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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: WiregrassTiger on March 06, 2014, 08:41:34 PM

Title: These two rednecks go into a bar.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 06, 2014, 08:41:34 PM

 Jim and Dave, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking
 beer.
 Jim turns to Dave and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life
  without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College
 and sign up for some classes.' Dave thinks it's a good idea, and the two
 leave.
 
 The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions,
 who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and
 Logic.
 
 'Logic?' Jim says. 'What's that?'

 The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

  'Yeah.'

 'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you
 would have a yard.'

 'That's true, I do have a yard.'
 
 'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think that you
 would have a house.'

 'Yes, I do have a house.'
 
 'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
 family.'

 'Yes, I have a family.'
 
 'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have
a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a
heterosexual.'
 
 'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of
 that because I have a weed eater.'

 Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go
 meet Dave at the bar. He tells Dave about his classes, how he is signed up
  for Math, English, History, and Logic.

 'Logic?' Dave says, 'What's that?'

 Jim says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'
 
 'No.'
 'Then you're a queer.'

Title: Re: These two rednecks go into a bar.
Post by: oldautiger on March 08, 2014, 08:29:17 PM

Jim & Dave can't be rednecks, they don't have double names.  Now if those two guys were Cletus Bob and Jimmy Earl, then they beez rednecks.