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Title: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 29, 2008, 08:46:23 AM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0803/campus.cheer.auburn/content.1.html (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0803/campus.cheer.auburn/content.1.html)

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Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: Aubie16 on March 29, 2008, 10:06:48 AM
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Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: Godfather on March 29, 2008, 10:39:05 AM
 :thumbsup: :tongue:
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 29, 2008, 01:49:28 PM
 :gig:
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: Jumbo on March 29, 2008, 02:19:52 PM
 :bar:
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 29, 2008, 10:34:33 PM
She is beautiful.
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: Jumbo on March 30, 2008, 03:11:07 AM
Chad turned her down!
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: The Prowler on March 30, 2008, 10:44:08 AM
Yeah I'm with you Chad......Too Damn skinny.  I mean, she Freakin' Beautiful in the face and she's probably got a tight little ass, but she needs to go to Rally's twice a day. 
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 30, 2008, 11:32:44 AM
Yeah I'm with you Chad......Too Damn skinny.  I mean, she Freakin' Beautiful in the face and she's probably got a tight little ass, but she needs to go to Rally's twice a day. 

You're fucking nuts...she is freaking gorgeous and I bet she has an unbelievable body!
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: AUChizad on March 30, 2008, 11:59:25 AM
Chad turned her down!
I would have done nothing of the sort had the opportunity ever arisen.
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: The Prowler on March 30, 2008, 01:53:22 PM
You're fucking nuts...she is freaking gorgeous and I bet she has an unbelievable body!
Yeah, I'll bet these two have unbelievable bodies too.  :puke: :puke:

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Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: DnATL on March 30, 2008, 01:56:44 PM
Yeah I'm with you Chad......Too Damn skinny.  I mean, she Freakin' Beautiful in the face and she's probably got a tight little ass, but she needs to go to Rally's twice a day. 
You must have been hanging out with former uat players.  Maybe you got hit in the head by a crack pipe, since they seem to like to throw them at people.

Anyway, I would turn her down as well, but only because I'm a tease.
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: CCTAU on March 30, 2008, 11:12:22 PM
Yeah, I'll bet these two have unbelievable bodies too.  :puke: :puke:

(http://a555.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/95/l_335601550bc2fdf58ac98255ac5860da.jpg)

See, now that I'm older and have watched many a fine woman turn into a not so fine woman after that first puppy, I find these two just right in the flesh department. So for a few years you gotta listen to your buddies offer up a Big Mac or two. But after that first puppy, these two are gonna be just right. Look at Nicole now and see just how well she has filled out. Go back to those high school reunions and look up the skinny girl. She will usually be the one with the hot body. The ones that used to be hot will be the ones fighting to look decent. Remember young guys, you gotta live longer with them old than you do with them young. :vn:
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 31, 2008, 11:46:15 AM
Remember young guys, you gotta live longer with them old than you do with them young.
I think that goes both ways, big man.  I am sure you still have those same rock hard abs and buns of steel that you had in high school and look just like you did when she married you...

Sorry, but expecting a working woman (who isn't a millionaire with a personal trainer, a good plastic surgeon and a nanny) to be a perpetual hottie after she has kids is bullshit.  Unless you are a guy who could be a body double for an American Gladiator after age 40, then kiss my ass.  Since I don't think any of you guys are pushing out puppies - what's YOUR excuse? :mad:

(NOTE:  VERY sore subject wtih Jen.  Tread lightly.)
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: AWK on March 31, 2008, 11:49:13 AM
I think that goes both ways, big man.  I am sure you still have those same rock hard abs and buns of steel that you had in high school and look just like you did when she married you...

Sorry, but expecting a working woman (who isn't a millionaire with a personal trainer, a good plastic surgeon and a nanny) to be a perpetual hottie after she has kids is bullshit.  Unless you are a guy who could be a body double for an American Gladiator after age 40, then kiss my ass.  Since I don't think any of you guys are pushing out puppies - what's YOUR excuse? :mad:

(NOTE:  VERY sore subject wtih Jen.  Tread lightly.)
She is freaking beautiful, but here is my question.  It says she was born in 1984, which is one year after me.  She is a senior, I graduated in May 2005.  I like her already, she is on the 6 year plan. 
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 31, 2008, 12:38:23 PM
 :idhitit:

And then :idhitit:again

And then :idhitit:again
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 31, 2008, 12:58:51 PM
:idhitit:

And then :idhitit:again

And then :idhitit:again

Damn man...that would be a busy ass 10 minutes for you!!!
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: CCTAU on March 31, 2008, 01:33:37 PM
I think that goes both ways, big man.  I am sure you still have those same rock hard abs and buns of steel that you had in high school and look just like you did when she married you...

