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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on July 26, 2010, 01:15:22 PM
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I'm sure these have been posted before but someone just sent them to me and since football season is fast approaching....
At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any."
Erk Russell / Georgia Southern.
"Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas."
Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.
"After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I ain't ready for that."
Bobby Bowden / Florida State
"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it."
Lou Holtz / Arkansas
"When you win, nothing hurts."
Joe Namath / Alabama
"Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated."
Lou Holtz / Arkansas
"If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, tide, roll!"
Bear Bryant / Alabama
"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall."
Frank Leahy / Notre Dame
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
Woody Hayes / Ohio State
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation."
Bob Devaney / Nebraska
"In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant."
Wally Butts / Georgia
"You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life."
Paul Dietzel / LSU
"It's kind of hard to rally around a math class."
Bear Bryant / Alabama
When asked if Fayetteville was the end of the world.
"No, but you can see it from here."
Lou Holtz / Arkansas...
"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him
to quit in practice, not in a game."
Bear Bryant / Alabama
"There's one sure way to stop us from scoring-give us the ball near the goal line."
Matty Bell / SMU
"Lads,you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died."
Frank Leahy / Notre Dame
"I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms -
Truman's and Eisenhower's."
Alex Karras / Iowa
"My advice to defensive players:Take the shortest route to the ball
and arrive in a bad humor."
Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee
"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades."
Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State
"Always remember..... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David."
Shug Jordan / Auburn
"They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces."
Darrell Royal / Texas
"Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
"They whipped us like a tied up goat."
Spike Dykes / Texas Tech
"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: "Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good."
Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State
"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel."
Bobby Bowden / Florida State
"Football is not a contact sport- it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State
After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his postgame message to his team:
"All those who need showers, take them."
John McKay / USC
"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education."
Murray Warmath / Minnesota
"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb.
To be a back, you only have to be dumb."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
"Oh,we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon."
Spike Dykes / Texas Tech
"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
"We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches."
Darrell Royal / Texas
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."
John McKay / USC
"Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad ."
Darrell Royal / University of Texas
"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football"
John Heisman
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Almost all of the assholes I've stumbled across in my life have been alabama fans. The other 3 were from Virginia. - Pell City Tiger
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"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."
John McKay / USC
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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"i have a blueprint."
gene chizik / auburn
wait, what?
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"Jibba Jab, Jibba jab, Rowh Tyde" - Every Alabama fan on Planet Earth
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Following yet another Tampa Bay Buccaneer loss in their early seasons, he was asked what he thought of his team's execution. He replied "I'm in favor of it."
John McKay.
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"Jibba Jab, Jibba jab, Rowh Tyde" - Every Alabama fan on Planet Earth
Shane from Centerpoint gets the credit for this one though.
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Hey Pawlll, rabble, rabble, rable, yammer, rammer, rabble, Ro Ti!
- 99.68% of the Paul Finebaum show callers
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"Yaw yaw yaw, football!"
-Ed Orgeron
"About 60 minutes."
-Pat Dye when asked how long it would take him to beat Alabama.
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"Yaw yaw yaw, football!"
-Ed Orgeron
"About 60 minutes."
-Pat Dye when asked how long it would take him to beat Alabama.
Love that one.
Also like "Run the ball, play defense, knock the hell out of the other guy" - Pat Dye
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“When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something”
Dick Butkus
“Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.”
Don Shula
“Football is easy if you're crazy as hell”
Bo Jackson
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PLAYOFFS?!?!?!?!?! PLAYOFFS?!?!?!?!?
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"Yaw yaw yaw, football!"
-Ed Orgeron
"About 60 minutes."
-Pat Dye when asked how long it would take him to beat Alabama.
was my sig when I first joined over here last summer. Love ole Dye...
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BECAUSE IT'S GARBAGE. And the editor that let it come out IS GARBAGE; COME AFTER ME! I'M A MAN! I'M FORTY! I'M NOT A KID.
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"Son, you suck."
My High School Football Coach
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From a friend of mine that was a GA under dye:
In a staff meeting on recruiting...
Coach Dye (to Joe Whitt): Joe what about your area?
Coach Whitt: "There's this kid down in Florida...but he's a good kid"
Coach Dye: **slams his fist on the table hard enough to spill drinks on it and startle coaches** "FUCK a 'good kid' Joe, good kids beat Vanderbilt and MSU...find me some mean motherfuckers!"
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"If you needed two yards, you give the ball to Walt and he'll get you two yards. If you needed eight yards, you give the ball to Walt and he'll get you two yards."
-Don Meredith on Cowboy's running back Walt Garrison
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An’ I don’t know, friends, until this day what it was that they
was a-doin’ down there, but I have studied about it, and I think it’s
some kindly of a contest where they see which bunch-full of them
men can take that punkin an’ run from one end of that cow pasture
to the other’n without either gettin’ knocked down—
‘er steppin’ in somethin’ !
- Andy Griffith
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An’ I don’t know, friends, until this day what it was that they
was a-doin’ down there, but I have studied about it, and I think it’s
some kindly of a contest where they see which bunch-full of them
men can take that punkin an’ run from one end of that cow pasture
to the other’n without either gettin’ knocked down—
‘er steppin’ in somethin’ !
