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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on March 20, 2011, 11:47:07 AM
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It must be the culture down there. Are they running an outlaw program? They have to cheat and cut corners to win.
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/03/alabama_safety_mark_barron_arr.html
TUSCALOOSA -- Alabama senior safety Mark Barron was arrested in Mobile for hindering prosecution, a second degree misdemeanor charge, according to the Mobile County Sheriff's Office website.
And he's wearing bama gear in his mugshot.
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But "they are doing it the right way" I thought?
:taunt:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VME70ruqGAE/SqFBVWQjXII/AAAAAAAAAKI/uSis07xXY2g/s320/nick-saban-zoom-freak-out-240.jpg)
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But "they are doing it the right way" I thought?
:taunt:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VME70ruqGAE/SqFBVWQjXII/AAAAAAAAAKI/uSis07xXY2g/s320/nick-saban-zoom-freak-out-240.jpg)
I have alerted Barber's Dairy so they can make sure they increase their ice cream production.
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This arrest puts the Bryant-Denny block at full capacity. 4th row second from the right.
http://www.gotbustedmobile.com/ (http://www.gotbustedmobile.com/)
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This arrest puts the Bryant-Denny block at full capacity. 4th row second from the right.
http://www.gotbustedmobile.com/ (http://www.gotbustedmobile.com/)
You're late. See "Rogue Program Alert..." Below.
Of course it was beaten by Homer, but Homer deleted his thread.
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Good scoop, Doug. Can a mod merge my thread with the other or delete it?
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Doesn't count. He was injured in the Iron Bowl. Auburn cheated and had future criminals on the sideline. They'll use the "Chizik made me do it defense" and it will be all good.
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Section 13A-10-44
Hindering prosecution in the second degree.
(a) A person commits the crime of hindering prosecution in the second degree if with the intent to hinder the apprehension, prosecution, conviction or punishment of another for conduct constituting a Class C felony or a Class A misdemeanor, he renders criminal assistance to such person.
(b) Hindering prosecution in the second degree is a Class A misdemeanor.
(Acts 1977, No. 607, p. 812, §4637; Acts 1979, No. 79-471, p. 862, §1.)
Be interesting to see the facts come out here too.
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Be interesting to see the facts come out here too.
As if we'll ever know. It'll be handled "inside" the program I'm sure. Besides if I see one more picture of Auburn players throwing gang signs, I'm gonna puke.
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I wonder who he was protecting.
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This is another reason not to give rival fans shit about players being arrested. It's only a matter of time. I gave it a month before an Alabama player was arrested.
Thanks, Mark Barron.
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This is another reason not to give rival fans poop about players being arrested. It's only a matter of time. I gave it a month before an Alabama player was arrested.
Thanks, Mark Barron.
obile police arrested Barron this morning at a home on Butts Street and charged him with hindering prosecution, which is a second-degree misdemeanor. Police tell News 5 Barron lied to police in an attempt to cover for his cousin who left the scene of an accident.
Someone called 911 about 5:00 a.m. to report an abandoned vehicle on I-10 at Michigan Avenue. When the officer arrived, Barron was with the car, which had hit the retaining wall. Barron told police a man he only knew as "Bull" had taken his car from Shotgun Willies, a night club in the 4100 block of Government Blvd. But during the investigation, police learned Barron's cousin, Jamal Lang, is actually the one who was driving the car at the time of the crash. Lang will be issued a citation for leaving the scene of an accident.
Barron was booked into Mobile Metro Jail around 7:30 a.m. He was released about 45 minutes later on a $500 surety bond.
Not quite the same as armed robbery.
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Potato Soup with Shrimp
Ingredients
* 1/2 stick butter
* 1 small onion, diced
* 2 medium carrots, diced about the same size as the onion
* 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
* 8 medium russet potatoes, peeled and cubed
* 4 cups milk, whole, reduced fat (2 percent) or low fat (1 percent)
* 2 chicken bouillon cubes, dissolved in 1/2 cup hot milk
* 1 cup half-and-half
* 1 teaspoon salt
* 1/4 teaspoon pepper
* 2 cups salted water
* 1 pound medium shrimp
* Crumbled bacon bits, for garnish
* Grated sharp Cheddar, for garnish
* Dill sprigs, optional garnish
Directions
In a 4-quart saucepan, melt the butter and saute the onion and carrots until both are slightly tender, about 5 minutes. Whisk in the flour and cook for 1 minute. Add the potatoes, milk, and dissolved bouillon cubes. Cook over medium heat for 15 minutes, until the potatoes are very soft and some of them have begun to dissolve into mush. Add the half-and-half, salt, and pepper.
In a small saucepan, bring 2 cups lightly salted water to a boil. Add the shrimp all at once and stir well. Watch the shrimp closely; as soon as they all turn pink, about 2 to 3 minutes, turn off the heat and drain. The shrimp should be slightly undercooked. When they are cool, peel them, and chop roughly into big chunks. Add the shrimp to the soup and stir well. Serve soup sprinkled with bacon bits and grated cheese. Garnish with dill sprigs, if desired.
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Instant Mashed Potatoes
Boil the water
Open the packet
Stir occasionally
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Potato Soup with Shrimp
Ingredients
* 1/2 stick butter
* 1 small onion, diced
* 2 medium carrots, diced about the same size as the onion
* 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
* 8 medium russet potatoes, peeled and cubed
* 4 cups milk, whole, reduced fat (2 percent) or low fat (1 percent)
* 2 chicken bouillon cubes, dissolved in 1/2 cup hot milk
* 1 cup half-and-half
* 1 teaspoon salt
* 1/4 teaspoon pepper
* 2 cups salted water
* 1 pound medium shrimp
* Crumbled bacon bits, for garnish
* Grated sharp Cheddar, for garnish
* Dill sprigs, optional garnish
Directions
In a 4-quart saucepan, melt the butter and saute the onion and carrots until both are slightly tender, about 5 minutes. Whisk in the flour and cook for 1 minute. Add the potatoes, milk, and dissolved bouillon cubes. Cook over medium heat for 15 minutes, until the potatoes are very soft and some of them have begun to dissolve into mush. Add the half-and-half, salt, and pepper.
In a small saucepan, bring 2 cups lightly salted water to a boil. Add the shrimp all at once and stir well. Watch the shrimp closely; as soon as they all turn pink, about 2 to 3 minutes, turn off the heat and drain. The shrimp should be slightly undercooked. When they are cool, peel them, and chop roughly into big chunks. Add the shrimp to the soup and stir well. Serve soup sprinkled with bacon bits and grated cheese. Garnish with dill sprigs, if desired.
Looks like something Lee Ziemba would eat...Homer thanks for the PM! #winning
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Looks like something Lee Ziemba would eat...Homer thanks for the PM! #winning
You're welcome. I apologize for my salty language. But I do wish you'd crawl back to Eutaw.
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You're welcome. I apologize for my salty language. But I do wish you'd crawl back to Eutaw.
Why would you apologize to that sack of shit?
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Oh but I do so love the title of this one!
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obile police arrested Barron this morning at a home on Butts Street and charged him with hindering prosecution, which is a second-degree misdemeanor. Police tell News 5 Barron lied to police in an attempt to cover for his cousin who left the scene of an accident.
Someone called 911 about 5:00 a.m. to report an abandoned vehicle on I-10 at Michigan Avenue. When the officer arrived, Barron was with the car, which had hit the retaining wall. Barron told police a man he only knew as "Bull" had taken his car from Shotgun Willies, a night club in the 4100 block of Government Blvd. But during the investigation, police learned Barron's cousin, Jamal Lang, is actually the one who was driving the car at the time of the crash. Lang will be issued a citation for leaving the scene of an accident.
Barron was booked into Mobile Metro Jail around 7:30 a.m. He was released about 45 minutes later on a $500 surety bond.
Not quite the same as armed robbery.
Horseshit. Clearly as pointed out against Chizik, any stupid and idiotic decision made by these kids are immediately attributable to the head coach. By everyone's logic and based on Bama's recent arrests and shenanigans over the last few years, clearly Saban is running nothing short of The Rock in West Vance.
Surely he should have seen the signs. Right?
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I wonder what the make of the vehicle was. Surely it wasn't a Dodger Charger...
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I wonder what the make of the vehicle was. Surely it wasn't a Dodger Charger...
You would be correct, paid for by the REC.
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You would be correct, paid for by the REC.
This message is paid for by Frank Crittenden.
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This message is paid for by Frank Crittenden.
