticed from then on that his wife always seemed to be similin' like Bob's wife.
People who didn't play sports never understand this.  Just like two guys sitting two feet apart, both taking a shit. 
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: JR4AU on May 25, 2011, 12:37:24 PM
This thread went to shit, but yeah...kid has mad skillz...is a CB at 5-9 171, and mom needs some lovin' from me!  My dick works fine...never fails to satisfy....it gets a nut every time.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2011, 01:05:18 PM
People who didn't play sports never understand this.  Just like two guys sitting two feet apart, both taking a shit.

In high school, the basketball team (starters) my sophomore year consisted of a 4 guys all 5'10" (including Charlie Trottman) and 6'4" center, Jerry Davis.  Amazing anyone ever recalled his name because he was just known as "Dick".   
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: JR4AU on May 25, 2011, 01:23:29 PM
People who didn't play sports never understand this.  Just like two guys sitting two feet apart, both taking a shit.

When I was in the Nasty Guard, we were on Summer Camp.  I was in ROTC, so I got officers billet.  We had this Captain...Infantry...had huge ears...Tubs would have looked normal next to this guy.  And they stuck straight out.  I walked in the shower at the end of the hall, and he's standing there drying off and talking to a couple of other officers...and he turns around and that thing is banging on his knee caps.  I didn't comment, of course, but told my roommate that the Captain's ears were radar for the cannon he was sporting. 

And nothing worse, IMO, than having to take a dump with your buddies like this, or in the old wooden ones out on the ranges.

(http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/tlp702552.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=B5384F3B2A5A98420D292F604CC92EEA23F6FAC9D53C620FAE2B54F4A420CE84F06BF04B24B4128C)
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Saniflush on May 25, 2011, 01:27:00 PM

And nothing worse, IMO, than having to take a dump with your buddies like this, or in the old wooden ones out on the ranges.

(http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/tlp702552.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=B5384F3B2A5A98420D292F604CC92EEA23F6FAC9D53C620FAE2B54F4A420CE84F06BF04B24B4128C)


I never really thought about it.  Just the way it was.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 25, 2011, 01:27:21 PM
In high school, the basketball team (starters) my sophomore year consisted of a 4 guys all 5'10" (including Charlie Trottman) and 6'4" center, Jerry Davis.  Amazing anyone ever recalled his name because he was just known as "Dick".

It what my sister tells me is true-she failed him while she was a grad asst at Auburn-Caused some problems for him while he was playing. 
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: JR4AU on May 25, 2011, 01:35:42 PM

I never really thought about it.  Just the way it was.

Taking a dump is "me time".  I like my space and privacy to enjoy it.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Saniflush on May 25, 2011, 01:38:18 PM
Taking a dump is "me time".  I like my space and privacy to enjoy it.

Taking a dump in the Corps takes time away from killing and screwing whores.

Can't lose time on those fronts.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 25, 2011, 01:45:50 PM
Taking a dump is "me time".  I like my space and privacy to enjoy it.

My dog thinks that when I take a dump its his time. Cause he knows I ain't going no where for a while.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 25, 2011, 01:51:55 PM
I'm black from the waist down.

Can you jump real high?  Can you do the running man but your arms flail about aimlessly?  I don't understand.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2011, 01:55:53 PM
It what my sister tells me is true-she failed him while she was a grad asst at Auburn-Caused some problems for him while he was playing.

Back in those days, you didn't fail the starting QB.  Someone would make that shit go away.  Seriously, I can't speak specifically to his grades because he never had me sign his report card.  I knew him pretty well in HS and college and he was Mr. All American, good guy, most popular etc.  Had the hot ass girlfriend who was Ms. Everything every woman wants to be and every man wants to eat.  Cindy Murphy....aahhh Cindy Murphy.

Still think he was the best color man we ever had.  (Mainly because I could walk up to him at the pregame booth outside the stadium and act like a big shot in front of my friends.  Yep...me and CT....we go way back) 
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: djsimp on May 25, 2011, 02:00:09 PM
Can you jump real high?  Can you do the running man but your arms flail about aimlessly?  I don't understand.

(http://www.concordfoods.com/Portals/61918/images//Chocolate_Banana_Pop_Kit.jpg)
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 25, 2011, 02:09:40 PM
(http://www.concordfoods.com/Portals/61918/images//Chocolate_Banana_Pop_Kit.jpg)
You saying you like to go ATM?
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: djsimp on May 25, 2011, 02:28:41 PM
You saying you like to go ATM?

No tossed salads for me.

What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: AWK on May 25, 2011, 06:40:37 PM
Back in those days, you didn't fail the starting QB.  Someone would make that shit go away.  Seriously, I can't speak specifically to his grades because he never had me sign his report card.  I knew him pretty well in HS and college and he was Mr. All American, good guy, most popular etc.  Had the hot ass girlfriend who was Ms. Everything every woman wants to be and every man wants to eat.  Cindy Murphy....aahhh Cindy Murphy.

Still think he was the best color man we ever had.  (Mainly because I could walk up to him at the pregame booth outside the stadium and act like a big shot in front of my friends.  Yep...me and CT....we go way back)
What happened to ole dick as the color man?
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 26, 2011, 02:35:57 PM
Back in those days, you didn't fail the starting QB.  Someone would make that shit go away.  Seriously, I can't speak specifically to his grades because he never had me sign his report card.  I knew him pretty well in HS and college and he was Mr. All American, good guy, most popular etc.  Had the hot ass girlfriend who was Ms. Everything every woman wants to be and every man wants to eat.  Cindy Murphy....aahhh Cindy Murphy.

Still think he was the best color man we ever had.  (Mainly because I could walk up to him at the pregame booth outside the stadium and act like a big shot in front of my friends.  Yep...me and CT....we go way back)

I have requested more info from her on this.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Saniflush on May 26, 2011, 02:37:13 PM
I have requested more info from her on this.

Is she hot?
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 26, 2011, 02:40:24 PM
Is she hot?

If she is does he have pics?
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 26, 2011, 02:59:22 PM
Is she hot?

She's my sister, so I'll say no.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 26, 2011, 03:03:00 PM
If she is does he have pics?

Since I said no, I don't. (or do I?)

Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 26, 2011, 03:05:00 PM
Since I said no, I don't. (or do I?)
You're a cheeky little monkey, aren't you?
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 26, 2011, 03:09:09 PM
You're a cheeky little monkey, aren't you?

 :badger: :taz: :monkey: :monkey: :pee:
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 26, 2011, 03:12:13 PM
Is she hot?

Also she has a fucking brady brunch-Current marriage-She brought 3 kids into it-Husband brought 2 in.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: wesfau2 on May 26, 2011, 03:18:40 PM
Also she has a fucking brady brunch-Current marriage-

Carol and Alice three-way over bloody marys and cantaloupe?
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 26, 2011, 03:19:36 PM
Also she has a effing brady brunch-Current marriage

The dad is played by a gay actor?
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 26, 2011, 03:32:25 PM
The dad is played by a gay actor?

Well, the current fucker does cook alot,   hmmmmm?   

He's an Aggie also. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: Saniflush on May 26, 2011, 03:41:47 PM
Well, the current fucker does cook alot,   hmmmmm?   

He's an Aggie also. :facepalm:

So he doesn't even know how to build a fire.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: wesfau2 on May 26, 2011, 03:47:58 PM
Well, the current fucker does cook alot,   hmmmmm?   

Nothing gay about cooking a fine meal for yourself.

Quote
He's an Aggie also. :facepalm:

That, however, is proof positive.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 26, 2011, 03:51:32 PM
So he doesn't even know how to build a fire.

I think he would think of it as decreasing the student population.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 27, 2011, 09:22:24 AM

That, however, is proof positive.

I thought that just proved bestiality, not necessarily homosexuality.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: JR4AU on May 27, 2011, 08:02:46 PM
Nothing gay about cooking a fine meal for yourself.

Unless you're gay.
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: GH2001 on May 28, 2011, 08:59:14 AM
Well, the current fucker does cook alot,   hmmmmm?   

He's an Aggie also. :facepalm:

I thought Austin is where all teh gheyz were?
Title: Re: Josh Holsey Commits
Post by: jmar on May 29, 2011, 08:34:04 AM
http://neighbornewspapers.com/stories/Creekside-boys-relay-team-wins-gold,171510?content_source=&category_id=&search_filter=&event_mode=&event_ts_from=&list_type=&order_by=&order_sort=&content_class=&sub_type=stories&town_id=&page=

I like him as a receiver first because he wins every battle...but then at 5'10 his prospects are probably better as a DB.
9 picks last season and vids show a willingness to get to the ball and deliver a sure tackle.
Track coach claims he is a legit 10.8 for those that skip the posted article.