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Title: Beer
Post by: bellefay1 on March 23, 2008, 10:27:02 PM
Discuss:
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 23, 2008, 10:28:45 PM
Discuss:

Seriously??? This is your first post and you bring nothing to the table but a fucking topic???

But welcome to the site....post often!!!
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: DnATL on March 23, 2008, 10:30:09 PM
 :bar:
Hop on in there, Bud
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: bellefay1 on March 23, 2008, 10:33:26 PM
It's a broad topic.

I'm not sure what kind of joint this is. I can say i'm sipping on a Dogfish head Palo Sannto Marron and get laughed at or say "damn...I love me some Natty Ice" and see if I blend in.

Broad topic man.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: bellefay1 on March 23, 2008, 10:34:18 PM
In a related note...is there a way to get rid of all the smiley faces?
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 23, 2008, 10:54:09 PM
Good Beer -

Sam Adams
Blue Moon
Newcastle
Yuengling
Corona (with Lime)
Warsteiner
Hefeweizen
Miller Lite

Bad Beer -

Coors
Coors Light
Natural Light
Michelob
Heineken
Rolling Rock


Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Jumbo on March 24, 2008, 04:08:20 AM
Bud Light?
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 24, 2008, 08:10:34 AM
Beer that people started drinking because the name sounds cool but actually tastes like week old jism stuck to a horses ass:  Yuengling
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Ogre on March 24, 2008, 10:51:30 AM
It's a broad topic.

I'm not sure what kind of joint this is. I can say i'm sipping on a Dogfish head Palo Sannto Marron and get laughed at or say "damn...I love me some Natty Ice" and see if I blend in.

Broad topic man.

I think you'll find both crowds here. 

When I go to a restaurant, I like to drink the local flavor.  For instance, when we go to an upper-end Chinese restaurant, I'll have a Tsing Tao, or when I go to a hibachi grill, I'll have a Sapporro.  I'll down a few big blokes of Foster's at Outback.  I'll have an Old Milwaukee's Red when I go to Landry's.  You get the drift.

When I'm out at a bar and I know it's going to be a long night, I'll usually stick with Miller Lite.  If I go up to the Fox and Hound on $2 pint night, I'll try any beer that I haven't had before, and I never get the same beer twice.  I am a beer lover in general.  I'll drink anything.

One thing remains constant, though - and that is that free beer is the best tasting beer of all.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: AUChizad on March 24, 2008, 11:12:58 AM
I think you'll find both crowds here. 

When I go to a restaurant, I like to drink the local flavor.  For instance, when we go to an upper-end Chinese restaurant, I'll have a Tsing Tao, or when I go to a hibachi grill, I'll have a Sapporro.  I'll down a few big blokes of Foster's at Outback.  I'll have an Old Milwaukee's Red when I go to Landry's.  You get the drift.

When I'm out at a bar and I know it's going to be a long night, I'll usually stick with Miller Lite.  If I go up to the Fox and Hound on $2 pint night, I'll try any beer that I haven't had before, and I never get the same beer twice.  I am a beer lover in general.  I'll drink anything.

One thing remains constant, though - and that is that free beer is the best tasting beer of all.
What he said.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 24, 2008, 11:18:23 AM
Last week at Epcot in Disney, I was getting pretty tired of the crowds until I realized the entire back side of the place was like a taste of different countries.  And they were all selling beer or wine from that country.  Started out in France with Kronenbourg (sp) and ended up in Germany with a Beck's.  Epcot was my favorite Disney theme park.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: AWK on March 24, 2008, 11:45:54 AM
I think you'll find both crowds here. 

When I go to a restaurant, I like to drink the local flavor.  For instance, when we go to an upper-end Chinese restaurant, I'll have a Tsing Tao, or when I go to a hibachi grill, I'll have a Sapporro.  I'll down a few big blokes of Foster's at Outback. I'll have an Old Milwaukee's Red when I go to Landry's.  You get the drift.

When I'm out at a bar and I know it's going to be a long night, I'll usually stick with Miller Lite.  If I go up to the Fox and Hound on $2 pint night, I'll try any beer that I haven't had before, and I never get the same beer twice.  I am a beer lover in general.  I'll drink anything.