Who the fuck is Frank Crittenden?
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Who the fuck is Frank Crittenden?
aka War Aubie, a Bleacherreport bammer fucktard that started the whole Red Dog Operation bullshit. I seen some mention of this from the bammers here lately as though it all came from Auburn. Just another example of cousin grinders without a clue.
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Chrysler 300.
That's a $35,000 car brand new. Four year old car would run close to $20.
Amazing how many Bama players drive Dodge/Chrysler products.
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Chrysler 300.
That's a $35,000 car brand new. Four year old car would run close to $20.
Amazing how many Bama players drive Dodge/Chrysler products.
Oh...nice. I'm sure he could afford that with what the REC pays him.
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Chrysler 300.
That's a $35,000 car brand new. Four year old car would run close to $20.
Amazing how many Bama players drive Dodge/Chrysler products.
I'm sure that's stock equipment. I'm sure there's no stereo upgrades or anything. Right?
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I'm sure that's stock equipment. I'm sure there's no stereo upgrades or anything. Right?
Definitely no Chrome 22" Rims.
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The blatant racism is more than I can abide.
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The blatant racism is more than I can abide.
Also, I'm sure there isn't a crown air freshner in the car either...
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Covering for his cousin? Given his choice of schools, shouldn't that have read cousin/girlfriend/baby's momma?
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Also, I'm sure there isn't a crown air freshner in the car either...
Still working on the seat covers though.
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The blatant racism is more than I can abide.
I have an upgraded stereo system in my car. What are you saying? You calling me a derogatory term!?!?!?!?!??!!?
I'll break off a pitching wedge in here mofo!
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I have an upgraded stereo system in my car. What are you saying? You calling me a derogatory term!?!?!?!?!??!!?
I'll break off a pitching wedge in here mofo!
Left handed pitching wedge?
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Left handed pitching wedge?
Foot wedge
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I have an upgraded stereo system in my car. What are you saying? You calling me a derogatory term!?!?!?!?!??!!?
I'll break off a pitching wedge in here mofo!
It's cool for you, because you are a white male. But let a young black male own a 20k vehicle? Something illegal must be going on.
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It's cool for you, because you are a white male. But let a young black male own a 20k vehicle? Something illegal must be going on.
Why is it always about money and color with you people?
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Why is it always about money and color with you people?
What do you mean, "you people"?
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It's cool for you, because you are a white male. But let a young black male own a 20k vehicle? Something illegal must be going on.
I didn't own a 20k chrome rimmed ride when I was in college. I had a car that ran most of the time, that I tried to park on a downhill grade in case I needed to pop the clutch and that I used when it didn't have a damn boot on it from being illegally parked.
I didn't drive a 20k car when I went back to school after I was married and making up for the stupidity of youth.
So yeah. it looks funny to me. It looks funny to me when apparently EVERY bama player drives either a Chrysler or Dodge or has a relatively new Yukon, Escalade or other large SUV. Gas for those has to cost $300-$400 a month.
So yeah.
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I didn't own a 20k chrome rimmed ride when I was in college. I had a car that ran most of the time, that I tried to park on a downhill grade in case I needed to pop the clutch and that I used when it didn't have a damn boot on it from being illegally parked.
I didn't drive a 20k car when I went back to school after I was married and making up for the stupidity of youth.
So yeah. it looks funny to me. It looks funny to me when apparently EVERY bama player drives either a Chrysler or Dodge or has a relatively new Yukon, Escalade or other large SUV. Gas for those has to cost $300-$400 a month.
So yeah.
Greg McElroy drives around in a 60k Range Rover and wears a smoking jacket.
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Greg McElroy drives around in a 60k Range Rover and wears a smoking jacket.
and a head bandage.
Too soon?
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Greg McElroy drives around in a 60k Range Rover and wears a smoking jacket.
My parents were teachers. His aren't.
There are always exceptions. The exception at Bama seems to be the guy driving a "get by" car.
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As long as the "get by" car isn't used as the "get a way" car, things should be fine.
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As long as the "get by" car isn't used as the "get a way" car, things should be fine.
Wait....I think...did you just.....oh yeah....I see what you did there.
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As long as the "get by" car isn't used as the "get a way" car, things should be fine.
A way for what? Oh wait...
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As long as the "get by" car isn't used as the "get a way" car, things should be fine.
It's okay, a get away car is never necessary when at Alabama. We all know most have left the scene in this type of car before even getting to the get away car... Shoot, they've even been so kind as to replace windshields in some of them.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3641/3554727645_4bab998e24_z.jpg)
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A way for what? Oh wait...
I think he's talking about an El Camino.
Wait for it...
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A way for what? Oh wait...
Get a way to get him to go to school there.
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It's okay, a get away car is never necessary when at Alabama. We all know most have left the scene in this type of car before even getting to the get away car... Shoot, they've even been so kind as to replace windshields in some of them.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3641/3554727645_4bab998e24_z.jpg)
Our criminals are better than your criminals.
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Our criminals are better than your criminals.
Odds are 8 to 3 that you're wrong. I'm 27-28% sure of it.
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It's okay, a get away car is never necessary when at Alabama. We all know most have left the scene in this type of car before even getting to the get away car... Shoot, they've even been so kind as to replace windshields in some of them.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3641/3554727645_4bab998e24_z.jpg)
I call bullshit.
Cop cars in Tuscaloosa look like this (Seriously, this is not a photoshop, this is a picture I took myself with my digital camera).
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Chizad-Lappy/T-townPolice.jpg)
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Wel, you have to have the ability to go undercover.
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I call bullshit.
Cop cars in Tuscaloosa look like this (Seriously, this is not a photoshop, this is a picture I took myself with my digital camera).
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Chizad-Lappy/T-townPolice.jpg)
I actually know who used to drive the cop truck. Can't remember his name. Greg K... something.
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Didn't Prowler have a pic like this in his avatar years ago? Might have been at Ghey Nation.
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Didn't Prowler have a pic like this in his avatar years ago? Might have been at Ghey Nation.
It was in fact teh ghey nation.
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VROOOOOOMMMMMM.......
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3070/3074605989_a856d9eafb.jpg?v=0)
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Didn't Prowler have a pic like this in his avatar years ago? Might have been at Ghey Nation.
It was probably me.
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From another board:
1. 7-17-07 Alabama player Brandon Deaderick charged with criminal
mischief, resisting arrest and giving police a false name.
2. 7-17-07 Alabama football player Brandon Fanney, 21, was brought to
the Tuscaloosa County Jail and charged with disorderly conduct.
3. 7-17-07 Alabama player Roy Upchurch was also arrested in front of
“The Legacy,†a bar along the Strip.
4. (10-21-07) Alabama football player Antoine Caldwell charged with
improprieties in the way athletes received textbooks. 6-12-09 The NCAA
placed Alabama's football program and 15 other of the school's
athletic teams on three years' probation for major violations due to
misuse of free textbooks, stripping the Crimson Tide of 21 football
wins over a three-year period.
5. (10-21-07) Alabama football player Glen Coffee charged with major
violations of its textbook disbursement policy.
3-6-09 The NCAA letter, dated May 19, 2008, said the allegations
against Alabama were potentially major violations, including allowing
athletes to improperly receive textbooks and other supplies, failure
to monitor textbook distribution and to provide adequate education on
the rules to athletes and employees at the university bookstore.
6-12-09 The NCAA placed Alabama's football program and 15 other of the
school's athletic teams on three years' probation for major violations
due to misuse of free textbooks, stripping the Crimson Tide of 21
football wins over a three-year period.
10-3-09 NCAA calls Alabama “a school with extensive recent history of
infractions cases unmatched by any other member institution in the
NCAA,"
5. (10-21-07) Alabama football player Glen Coffee charged with major
violations of its textbook disbursement policy.
3-6-09 The NCAA letter, dated May 19, 2008, said the allegations
against Alabama were potentially major violations, including allowing
athletes to improperly receive textbooks and other supplies, failure
to monitor textbook distribution and to provide adequate education on
the rules to athletes and employees at the university bookstore.
6-12-09 The NCAA placed Alabama's football program and 15 other of the
school's athletic teams on three years' probation for major violations
due to misuse of free textbooks, stripping the Crimson Tide of 21
football wins over a three-year period.
10-3-09 NCAA calls Alabama “a school with extensive recent history of
infractions cases unmatched by any other member institution in the
NCAA,"
11. (2-23-08) Alabama safety Rashad Johnson was charged with
disorderly conduct for allegedly knocking a security guard down at an
off-campus bar.
