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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Aubie16 on September 06, 2010, 04:06:15 PM
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I'm starting to understand the phrase "You can be right or you can be happy. You can't be both."
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Or you can slap a bitch. Or guy. Whatever it is you're into.
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I'm starting to understand the phrase "You can be right or you can be happy. You can't be both."
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I'm starting to understand the phrase "You can be right or you can be happy. You can't be both."
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Or you can learn to be wrong and still get laid. Or you can be right and yank your own monkey, Take your pick
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Happy Wife, Happy Life.
BTW.... I think I was sitting within' 10' of you Saturday night. I was in Section 41 Row 18.
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Happy Wife, Happy Life.
BTW.... I think I was sitting within' 10' of you Saturday night. I was in Section 41 Row 18.
Yep. Section 42 Row 19.
Do you have those seats all year? My girlfriend and I have two tickets there but she'll be out of town for the 1st two home games so I'll have a friend with me for the Clemson game as well.
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Isn't there a new wee one in the house? Hormones are the third wheel. This too shall pass.
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Isn't there a new wee one in the house? Hormones are the third wheel. This too shall pass.
Nope not in my house...at least I hope there isn't one!
We've been dating for about 5 years now...probably proposing sometime this year. So I've got a little while til we do the kids thing.
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Yep. Section 42 Row 19.
Do you have those seats all year? My girlfriend and I have two tickets there but she'll be out of town for the 1st two home games so there will be somebody else there with me for the Clemson game as well.
We'll be in those seats again for SC. I'll be somewhere else for the Clemson game. Section 101 Row 3 I think...
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Or you can learn to be wrong and still get laid. Or you can be right and yank your own monkey, Take your pick
This man speaks nothing but truth. Listen to him and take those words in.
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You can't buy happiness, but you can buy silence.
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I see two things that do not go together.....
I'm starting to understand the phrase "You can be right or you can be happy. You can't be both."
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We've been dating for about 5 years now...probably proposing sometime this year. So I've got a little while til we do the kids thing.
I say tell her to hit the bricks but that's just me.
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Happy Wife, Happy Life.
BTW.... I think I was sitting within' 10' of you Saturday night. I was in Section 41 Row 18.
You were also sitting with me and djsimp (Section 41)......we would have been the 2 crazy SOB's hollering like we had drank too much....because we had drank too much. We were scaring kids and shit.
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I say tell her to hit the bricks but that's just me.
Take it from a seasoned veteran.
I get older, they stay the same age.
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A wise man once said "they are all fucking crazy" and "Snakes".
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Bitches be crazy.
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Women be shoppin
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We've been dating for about 5 years now...probably proposing sometime this year. So I've got a little while til we do the kids thing.
If you feel this way after 5 years of dating, move on. It only gets worse. It's better to find a new one and spend less time making a decision to marry and more time getting to know the person. By the time you truly know the person you have married, you have reached an age of maturity that many of the things that bothered you as a young man, are not that big of a deal anymore. It sure makes a marriage less stressful.
If you really want to hit it rich, find a hot chick that has been treated poorly by an ex-husband and then just be decent. You will be so much better than the last guy that happiness will be spread around willfully.
But to marry someone after five years just because it is the "next step", is foolish. Been there, done that. Have the ripped/cut up t-shirts to prove it.
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Women be shoppin
My wife was trying to covince me that she wasn't that bad, b/c in her words: I have never paid full price for anything, if it's not on sale I refuse to buy it.
I told her that was great and I appreciate that she bargain shops, but must she by the whole damned store? Jesus de Christo, how many pairs of shoes can one person own?
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The first problem I see here is that you are letting her wear shoes.
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The first problem I see here is that you are letting her wear shoes.
If the kitchen floors are clean, no shoes are required.
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If the kitchen floors are clean, no shoes are required.
Well she should be spending enough time on her knees to ensure they are.
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And if you marry the cute girl from the poor abusive family, her standards for you won't be that high. Neither will her family's.
So, if some asshole cuts you off on your drive home, you can slap the taste out of her mouth as soon as you walk in the door and she won't call the cops. Hell, if you slap her less than 5 times a month, you'll probably get a hummer as a reward for being such a great husband.
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My wife was trying to covince me that she wasn't that bad, b/c in her words: I told her that was great and I appreciate that she bargain shops, but must she by the whole damned store? Jesus de Christo, how many pairs of shoes can one person own?
My wife's favorite saying after a shopping trip: "Guess how much I saved!" No matter how many times I try to explain it to her, she just doesn't get that just because something has a $400 price tag on it, that doesn't mean it's really worth $400. And if it's marked down to $29, then it's probably actually worth $19.
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Jesus de Christo, how many pairs of shoes can one person own?
How big does your tv need to be? How many speakers do you need to have the ultimate surround sound?
Women like shoes. Men like electronics. If this is the biggest fight you have, then you are lucky. Get over the shoe thing. It's a stupid argument - we can buy a hundred pairs of shoes for what one 58 inch tv costs. It all evens out in the end. Unless you are on the verge of bankruptcy, let it the fuck go. Argue about something important, like putting the motherfucking toilet seat down...
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How big does your tv need to be? How many speakers do you need to have the ultimate surround sound?
Women like shoes. Men like electronics. If this is the biggest fight you have, then you are lucky. Get over the shoe thing. It's a stupid argument - we can buy a hundred pairs of shoes for what one 58 inch tv costs. It all evens out in the end. Unless you are on the verge of bankruptcy, let it the fuck go. Argue about something important, like putting the motherfucking toilet seat down...
What she said.
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How big does your tv need to be? How many speakers do you need to have the ultimate surround sound?
Women like shoes. Men like electronics. If this is the biggest fight you have, then you are lucky. Get over the shoe thing. It's a stupid argument - we can buy a hundred pairs of shoes for what one 58 inch tv costs. It all evens out in the end. Unless you are on the verge of bankruptcy, let it the fuck go. Argue about something important, like putting the motherfucking toilet seat down. up..
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This guy knows.
Women need it down, so they should put it down.
I need it up, so I always pick it up.
Ain't that Gloria Steinem some kind of bitch for pushing this whole equality bit?
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Well she should be spending enough time on her knees to ensure they are.
What you guys will never understand..pretty .new shoes? They put you in the mood to spend some time on your knees.
But by all means...keep fucking it up.
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What you guys will never understand..pretty .new shoes? They put you in the mood to spend some time on your knees.
But by all means...keep fucking it up.
What ya'll don't understand is I'll just move on to the next one.
Don't hate on me because I want the toilet seat up so I can see when you need to clean it.
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All kidding aside. Am I the only person here who has a wife who makes a shit ton more than they do? I must be, because if I ever say anything about how much she spends on a shopping trip, I'm reminded of exactly where I fall in the pecking order.
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All kidding aside. Am I the only person here who has a wife who makes a shit ton more than they do? I must be, because if I ever say anything about how much she spends on a shopping trip, I'm reminded of exactly where I fall in the pecking order.
Don't you miss the 1950's? This is bullshit.
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How big does your tv need to be? How many speakers do you need to have the ultimate surround sound?
Only if she could argue that point. She pushed as hard as I did for the new TV and surround sound. In her words just the other day: I don't know how I watched TV, before we had Hi-Def and a DVR
Toilet seat down shouldn't be an argument if you have separate bathrooms. I have mine and she has hers.
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What ya'll don't understand is I'll just move on to the next one.
Don't hate on me because I want the toilet seat up so I can see when you need to clean it.
No hate, sugar. But maybe you should spend more time looking to improve your aim.
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All kidding aside. Am I the only person here who has a wife who makes a poop ton more than they do? I must be, because if I ever say anything about how much she spends on a shopping trip, I'm reminded of exactly where I fall in the pecking order.
Snaggle? Is that you?
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No hate, sugar. But maybe you should spend more time looking to improve your aim.
Once again. Not anything I am concerned about.
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Snaggle? Is that you?
I haven't been grounded from the internet yet.
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I haven't been grounded from the internet yet.
zing.
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I heard that.
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Once again. Not anything I am concerned about.
Nor I, Dillard's is having a shoe sale.
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I heard that.
Don't let them give you any shit snaggle...you've paid your dues...you are almost done.....er
Fuck it, just take it.
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All kidding aside. Am I the only person here who has a wife who makes a shit ton more than they do? I must be, because if I ever say anything about how much she spends on a shopping trip, I'm reminded of exactly where I fall in the pecking order.
I didn't realize that Hardee's paid that much more than Sheriff.
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I didn't realize that Hardee's paid that much more than Sheriff.
You'd be amazed what a high school diploma can do.
But seriously, I may have spoken too soon about the internet grounding. I just fucking ruined about a 5 foot section of hard wood flooring with burning shoe polish. Ladies, if I go buy a throw rug to place over the said section of hard wood, do you think my wife would wonder why I placed it there? Or would she just be happy that I bought a rug to match the furniture?
Quickly. I only have a few hours before she gets home.
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Once again. Not anything I am concerned about.
This thread is about those of us in relationships. You are single, live alone, and have a barely legal on again off again who is too stupid to realize that giving a boat to get an engagement ring = I ain't never gonna marry you so you might as well move on.
So by all means, keep your toilet seat up and the lotion and Kleenex handy.
Although, I will point out that you cleaned the shitter when you knew I would be spending the night, and the lid was in the down position every time I went in there. So you talk a good internet game, but...
Oooh. Look, Sweets!! Jimmy Choo's!!
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You'd be amazed what a high school diploma can do.
But seriously, I may have spoken too soon about the internet grounding. I just fucking ruined about a 5 foot section of hard wood flooring with burning shoe polish. Ladies, if I go buy a throw rug to place over the said section of hard wood, do you think my wife would wonder why I placed it there? Or would she just be happy that I bought a rug to match the furniture?
Quickly. I only have a few hours before she gets home.
Burning shoe polish? The fuck??? :blink:
And yes to both questions. She will be happy you bought a rug that matches the furniture, and you will still have your dick in a vice for ruining the floor.
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Burning shoe polish? The fuck??? :blink:
Was trying to get the last bit of goodness off the sides.
And yes to both questions. She will be happy you bought a rug that matches the furniture, and you will still have your dick in a vice for ruining the floor.
Imma tell her she should just be happy I didn't burn the house down. For a split second, I really thought that was a realistic option.
And just a heads up, don't pour water on burning shoe polish.
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I have done something sorta similar, but not burning shoe polish. Damn, you're tight wad, should have bought another can......anywho. TW is correct, she will be happy that you bought a rug that matches the furniture, but that will soon be replaced with your life being totally fucked for a few days. Just trust me on this one.
Imma tell her she should just be happy I didn't burn the house down.
That shit will fly over real good!
Where is Aubie16, he hasn't made a comment since starting the thread?
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Ok, I'm going to buy enough cleaning materials to get flagged by the FBI. If my account is deleted sometime this evening, you'll know why.
Good luck against the angry cowbells.
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This thread is about those of us in relationships. You are single, live alone, and have a barely legal on again off again who is too stupid to realize that giving a boat to get an engagement ring = I ain't never gonna marry you so you might as well move on.
So by all means, keep your toilet seat up and the lotion and Kleenex handy.
Although, I will point out that you cleaned the shitter when you knew I would be spending the night, and the lid was in the down position every time I went in there. So you talk a good internet game, but...
Oooh. Look, Sweets!! Jimmy Choo's!!
Not my fault you used the bathroom after Carl. Probably to ensure proper placement of the lid.
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All kidding aside. Am I the only person here who has a wife who makes a shit ton more than they do? I must be, because if I ever say anything about how much she spends on a shopping trip, I'm reminded of exactly where I fall in the pecking order.
My wife makes a lot more money than I do. I guess running Karaoke's not a great career choice.
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Thanks to ancient Chinamen and their vinegar, I now have clean floors. I can now cook all the cleaning supplies into a beautiful speed laced stew. Of course, I'll have to use the batteries out of the television remote, but fuck it. That's why I have kids.
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My wife makes a lot more money than I do. I guess running Karaoke's not a great career choice.
She married you for your good lucks and hot body. well at least your funny
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She married you for your good lucks and hot body. well at least your funny
:haha: Joke's on her.
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:haha: Joke's on her.
Yea. He's not lucky.
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Thanks to ancient Chinamen and their vinegar, I now have clean floors. I can now cook all the cleaning supplies into a beautiful speed laced stew. Of course, I'll have to use the batteries out of the television remote, but fuck it. That's why I have kids.
I am still betting you get in trouble even tho you cleaned it up.
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Not my fault you used the bathroom after Carl. Probably to ensure proper placement of the lid.
Oh honey, I don't use the bathroom for at least a good half hour after Carl.
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