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Title: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: AWK on September 16, 2010, 12:37:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urbFOtqDOmg
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Aubie16 on September 16, 2010, 06:29:34 AM
I am so ready for Saturday.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 07:16:57 AM
I am so ready for Saturday.

What? We gonna have cake or something?
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Godfather on September 16, 2010, 08:23:07 AM
goosebumps!

It is getting really hard not to like him and how he operates.  1st class coach good job!
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 08:56:01 AM
I'm inclined to believe the uniform rumors a bit more after watching that.  Why insert the clumsy Under Armor references othewise?  He's got the kids at a fever pitch on Saturday night and then...boom...new unis.  The kids go apeshit.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: JR4AU on September 16, 2010, 09:01:01 AM
goosebumps!

It is getting really hard not to like him and how he operates.  1st class coach good job!

Have to agree. 
I'm inclined to believe the uniform rumors a bit more after watching that.  Why insert the clumsy Under Armor references othewise?  He's got the kids at a fever pitch on Saturday night and then...boom...new unis.  The kids go apeshit.

I'm doubing that.  Too many old school Auburn traditionalists that give money that wouldn't be pleased with Chiz breaking from tradition, or worse, being seen as bringing back a Barfield era gimmick.   Although I'm one of those that likes the unis the way they are...I have to say that I think an All Blue home version would look good without being over the top.   Just change the current pants to blue.  But I won't be unhappy if they don't.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2010, 09:03:19 AM
Wow! I gots tears. Protect this HOUSE! Jordan Hare is gonna be liiiive, I'm telling you what.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Homer Samford on September 16, 2010, 09:30:52 AM
This why I love Auburn. Moments like this.

The "other" coach in the state has to chastise his fans to be "respectful" but our coach knows Auburn fans will already do that. He spends his time and energy building excitement among the students.

Good move, Chizik. Good move, sir.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: GH2001 on September 16, 2010, 09:42:08 AM
Wow! I gots tears. Protect this HOUSE! Jordan Hare is gonna be liiiive, I'm telling you what.

You just bring enough beer and conecuh bitch
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2010, 10:01:33 AM
You just bring enough beer and conecuh bitch

Im on it ho, but I'm bringing the peppers n cheese.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2010, 10:11:19 AM
Im on it ho, but I'm bringing the peppers n cheese.

Side note, did some Cajun Conecuh this weekend along with my wings.  Damn that goes good with a frosty cold Shark.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2010, 10:20:38 AM
Side note, did some Cajun Conecuh this weekend along with my wings.  Damn that goes good with a frosty cold Shark.

Damn, that makes me hungry. GH likes the Conecuh, which is good I like it also, but along with that we gonna have some Deer peppers n cheese smoked sausage courtesy of Meyers Deer Processing in Eufaula. That with some cold beer, DAYUM!
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: AWK on September 16, 2010, 11:21:10 AM
Damn, that makes me hungry. GH likes the Conecuh, which is good I like it also, but along with that we gonna have some Deer peppers n cheese smoked sausage courtesy of Meyers Deer Processing in Eufaula. That with some cold beer, DAYUM!
Awww, to be young and in love.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2010, 11:32:13 AM
Awww, to be young and in love.

Bitch shut up, I got some sausage for you too.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2010, 11:48:57 AM
Bitch shut up, I got some sausage for you too.

Do not tempt this man with your sausage.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2010, 11:51:19 AM
Do not tempt this man with your sausage.

 I am merely speaking of Deer sausage, that is all.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2010, 11:54:22 AM
I am merely speaking of Deer sausage, that is all.

AWK is the Polska to your Kilbasa
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Sluggo on September 16, 2010, 12:12:10 PM
this thread has turned into a real sausage fest.... :rimshot:
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2010, 12:30:46 PM
AWK is the Polska to your Kilbasa

AWK is Nordic?
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 16, 2010, 12:39:14 PM
I have had it with all these gay hijacks.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2010, 12:41:02 PM
I have had it with all these gay hijacks.

Okay, I'll cut it out....but only because you're so freakin' hot.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 16, 2010, 12:56:03 PM
Okay, I'll cut it out....but only because you're so freakin' hot.
Your warn meter is about to go to 10%, mister.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 12:56:33 PM
Do not tempt this man with your sausage.

Snaggle is right.

AWK is the Abe Froman of man meat.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2010, 12:59:31 PM
Snaggle is right.

AWK is the Abe Froman of man meat.

He's the sausage king of Chicago?
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Token on September 16, 2010, 01:28:53 PM
This why I love Auburn. Moments like this.

The "other" coach in the state has to chastise his fans to be "respectful" but our coach knows Auburn fans will already do that. He spends his time and energy building excitement among the students.

Good move, Chizik. Good move, sir.

I'm going to hate myself in the morning.......

The "other" coach in the state has to call special meetings for his fans to show up "all in" and make a strong showing for College Gameday, but our coach knows Alabama fans will already do that.

Someone's got to do it since yall ran Patrick off.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2010, 01:31:47 PM
I'm going to hate myself in the morning.......

The "other" coach in the state has to call special meetings for his fans to show up "all in" and make a strong showing for College Gameday, but our coach knows Alabama fans will already do that.

Someone's got to do it since yall ran Patrick off.

I hate you tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2010, 01:34:56 PM
I hate you tomorrow morning.

Why just tomorrow?
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: AWK on September 16, 2010, 01:40:06 PM
AWK is Nordic?
They call me the Northman.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2010, 01:50:38 PM
They call me the Northman.

What's in your wallet?
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: AWK on September 16, 2010, 01:57:57 PM
What's in your wallet?
Not shit, I take donations though.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 02:13:21 PM
Not shit, I take donations though.

Collecting like a sperm bank.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2010, 02:14:05 PM
Do you realize we will play two team this year who have changed their mascot name for fear of ethnic insensitivity?  Arkansas State Red Wolves (Indians) and the Chattanooga Mocs, which is now named after the state bird(Mockingbird) and was changed from Moccasins with the mascot being Chief Moccanooga.  Pussies.

A little meaningless trivia with no relation to this thread or any other on a slow day. 
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2010, 02:15:55 PM
Wait, I forgot that Ole Miss is a bunch of fucking pussies too.

Carry on.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 02:17:33 PM
Wait, I forgot that Ole Miss is a bunch of fucking pussies too.

Carry on.

Nah you were right.  It's only two cause they haven't even chosen another one yet.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 16, 2010, 02:18:42 PM
Wait, I forgot that Ole Miss is a bunch of fucking pussies too.

Carry on.

(http://i.bnet.com/blogs/its_a_trap.jpg)
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: AWK on September 16, 2010, 02:20:05 PM
Nah you were right.  It's only two cause they haven't even chosen another one yet.

Don't trust him!...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4&feature=related
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2010, 02:21:52 PM
(http://i.bnet.com/blogs/its_a_trap.jpg)

The General needs to shave his catfish whiskers.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2010, 02:26:25 PM
Never happen. This would be far too insensitive to catfish, an already downtrodden species of fish and very underappreciated as one of the other white meats.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2010, 02:37:18 PM
Never happen. This would be far too insensitive to catfish, an already downtrodden species of fish and very underappreciated as one of the other white meats.

I must have left my political correctness over in the SGA.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 02:41:03 PM
They call me the Northman.

Sitting on Peter North's lap once does not entitle you to this nickname.
The General needs to shave his catfish whiskers.

Show some respect.  This mutant is an admiral.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 16, 2010, 04:39:26 PM
Just watched the speech. 

I would now officially walk on hot coals for that man while wearing my orange and blue glasses and sipping orange and blue koolaid.

War Damn Eagle.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: AWK on September 16, 2010, 06:44:35 PM
Sitting on Peter North's lap once does not entitle you to this nickname.
Show some respect.  This mutant is an admiral.
Nope, but having a dick as big as his allows me to.










He has a 2 inch penis, right?
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2010, 07:10:34 PM
All hat no cattle.

(pouring one out for Kaos)
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2010, 11:46:10 PM
All hat no cattle.

(pouring one out for Kaos)

I'll not ask if you need another drink but you certainlu sound as if you one. One may sound a bit anal.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: wesfau2 on September 17, 2010, 08:13:49 AM
I'll not ask if you need another drink but you certainlu sound as if you one. One may sound a bit anal.

Wow, the 2am drunk/high post.  Solid efforting, simp.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2010, 08:39:35 AM
Wow, the 2am drunk/high post.  Solid efforting, simp.


Can't let Pell City down in his grammer police efforts. I should do a better job at proofreading before I post. I am starting to look like my 13 year in his facebook addiction.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 17, 2010, 08:47:10 AM

Can't let Pell City down in his grammer police efforts. I should do a better job at proofreading before I post. I am starting to look like my 13 year in his facebook addiction.

They do actually teach Grammar at Hewitt...just saying.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: JR4AU on September 17, 2010, 08:50:58 AM
Damn, that makes me hungry. GH likes the Conecuh, which is good I like it also, but along with that we gonna have some Deer peppers n cheese smoked sausage courtesy of Meyers Deer Processing in Eufaula. That with some cold beer, DAYUM!

Conecuh is some good ass ground up pig and spice!  I always have some on hand! It goes in my red beans and rice, on the grill with peppers and onions, and in the frying pan to go with my biscuits!  Conecuh Sausage is meat candy.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2010, 08:53:15 AM
They do actually teach Grammar at Hewitt...just saying.

I played hookie alot. No, not hooker Buzz...hookie.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2010, 08:55:54 AM
Conecuh is some good ass ground up pig and spice!  I always have some on hand! It goes in my red beans and rice, on the grill with peppers and onions, and in the frying pan to go with my biscuits!  Conecuh Sausage is meat candy.

You gonna be in Auburn tomorrow?
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: JR4AU on September 17, 2010, 09:02:12 AM
You gonna be in Auburn tomorrow?

Nope, I've made a commitment to coach 11 and 12 year old youth footall.  We fucking play at....that's right....7 fucking pm. 
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2010, 09:05:07 AM
Nope, I've made a commitment to coach 11 and 12 year old youth footall.  We fucking play at....that's right....7 fucking pm.

Oh snap. You can put one headphone in an ear and listen to Rob and Stan, just don't get out coached because you're preoccupied.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: GH2001 on September 17, 2010, 09:09:44 AM
Nope, I've made a commitment to coach 11 and 12 year old youth footall.  We fucking play at....that's right....7 fucking pm.

Whoever made the schedule for that game needs a fresh castration.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: JR4AU on September 17, 2010, 09:15:50 AM
Whoever made the schedule for that game needs a fresh castration.

We play all our games at 7pm on Sat.  I was duly warned prior to making the commitment...I'm to blame. 
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: GH2001 on September 17, 2010, 09:18:41 AM
We play all our games at 7pm on Sat.  I was duly warned prior to making the commitment...I'm to blame.

Damn shame JR.

You need to link up with us at our spot.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: JR4AU on September 17, 2010, 09:20:54 AM
Damn shame JR.

You need to link up with us at our spot.

I love coaching the kids.  I think we may have a week off...if so I'll make another game and come see y'all.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 17, 2010, 09:41:15 AM
I played hookie alot. No, not hooker Buzz...hookie.

 :thumsup:
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2010, 09:42:59 AM
I played hookie alot. No, not hooker Buzz...hookie.
Why do you love Virginia Tech so much?
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2010, 10:11:48 AM
Why do you love Virginia Tech so much?

Cause I like to pokie.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Token on September 17, 2010, 10:46:08 AM
I love coaching the kids.  I think we may have a week off...if so I'll make another game and come see y'all.

I had to get a friend to take my 9 year old to his game last Saturday while I was at the PSU game.  First game I wasn't at coaching our defense in 3 years.  My kid had 3 sacks and and forced a fumble in the endzone recovering it for a touchdown (his first).  The only Bama games I will attend (from now on) until he starts playing on friday nights will be during their off week or after the season. 

You're making the right decision.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2010, 11:00:24 AM
I had to get a friend to take my 9 year old to his game last Saturday while I was at the PSU game.  First game I wasn't at coaching our defense in 3 years.  My kid had 3 sacks and and forced a fumble in the endzone recovering it for a touchdown (his first).  The only Bama games I will attend (from now on) until he starts playing on friday nights will be during their off week or after the season. 

You're making the right decision.
I think that qualifies you for Father of the year in tuscaloosa.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2010, 11:05:47 AM
I had to get a friend to take my 9 year old to his game last Saturday while I was at the PSU game.  First game I wasn't at coaching our defense in 3 years.  My kid had 3 sacks and and forced a fumble in the endzone recovering it for a touchdown (his first).  The only Bama games I will attend (from now on) until he starts playing on friday nights will be during their off week or after the season. 

You're making the right decision.

Has he hazed any of teammates yet?
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 17, 2010, 11:17:14 AM
He doesn't have a kid on the team. He just likes little boys.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: JR4AU on September 17, 2010, 11:19:10 AM
I had to get a friend to take my 9 year old to his game last Saturday while I was at the PSU game.  First game I wasn't at coaching our defense in 3 years.  My kid had 3 sacks and and forced a fumble in the endzone recovering it for a touchdown (his first).  The only Bama games I will attend (from now on) until he starts playing on friday nights will be during their off week or after the season. 

You're making the right decision.

Thanks.  Two things.  I have no child on this team...I'm coaching for the fun of it.  I was warned, and made the commitment anyway.  I skipped a practice to watch the thurs. game.  I felt bad.  But I made a commitment.  So, I'm gonna keep it. 
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: AWK on September 17, 2010, 11:24:15 AM
Thanks.  Two things.  I have no child on this team...I'm coaching for the fun of it.  I was warned, and made the commitment anyway. I skipped a practice to watch the thurs. game.  I felt bad.  But I made a commitment.  So, I'm gonna keep it.
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Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2010, 11:36:46 AM
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Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: JR4AU on September 17, 2010, 12:11:28 PM
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2zh08bs.jpg)

I guess this and Sani's are supposed to be funny.  I have a sense of humor, but somehow this just doesn't trigger it.   
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: GH2001 on September 17, 2010, 12:16:00 PM
You have no sense of humor......... :poke:
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: JR4AU on September 17, 2010, 12:20:29 PM
You have no sense of humor......... :poke:

Maybe it's the line of work I'm in, and the fact I'm getting ready to try a child rape case on Monday.   
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 17, 2010, 12:26:41 PM
Maybe it's the line of work I'm in, and the fact I'm getting ready to try a child rape case on Monday.

You should go prepare for the tial and stop playing with all these juveniles on the intrawebs.  No go forth and incarcerate the scumbag.

Seriously..NOTHING worse than messing with a child.  Barbecue his ass!!!
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2010, 12:29:43 PM
Lord have mercy, I certainly think this thread has gone off road. Also, JR burn that bitch with a torch and hang him by his balls.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2010, 12:49:56 PM
I guess this and Sani's are supposed to be funny.  I have a sense of humor, but somehow this just doesn't trigger it.

You know I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.  Didn't want to do it but felt like I owed it to them.
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: DnATL on September 17, 2010, 12:50:29 PM
Seriously..NOTHING worse than messing with a child.  Barbecue his ass!!!
I'm confused - whose ass?
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: DnATL on September 17, 2010, 12:51:54 PM
You know I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.  Didn't want to do it but felt like I owed it to them.
True, if you consider a sentence to the gas chamber to be giving your girlfriend's older brother (the 10th grader) a "dutch oven"
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: JR4AU on September 17, 2010, 12:53:00 PM
You know I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.  Didn't want to do it but felt like I owed it to them.

The world needs ditch diggers too Danny. 
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 17, 2010, 01:00:04 PM
Where did it land?

Right in the lumber yard, Danny
Title: Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2010, 01:33:44 PM
Where did it land?

Right in the lumber yard, Danny
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