10. 2008 bammer players problems continues 2-18-08 University of
Alabama football player Jeremy Elder, was arrested Sunday on two
counts on first-degree robbery, Elder point a gun at two Alabama
students in the incident that led to his arrest, police said.
Elder, a freshman from College Park, Ga., is being held in the
Tuscaloosa County Sheriff's Department jail on $120,000 bond.
UA police shed more light on the incident in an advisory posted on its
Web site. UA spokeswoman Cathy Andreen confirmed that Elder was the
suspect arrested in the case.
Two male UA students reported they were approached by an unknown male
in a parking lot about 11 p.m. Saturday night. The male presented a
gun and took cash from one of the students. There were no injuries.
On Sunday, UA police investigators arrested Elder.
Alabama coach Nick Saban has not commented on Elder's arrest.
TO BE CONTINUED @ 4:30CT: Another bammer player arrested just 5 days later.
12. (2-26-08) Alabama linebacker Prince Hall has been suspended from
the football team indefinitely, by sabear today.
13. (6-4-08) Alabama linebacker Jimmy Johns has been arrested charged
with selling cocaine and possessing ecstasy pills on campus.
Alabama linebacker Jimmy Johns was arrested on felony drug charges
Tuesday and kicked off the team, the latest in a string of
off-the-field problems for coach Nick Saban's squad.
Johns, who moved to defense for his senior year after playing running
back and receiver in 2007, was "pretty wide open" selling cocaine to
students on and around the University of Alabama campus but tried to
hide what he was doing from teammates, police said.
"He didn't want them to know he was involved in it," said Capt. Jeff
Snyder of the West Alabama Narcotics Task Force.
Records did not indicate whether Johns had hired a lawyer. He was held
at the metro jail with bond set at $120,000.
Saban dismissed Johns from the team almost immediately.
"This type of behavior obviously will not be tolerated and he is no
longer a part of our program," he said in a brief statement.
Alabama players have been involved in a series of arrests and
off-the-field suspensions, with Saban acknowledging the need for
better discipline and judgment earlier this year after two players
were arrested within days of each other.
"I've said enough is enough and we're trying to fix it," Saban said in February.
About two months later, Snyder said, police began getting tips that
Johns was involved in drug sales. Alabama was conducting spring
football practice around the same time.
Undercover officers purchased cocaine from Johns five times in the
last 1½ weeks, Snyder said, and they arrested him at a gas station
near his off-campus apartment, where he lived alone.
Authorities who searched the apartment found about 10 grams of cocaine
and ecstasy pills. Johns was charged with distributing cocaine and
possessing the pills, Snyder said.
Snyder said Johns didn't use his status as a football player to
solicit business, but being a member of the Crimson Tide didn't hurt,
either.
"He was popular. A lot of people knew him," he said.
Snyder said officers purchased drugs twice from Johns at the player's
apartment, once near campus and twice at the university. He declined
comment on whether officers obtained drugs in the Alabama football
complex. But he said there was no indication other players were
involved.
14.(12-28-08) Alabama tackle Andre Smith has been suspended for
improper dealings with an agent.
Sources told ESPN.com that Smith's suspension was related to improper
dealings with an agent. Saban's statement on the matter said only that
it was due to violation of team rules and policies.
15.(12-28-08) Alabama tackle Andre Smith has been suspended for
improper dealings with an agent.
Sources told ESPN.com that Smith's suspension was related to improper
dealings with an agent. Saban's statement on the matter said only that
it was due to violation of team rules and policies.
2009.....16. (2-20-09) Alabama appears before NCAA Committee on Infraction.
17. 3-6-09 the cheatin'lying' bammers keep NCAA letter hidden for 8
months 3-6-09 The NCAA letter, dated May 19, 2008, said the
allegations against Alabama were potentially major violations,
including allowing athletes to improperly receive textbooks and other
supplies, failure to monitor textbook distribution and to provide
adequate education on the rules to athletes and employees at the
university bookstore.
18. free fish, free boating for more high profile bammer players
Spring ’09: Alabama players Julio Jones & Mark Ingram the
student-athlete received free food lodging, transportation and
entertainment from an male friend.
In less than 5 months two of Alabama's big name recruits and players
(Andre Smith & Julio Jones) have broken NCAA rules.
