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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Saniflush on July 21, 2010, 11:25:43 AM
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The date? August 21st
The Place? The Highlands in Birmingham
Festivities will actually begin the day before on Friday when a large portion of folks will be rolling into town to begin the drinking and whoring.
Anyone interested in the drinking, whoring, golf, or a combination of the three please to be sounding off. All board members are welcome.
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The date? August 21st
The Place? The Highlands in Birmingham
Festivities will actually begin the day before on Friday when a large portion of folks will be rolling into town to begin the drinking and whoring.
Anyone interested in the drinking, whoring, golf, or a combination of the three please to be sounding off. All board members are welcome.
All 3 of those activities sound awesome. I am going to attempt to do 2 of them (drinking and whoring) tomorrow with Thrilla at the Ted.
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All 3 of those activities sound awesome. I am going to attempt to do 2 of them (drinking and whoring) tomorrow with Thrilla at the Ted.
How much does it cost these days to get to blow Bobby Cox? That's all he is gonna want to do...
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How much does it cost these days to get to blow Bobby Cox? That's all he is gonna want to do...
I dont think he has thought about it so much since his time has been occupied following a winning team. I know in regards to baseball, there are some on here that cant possibly imagine what that is. Thrilla has promised me that the beer will be in plenty and the whoring will be abundant. Are they whores if we dont pay?
End Thread Hijack - Sorry Sani
On topic - was at the driving range Saturday. Hit 80 balls and my back was fucking killing me for a day. It had been about 16 months since last playing a round. Trying to get back in the swing of things so to speak. I remember when I played weekly. Now its yearly if I am lucky.
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I dont think he has thought about it so much since his time has been occupied following a winning team. I know in regards to baseball, there are some on here that cant possibly imagine what that is. Thrilla has promised me that the beer will be in plenty and the whoring will be abundant. Are they whores if we dont pay?
End Thread Hijack - Sorry Sani
On topic - was at the driving range Saturday. Hit 80 balls and my back was fucking killing me for a day. It had been about 16 months since last playing a round. Trying to get back in the swing of things so to speak. I remember when I played weekly. Now its yearly if I am lucky.
That's what the mass amount of alcohol is for.
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That's what the mass amount of alcohol is for.
Yeah - fucking Lite beer wore off quickly, then the pain set in. I need something stronger for next time. Perhaps some Crown or Jameson.
Mmmm...tasty
(http://oldlife.org/files/2010/03/jameson.jpg)
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I know myself along with some other beer drinking GODS will be there to defend the title. We might be in position to barter for a few free agents here and there though. Don't forget about Gulligans. It's going to be a fucking riot. Nothing says golf more, than Gulligans and rioting.
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I know myself along with some other beer drinking GODS will be there to defend the title. We might be in position to barter for a few free agents here and there though. Don't forget about Gulligans. It's going to be a fucking riot. Nothing says golf more, than Gulligans and rioting.
I would make a wager that my foursome will have the most beer drank. Fact.
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I would make a wager that my foursome will have the most beer drank. Fact.
I want to party with you, cowboy.
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I would make a wager that my foursome will have the most beer drank. Fact.
my shortgame is decent.
But I'm perfectly willing to drive the cart. :)
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I would make a wager that my foursome will have the most beer drank. Fact.
Okay, let's be clear that you can't be drinking O'Douls this time if you're going to talk smack.
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my shortgame is decent.
But I'm perfectly willing to drive the cart. :)
That brings up a good point. How will we divide this up? Pick out of the hat?
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That brings up a good point. How will we divide this up? Pick out of the hat?
Do a round robin format. Each team gets her for an equal number of whore's..errr...I mean holes.
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How much does it cost these days to get to blow Bobby Cox? That's all he is gonna want to do...
Wench! Your baseball jealousy shines so brightly. And I don't pay a dime for that shit...I'm in the club.
I dont think he has thought about it so much since his time has been occupied following a winning team. I know in regards to baseball, there are some on here that cant possibly imagine what that is. Thrilla has promised me that the beer will be in plenty and the whoring will be abundant. Are they whores if we dont pay?
End Thread Hijack - Sorry Sani
On topic - was at the driving range Saturday. Hit 80 balls and my back was fucking killing me for a day. It had been about 16 months since last playing a round. Trying to get back in the swing of things so to speak. I remember when I played weekly. Now its yearly if I am lucky.
GH, if you can make it to the golf tourney, it'll be worth your while. And we will definitely do some pre drinking and whoring tomorrow to condition our livers and other equipment appropriately.
If we are keeping the same foursomes, then Uncle Sani and I will need a 3rd and 4th. Let me nominate Ogre and AWK, who will be more then willing to make up strokes via beers consumed versus getting a low round.
It may be better to draw out of a hat though...randomness dictates this board...why not the tourney?
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my shortgame is decent.
I'm pretty long with my wood. Maybe we should pair up and make some birdies.
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Wench! Your baseball jealousy shines so brightly. And I don't pay a dime for that shit...I'm in the club.
GH, if you can make it to the golf tourney, it'll be worth your while. And we will definitely do some pre drinking and whoring tomorrow to condition our livers and other equipment appropriately.
If we are keeping the same foursomes, then Uncle Sani and I will need a 3rd and 4th. Let me nominate Ogre and AWK, who will be more then willing to make up strokes via beers consumed versus getting a low round.
It may be better to draw out of a hat though...randomness dictates this board...why not the tourney?
I'm open to whatev.
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I'm open to whatev.
As long as we keep the normal pace of play intact.
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As long as we keep the normal pace of play intact.
What is a normal pace of play? :blink:
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I'm pretty long with my wood. Maybe we should pair up and make some birdies.
the difference between you and I Token? I actually back my shit talk up.
You know the time and the place.
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the difference between you and I Token? I actually back my shit talk up.
You know the time and the place.
I don't drink so I would obviously be a handicap to my team, thus making the challenge unfair. If not for that, I'd be all over it.
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I'm ready to make it hail, I'm also bringing a whore.
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I don't drink so I would obviously be a handicap to my team, thus making the challenge unfair. If not for that, I'd be all over it.
Drinking doesn't matter, you can come for the golf anyways. Plus, you can laugh at all of us.
Thrilla, I am down. I have to be on Sani's foursome though because we won the last time we played...I think.
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What is a normal pace of play? :blink:
30 min per hole if my memory serves me correctly.
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Drinking doesn't matter
It does matter Taylor - it does fucking matter!!
Its like I don't know you anymore. So - you bringing the O'Douls?
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Drinking doesn't matter, you can come for the golf anyways. Plus, you can laugh at all of us.
Thrilla, I am down. I have to be on Sani's foursome though because we won the last time we played...I think.
This is pre-drinking formula tournament days. ...and if I remember correctly, the FIRST year it was all you bitches vs. the golf nazi, and the golf nazi won. :silence:
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This is pre-drinking formula tournament days. ...and if I remember correctly, the FIRST year it was all you bitches vs. the golf nazi, and the golf nazi won. :silence:
I actually had a few birdies the first year on the front nine. The back nine, well... I was shit housed.
And GH, you are right, drinking does matter. What have I become...
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What have I become...
We've all noticed. Admitting you're a pussy is the first step.
Anyone got that number for that treatment facility out west? Promises, I think it's called?
:poke:
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30 min per hole if my memory serves me correctly.
That's my kind of party, I choose Buzz and my ho.
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We've all noticed. Admitting you're a pussy is the first step.
Anyone got that number for that treatment facility out west? Promises, I think it's called?
:poke:
I am what I eat.
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I am what I eat.
Being a lesbian is respectable.
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Being a lesbian is respectable.
That's what your mom taught me. :)
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That's what your mom taught me. :)
She tells it like it is. You weren't going to make it happen with the ladies any other way than going Lesbo. I still think you should go with the crew cut and go full butch.
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Anybody know where I can pick up a case of Zima?
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Anybody know where I can pick up a case of Zima?
See AWK. He also has some Tab.
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The roster so far
Sani
Wes
Thrilla
Sweets
Chop
Awk
Buzz
Hookem'
Jumbo
Ogre
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She tells it like it is. You weren't going to make it happen with the ladies any other way than going Lesbo. I still think you should go with the crew cut and go full butch.
Ohhh, I understand now. You want me to be like your Dad. Got it.
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Ohhh, I understand now. You want me to be like your Dad. Got it.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Baby steps. Baby steps. We know you too well, anyway. Set the bar a little lower. You'll feel better. Ask Thrilla. He knows.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Baby steps. Baby steps. We know you too well, anyway. Set the bar a little lower. You'll feel better. Ask Thrilla. He knows.
Don't ask Thrilla tomorrow - he will be at the game and his mouth will be full.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Baby steps. Baby steps. We know you too well, anyway. Set the bar a little lower. You'll feel better. Ask Thrilla. He knows.
If you set the bar low, you never fail. Hence the reason I'm so damn successful.
Don't ask Thrilla tomorrow - he will be at the game and his mouth will be full.
Your jealousy is so sexy.
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Your jealousy is so sexy.
Sorry, but I am not jealous of the Braves. I am resigned to my life as a Suckasstros fan. I mean, I am a winner in every other part of my life - so they are the one thing that keeps me humble.
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I'm in this bitch, and to say I suck at golf would be the understatement of the decade. I can, however, drink beer like that chinese dude gobbles hot dogs.
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I'm in this bitch, and to say I suck at golf would be the understatement of the decade. I can, however, drink beer like that chinese dude gobbles hot dogs.
I'm calling dibs on the oompa loompa.
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I haven't had a drink since the roundsball outing, so I am saving up for this one. You bitches better recognize.
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You bitches better recognize.
I'll be on a team with you, Buzz. I'll be coming off the wagon myself.
And I know I got some of these princesses beat already.
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I'll be on a team with you, Buzz. I'll be coming off the wagon myself.
And I know I got some of these princesses beat already.
I like it...the teams are coming together. We'd better go ahead and recruit Chopper heavily. He can play while we drive the cart and Gulligan our way through the course.
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I like it...the teams are coming together. We'd better go ahead and recruit Chopper heavily. He can play while we drive the cart and Gulligan our way through the course.
He will also keep you on time.
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Hey Chopper! Do you like to fish? Need a new computer?
Do you like Gladiator movies?
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Chop, I can get you in to a great party at umm.....Orange Beach.
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I also believe that the mysterious and perhaps not real poster known as Yoda will be joining us.
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I'm calling dibs on the oompa loompa.
I think if you put myself and Ogre on a team we will win by gulligans alone.
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I think if you put myself and Ogre on a team we will win by gulligans alone.
you throwing down the gauntlet, Taylor?
You might regret runnin that purty mouth.
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you throwing down the gauntlet, Taylor?
You might regret runnin that purty mouth.
I sure am. I'm just going to have to drink 52 gallons of water before hand. I'm sure it will be 158 degrees outside, like today.
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I plan on winning by mixing my drinking and golf skills together. If I can shoot around 100 and finish at least a beer a hole, VICTORY WILL BE MINE!
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I plan on winning by mixing my drinking and golf skills together. If I can shoot around 100 and finish at least a beer a hole, VICTORY WILL BE MINE!
I bet I could go through a case by the greens on the 18th. Someone may have to wheel barrow me off the golf course though.
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I'm just going to have to drink 52 gallons of water before hand.
pussy.
:)
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pussy.
:)
Hey, you will be chillin' in the golf cart...not chasing around horribly hit golf balls in the wilderness.
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The Tailgater is in!!
You probably don't want me on your team though as I can't play very well nor can I drink very much :jaw:
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The roster so far
Sani
Wes
Thrilla
Sweets
Chop
Awk
Buzz
Hookem'
Jumbo
Ogre
AUTailgatingRules
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Where the fuck is tarheel?
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Where the fuck is tarheel?
STUDY!!! I'm not gonna send you any more texts.
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STUDY!!! I'm not gonna send you any more texts.
fine! I'm putting my goddamn phone away.
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So where is everybody staying?
I'm sure Thrilla you staying with the :bowl:?
I'm a little apprehensive about staying downtown again.
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He will also keep you on time.
The group behind us is going to get mad.....
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Chopper and Tailgate are the golfers of the group.
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So where is everybody staying?
I'm sure Thrilla you staying with the :bowl:?
I'm a little apprehensive about staying downtown again.
280 or Hoover? I'm compact. Can fit in small spaces if somewhere becomes available.
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Is Jacob, or Yacob...errrr...whoever he is (since he never posts) going to show up again? What's his status?
I'm down for whatever team wise. I wouldn't have a problem with same team. For fuck sake, you'd have to drink 25 gulligans, just to make up the actual stroke difference, before Team Golf Nazi even drinks beer one. :silence:
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Is Jacob, or Yacob...errrr...whoever he is (since he never posts) going to show up again? What's his status?
I'm down for whatever team wise. I wouldn't have a problem with same team. For fuck sake, you'd have to drink 25 gulligans, just to make up the actual stroke difference, before Team Golf Nazi even drinks beer one. :silence:
Sounds to me like all your problems would be solved if Chop was his own group and he teed off last - then he could just scream at himself if he played too slowly...
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Sounds to me like all your problems would be solved if Chop was his own group and he teed off last first- then he could just scream at himself if he played too slowly...
You don't want him behind you.
Take that however you like.
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So where is everybody staying?
I'm sure Thrilla you staying with the :bowl:?
I'm a little apprehensive about staying downtown again.
somewhere close, please. My amazing intelligence does not preclude me from getting lost in a parking lot.
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Sounds to me like all your problems would be solved if Chop was his own group and he teed off last - then he could just scream at himself if he played too slowly...
Meh... That was from two years ago. Better drugs, better alchohol and a better woman have been good to me.
You need to make it up sometime for this fiasco..err...fiesta!
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You don't want him behind you.
Take that however you like.
Oh - my misunderstanding - thought he screamed at the people in his group... not those ahead of him...
Gotcha.
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Oh - my misunderstanding - thought he screamed at the people in his group... not those ahead of him...
Gotcha.
He was screaming at me the entire round last year, don't let him fool you. I had to drink to stop the pain.
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He was screaming at me the entire round last year, don't let him fool you. I had to drink to stop the pain.
You kept trying to kiss him..
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The Tailgater is in!!
You probably don't want me on your team though as I can't play very well nor can I drink very much :jaw:
Hells yes. Was wondering about your sorry ass.
I'm sure Thrilla you staying with the :bowl:?
Unfortunately. He's not a very good spooner.
The roster so far
Sani
Wes
Thrilla
Sweets
Chop
Awk
Buzz
Hookem'
Jumbo
Ogre
AUTailgatingRules
don't forget Yoda, the master of this message board and innerwebs. That gives us 12...which is a nice round number for dividing up these groups.
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I have a couple questions:
1. Are Hog fans invited?
2. If so, where is this course?
3. Where are you guys staying?
I don't know if I can make it for sure yet. My Mother in Law just passed away, and the wife wants to take her ashes to the Dominican Republic, her birthday would have been that week. But if I don't have to do that, I may be able to come play a little small ball.
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I have a couple questions:
1. Are Hog fans invited?
2. If so, where is this course?
3. Where are you guys staying?
I don't know if I can make it for sure yet. My Mother in Law just passed away, and the wife wants to take her ashes to the Dominican Republic, her birthday would have been that week. But if I don't have to do that, I may be able to come play a little small ball.
1. Yes sir.
2. Birmingham, AL.
3. I live here, but I think the majority are staying around 280 or so.
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Thanks for the invite. I knew the course was in Birmingham, was looking to narrow it down a bit. When you say 280, do you mean where HWY 280 hits that loop freeway, like where Sani's apartment used to be?
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We'll be playing the Highland Park Golf Course near downtown. Here's a link:
Tell your liver to bring a cup. (http://www.highlandparkgolf.com/layout9.asp?id=13&page=348)
I think most out-of-towners will be staying on US 280, probably pretty close to where it meets I-459. There are a ton of hotels around that area.
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I have a couple questions:
1. Are Hog fans invited?
2. If so, where is this course?
3. Where are you guys staying?
I don't know if I can make it for sure yet. My Mother in Law just passed away, and the wife wants to take her ashes to the Dominican Republic, her birthday would have been that week. But if I don't have to do that, I may be able to come play a little small ball.
Man you know you are always welcome. I just didn't figure you would make it cause of coming up a month later.
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We'll be playing the Highland Park Golf Course near downtown. Here's a link:
Tell your liver to bring a cup. (http://www.highlandparkgolf.com/layout9.asp?id=13&page=348)
I think most out-of-towners will be staying on US 280, probably pretty close to where it meets I-459. There are a ton of hotels around that area.
I won't even attempt. With my bad karma right now with the beer gods, I will show up and get the squirts and miss out on all the debauchery and shenanigans.
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Man you know you are always welcome. I just didn't figure you would make it cause of coming up a month later.
Yeah, but it'd be nice to get away on a little golf outing. I've got some airline miles I could cash in. Unfortunately, it looks like I will be in the Dominican Republic. We have to be there on the 26th, I'm pushing for going then and staying for a few days after that. But I think money-wise and planning-wise, we're probably going to have to go on the 20th or so and leave right after the thing on the 26th.
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This tourney is going down in just under two weeks. It's close. I can smell it. I'm not sure if that's a good thing, but...
:vn:
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Wally and I will be playing The Frog here on Friday before we come to the ham if anyone is interested.
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Wally and I will be playing The Frog here on Friday before we come to the ham if anyone is interested.
The 20th? That's a possibility for me. Let me know the details (like when you're thinking about teeing off).
Check with Tailgate, he'd play I bet.
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Well I had thought about noon but I also know that we are suspect to have a five hour round so I revised that thinking to about 0930-1000 range so we have plenty of time to play and get to b'ham for happy hour.
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I need to get a definitive list this week so I can go ahead and reserve some tee times.
Correct me if I am wrong here:
Chopper
Buzz
Sweets
Ogre
Saniflush
Hogwally
Thrilla
AUTR
Jumbo
AWK
Chad?
Prowler?
anyone...anyone...anyone? Bueller...Bueller?
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you forgot Wes.
maybe he was sitting down.
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Crap...how could I forget Wes? :doh:
Anyone else I missed? dj? GH? JR?
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Yoda will be joining us. You remember him, the Ryan Leif of TigersX.
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Someone should call Kevin.... :silence:
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Add Hookem' 81 :bowl:
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I need to get a definitive list this week so I can go ahead and reserve some tee times.
Correct me if I am wrong here:
Chopper
Buzz
Sweets
Ogre
Saniflush
Hogwally
Thrilla
AUTR
Jumbo
AWK
Chad?
Prowler?
anyone...anyone...anyone? Bueller...Bueller?
you forgot Wes.
maybe he was sitting down.
Motherfuckers.
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Motherfuckers.
This bitch can putt. :vn:
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Calling today to set up 4 slots beginning around 2:00 unless I hear different.
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Calling today to set up 4 slots beginning around 2:00 unless I hear different.
Wow. 4 starting at 2? We'll be 1900 before we get off the course.
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Wow. 4 starting at 2? We'll be 1900 before we get off the course.
I was told there would be no math.
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It looks as though i might have to bail. They have just changed our club championsip to this same weekend. I am waiting on a call to see if can play early and still meet you fuckers at Highland
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Seriously though, sani et.al. Would 1:00 be better? I won't be able to get there any earlier due to a camp my kid is in that morning, but I could probably swing 1.
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Seriously though, sani et.al. Would 1:00 be better? I won't be able to get there any earlier due to a camp my kid is in that morning, but I could probably swing 1.
Yeah 1 is good. Hell if we run long I'll get Hogwally to drunk helicopter his ass.
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Oh well...I should have listened to Chopper before. They won't take a reservation until Saturday. I will call then and try to get as close to 1:00 as I can.
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Our round took close to 6 hours last year.
This was with an hour break at the turn for various foods from the grill....and a couple of beers, as well.
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Our round took close to 6 hours last year.
This was with an hour break at the turn for various foods from the grill....and a couple of beers, as well.
You forgot to mention us in the bathroom........hide yo husbands.
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You forgot to mention us in the bathroom........hide yo husbands.
I'll take The Rapists for $100, Alex.
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Good news and bad news...
I got the tee times set up at Highland. However, they have a 100 player tournament starting at 1:00. The latest times they had available were 8:15, 8:24 and 8:32...so I put us down just in case at this point. Is there anywhere else you other Hammers can think of that wouldn't frown on a Gulligan? I know there are a few on my side of town, but I'm not sure you all would want to come this way.
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Good news and bad news...
I got the tee times set up at Highland. However, they have a 100 player tournament starting at 1:00. The latest times they had available were 8:15, 8:24 and 8:32...so I put us down just in case at this point. Is there anywhere else you other Hammers can think of that wouldn't frown on a Gulligan? I know there are a few on my side of town, but I'm not sure you all would want to come this way.
No way I'm playing that early.
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Maybe try Bent Brook? Up to you guys.
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Bent Brook is actually what I was thinking as well. We can pre-drink at On Tap at the Galleria.
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Bad news....I couldn't get off work so I'm not going to be able to play. I can meet peeps out Friday and Saturday night or I can beg folks to show up for Karaoke.
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Bad news....I couldn't get off work so I'm not going to be able to play. I can meet peeps out Friday and Saturday night or I can beg folks to show up for Karaoke.
If you're running the show, I'm sure there will be a few folks showing up. :bc:
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Tailgate has his club championship that morning. Maybe we should make the tee times closer to 2 and give him a shot at maybe joining us? Just a thought.
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Tailgate has his club championship that morning. Maybe we should make the tee times closer to 2 and give him a shot at maybe joining us? Just a thought.
Sounds good to me. I will call Bent Brook in the morning to see if we can get tee times around 2.
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Bent Brook has slots available at their "Graveyard" course starting at 12:00 and going pretty much through 5:45 available at this point for Saturday. The only issue is that I will have to reserve them online with my credit card. I don't have a problem doing that for you fuckers, but I need to know exactly how many will be playing if we start around 1:00 or so.
I need a solid list by this afternoon and I will go ahead and set the tee times up.
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This is who I've counted (since Jumbo pussed out and Mark is going to play 'real' golf):
Chopper
Buzz
Sweets
Ogre
Saniflush
Hogwally
Thrilla
Wes
AWK
Yoda
Anyone I'm missing?
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Looks pretty complete to me.
The drinking will be starting on Thursday for Hogwally and myself.
I have a tee time set on The Frog for 8:55 Friday morning.
Tanner claims he will be joining us which leaves one slot open if anyone has the sack.
Let me know before the 11th hour.
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Take me off as of now as They have yet to set tee times for my Saturday Club Championship
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I'm going to have to miss Friday night, my presence is required at my inconsiderate brother's 30th birthday party....but I'm all in on Saturday.
Once you cockknockers figure out when and where, that is.
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Scotty (Hogwally) and myself will be staying at the Drury Inn there off 280.
https://wwwc.druryhotels.com/PropertyOverview.aspx?property=0101
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Scotty (Hogwally) and myself will be staying at the Drury Inn there off 280.
https://wwwc.druryhotels.com/PropertyOverview.aspx?property=0101
I'll just be up the street about a quarter mile at the Holiday Inn Express behind Logans on 280.
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Looks pretty complete to me.
The drinking will be starting on Thursday for Hogwally and myself.
I have a tee time set on The Frog for 8:55 Friday morning.
Tanner claims he will be joining us which leaves one slot open if anyone has the sack.
Let me know before the 11th hour.
So we got any takers on this?
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I just booked the tee times for Saturday at Bent Brook Graveyard course. We will have 1:30, 1:38 and 1:46 starting times.
See you there!
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My liver hurts just thinking about this golf outting. Hope you guys have fun.
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My liver hurts just thinking about this golf outting. Hope you guys have fun.
My problem is I can never remember that it's a marathon and not a sprint.
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I just booked the tee times for Saturday at Bent Brook Graveyard course. We will have 1:30, 1:38 and 1:46 starting times.
See you there!
You know that is a 9 hole course right? I would make sure you have the tee times for the full 18...
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Are we meeting there? Or pregaming?
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I'll be pregaming somewhere. The nearest bar to meet at is On Tap next to the Galleria.
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I'll be pregaming somewhere. The nearest bar to meet at is On Tap next to the Galleria.
I'll meet you there. I'm going to have a hangover to shake off.
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You know that is a 9 hole course right? I would make sure you have the tee times for the full 18...
I didn't realize it was just a 9 hole course, but I made the reservation online for 18 holes. I guess we just play it twice?!?!?
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I didn't realize it was just a 9 hole course, but I made the reservation online for 18 holes. I guess we just play it twice?!?!?
No, they will have you go on to one of the 2 other courses from there I am sure. I just wanted to make sure you had the tee times for 18 since it may have been hard to just walk on for another 9...
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Bad news....I couldn't get off work so I'm not going to be able to play. I can meet peeps out Friday and Saturday night or I can beg folks to show up for Karaoke.
quit playin' games with my heart.
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quit playin' games with my anus.
mmm-kay.
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I'll be pregaming somewhere. The nearest bar to meet at is On Tap next to the Galleria.
I'll be in the area eating lunch with the family...let me know what time yall are going and I will meet you too.
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I'll be in the area eating lunch with the family...let me know what time yall are going and I will meet you too.
Why don't you bring the wife and kids out to meet Uncle Ogre? I'll make sure I've downed a few before they get there so they get a great example of how not to live their life. It'll be a learning experience for all!
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Why don't you bring the wife and kids out to meet Uncle Ogre? I'll make sure I've downed a few before they get there so they get a great example of how not to live their life. It'll be a learning experience for all!
He's like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
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Why don't you bring the wife and kids out to meet Uncle Ogre? I'll make sure I've downed a few before they get there so they get a great example of how not to live their life. It'll be a learning experience for all!
...and that is why we never even think about marrying a bammer, kids.
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My liver hurts just thinking about this golf outting. Hope you guys have fun.
Mine too.
You boys and girls stay out of trouble.
And whatever you do DON'T let Uncle Sani start buying Jaeger shots!
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Mine too.
You boys and girls stay out of trouble.
And whatever you do DON'T let Uncle Sani start buying Jaeger shots!
I just hear tales of Sani and I get drunk....like a contact high.
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For some reason, I've been able to feel my liver vibrate with a low, steady hum...it just started tonight. It must be running diagnostics.
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I think we'll do better this year.
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Those are some sweet legs.
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They are only two feet long.
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Can't wait to defend the 2009 Swill cup.
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They are only two feet long.
Asians don't get to make height jokes.
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Looks like tomorrow's outing could be a wet one. 50% chance of rain.
Sweets - you better wear a white shirt.
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What time and where will the drinking be starting tonight?
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What time and where will the drinking be starting tonight?
My drinking will start around noon in my living room. After that, who knows. Thrilla is scheduled to arrive in the Ham around 5:00 or 5:30.
Most are staying off of 280, so I'm thinking somewhere around there will be the most convenient.
You planning on making an appearance?
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I know this is gay and sucks, but I will probably have to bail on the golf outing tomorrow due to extenuating circumstances. I will know more by later today and have a definite answer.
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I know this is gay and sucks, but I will probably have to bail on the golf outing tomorrow due to extenuating circumstances. I will know more by later today and have a definite answer.
When are you gonna' finally tell him it's over and to quit interfering in your life. He knows how vulnerable you are right now.
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When are you gonna' finally tell him it's over and to quit interfering in your life. He knows how vulnerable you are right now.
Exactly. He doesn't deserve a guy like you.
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Dropping' like flies, they are. Tomorrow should be interesting with the forecast.
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I'll be hitting 280 at about 230 pm. I'm in for whatever.
This weekend should be called the Annual Taylor Bitch-Out. :poke:
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Dropping' like flies, they are. Tomorrow should be interesting with the forecast.
We are the roughest, toughest he-man stuffest hombrés that's ever crossed the Rio Grande. An' we ain't no namby-pambys.
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I'll be hitting 280 at about 230 pm. I'm in for whatever.
This weekend should be called the Annual Taylor Bitch-Out. :poke:
Can't help it, I apologize.
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I swear I have one foot on the ledge as I type...if anyone else backs out, I may jump.
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Holla when you all decide where we are going.
Just call me back or call over my momma's house and they'll page me. Or call my cousin Keith who'll page my cousin Lil' Darrell, who's got my real pager number . Then I'll call you back. On his cell phone.
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sorry guys i'm not going to be able to attend.
I swear I have one foot on the ledge as I type...if anyone else backs out, I may jump.
sorry guys i'm not going to be able to attend.
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sorry guys i'm not going to be able to attend.
sorry guys i'm not going to be able to attend.
Tease!
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sorry guys i'm not going to be able to attend.
sorry guys i'm not going to be able to attend.
But we are playing in the rain; you should feel at home.
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Alright bitches, we are meeting at the Tilted Kilt off of 280 around 6:30 or 7 tonight. After that, who knows.
Be there or be square.
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I accidentally shot a good roung today and have to play at 11:00am tomorrow. Someone drink a few for me!!!
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But we are playing in the rain; you should feel at home.
you bet; however, currently 74 with 36 percent humidity under sunny skies after a low of 41. same for the weekend.
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I Taylored out. I apologize to you reprobates.
I did get a drunk text from Chad via Howard after midnight on Friday, so I've got that going for me.
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I Taylored out. I apologize to you reprobates.
I did get a drunk text from Chad via Howard after midnight on Friday, so I've got that going for me.
What'd I say?
Seriously, that was the first time I had been denied entrance to Sammy's due to someone (Hogwally) being too drunk to stand up on his own.
Usually they at least take your cover charge before they throw you out.
I then rescued him from getting arrested when he mistook a cop's cell phone conversation for someone speaking to him.
He asked the cop, "You talkin to me", but not in a Robert Deniro in Taxi Driver kind of way. He was genuinely inquiring. The cop took it as aggression and pulled out his cuffs threatening to take him "to Birmingham Jail".
