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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Tarheel on October 03, 2007, 04:55:59 PM
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Thought you military folk might appreciate this:
Marine Corps Rules:
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won’t work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a ‘4.’
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect your flank.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.
Special Forces Rules:
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust your speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.
Army Rangers Rules:
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack, while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from Higher-ups, to perform the killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
US Army Rules:
1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly some more.
5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.
Air Force Rules:
1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what’s on HBO.
4. Ask ‘What is a gunfight?’
5. Request more funding from Congress, with a ‘killer’ Power Point presentation.
6. Wine & dine ‘key’ Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets ‘strategic’ and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee time.
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have a tax exemption.
Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines
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Goddamn, that's good fuckin' shit right there!!
Rule #7 for the Army: There is no such thing as "NCO business." Your business IS my business.
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Quit butting in on your sergeants business. Let them do their job. The last thing they need is an officer coming in and fucking everything up in the enlisted world.
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Quit butting in on your sergeants business. Let them do their job. The last thing they need is an officer coming in and fucking everything up in the enlisted world.
We really need a smiley on this thing that casts a simple fishing line and reels in a whale...
C'mon, Glenn. You know me better than that. But I won't walk by a defeciency just for the sake of "NCO business." That's where I draw the line. If we ever meet remind me to tell you about my little run in with the sergeant major of a sister squadron and the regimental squadron major back in April. I'd like to get your opinion of the whole matter. ;)
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I was fucking with you, man. C'mon, hug it up!
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Hey Sammy,
Here are a couple of avatar ideas for you...
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Hey Sammy,
Here are a couple of avatar ideas for you...
Great ideas Garman, matzeltof! I will consider using them after I finish horse-whipping my mixed race child and listening to the cantor read from the Talmud this evening.