Sorry, but expecting a working woman (who isn't a millionaire with a personal trainer, a good plastic surgeon and a nanny) to be a perpetual hottie after she has kids is bullshit.  Unless you are a guy who could be a body double for an American Gladiator after age 40, then kiss my ass.  Since I don't think any of you guys are pushing out puppies - what's YOUR excuse? :mad:

(NOTE:  VERY sore subject wtih Jen.  Tread lightly.)

Wait a minute now. I'm not saying a woman isn't sexy after she has kids. I was just defending the waifs. As we get older, we all suffer from the balls and chains of life. No more free time to work on us because we are taking care of others. No I am not the same as I was at 20. But that was from hard work, not genetics. The guys were busting on skinny chicks and I was just giving another view of the same pics.
The premise is still the same....choose wisely, you have to spend a lot of time together then you get old. And I'll have you know my buns are just as tight as they have always been.....for as long as I can hold my breath!
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 31, 2008, 01:44:36 PM
Damn man...that would be a busy ass 10 minutes for you!!!

I may be able to make it last that long...if she doesn't move too much.  Ooh baby
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: wesfau on March 31, 2008, 03:44:25 PM
I think that goes both ways, big man.  I am sure you still have those same rock hard abs and buns of steel that you had in high school and look just like you did when she married you...

Sorry, but expecting a working woman (who isn't a millionaire with a personal trainer, a good plastic surgeon and a nanny) to be a perpetual hottie after she has kids is bullshit.  Unless you are a guy who could be a body double for an American Gladiator after age 40, then kiss my ass.  Since I don't think any of you guys are pushing out puppies - what's YOUR excuse? :mad:

(NOTE:  VERY sore subject wtih Jen.  Tread lightly.)

Men get better looking with age, it's a scientific fact.  Proof positive that god is a woman...and your post shows that she's also a catty bitch at that.
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 31, 2008, 04:58:48 PM
Men get better looking with age, it's a scientific fact.  Proof positive that god is a woman...and your post shows that she's also a catty bitch at that.
Catty is when you are being subtly cruel or malicious. 

"Oh, I didn't know Ralph Lauren did plus size designs!" is a catty remark.

"Gosh, what amazing colors one can get from Miss Clairol these days!" is a catty remark.

There was nothing subtle about my post.  That was just plain bitch.  BIG difference.
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: AUChizad on March 31, 2008, 05:03:45 PM
"Gosh, what amazing colors one can get from Miss Clairol these days!" is a catty remark.
I don't get it.
This isn't The View board.
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 31, 2008, 05:05:03 PM
I don't get it.This isn't The View board.
Thank goodness no one can view anyone on this board.  if you choose to go to the meet and drinks, well, that's your problem.
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: wesfau on March 31, 2008, 06:25:58 PM
Catty is when you are being subtly cruel or malicious. 

"Oh, I didn't know Ralph Lauren did plus size designs!" is a catty remark.

"Gosh, what amazing colors one can get from Miss Clairol these days!" is a catty remark.

There was nothing subtle about my post.  That was just plain bitch.  BIG difference.

You whiffed completely.  I wasn't saying that your post was catty (but thanks for the vocab lesson fa real).

I was saying that a female god would make you all fall to pieces after pumping out a unit.  Catty women are haterz....they like to see other women fail.  Are we up to speed or should I get some visual aids and a drool mop?
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 01, 2008, 09:06:01 AM
You whiffed completely.  I wasn't saying that your post was catty (but thanks for the vocab lesson fa real).

I was saying that a female god would make you all fall to pieces after pumping out a unit.  Catty women are haterz....they like to see other women fail.  Are we up to speed or should I get some visual aids and a drool mop?
Look, shit for brains, I got your post.  It was just stupid. 

If god was a catty bitch, she would make ALL men look hotter with age (and we know that ain't true), and make ALL women fall apart after having kids.  And she would not have invented plastic surgeons.  Most of the catty women I know are more catty to men than to other women.  It's SO much more fun -I know I much prefer to see a man faila t something than another woman (Hillary being the exception tot hat rule.)  Men have no clue how to deal with a catty woman because the catty remarks generally fly right over their head.  Two catty woman having a verbal sparring match will generally respect each other for bringing it.

Are we up to speed or should I get some visual aids and a drool mop?
  I don't know - if your visual aids include a picture of that Raven chick, Kevin might need a mop.  Otherwise, not so much.
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: AUChizad on April 01, 2008, 11:02:26 AM
And she would not have invented plastic surgeons.
That's the work of the debbil.
-2 pts. on your argument.
Title: Re: SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own
Post by: Thrilla on April 01, 2008, 11:19:43 AM
More pictures, less arguing, please.