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He asked the cop, "You talkin to me", but not in a Robert Deniro in Taxi Driver kind of way. He was genuinely inquiring. The cop took it as aggression and pulled out his cuffs threatening to take him "to Birmingham Jail".
That just sounds greasy
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(http://tigersx.com/images/elliott.jpg)
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What'd I say?
Seriously, that was the first time I had been denied entrance to Sammy's due to someone (Hogwally) being too drunk to stand up on his own.
Usually they at least take your cover charge before they throw you out.
I then rescued him from getting arrested when he mistook a cop's cell phone conversation for someone speaking to him.
He asked the cop, "You talkin to me", but not in a Robert Deniro in Taxi Driver kind of way. He was genuinely inquiring. The cop took it as aggression and pulled out his cuffs threatening to take him "to Birmingham Jail".
I got a drunk text too - from Chizad via Howard.
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" was the content.
Unfortunately for you suckas, you were too drunk to even get dirty deeds done at outrageously stupid prices by not even making it into Sammy's.
Too drunk to get in a titty bar. That is either some kind of record for Xers, or worthy of Xers shame.
i will let the others weigh in on that...
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I got a drunk text too - from Chizad via Howard.
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" was the content.
Unfortunately for you suckas, you were too drunk to even get dirty deeds done at outrageously stupid prices by not even making it into Sammy's.
Too drunk to get in a titty bar. That is either some kind of record for Xers, or worthy of Xers shame.
i will let the others weigh in on that...
Howard's group shot 3 over par. However, they ended up scoring 29 under due to the amount of beer cans in the cart. You do the math.
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I got a drunk text too - from Chizad via Howard.
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" was the content.
Unfortunately for you suckas, you were too drunk to even get dirty deeds done at outrageously stupid prices by not even making it into Sammy's.
Too drunk to get in a titty bar. That is either some kind of record for Xers, or worthy of Xers shame.
i will let the others weigh in on that...
I have my opinions...but I wasn't there for Friday night....so in all fairness, I will keep them to myself.
Although maybe these weekends are proving to be too much...for the fags that vag out due to the comforts of a little secured pussy at home....maybe these trips need to be shortened to one night.
I mean if that's all most of you are good for....
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I have my opinions...but I wasn't there for Friday night....so in all fairness, I will keep them to myself.
Although maybe these weekends are proving to be too much...for the fags that vag out due to the comforts of a little secured pussy at home....maybe these trips need to be shortened to one night.
I mean if that's all most of you are good for....
Then how the shit are some of us supposed to know what happened the night before? Shit. I don't remember much after we got denied Sammy's passage.
I might as well have time travelled from Tilted Kilt to wake up time Saturday morning.
...Oh....and I give props to Sweets and Buzz (my teamates this year). We gave it a hell of a run! :thumsup:
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Howard's group shot 3 over par. However, they ended up scoring 29 under due to the amount of beer cans in the cart. You do the math.
Our group shot 10 over par. However, our final score was -21. You will find similar math in the equation.
I'm sure glad I didn't get pulled over by the masses of State Highway patrolmen yesterday on the way back to Atlanta from the 'Ham, b/c I would've received a DUI.
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I have my opinions...but I wasn't there for Friday night....so in all fairness, I will keep them to myself.
Although maybe these weekends are proving to be too much...for the fags that vag out due to the comforts of a little secured pussy at home....maybe these trips need to be shortened to one night.
I mean if that's all most of you are good for....
Actually, I'm only good for about 3 minutes.
Nice to meet you, finally.
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Then how the shit are some of us supposed to know what happened the night before? Shit. I don't remember much after we got denied Sammy's passage.
I might as well have time travelled from Tilted Kilt to wake up time Saturday morning.
...Oh....and I give props to Sweets and Buzz (my teamates this year). I gave it a hell of a run! :thumsup:
Fixed that for you. Hell, after the second gulligan I couldn't even hold up my part of the bargain...only 21 empties for our team. We suxxed.
It was fun and I think I sweated off another 5 lbs out there too. I just hope sweets doesn't think I'm a creepy old man. I mean, I am, but I hope she doesn't think it anyway.
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Funny, I would have expected Thrilla or Yoda in the basket.
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I just hope sweets doesn't think I'm a creepy old man. I mean, I am, but I hope she doesn't think it anyway.
I heard she was fine after she got these removed.
(http://tigersx.com/images/handprint.jpg)
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I heard she was fine after she got these removed.
(http://tigersx.com/images/handprint.jpg)
That's a damn lie. I never once had paint on my hands.
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What'd I say?
Seriously, that was the first time I had been denied entrance to Sammy's due to someone (Hogwally) being too drunk to stand up on his own.
Usually they at least take your cover charge before they throw you out.
I then rescued him from getting arrested when he mistook a cop's cell phone conversation for someone speaking to him.
He asked the cop, "You talkin to me", but not in a Robert Deniro in Taxi Driver kind of way. He was genuinely inquiring. The cop took it as aggression and pulled out his cuffs threatening to take him "to Birmingham Jail".
+1 Stir Crazy.
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I got a drunk text too - from Chizad via Howard.
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" was the content.
Unfortunately for you suckas, you were too drunk to even get dirty deeds done at outrageously stupid prices by not even making it into Sammy's.
Too drunk to get in a titty bar. That is either some kind of record for Xers, or worthy of Xers shame.
i will let the others weigh in on that...
Not my finest hour. All I can say is it's all fun and games until someone trips over a curb and rips the skin off of three toes. In my defense, I still say it wouldn't have been a problem at Sammysif I hadn't been wearing the razorback hat.
But thanks for letting me join in. I had a lot of fun, sorry I made an ass of myself. Feel free to make fun of me, I deserve it.
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Not my finest hour. All I can say is it's all fun and games until someone trips over a curb and rips the skin off of three toes. In my defense, I still say it wouldn't have been a problem at Sammysif I hadn't been wearing the razorback hat.
But thanks for letting me join in. I had a lot of fun, sorry I made an ass of myself. Feel free to make fun of me, I deserve it.
I am really regretting not making it along on Friday night, but it was great to meet you.
I have been kicked out of Sammy's before, but never stopped from going in. I am in awe, sir.
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Three toes huh? Is your last name McFadden?
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I think I had a great time. Just wish I remembered more of it.
I will say I was disappointed in my teammates and their lack of dedication to drinking our way to victory.
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I gotta' say, I'm glad my wife wouldn't let....I mean, I'm almost glad I had a conflict this weekend. It doesn't sound like anyone really remembers much of it. When 90% of the posts start with, "I was so drunk that..."
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Actually, I'm only good for about 3 minutes.
Nice to meet you, finally.
Likewise.
And it felt like a lot longer than three minutes. :)
Bringing the real Asian kid was a nice touch.
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So, Yoda is an exchange student?
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So, Yoda is an exchange student?
Do they make Asians who can't function the internet?
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So, Yoda is an exchange student?
From what I understand he's here to do some math.
Of course, this is just what I overheard while I was finsihing up some drywalling.....
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Do they make Asians who can't function the internet?
I never saw him with an abacus.
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From what I understand he's here to do some math.
Of course, this is just what I overheard while I was finsihing up some drywalling.....
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:bugs:
It's true...you should see her skills with a trowel.
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It's true...you should see her skills with a trowel.
Its funny because she actually does landscaping. Why the lies sweets?
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Its funny because she actually does landscaping. Why the lies sweets?
No lies. I always try to keep up the landscaping...I mean my lower half is Mexican.
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this is all. some report. i figured sunday would be recovery and a monday would be a report w/ @ least 1 group picture.
snaggle should have been covering this rather than the football team. oops...i forgot about dax. snaggle loves teh dax.
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this is all. some report. i figured sunday would be recovery and a monday would be a report w/ @ least 1 group picture.
snaggle should have been covering this rather than the football team. oops...i forgot about dax. snaggle loves teh dax.cox
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So, Yoda is an exchange student?
He was busy trying to find a new American style girlfriend, not Fuck up grandpa's hyena, and avoid crashing the car in the lake.
Scott, you're a good guy why do you hang out with a ginger and a self-loathing homosexshul?
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This brings me to my next point, kids.
Too many Scotts in this group. Two of you are going to have to change your names so there is no confusion.
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I call Arkansas Scott, Wally so that should have people sufficiently confused.
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I picked up the nickname Wally when I was about 12 years old from my best friend's older sister. She was a hottie and could have called me just about anything and I would have smiled about it. It's been with me a lot of years and I answer to it just as easily as Scott.
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He was busy trying to find a new American style girlfriend, not Fuck up grandpa's hyena, and avoid crashing the car in the lake.
Scott, you're a good guy why do you hang out with a ginger and a self-loathing homosexshul?
Hey, wait a minute...I only loathe other people. Bucha assholes, all of ya
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Hey, wait a minute...I only loathe other people. Bucha assholes, all of ya
The correct answer would have been, "no more yankee my wankee", we would have also accepted "wassa happenin hot stuff".
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Although maybe these weekends are proving to be too much...for the fags that vag out due to the comforts of a little secured pussy at home....maybe these trips need to be shortened to one night.
Aw, darlin. Green doesn't suit you.
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Aw, darlin. Green doesn't suit you.
What? I have secured pussy at home too. :)
Was not singling you out, sugarshorts...just making an observation.
And,for the record, I happen to look quite charming in green.
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What? I have secured pussy at home too. :)
Was not singling you out, sugarshorts...just making an observation.
And,for the record, I happen to look quite charming in green.
Not sure about green...but black? Hell yes!
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So, Yoda is an exchange student?
Get it right fuckers I'm here studying rice.
Good to meet you all had a blast despite the headache, and beer sweats I had Sunday night.
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No lies. I always try to keep up the landscaping...I mean my lower half is Mexican.
Must be a regional thing, the mexicans in Birmingham do a better job pulling the weeds.
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Must be a regional thing, the mexicans in Birmingham do a better job pulling the weeds.
Nobody puts Baby in the corner.