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Title: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 13, 2008, 11:26:22 AM: This is one of the coolest things I have ever read. Talking about a dream coming true. Man this would be awesome!

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article_entertainment.jsp?ymd=20080312&content_id=2421878&vkey=entertainment&fext=.jsp (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article_entertainment.jsp?ymd=20080312&content_id=2421878&vkey=entertainment&fext=.jsp)
Title: Re: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: Saniflush on March 13, 2008, 11:30:42 AM: Screw him. He and Garth Brooks have been hanging around ballparks for the last 15 years hoping to catch some man love from a real player.
Title: Re: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 13, 2008, 11:32:28 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on March 13, 2008, 11:30:42 AM
Screw him. He and Garth Brooks have been hanging around ballparks for the last 15 years hoping to catch some man love from a real player.
And it worked. I think it is bad ass. If I was able to have the time and money to hang around a ball club like that I would. And now he is getting to do what he has dreamed of doing. I think it's great.
Title: Re: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 13, 2008, 12:10:11 PM: Quote
My grandfather always said, 'If you hang around the store long enough, it'll get you something.' That's the way I look at it."
He forgot to add "if you are rich and/or mildly popular" somewhere in there...

Somewhere else he was quoted as saying that he hoped they didn't drug test him, because he would test positive for Maalox.

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When asked what position he would end up playing, at first he quipped and said, "Designated Hebrew,"

Gold, Jerry...Gold.
Title: Re: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: Thrilla on March 13, 2008, 07:48:03 PM: And how did it turn out? Place your bets now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCqPHMFTRTo
Title: Re: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: Aubie16 on March 13, 2008, 08:47:55 PM: I'm impressed he made contact. I doubt many of us could do that against a major league pitcher. Although it could have been blind luck.
Title: Re: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 13, 2008, 09:53:11 PM: Quote from: Aubie16 on March 13, 2008, 08:47:55 PM
I'm impressed he made contact. I doubt many of us could do that against a major league pitcher. Although it could have been blind luck.
Especially at 59 years old. Not too bad for an old fart.
Title: Re: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: Jumbo on March 14, 2008, 02:40:11 AM: Quote from: Aubie16 on March 13, 2008, 08:47:55 PM
I'm impressed he made contact. I doubt many of us could do that against a major league pitcher. Although it could have been blind luck.
I would make contact.
Title: Re: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 14, 2008, 08:57:21 AM: Quote from: jumbo on March 14, 2008, 02:40:11 AM
I would make contact.

Stepping in front of the plate doesn't count. Although.. it WOULD get you on base. :vn:
Title: Re: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 14, 2008, 09:04:02 AM: Quote from: jumbo on March 14, 2008, 02:40:11 AM
I would make contact.
Your back and helmet don't count.
Title: Re: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: lifesapplepie on March 14, 2008, 02:12:43 PM: I saw the video on YouTube...He looks like a pretty decent athlete
Title: Re: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: fred on March 14, 2008, 04:44:27 PM: Quote from: Thrilla on March 13, 2008, 07:48:03 PM
And how did it turn out? Place your bets now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCqPHMFTRTo

He looked like a punk ass bitch.
Title: Re: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: Thrilla on March 14, 2008, 06:30:24 PM: Quote from: fred on March 14, 2008, 04:44:27 PM
He looked like a punk ass bitch.

Where the hell you've been there titties and beer?
Title: Re: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: fred on March 15, 2008, 04:32:13 AM: Quote from: Thrilla on March 14, 2008, 06:30:24 PM
Where the hell you've been there titties and beer?
I have been busy getting ass, not much time to hang out with you fucking nerds.
Title: Re: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: Ogre on March 15, 2008, 09:35:13 AM: Quote from: fred on March 15, 2008, 04:32:13 AM
I have been busy getting ass, not much time to hang out with you fucking nerds.

Um, yeah...I'm going to have to go ahead and call bullshit on that one.

Unless by 'getting ass', you mean 'playing World of Warcraft'.
Title: Re: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: Thrilla on March 15, 2008, 09:38:11 AM: Quote from: Ogre on March 15, 2008, 09:35:13 AM
Um, yeah...I'm going to have to go ahead and call bullshit on that one.

Unless by 'getting ass', you mean 'playing World of Warcraft'.

I just can't attach this enough.
Title: Re: New Pinch Hitter for Yankees
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 15, 2008, 09:41:37 AM: Quote from: fred on March 15, 2008, 04:32:13 AM
I have been busy getting ass, not much time to hang out with you fucking nerds.

Congrats on the ass...

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