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Title: donald duck loves teh boobies.
Post by: chinook on January 04, 2011, 11:46:39 AM: Quote
By MARYCLAIRE DALE
The Associated Press
updated 1/3/2011 7:19:35 PM ET 2011-01-04T00:19:35

PHILADELPHIA â€” A Pennsylvania woman who claims Donald Duck groped her at Disney's Epcot theme park can have her day in court, a federal judge has ruled.

Disney must defend itself against April Magolon's claims that the character grabbed her breast as she held her child at the Walt Disney World park and then joked about it.

Magolon, 27, of Upper Darby, claims the May 2008 encounter left her with post-traumatic stress in the form of nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries.

Her lawsuit also charges that Disney parks have a history of fondling complaints involving workers, and that Disney has "condoned" their actions, putting profits over public safety.

In court papers, the defense argued that Magolon sued the wrong Disney corporate entity and asked the judge to dismiss the suit or move it to Florida, where the encounter took place.

But U.S. District Judge John R. Padova refused, saying Magolon can proceed in Pennsylvania.

"She, her fiance (who was a witness to the alleged assault), and her treating doctors are all located in Pennsylvania," Padova wrote in a Dec. 29 ruling.

Disney also has greater resources to try the case in Pennsylvania than Magolon does to try it in Florida, he said.

a fucked duck (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40899647/ns/us_news-life/)

i think i feel sorry for her husband.
Title: Re: donald duck loves teh boobies.
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 04, 2011, 11:58:58 AM: Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in Court for their divorce hearing and the Judge says, "Mr. Mouse, I see where you say in your Complaint that Minnie Mouse is insane?"

No Your Honor, I said she's fucking Goofy
Title: Re: donald duck loves teh boobies.
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 04, 2011, 12:08:59 PM: Quote
Magolon sued the wrong Disney corporate entity

I find that :bugs:
Title: Re: donald duck loves teh boobies.
Post by: AWK on January 04, 2011, 01:48:35 PM: Quote from: AUTiger1 on January 04, 2011, 12:08:59 PM

I find that :bugs:
Sounds like good lawyering.
Title: Re: donald duck loves teh boobies.
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 04, 2011, 03:27:32 PM: Quote from: AWK on January 04, 2011, 01:48:35 PM
Sounds like good lawyering.

Not everyone can get a lawyer that cares.
Title: Re: donald duck loves teh boobies.
Post by: Lurking Tiger on January 04, 2011, 04:45:04 PM: "Magolon, 27, of Upper Darby, claims the May 2008 encounter left her with post-traumatic stress in the form of nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries."

Wow. That's no ordinary grope. Must have left her with a purple nurple.