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Haley Center Basement / Re: Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s
« Last post by Snakebite on Today at 02:53:42 PM »Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.
^^This^^You must have gotten the small fry
Although, I have to say Five Guys has adjusted some things to make it easier. I got a cheeseburger, fries and a coke there last week. My first payment is not due until July 1st.
They're trying to help the common man.
Five Guys huh?
His NIL must already be off the charts!
Hey, he visited Five Guys right after that was posted. How was I to know?
I heard he is 6’6” and 290lbs.
Your streets need adjustments!
It just puts some experienced depth in the room.
Reminds me of the first time I flew into Maine. Nobody told me you flew to Portland and drove anywhere else. We took a flight from Boston to Augusta. It was like the airport in Wings. The gate agent was also the TSA agent and the baggage handler.
When we left there there were some hippos going with us. The pilot asked this woman who was at least 300 her weight. She said 119. They told her they needed an accurate number to distribute the weight in the plane or it was at risk of crashing in takeoff. She screams that her license says 119!
It took them 20 minutes of moving luggage around and moving the rest of us around until the pilot eyeballed it and deemed it close enough.
I was white knuckle until we got in the air.