One thing remains constant, though - and that is that free beer is the best tasting beer of all.
When I go to Landry's I usually drink Schlitz's.  Vacation was good.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 24, 2008, 11:47:28 AM
When I go to Landry's I usually drink Schlitz's.  Vacation was good.
Kaopectate would have been a better choice.  Just sayin...
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Ogre on March 24, 2008, 12:59:00 PM
When I go to Landry's I usually drink Schlitz's.  Vacation was good.

I hope you were molested by a stingray.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Godfather on March 24, 2008, 01:07:13 PM
LICKHER that is all
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 24, 2008, 02:26:06 PM
But I don't even know her.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 24, 2008, 02:28:39 PM
Any beer that comes straight out of the cooler and is either consumed on a the beach or at an AU tailgate party would be my favorite.  Especially if it is a cold Miller Lite.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 24, 2008, 02:29:41 PM
But I don't even know her.

Reminds me of this oldie but goody:

You know what they call a Roman with hair between his teeth?

A Glad He Ate Her
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Saniflush on March 24, 2008, 02:32:31 PM
Ain't but two kinds of beer....


Yours and mine.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 24, 2008, 02:33:44 PM
What's the last thing a pubic hair hears before it hits the ground?

"THP"
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 24, 2008, 02:36:12 PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Jumbo on March 24, 2008, 02:37:08 PM
Guy's your missing 2 hidden gems 2 Landry's. The best is Dish water with a Hott Pocket.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Saniflush on March 24, 2008, 02:45:12 PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?


mommy partswaylow
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 24, 2008, 02:46:11 PM
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is already over here.

I like Newcastle
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 24, 2008, 02:56:18 PM
If big breasted women work at Hooters, do one legged women work at IHOP?

Sam Adams Boston Lager for me please.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 24, 2008, 02:58:30 PM
That'll be $8.75.  Wait, sorry, I just got back from Disney.  I was used to hearing that.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Saniflush on March 24, 2008, 03:05:25 PM
That'll be $8.75.  Wait, sorry, I just got back from Disney.  I was used to hearing that.

That's pretty inexpensive for a happy ending.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: AUChizad on March 24, 2008, 03:36:54 PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs nailed to a wall?

Art.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 24, 2008, 03:40:39 PM
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a herd of cattle masturbating?

Beef Strokenoff.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 24, 2008, 03:45:32 PM
What do you call a one legged woman leaning agains a wall?

Eilleen

I enjoy a Sapporo once in a while
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 24, 2008, 03:50:02 PM
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

I like Guiness
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 24, 2008, 04:14:22 PM
What's round, hairy and sits on the wall?

Humpty mommy part

Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Aubie16 on March 24, 2008, 05:25:08 PM
Dogfish head Palo Sannto Marron

Make that a Dogfish Head 90 Minutes IPA. Best beer ever. Sweetwater IPA is nice....and Sweetwater 420 is my everyday drinking beer.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 24, 2008, 05:59:31 PM
What happened to Ogre when he walked into a wall with a boner?

He smashed his his nose.


My new favorite is Shiner Bock. But on a day of long drinking...it's a nice cold Bud Light.
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: AWK on March 24, 2008, 09:57:45 PM
I hope you were molested by a stingray.
I had my way with a many. 
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 24, 2008, 10:01:54 PM
Why does Harvey Birdman dislike the taste of Yuengling? 

Because he's licked too many fat guys' assholes. 



Yuengling is excellent. 
Title: Re: Beer
Post by: bellefay1 on March 24, 2008, 10:04:34 PM
Make that a Dogfish Head 90 Minutes IPA. Best beer ever. Sweetwater IPA is nice....and Sweetwater 420 is my everyday drinking beer.

Ok. I figured there was another beer snob in the crowd.

Very pussy a complaint but the 90 minute is a bit too heavy in the abv. for me. It's so drinkable but so high in content that the four is enough yet I want to keep drinking it.

Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 25, 2008, 08:18:17 AM
Why does Harvey Birdman dislike the taste of Yuengling? 

Because he's licked too many fat guys' assholes. 



Yuengling is excellent. 


Hey, watch it.  I do NOT like fat guys