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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: CCTAU on March 17, 2008, 10:06:21 AM
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A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'
The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'
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A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.
Women remember EVERYTHING. Trust me on that... They play stupid from time to time, but they can recall a comment or a meaningless action of yours from 20+ years back.
The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'
She can take a cab.
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Women remember EVERYTHING. Trust me on that... They play stupid from time to time, but they can recall a comment or a meaningless action of yours from 20+ years back.
I beg to differ. I would be willing to bet that my wife doesn't remember who scored the winning touchdown for Auburn the day that I skipped out on her sister's birthday party.