You can beat if there's a NCAA rule to be broke, a bammers is somewhere near by.
19. (6-12-09) The NCAA placed Alabama's football program and 15 other
of the school's athletic teams on three years' probation for major
violations due to misuse of free textbooks, stripping the Crimson Tide
of 21 football wins over a three-year period.
20. (6-13-09) Two former bama players Zach Schreiber and Jeffrey Dukes
both previously unnamed players called †intentional wrongdoers," in
the cash for textbook case are revealed.
There are now 7 bama football players involved in bama's unique cash
for textbook system.
21. (8-20-09) Alabama linebacker Courtney Upshaw arrested and charged
with domestic violence/harrassment.
22. (9-2-09) FREE LAPTOP: Alabama LB Jerrell Harris receives laptop
computer (a impermissible benefit for another bammer player Mark
Ingram Julio Jones and now Jerrell Harris) Harris was not able to
produce a receipt for the laptop.
23. (10-3-09) NCAA "calls out" bammer football
culture NCAA calls out bammer describes them as having an * "abysmal"
history of infractions.
* “a school with extensive recent history of
infractions cases unmatched by any other member institution in the
NCAA."
24. Mark Barron getting arrested for lying to police.
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Damn
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Come on out from under that rock, Chad. None of those count, mainly because Bobby Lowder and Milton McGregor were behind every damn one of those incidents.
Oh, and Cam Newton knew all about them too.
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That was too long a read. What was it about? Cliff notes please.
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Oh, and Cam Newton knew all about them too.
Knew? He was there.
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Knew? He was there.
I heard him breathing on teh tapes.
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I heard him breathing on teh tapes.
You have tapes?
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You have tapes?
Yep...and I am going to WJOX with them as soon as Bob Louder will send them to me.
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You have tapes?
I have some. I keep it in my van.
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You have tapes?
The NtY foundation won't let anyone play 'em. 1st amendment hating sonsofbitches.
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The NtY foundation won't let anyone play 'em. 1st amendment hating sonsofbitches.
It's a fucking cult, I tell ya.
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The NtY foundation won't let anyone play 'em. 1st amendment hating sonsofbitches.
Nice hustle my lady.
I have some. I keep it in my van.
Does your van look like this?
(http://www.jokespalace.com/wp-content/uploads/free-candy.jpg)
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Nice hustle my lady.
Does your van look like this?
(http://www.jokespalace.com/wp-content/uploads/free-candy.jpg)
It's white with black lettering. White stays cooler in the Summertime.
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That was too long a read. What was it about? Cliff notes please.
A lot of Bama players have been framed over the years.
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It's white with black lettering. White stays cooler in the Summertime.
I'm disappointed it doesn't look like this.
(http://www.classictvcars.com/pics/van-2.jpg)
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I'm disappointed it doesn't look like this.
(http://www.classictvcars.com/pics/van-2.jpg)
Just remember if the van is a'rockin
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The red x van is too obvious for the children
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The red x van is too obvious for the children
Motherfucker, you own the company how about getting yourself some unfiltered interweb?
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White stays cooler in the Summertime.
Yes, because black absorbs the heat.
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The NtY foundation won't let anyone play 'em. 1st amendment hating sonsofbitches.
Wait I thought NtY Foundation opposed the 3rd amendment
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Motherfucker, you own the company how about getting yourself some unfiltered interweb?
#winning :newmonitor:
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Motherfucker, you own the company how about getting yourself some unfiltered interweb?
Nice manners babe.
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Wait I thought NtY Foundation opposed the 3rd amendment
Actually.....
(http://coobs.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/family-guy-bear-arms.jpg)
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Nice manners babe.
Fred, she's gotten her boobies.
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Fred, she's gotten her boobies.
At least you don't have to sleep under some guy named after a duck's dork
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Oto-mo-biiile?
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Dong.....would YOU like to go to the dance with Samantha?
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Buried news item...
http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/article/20110322/SPORTS0401/103220323/Alabama-notebook-Barron-takes-part-practice?odyssey=mod
Green out again: Safety Robby Green, due to return this season after a one-year NCAA suspension, is out with an Alabama suspension.
Green was suspended "for violation of team rules and policies," Saban said, "right now."
"We'll see where that takes us down the road," Saban said.
Green missed all of last season due to an NCAA suspension for undisclosed reasons.