- Andy Griffith
Heard that bit on Blue Collar XM the other day. Still funny!
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From a friend of mine that was a GA under dye:
In a staff meeting on recruiting...
Coach Dye (to Joe Whitt): Joe what about your area?
Coach Whitt: "There's this kid down in Florida...but he's a good kid"
Coach Dye: **slams his fist on the table hard enough to spill drinks on it and startle coaches** "phuk a 'good kid' Joe, good kids beat Vanderbilt and MSU...find me some mean motherphukers!"
From a friend of mine that was a GA under dye:
In a staff meeting on recruiting...
Coach Dye (to Joe Whitt): Joe what about your area?
Coach Whitt: "There's this kid down in Florida...but he's a good kid"
Coach Dye: **slams his fist on the table hard enough to spill drinks on it and startle coaches** "phuk a 'good kid' Joe, good kids beat Vanderbilt and MSU...find me some mean motherphukers!"
So this happened twice? Damn - Dye was a mean mother fucker.
:poke:
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"Son, you suck."
My High School Football Coach
And since you were an obedient sort, you got right to sucking for coach.
I'll bet you made it fast....and sexy.
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"Hi, do you carry milk crates here."
Terry Bowden to ACE Hardware salesman.
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And since you were an obedient sort, you got right to sucking for coach.
I'll bet you made it fast....and sexy.
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"Son, you suck."
My High School Football Coach
I love my dad.
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I love my dad.
And other men can too for $40.00.
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If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother.
- Bo Jackson
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And other men can too for $40.00.
I am going to tell him you said that...then you are in trouble...
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I am going to tell him you said that...then you are in trouble...
Oh come on...you know I was kidding....right? It was a joke, son. A play on words. Just pokin' fun. We're good, right?
Sooooo....you're not really gonna' tell him, are you?
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"They score so fast it messes you up".
Houston Nutt about USC west.
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Sooooo....you're not really gonna' tell him, are you?
Already told him. He said he was going to whip your ass like you went to Hardee's...
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Already told him. He said he was going to whip your ass like you went to Hardee's...
I still hate Coach Ab for that. Bastard stood there scarfin' Big Twins and fries while I was gettin' lifted 3 feet in the air by a paddle the size of a sequoya pine.
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"They score so fast it messes you up".
Houston Nutt about USC west.
You could fill a book with Nutt-isms.
Boy, I tell you what, you're unbelievable.
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"They score so fast it messes you up".
Houston Nutt about USC west.
I have a request here. Does anyone have access to that Arky/USC thread? I know it got reposted some time back but it's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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"I'm going to turn Gus loose." - Nutt in 2006
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I have a request here. Does anyone have access to that Arky/USC thread? I know it got reposted some time back but it's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Here's one.
http://woopig.net/board/index.php?topic=47309.0 (http://woopig.net/board/index.php?topic=47309.0)
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What I sell is an entire system. (Teams) can bring their whole staff, including middle school. I guarantee their money back if they're not satisfied.
Tony Franklin
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What I sell is an entire system. (Teams) can bring their whole staff, including middle school. I guarantee their money back if they're not satisfied.
Tony Franklin
Sadly, the only time Ive ever heard anybody really complain about "The System" was at Auburn.
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Anyone know if we got our money back?
- Jay Jacobs
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I've been doing some consulting on the side about how to better run our athletic department with a guy named Kaos.
-Jay Jacobs
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Anyone know if we got our money back?
- Jay Jacobs
We paid in a way that can't be refunded.
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I am not going to Arkansas.
-Tommy Tuberville (years 04, 05, 06, 07)
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I would love to go to Arkansas.
-Tommy Tuberville (years '09 '10)
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If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
- Bob Golic
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I did not have sex with that woman.
-Houston Nutt
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Outstanding!
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I pick Shouth Carolina to play Arkanshaw in the Eschh E C Schampionshhhhip.
- Lou Holtz
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That crazy bitch burned my house down.
WarTiger
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Boom Mother Fucker
- WarTiger's wife
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I think I have herpes.
-People on WarTiger's boat
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I think I have herpes....on my face.
Birmingham
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O N E at a time.
- WarTim
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Sadly, the only time Ive ever heard anybody really complain about "The System" was at Auburn.
Well, yeah, he WAS at Auburn. He aint anymore.
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Well, yeah, he WAS at Auburn. He aint anymore.
No shit?
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No poop?
I'm speaking of the complainer not Franklin.
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the best part of you ran down your mother's leg
I would rather see my player drunk in the gutter than walking across campus with a girl........I can get him sober, I can't get him over that girl.......uga coach...and they took this one to heart in Athens
I tell you what, that poop is so strong, you could take one strand of it and pull the Titanic across the Sahara
Where in the hell did they come from? 1972 :)
I sure would like to see 'em do that again. 1972
That turf sure does bounce nice. 1972
I have never seen an atheist on a landing craft.
WAR EAGLE
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I'm speaking of the complainer not Franklin.
Actually, they're both gone. But I knows what youz means brah!
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Not football, but one that stung me.
I had just sent home some pictures of me while in basic training (army) and I got a chance to call, while talking to my mother about them I heard him in the background.
"Makes me want to buy fucking Russian war bonds" :cage: