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Title: Caption this.....
Post by: Godfather on January 08, 2008, 11:28:29 AM
The good ol' family fun caption game....

(http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: D-Day on January 08, 2008, 11:41:10 AM
(http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg)

After a few detours and 10 years later JFK, Jr. finally finds his way back to Martha's Vineyard.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 08, 2008, 01:50:33 PM
The good family fun caption game....

(http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg)
Total Bastard Airlines would like to welcome you to Palm Beach. Thanks for choosing us, now buh-bye.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Ogre on January 08, 2008, 01:58:55 PM
(http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg)

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking.  If I could direct your attention to the right side of the plane you can see the Pacific Ocean.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 08, 2008, 07:12:31 PM
The good family fun caption game....

(http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg)

"There were SNAKES ON THE MUTHA-FUCKIN' PLAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Jumbo on January 09, 2008, 02:40:57 AM
See what had happen was....
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Godfather on January 09, 2008, 09:39:22 AM
(http://tigersx.net/images/blendin.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Thrilla on January 09, 2008, 11:44:20 AM
(http://tigersx.net/images/blendin.jpg)

It became evident at Spring Break that Pam had taken the "Freshman 15" a step too far.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Ogre on January 09, 2008, 11:59:41 AM
(http://tigersx.net/images/blendin.jpg)

By recruiting Annie "The Anchor" Adams, the Tug-of-War National Championship was a shoe-in.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Tiger Six on January 09, 2008, 02:14:32 PM
(http://tigersx.net/images/blendin.jpg)

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Lurking Tiger on January 09, 2008, 02:21:24 PM
(http://tigersx.net/images/blendin.jpg)

Only four girls left. Just four girls. Ann was sure she could eat them all before the weekend, and then she would have the house all to herself.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 09, 2008, 02:23:09 PM
(http://tigersx.net/images/blendin.jpg)
These 7 young ladies were harassed at this years spring break. The offenders, all members of a message board called "TigersX", are still at large.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Godfather on January 09, 2008, 02:25:40 PM
These 7 young ladies were harassed at this years spring break. The offenders, all members of a message board called "TigersX", are still at large.
7?
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 09, 2008, 02:27:22 PM
Yes, 7.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Saniflush on January 09, 2008, 02:31:43 PM
Yes, 7.

He's kinda slow.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Godfather on January 09, 2008, 02:47:24 PM
He's kinda slow.
I get that shes big enough to make 3 its just  :cage:. I was expecting more out of the Chief
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 09, 2008, 02:52:00 PM
SAP gettin you down there PC???
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 09, 2008, 03:58:45 PM
Critics! Subtile humor at its best is what that was.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Tarheel on January 09, 2008, 05:10:53 PM
Critics! Subtile humor at its best is what that was.

You mean "subtle" of course but, yes, I too thought the caption was funny.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Tiger Six on January 09, 2008, 05:22:18 PM
You mean "subtle" of course but, yes, I too thought the caption was funny.

Actually, he meant "below tile". 

Don't fuck with the US Navy, gomer.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Godfather on January 10, 2008, 09:44:28 AM
(http://tigersx.net/images/horse.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: AWK on January 10, 2008, 09:58:33 AM
(http://tigersx.net/images/horse.jpg)
Amputee Horses, Bad idea.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Tarheel on January 10, 2008, 10:13:12 AM
Actually, he meant "below tile". 

Don't fuck with the US Navy, gomer.

Ok, Squidbilly.  But what the fuck does "below tile" mean in that context?  Oh, yeah, don't fuck with the Navy...got it.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Tiger Six on January 10, 2008, 10:59:39 AM
Ok, Squidbilly.  But what the fuck does "below tile" mean in that context?  Oh, yeah, don't fuck with the Navy...got it.

Don't fucking question a retired Petty Officer in the US Navy, fucker. 

It means what it fucking meant. 

If you want to discuss this further, we need to have a throwndown in the parking lot of the Pelham CVS. 
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Godfather on January 10, 2008, 11:13:22 AM
Don't fucking question a retired Petty Officer in the US Navy, fucker. 

It means what it fucking meant. 

If you want to discuss this further, we need to have a throwndown in the parking lot of the Pelham CVS. 
You all are derailing the caption this thread, and if this action does not stop immediately I will be forced to lock this thread.

Signed,
Kaos
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Tiger Six on January 10, 2008, 11:28:39 AM
(http://tigersx.net/images/horse.jpg)

After a night of binge drinking, Trigger falls asleep on the job.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Ogre on January 10, 2008, 11:44:22 AM
(http://tigersx.net/images/horse.jpg)

After Mary's third failed attempt to clear the log, it became clear why the Equestrian team had a weight limit. 
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 10, 2008, 12:48:47 PM
(http://tigersx.net/images/horse.jpg)
The Olympic events committee briefly considered combining the equestrian and pole vaulting events.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Thrilla on January 10, 2008, 01:00:43 PM
(http://tigersx.net/images/horse.jpg)

Sir Trot-a-Lot's carnivorous and unquenchable thirst for gopher blood became a real problem that day on the prairie obstacle course.

Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Godfather on January 11, 2008, 11:38:10 AM
(http://tigersx.net/images/drag.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Ogre on January 11, 2008, 12:03:41 PM
(http://tigersx.net/images/drag.jpg)

BK's was almost to the final level of World of Warcraft when his parents made him leave to go to summer camp.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Tiger Six on January 11, 2008, 12:20:07 PM
(http://tigersx.net/images/drag.jpg)

You can take my computer when you pry my cold dead hands from around it.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Godfather on January 11, 2008, 01:09:41 PM
(http://tigersx.net/images/drag.jpg)
It was Mr. Reese's worst nightmare when he realized his son Brad's gay porn addiction had become this out of control.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 11, 2008, 01:12:32 PM
(http://tigersx.net/images/drag.jpg)
But Dad.....I don't want to buy a Mac.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 11, 2008, 02:12:55 PM
(http://tigersx.net/images/drag.jpg)
Having grown tired of his son's addiction to Raven Riley, Little Kevin is hauled off to the peaceful woodlands of Livingston to get cured off "the devil's box."
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Jumbo on January 11, 2008, 02:22:30 PM
(http://tigersx.net/images/drag.jpg)
Its our honeymoon, you can use my hard drive.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 11, 2008, 03:02:46 PM
(http://tigersx.net/images/drag.jpg)

Stephen Hawkings parents didn't realize how hard the task of moving him would be without his chair....things get ugly in a hurry...
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Godfather on January 11, 2008, 03:03:51 PM
Stephen Hawkings parents didn't realize how hard the task of moving him would be without his chair....things get ugly in a hurry...
:clap:
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: AUChizad on January 11, 2008, 06:19:24 PM
(http://home.nyc.rr.com/lolfyadlol/index/helofoto/child%20molester%20randy%20altstadt%20nebraska%20v2.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Kaos on January 11, 2008, 06:46:32 PM

(http://home.nyc.rr.com/lolfyadlol/index/helofoto/child%20molester%20randy%20altstadt%20nebraska%20v2.jpg)

Sware ta GOD, she said she was 18.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: AUChizad on January 11, 2008, 06:53:32 PM
Sware ta GOD, she said she was 18.
You know 'em when you see 'em.
Check out the file name of that picture.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Kaos on January 11, 2008, 06:58:07 PM

(http://home.nyc.rr.com/lolfyadlol/index/helofoto/child%20molester%20randy%20altstadt%20nebraska%20v2.jpg)

What the fuck you mean, man? Saban gon' win the NASHUNAL CHAMPEENSHIP this damn season, buddy row. ROE FUCKIN' TAAAAHD.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 11, 2008, 10:14:02 PM
(http://home.nyc.rr.com/lolfyadlol/index/helofoto/child%20molester%20randy%20altstadt%20nebraska%20v2.jpg)

After another unfortunate incident with Snufalumpagus' sphincter searching trunk, Frank comes out of his Big Bird costume slightly frazzled and ready to fight....
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 14, 2008, 12:08:28 PM
(http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4342/philmickelsontmfo7.th.jpg) (http://img135.imageshack.us/my.php?image=philmickelsontmfo7.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Jumbo on January 14, 2008, 01:58:40 PM
(http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4342/philmickelsontmfo7.th.jpg) (http://img135.imageshack.us/my.php?image=philmickelsontmfo7.jpg)
Use the 9 iron
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Thrilla on January 14, 2008, 02:45:17 PM
(http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4342/philmickelsontmfo7.th.jpg) (http://img135.imageshack.us/my.php?image=philmickelsontmfo7.jpg)

As part of his master strategy, Butch Harmon has Mickelson lighten up for 2008: he requires him to sing the chorus from "Werewolves in London" after each par or better on the course.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: GarMan on January 14, 2008, 04:43:33 PM
(http://home.nyc.rr.com/lolfyadlol/index/helofoto/child%20molester%20randy%20altstadt%20nebraska%20v2.jpg)

Is it subtile or subtle humor? 
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: AlicevilleEagle on January 14, 2008, 07:00:58 PM
Is it subtile or subtle humor? 

There is nothing subtle nor subtile about that pic...
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Tarheel on January 15, 2008, 02:40:52 PM
Is it subtile or subtle humor? 

Not to risk derailing this thread (again) but apparently the retired US Navy Petty Officer is correct in his usage (if a bit dated):

subtile 
   
Main Entry: sub·tile
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): sub·til·er
Etymology: Middle English subtile, sotil subtle
Date: 14th century
1: subtle elusive <a subtile aroma>
2 a: cunning crafty b: sagacious discerning
Archaic spelling of subtle


subtle 
   
Main Entry: sub·tle 
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): sub·tler; sub·tlest
Etymology: Middle English sotil, subtile, from Anglo-French, from Latin subtilis, literally, finely textured, from sub- + tela cloth on a loom; akin to Latin texere to weave — more at technical
Date: 14th century
1 a: delicate elusive <a subtle fragrance> b: difficult to understand or perceive : obscure <subtle differences in sound>
2 a: perceptive refined <a writer's sharp and subtle moral sense> b: having or marked by keen insight and ability to penetrate deeply and thoroughly <a subtle scholar>
3 a: highly skillful : expert <a subtle craftsman> b: cunningly made or contrived : ingenious
4: artful crafty <a subtle rogue>
5: operating insidiously <subtle poisons>
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: GarMan on January 15, 2008, 02:48:33 PM
Not to risk derailing this thread (again) but apparently the retired US Navy Petty Officer is correct in his usage (if a bit dated):

subtile 
  
Main Entry: sub·tile
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): sub·til·er
Etymology: Middle English subtile, sotil subtle
Date: 14th century
1: subtle elusive <a subtile aroma>
2 a: cunning crafty b: sagacious discerning
Archaic spelling of subtle


subtle 
  
Main Entry: sub·tle 
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): sub·tler; sub·tlest
Etymology: Middle English sotil, subtile, from Anglo-French, from Latin subtilis, literally, finely textured, from sub- + tela cloth on a loom; akin to Latin texere to weave — more at technical
Date: 14th century
1 a: delicate elusive <a subtle fragrance> b: difficult to understand or perceive : obscure <subtle differences in sound>
2 a: perceptive refined <a writer's sharp and subtle moral sense> b: having or marked by keen insight and ability to penetrate deeply and thoroughly <a subtle scholar>
3 a: highly skillful : expert <a subtle craftsman> b: cunningly made or contrived : ingenious
4: artful crafty <a subtle rogue>
5: operating insidiously <subtle poisons>

Well?  The caption still holds true...  and the picture works fairly well with it.  Anything from the 14th century is a bit dated to say the least. 
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: DnATL on January 15, 2008, 02:57:13 PM
Anything from the 14th century is a bit dated to say the least. 
'Cept dem nashunal champeenchips awarded to Bammer in 1492-1493!  Back-ta-back baby (per that pole took by Ferdinand Magellan's cabin boy!)
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: GarMan on January 15, 2008, 03:02:49 PM
(http://home.nyc.rr.com/lolfyadlol/index/helofoto/child%20molester%20randy%20altstadt%20nebraska%20v2.jpg)

Man goes out window with Christmas tree...
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL1413862320080114

Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: GarMan on January 15, 2008, 03:05:33 PM
(http://home.nyc.rr.com/lolfyadlol/index/helofoto/child%20molester%20randy%20altstadt%20nebraska%20v2.jpg)

Waving at girls costs man his arm...
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1433912120080114

Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Tarheel on January 15, 2008, 03:10:29 PM
Well?  The caption still holds true...

No doubt!!

Just posted that info to vindicate the retired US Navy Petty Officer's spelling and usage of the word while not trying to derail the thread and causing an intervention by the moderators.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: GarMan on January 15, 2008, 03:14:43 PM
(http://home.nyc.rr.com/lolfyadlol/index/helofoto/child%20molester%20randy%20altstadt%20nebraska%20v2.jpg)

Drug-resistant staph found to be passed in gay sex...  leaving San Fransiscans dazed and confused.  
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN1337175820080114  

Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 15, 2008, 03:30:48 PM
No doubt!!

Just posted that info to vindicate the retired US Navy Petty Officer's spelling and usage of the word while not trying to derail the thread and causing an intervention by the moderators.
Thank you. There's no hope for these boorish internet ruffians. Knowledge is power, motherfrickers!
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Saniflush on January 15, 2008, 03:37:55 PM
Thank you. There's no hope for these boorish internet ruffians. Knowledge is power, motherfrickers!

Falling face first into roses does not count chief.  The Tarheel is brown nosing because of the good scotch he got at KSU.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Tarheel on January 15, 2008, 03:51:21 PM
...because of the good scotch he got at KSU.

No...the great cigar actually.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Tarheel on January 15, 2008, 03:54:08 PM
Falling face first into roses does not count chief....

Was that an intervention?
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 15, 2008, 03:54:42 PM
Falling face first into roses does not count chief.  The Tarheel is brown nosing because of the good scotch he got at KSU.
I take what I can get. Brown nosing has been done for far worse things.

Still got a quarter of a bottle left of that Highland single malt I was passing around at KSU. Ran out of Cubans pretty quickly though. I am stuck with the Nicaraguan stuff now. I have to get back to Spain sometime before the season starts and replenish the humidor. If Brian were a good friend, he'd hook a brother up.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Saniflush on January 15, 2008, 04:14:54 PM
I take what I can get. Brown nosing has been done for far worse things.

Still got a quarter of a bottle left of that Highland single malt I was passing around at KSU. Ran out of Cubans pretty quickly though. I am stuck with the Nicaraguan stuff now. I have to get back to Spain sometime before the season starts and replenish the humidor. If Brian were a good friend, he'd hook a brother up.

Lucky for you I have been rat holing some Cohibas.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: GarMan on January 15, 2008, 04:35:02 PM
Lucky for you I have been rat holing some Cohibas.

Isn't that similar to Richard Gere's gerbilling antics?  Or, is that more like Bill Clinton Lewinskying a cigar? 

Oh God, you people are SICK!   :puke:
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Tiger Six on January 15, 2008, 05:16:29 PM
Lucky for you I have been rat holing some Cohibas.

I wouldn't think that would be good for them.  How do you control the humidity in your rathole?
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 16, 2008, 03:11:22 AM
Lucky for you I have been rat holing some Cohibas.
Well shit, I was over your way this past Saturday. Had some quick in-and-out bidness in Bremen.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Saniflush on January 16, 2008, 06:47:33 AM
Well shit, I was over your way this past Saturday. Had some quick in-and-out bidness in Bremen.

How was she and how much did it cost you? 

Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Thrilla on January 16, 2008, 10:04:20 AM
It's not a tuma
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: AlicevilleEagle on January 16, 2008, 11:32:41 AM
This may be too easy...

(http://www.rigdonirvin.com/AnimatedGIF/redneckwedding.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Saniflush on January 16, 2008, 11:37:46 AM


(http://www.rigdonirvin.com/AnimatedGIF/redneckwedding.jpg)

"What time does the tahd game come on baby?"
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on January 16, 2008, 11:41:34 AM
This may be too easy...

(http://www.rigdonirvin.com/AnimatedGIF/redneckwedding.jpg)

If we ever get divorced can we still be brother and sister?
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Thrilla on January 16, 2008, 12:49:37 PM
C'mon...can't this guy get any love?

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080107/i/r4248941818.jpg?)
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Ogre on January 16, 2008, 01:05:00 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080107/i/r4248941818.jpg?)

Warning:  Being a fan of the University of Alabama has been known to cause Elephantitis. 
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 16, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
C'mon...can't this guy get any love?

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080107/i/r4248941818.jpg?)
"Would you date a guy with elephantitis of the balls, Claire? You'd have to ride in the back seat of course because his nuts would be riding shotgun."
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 16, 2008, 04:05:58 PM
C'mon...can't this guy get any love?

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080107/i/r4248941818.jpg?)
Contrary to what Bill Cosby has been telling us for years...there really isn't always room for jello.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: AUChizad on January 16, 2008, 04:13:16 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080107/i/r4248941818.jpg?)
Subtitles: Han, my boy, you disappoint me. Why haven't you paid me? And why did you fry poor Greedo?
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: JohnDeere on January 16, 2008, 05:19:49 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1277/1214210586_fa6084064a_m.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 16, 2008, 07:15:29 PM
This may be too easy...

(http://www.rigdonirvin.com/AnimatedGIF/redneckwedding.jpg)

"Bouquet in one hand, cash and prizes in the other...."

Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 16, 2008, 07:18:48 PM
C'mon...can't this guy get any love?

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080107/i/r4248941818.jpg?)

Life has been rough for Danny after the bitter failure of securing the role of "Trash Heap" on "The Fraggles".....
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Post by: Jumbo on January 17, 2008, 05:58:09 AM
This may be too easy...

(http://www.rigdonirvin.com/AnimatedGIF/redneckwedding.jpg)
I knew Bubba usin those Crest White Strips would pay off.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 17, 2008, 01:38:18 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1277/1214210586_fa6084064a_m.jpg)
Fred was never the same once word got around that he was the inspiration for "Fraggle Rock".
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Jumbo on January 17, 2008, 02:08:30 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1277/1214210586_fa6084064a_m.jpg)
Prowler makin' a facial statement.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 18, 2008, 03:22:48 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/steej/wtf-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 18, 2008, 03:44:48 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/steej/wtf-1.jpg)

Grandma took offense that her bunny suit wasn't getting worn.... 
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Thrilla on January 18, 2008, 04:16:32 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/steej/wtf-1.jpg)

Due to her strange family history, Little Susie went on to predictably become one of the top prostitues in the nation.
Title: Re: Caption this.....
Post by: Lurking Tiger on January 19, 2008, 04:57:37 PM
Victoria's Secret

(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh221/BIGDICKTRUCKER/3.jpg)