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Title: Bear Bryant's Forgotten Year at Auburn
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 09, 2011, 03:32:07 PM
MUST.  STOP.  LAUGHING.  HURTS...

http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2011/02/be-true-to-your-cow-college-bear-bryants-forgotten-year-at-auburn/ (http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2011/02/be-true-to-your-cow-college-bear-bryants-forgotten-year-at-auburn/)
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Members of the Auburn University Class of 1979 reunion committee have asked us to help them update their records for their 35th anniversary blowout.

If you have any information as to the whereabouts of Paul B. Bryant, an HPR major from Rectum, Alabama (pictured above in the 1979 Glomerata, page 409 — yes, for real), please leave a comment below.
Title: Re: Bear Bryant's Forgotten Year at Auburn
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 09, 2011, 04:18:31 PM
Rectum, hell...damn near killed him.
Title: Re: Bear Bryant's Forgotten Year at Auburn
Post by: Tiger Six on February 09, 2011, 04:36:28 PM
That little blonde in the upper left look slke she would have been a fun date...
Title: Re: Bear Bryant's Forgotten Year at Auburn
Post by: DnATL on February 09, 2011, 05:46:09 PM
Quote from: Pale Rider on February 09, 2011, 04:36:28 PM
That little blonde in the upper left look slke she would have been a fun date...
The one listed as Olivia Newton-John, from Melbourne?
Title: Re: Bear Bryant's Forgotten Year at Auburn
Post by: Kaos on February 09, 2011, 06:13:11 PM
Also from that site. 

The first girl I remember as a girl. 


This picture is from 1973.   I remember seeing her in one of the football magazines or maybe a program or something.   She molded my life.  Set the original standard. 

I'm sorry if she's your mom. 

(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/IMG4425.jpg)
Title: Re: Bear Bryant's Forgotten Year at Auburn
Post by: djsimp on February 09, 2011, 09:11:29 PM
Quote from: Kaos on February 09, 2011, 06:13:11 PM
Also from that site. 

The first girl I remember as a girl. 


This picture is from 1973.   I remember seeing her in one of the football magazines or maybe a program or something.   She molded my life.  Set the original standard. 

I'm sorry if she's your mom. 

(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/IMG4425.jpg)

I'm just gonna say that, that pic is hot and I don't even know why.....yet.
Title: Re: Bear Bryant's Forgotten Year at Auburn
Post by: Godfather on February 10, 2011, 09:44:06 AM
Sh has very hairy arms
Title: Re: Bear Bryant's Forgotten Year at Auburn
Post by: CCTAU on February 10, 2011, 09:50:05 AM
Quote from: Godfather on February 10, 2011, 09:44:06 AM
Sh has very hairy arms

It was cold.
Title: Re: Bear Bryant's Forgotten Year at Auburn
Post by: Tiger Six on February 10, 2011, 10:55:15 AM
Quote from: DnATL on February 09, 2011, 05:46:09 PM
The one listed as Olivia Newton-John, from Melbourne?
I missed that detail.

That makes her even more of a fun loving girl in my book. 
Title: Re: Bear Bryant's Forgotten Year at Auburn
Post by: Jumbo on February 10, 2011, 01:35:36 PM
Quote from: Kaos on February 09, 2011, 06:13:11 PM
Also from that site. 

The first girl I remember as a girl. 


This picture is from 1973.   I remember seeing her in one of the football magazines or maybe a program or something.   She molded my life.  Set the original standard. 

I'm sorry if she's your mom. 

(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/IMG4425.jpg)
She's hott.
Title: Re: Bear Bryant's Forgotten Year at Auburn
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on February 10, 2011, 01:41:07 PM
Quote from: Godfather on February 10, 2011, 09:44:06 AM
Sh has very hairy arms

As this was well before the "Brazilian" era, imagine what the rug looks like
Title: Re: Bear Bryant's Forgotten Year at Auburn
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 10, 2011, 01:43:00 PM
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on February 10, 2011, 01:41:07 PM
As this was well before the "Brazilian" era, imagine what the rug looks like

Demi-esque?
Title: Re: Bear Bryant's Forgotten Year at Auburn
Post by: boartitz on February 10, 2011, 05:00:17 PM
Quote from: Kaos on February 09, 2011, 06:13:11 PM
Also from that site.  The first girl I remember as a girl.


This picture is from 1973.

I'm sorry if she's your mom. 

(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/IMG4425.jpg)
WTF? You used to be a guy?
Title: Re: Bear Bryant's Forgotten Year at Auburn
Post by: Kaos on February 10, 2011, 05:28:13 PM
Quote from: boartitz on February 10, 2011, 05:00:17 PM
WTF? You used to be a guy?

Poorly phrased, I suppose.  First girl that made my loins tickle.  How about that?

Before her, girls were icky. 
Title: Re: Bear Bryant's Forgotten Year at Auburn
Post by: JR4AU on February 10, 2011, 05:35:33 PM
Quote from: Kaos on February 10, 2011, 05:28:13 PM
Poorly phrased, I suppose.  First girl that made my loins tickle.  How about that?

Before her, girls were icky.

She was indeed hawt!
Title: Re: Bear Bryant's Forgotten Year at Auburn
Post by: boartitz on February 10, 2011, 07:13:01 PM
Quote from: Kaos on February 10, 2011, 05:28:13 PM
Poorly phrased, I suppose.  First girl that made my loins tickle.  How about that?

Before her, girls were icky.
Not a bad start for a first chubby. :vn: