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The SGA / Re: Three Months of Trump
« Last post by Kaos on May 10, 2025, 11:55:43 AM »
Is there nothing this idiot does that you'll call him on? This stupid fucking trade war is going nowhere good.

Y'all are the worst fucking fanboys.

I'd like to know where the accident occurred that left you brain damaged.
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The SGA / Re: Three Months of Trump
« Last post by CCTAU on May 09, 2025, 03:35:08 PM »
Is there nothing this idiot does that you'll call him on? This stupid fucking trade war is going nowhere good.

Y'all are the worst fucking fanboys.

So far it has countries lining up to negotiate. Manufactures are talking about the orders rolling in. Trillions in investment. As soon as douchebags like you stop defending our enemies and start supporting the US and its citizens, the ball will pick up even more speed.
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The SGA / Re: Three Months of Trump
« Last post by wesfau2 on May 09, 2025, 09:43:32 AM »
Is there nothing this idiot does that you'll call him on? This stupid fucking trade war is going nowhere good.

Y'all are the worst fucking fanboys.
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The SGA / Re: Three Months of Trump
« Last post by CCTAU on May 08, 2025, 04:54:15 PM »
Nothing but chicken little sky screaming from "the price of eggs didn't go down in three days" crowd. 

They do not understand the art of negotiating from a position of strength. They prefer their leaders on their knees deep throating foreign interests.

Well. That has been the policy of the last two liberal presidents.
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The SGA / Re: Three Months of Trump
« Last post by Kaos on May 08, 2025, 03:57:56 PM »
Question about all of the leftwing hysterical liberal woman shrieking going on about tariffs.

Are any of you affected by them? Have they even had time to have an effect yet?

Are we doomed to starve because Chinese food is suick in ports and we will all have nothing to eat in a few weeks?

Will we all be naked because temu is grounded?

Nothing but chicken little sky screaming from "the price of eggs didn't go down in three days" crowd. 

They do not understand the art of negotiating from a position of strength. They prefer their leaders on their knees deep throating foreign interests. 
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The SGA / Re: Three Months of Trump
« Last post by CCTAU on May 08, 2025, 11:05:04 AM »
Question about all of the leftwing hysterical liberal woman shrieking going on about tariffs.

Are any of you affected by them? Have they even had time to have an effect yet?

Are we doomed to starve because Chinese food is suick in ports and we will all have nothing to eat in a few weeks?

Will we all be naked because temu is grounded?
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Last post by Kaos on May 07, 2025, 01:42:48 PM »
Sharky's Machine
-Purchase: Amazon Prime-

Burt Reynolds is an American legend. It's a shame he passed on so many iconic roles (Sonny and Michael Corleone - Godfather, Travis Bickle - Taxi Driver, Han Solo - Star Wars, James Bond - Her Majesty's Secret Service, John McClane - Die Hard, Randle McMurphy - Cuckoo's Nest, Edward Lewis - Pretty Woman, Garrett Breedlove - Terms of Endearment, and others - including supposedly Batman in the 1966 TV series).  Instead he made Smokey, Hooper, Gator, Stroker... Deliverance (great movie) and of course, Sharky's Machine.

Sharky is a blatant Dirty Harry ripoff. The same 'shoot first ask questions later' attitude that runs him afoul of the administration. The same renegade dogged pursuit of a crazy-eyed psycho. Burt was 41 when Sharky was filmed but he moved like a man twice his age. A lifetime of doing his own stunts maybe caught up to him.

Other than the gimpiness, this was vintage Burt right as his powers began to wane. You'll recognize many of his regular pals in it - Bernie Casey, Charles Durning, Brian Keith, Earl Holliman. Weird-looking Henry Silva is the big bad. It's also got Rachel Ward - at the absolute apex of her hotness (see Thorn Birds and Against All Odds for reference) which is a plus.

This is a protoypical 1980s "one good cop" movie that Burt directed himself. Almost every scene is an 80s cliche in one form or another. There are elements of every movie of its kind, whispers of the (then burgeoning) MTV "sexy girl" videos, a jazz score with plenty of saxophone.... like it distilled the entirety of the early 80s into one two-hour bloc. It has a whiff of Miami Vice - when Vice was only a small glimmer in the minds of Yerkovich and Mann. I'm honestly not sure if Vice exists without Sharky - his character is very much akin to what Sonny Crockett became.

The big thing that drew me to it when I was in my teens was that the film was shot entirely in Atlanta. It featured places I'd seen, buildings I recognized, streets and locales I'd visited. This movie really opened the door to Atlanta as a movie mecca and helped pave the way for the hundreds of films that have been shot there since. Without Sharky, there might not be a Georgia Marvel campus.

The movie's signature scene, a fall out a window of the Hyatt Regency's Radius Tower (which at the time was a dominant feature of Atlanta's skyline) set a record which still stands today. Longest stunt free fall in history at 220 feet.

Is it a great movie? Not in the slightest. Is it an interesting trip through an America that was on the verge of change (remember, Reagan had just been elected and the dirty grunge of the late 70s was about to give way to the pastel utopia of the 80s)?  Absolutely, 100%.  Is it worth watching?  For me, without question.  Not over and over, but maybe once every couple of years.  I bought it (when it was on sale for $4.99) for that reason. 

Burt is legendary. That's all there is to it.
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Beard-Eaves Memorial Coliseum / Re: 2024-2025 Fighting Pearls
« Last post by Kaos on May 07, 2025, 10:52:24 AM »
The pain still lingers. I wish it didn't.

Dylan Cardwell deserved a championship.  You can't score 24 points in a half in any game and hope to win.

This feels very much like living through the Dye era. Always so close.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: TigersX Resurgence
« Last post by Kaos on May 07, 2025, 10:48:59 AM »
Are we back?

Don't call it a comeback.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Last post by Kaos on May 07, 2025, 10:48:23 AM »
Terrifier 3
-Amazon Prime-

Not sure where to start here.  I love horror movies.  This isn't really horror, though.  It's more unrestrained, gleeful gore. It's so over-the-top it actually loses the ability to shock and bleeds over into comedic parody. When Art is hacking arms off with an axe or running a chainsaw up a naked man's butt or turning Santa into a human snowman it's done with such outrageous silliness that it's hard to take seriously. 

Art the Clown is back from the dead. And he's borrowing from, paying homage to, and gruesomely recasting the greatest slasher movies of all time. The movie's score is a mashed together amalgam of Friday the 13th, Halloween, and Nightmare. The 'disappearing' immortality after what should have been a killing shot swipes the hallmark revivals of Michael and Jason. Art utliizes a machete, a chainsaw, an axe.  Even the look had a very 70s "John Carpenter" feel.

What sets Art apart is the unbridled joy he gets out of his - somewhat indiscriminate - kills. His facial expressions and physical antics are absolutely hilarious. They have to be in order to leach some of the horrific goriness of the carnage he inflicts. That goofiness maintains a balance that prevents the film from descending into nothing but vomitous goreshock.
Art's kills are insanely, brutally, randomly creative and dispensed with bizarre hilarity.

Art is a great horror character. He gets better with every outing. I've lamented before (in The Strangers review for one) that killers need to have some known motivation, even if their murders are seemingly random. Art lacks that. Rumor is that Terrifier 4 (and yes, there will be a fourth installment) will delve into his backstory. Hopefully this is the case.

Terrifier 1 had a budget of $4. Terrifier 2 got a little more, maybe $90.  Terrifier 3 had $2 million to work with and it shows. Terrifer 2 recycled about five paper decorations in various locations to show it was Halloween. Three is a Christmas movie and it laid on the decor.  The film had multiple settings (not just two or three).  It looked like a real movie. It also features cameos from several B and C level actors including Clint Howard, Chris Jericho, Tom Savini (if you don't know, you need to), Jason Patric, and in a great turn as a barfly Santa, Daniel Roebuck.

It's hard to criticize a movie that knows exactly what it is and leans completely into it in some of the most creatively gruesome ways. That said? There have always been limits. Even Cujo knew the boundaries and strayed from the book's dismal ending. Terrifier 3 decides to break that wall in its effort to up the gory ante.  I'm not sure that line should have been crossed.

It was so over the top I felt like I needed a shower after it was over. And as sick as it sounds I'm interested and invested in where this saga goes next. 
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