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Dong.....would YOU like to go to the dance with Samantha?
He's seven sheets to the wind.
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I bet the boys they chase you round prenty
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Now I have someplace to rest head.
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Sofa city sweetheart.
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Now I have someplace to rest head.
Oh, sexy girlfriend!!!
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Oh, sexy girlfriend!!!
Married?
Mahdeed
Married?
Yes, Mahdeed
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Married?
Mahdeed
Married?
Yes, Mahdeed
To greasy bo-hunk.
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Really 2 pages of Sixteen Candles quotes...really! It's like I don't even know who y'all are anymore.
:facepalm:
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Really 2 pages of Sixteen Candles quotes...really! It's like I don't even know who y'all are anymore.
:facepalm:
Did someone forget your birthday?
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Really 2 pages of Sixteen Candles quotes...really! It's like I don't even know who y'all are anymore.
:facepalm:
Now I know why none of those quotes rung a bell with me. Bunch of old bastards.
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Really 2 pages of Sixteen Candles quotes...really! It's like I don't even know who y'all are anymore.
:facepalm:
Fuck you. John Hughes was a motherfuckin genius.
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Now I know why none of those quotes rung a bell with me. Bunch of old bastards.
Yes...yes they are.
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(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-31/1238492183840.jpg)
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(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-31/1238492183840.jpg)
Holy shit. You are gay for finding this pic.
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You know how I know you're gay?
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Holy shit. You are gay for finding this pic.
You're a /bfag for not knowing.
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You're a /bfag for not knowing.
How about a hug for the ol' ALFer.
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I didn't realize ALF was so tall
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Fuck you. John Hughes was a motherfuckin genius.
He's a smooth pimp who loves da pussy.
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Mark Baron was at Spring Practice yesterday. Didn't miss a beat.
http://blog.al.com/live/2011/03/barrons_cousin_jailed_on_charg.html
Mark Barron's cousin jailed on charges unrelated to wreck that lead to safety's arrest
MOBILE, Alabama -- The cousin of Alabama football player Mark Barron was held without bail today in Mobile County Metro Jail on charges unrelated to the car wreck that resulted in Barron’s arrest Sunday, according to court and jail records.
Jeremy Lavoris Lang, 22, was bound over to the grand jury today on a charge of possession of cocaine, according to jail records. Mobile police spokesman Officer Christopher Levy said today that Lang was arrested Feb. 25 during a Mardi Gras event and also charged with attempting to possess a controlled substance.
The hearing today in Mobile County District Court also dealt with Lang’s unrelated second-degree assault charge stemming from an incident March 2, court records show.
Barron was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of second-degree hindering prosecution after a wreck on Interstate 10 early Sunday morning in Barron’s car, which Lang was driving, Levy previously said.
Lang fled the scene on foot before police arrived, Levy said.
Barron told the officer he had been at Shotgun Willies, a nightclub on Government Boulevard. He would not tell the officer how he arrived at the scene, Levy said.
Barron told the officer his car had been taken without permission by a man he only knew by the nickname “Bull,“ according to Levy. The officer determined through questioning that the car had been taken Lang, who fled the scene. The officer offered Barron multiple chances to provide more concrete details, even calling Barron’s mother and grandmother at their home on Butts Street, Levy said.
Barron maintained his version of events and was told at that point the officer had no other choice but to arrest him and process him, Levy said.
A citation charging Lang with leaving the scene of an accident was yet to be served on Lang, Levy said today.
Barron, an alumnus of St. Paul’s Episcopal School, is a prominent defensive back for the Crimson Tide.
Barron was injured in the Iron Bowl loss to Auburn in November and did not play in the Jan. 1 Capital One Bowl victory over Michigan State.
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You know how I know you're gay?
I propositioned your father for a blowjob?
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I propositioned your father for a blowjob?
I remember every blowjob I've had. I bet you remember your first blow job. Tell us, how long did it take for the guy to cum?
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I remember every blowjob I've had. I bet you remember your first blow job. Tell us, how long did it take for the guy to cum?
I'll tell ya, reading that and eating a Willy T's burger is a definite mismatch.
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I'll tell ya, reading that and eating a Willy T's burger is a definite mismatch.
What happen to Willy t's pecker?
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What happen to Willy t's pecker?
:haha: