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Title: Genius
Post by: GarMan on April 10, 2008, 11:50:56 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24019518/?GT1=43001

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Police: Suspect takes cab to rob bank
Cab driver gives officers the man’s address, ID’s him in security video

updated 10:08 p.m. ET, Tues., April. 8, 2008
EAST POINT, Ga. - Police said they easily caught a bank robbery suspect after he had a taxi take him to and from the scene of the crime.

East Point police Capt. Russell Popham said officers arrested Marcus Chisholm at his apartment just a few hours after they said he robbed a SunTrust Bank.

Authorities said Chisholm had a cab pick him up at his apartment, take him to the bank and then take him home after the robbery.

The cab driver gave officers Chisholm's address and identified him in the bank's surveillance video.

I'm guessing this is another Obama supporter.   :blink:
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 10, 2008, 12:00:49 PM
Wait right here, and don't mind the alarms when I come out of the building.  I am supposed to be their 1,000,000th customer.
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 10, 2008, 12:27:45 PM
With the looming recession we're being about, coupled with record gas prices, even these poor criminals are feeling the pinch. I think Hiltlary or Osama need to address this problem during the next debate and talk about how their administration will offer programs that will offset the pain these victims are suffering through,
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: GarMan on April 10, 2008, 01:56:50 PM
With the looming recession we're being about, coupled with record gas prices, even these poor criminals are feeling the pinch. I think Hiltlary or Osama need to address this problem during the next debate and talk about how their administration will offer programs that will offset the pain these victims are suffering through,

Oh yeah...  Perhaps, the almighty gubme't can send us free cab ride cards.  The poor girl below actually had to push her own baby's stroller to and from the crime scene. 

http://www.10tv.com/live/content/onnnews/stories/2008/04/10/candy_robbery.html?sid=102
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Mom Uses Her Baby's Stroller In Candy Caper
Thursday,  April 10, 2008 12:27 PM

CINCINNATI, Ohio — From ONN Affiliate WKRC-TV:

A mother is in trouble after police say she brought her baby along when she broke into a downtown Cincinnati candy store early Thursday morning.

Officers believe 19-year-old Christine Ruther and three others broke a window to get inside Minges Candy Store at 1:00 a.m.

Police say Ruther took her seven week old baby out of a stroller so they could fill it with $400 worth of candy.

Officers followed a trail of candy wrappers, and arrested Ruther along with 19-year-old Rebecca Gamble, 18-year-old Terrance Ware and 22-year-old Dwight Reed.

Ruther is charged with breaking and entering and child endangering.

What a beauty queen!   :puke:

Obviously, we need CHANGE in this country.  Together, we can make a difference.
(http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/photos/uncategorized/sharpton_and_obama026.jpg)
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Thrilla on April 10, 2008, 02:43:36 PM
"I believe in change, because by believing in change, we can change what we believe, and from that change, America can believe that we changed what we believed!  This gives us hope to aspire to change, and this change helps us believe that by aspiring to believe in change, we can hope for a dream!  And this dream helps us to believe that our change made us aspire to hope for a better America!"

~from Thrilla's Barack Obama quote book
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Lurking Tiger on April 10, 2008, 03:01:38 PM
"I believe in change, because by believing in change, we can change what we believe, and from that change, America can believe that we changed what we believed!  This gives us hope to aspire to change, and this change helps us believe that by aspiring to believe in change, we can hope for a dream!  And this dream helps us to believe that our change made us aspire to hope for a better America!"

~from Thrilla's Barack Obama quote book

Shut the fuck up, you cheap bastard.
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Ogre on April 10, 2008, 03:15:08 PM
Shut the fuck up, you cheap bastard.

Wow, you hang out with the guy one time and you already pick up on his defining characteristic.  Color you observant.
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Thrilla on April 10, 2008, 03:25:37 PM
Shut the fuck up, you cheap bastard.

Don't you have some pus to go clean out of that rash on the top of your right thigh?


Wow, you hang out with the guy one time and you already pick up on his defining characteristic.  Color you observant.

This coming from a guy who only likes to give one thing:  head.
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Tarheel on April 10, 2008, 03:37:37 PM
"I believe in change, because by believing in change, we can change what we believe, and from that change, America can believe that we changed what we believed!  This gives us hope to aspire to change, and this change helps us believe that by aspiring to believe in change, we can hope for a dream!  And this dream helps us to believe that our change made us aspire to hope for a better America!"

~from Thrilla's Barack Obama quote book

Wow.  That is deep...next thing you know you'll be quoting from Oprah...speaking of which I need to go enjoy some boobies...is it five yet?
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Lurking Tiger on April 10, 2008, 03:48:16 PM
Wow.  That is deep...next thing you know you'll be quoting from Oprah...speaking of which I need to go enjoy some boobies...is it five yet?

The wife was reading the local police blog and she noticed that a large percentage of arrests either happen at, or the altercation was started at, Diamond Daves. She asked me if I had ever heard of the place.

Jerry, WTF.

You guys are getting in barfights without me ?
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 10, 2008, 03:59:27 PM
Oh yeah...  Perhaps, the almighty gubme't can send us free cab ride cards.  The poor girl below actually had to push her own baby's stroller to and from the crime scene. 

http://www.10tv.com/live/content/onnnews/stories/2008/04/10/candy_robbery.html?sid=102
What a beauty queen!   :puke:

Obviously, we need CHANGE in this country.  Together, we can make a difference.
(http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/photos/uncategorized/sharpton_and_obama026.jpg)
Funny, there are no white people in any of Obama's pictures...
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Tarheel on April 10, 2008, 05:33:16 PM
The wife was reading the local police blog and she noticed that a large percentage of arrests either happen at, or the altercation was started at, Diamond Daves. She asked me if I had ever heard of the place.

Jerry, WTF.

You guys are getting in barfights without me ?

What can I say...there are a LOT of carnies there...and it is cheap fun...and the bartender has big boobs.  I have never gotten into a fight there but I have puked in the trashcan without being thrown out of the place (or asked to leave).  GarMan and I will be there again tomorrow night at 10:00 pm until...come on by if you dare.
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Lurking Tiger on April 10, 2008, 10:17:42 PM
What can I say...there are a LOT of carnies there...and it is cheap fun...and the bartender has big boobs.  I have never gotten into a fight there but I have puked in the trashcan without being thrown out of the place (or asked to leave).  GarMan and I will be there again tomorrow night at 10:00 pm until...come on by if you dare.

I'll have to take a raincheck. Dinner tomorrow night is with some freins of the wife.

Payback for Mardi Gras.

Oh, I got your JW thing. You do know that is Mother's Day weekend, right ? What moron schedules a scotch tasting the night before Mother's Day ?
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: AWK on April 11, 2008, 12:20:18 AM
I'll have to take a raincheck. Dinner tomorrow night is with some freins of the wife.

Payback for Mardi Gras.

Oh, I got your JW thing. You do know that is Mother's Day weekend, right ? What moron schedules a scotch tasting the night before Mother's Day ?
Or the better question, Who the fuck created mothers day one day after a scotch tasting?
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Lurking Tiger on April 11, 2008, 10:12:25 AM
Or the better question, Who the fuck created mothers day one day after a scotch tasting?

Touche'
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: GarMan on April 11, 2008, 11:19:14 AM
The wife was reading the local police blog and she noticed that a large percentage of arrests either happen at, or the altercation was started at, Diamond Daves. She asked me if I had ever heard of the place.

Jerry, WTF.

You guys are getting in barfights without me ?

We're just enablers and instigators.  We don't start fights...  We just encourage them, especially when there's ladies involved.   :popcorn:
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: GarMan on April 11, 2008, 11:28:35 AM
Funny, there are no white people in any of Obama's pictures...

What more would you expect from the party of hyphenated-Americans and divisive/exclusionary politics?  This Democrat run for the office is great fun.  If Osama Obama's chosen, it's an insult to women.  If the Hildebeast is chosen, it's an insult to "African-Americans".  They created this problem all by themselves.  Now, they're going to have to chew on it.   :rofl: 
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Tarheel on April 11, 2008, 12:55:10 PM
I'll have to take a raincheck. Dinner tomorrow night is with some freins of the wife.

Payback for Mardi Gras.

Oh, I got your JW thing. You do know that is Mother's Day weekend, right ? What moron schedules a scotch tasting the night before Mother's Day ?

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Payback for Mardi Gras.
  Sounds like a personal problem.

We'll be there Saturday night too...around 10:00 pm.

Regarding the scotch tasting and Mother's Day...it was apparently the only date available...but I'm with AWK on that one..."who the fuck created Mother's Day one day after a scotch tasting".  Too Funny.  If you can make it great...if not then there's more scotch for the rest of us!
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Saniflush on April 11, 2008, 01:08:19 PM
Oh, I got your JW thing.


What the fuck?  I didn't get no damn invitation.  I leave for one week to do OSHA shit and this is how I get treated.  I think I am gonna have to come up there Saturday and drink you fuckers under the table.
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Lurking Tiger on April 11, 2008, 01:12:52 PM

What the fuck?  I didn't get no damn invitation.  I leave for one week to do OSHA shit and this is how I get treated.  I think I am gonna have to come up there Saturday and drink you fuckers under the table.

Sorry Jerry, I should have sent you a PM. I didn't mean to ruin it for everybody.
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Tarheel on April 11, 2008, 01:50:04 PM

What the fuck?  I didn't get no damn invitation.  I leave for one week to do OSHA shit and this is how I get treated.  I think I am gonna have to come up there Saturday and drink you fuckers under the table.

Check your ebays bitch.  I sent it to your work email address.
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Tarheel on April 11, 2008, 01:54:11 PM
Sorry Jerry, I should have sent you a PM. I didn't mean to ruin it for everybody.

No problems...Saniflush should've gotten an email along with Ron and Jonathan.  I guess teh ebays and the intarwebs got fucked up.  The Mother's Day coincidence may put the brakes on it for all you fuckers (hell, I should probably go to NC that weekend and see my Mom too).
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Saniflush on April 11, 2008, 02:19:14 PM
Check your ebays bitch.  I sent it to your work email address.

Apparently you suck at teh e-bays. 

Mothers day?  Screw that!  Scotch is mother's milk.
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Tarheel on April 11, 2008, 02:34:25 PM
We're just enablers and instigators.  We don't start fights...  We just encourage them, especially when there's ladies involved.   :popcorn:

Speaking of which, some punk made a smartass comment directly to me just last night (at Diamond Dave's) as I was leaving!  I let it go this time...had a meeting to go to this morning and didn't want to get tied up with the authorities.   :box:
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: GarMan on April 11, 2008, 05:22:02 PM
Speaking of which, some punk made a smartass comment directly to me just last night (at Diamond Dave's) as I was leaving!  I let it go this time...had a meeting to go to this morning and didn't want to get tied up with the authorities.   :box:

Now come on man!  What the FUCK?  You should have called me after you walked outside.  Being as I stayed there until 2 AM last night, I would have been more than happy to deal with it.  I mean, we like own a significant portion of that place.  We’re investors, and all of the employees know us. 
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Tarheel on April 11, 2008, 05:32:22 PM
Now come on man!  What the FUCK?  You should have called me after you walked outside.  Being as I stayed there until 2 AM last night, I would have been more than happy to deal with it.  I mean, we like own a significant portion of that place.  We’re investors, and all of the employees know us. 


Yeah, I appreciate that and I thought about it, but that punk wasn't worth my or your valuable time.  (And I had another mission on my mind which was avoiding the crack-whore in the parking lot...)
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: GarMan on April 11, 2008, 05:54:56 PM

Yeah, I appreciate that and I thought about it, but that punk wasn't worth my or your valuable time.  (And I had another mission on my mind which was avoiding the crack-whore in the parking lot...)

Oh...  You ran into Tina too?  With those rotten teeth, she's all about the Meth.  Even though Steve said she's a good lay, I wouldn't touch her with Uncle Sani's twig...   :poke:
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Tarheel on April 14, 2008, 04:08:27 PM
Oh...  You ran into Tina too?  With those rotten teeth, she's all about the Meth.  Even though Steve said she's a good lay, I wouldn't touch her with Uncle Sani's twig...   :poke:

She's grotesque enough to make anyone's twig and berries shrivel up.  All I needed was for her to follow me to my truck...I would've been the subject of another police report about Diamond Dave's.
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Jumbo on April 15, 2008, 03:28:07 AM
Diamond Dave's sounds like my kind of shit hole!
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Tarheel on April 15, 2008, 11:44:24 AM
Diamond Dave's sounds like my kind of shit hole!

Yeah, you see just about everything and all kinds of people there including any kind of police activity in the parking lot and in the establishment too; like witnessing a carnival every weekend.  Cheap fun.  At least the beer's cold, the mixed drinks are heavy, and the waitress has big boobs (she's very proud of 'em too...and so am I).
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Jumbo on April 15, 2008, 01:47:42 PM
Yeah, you see just about everything and all kinds of people there including any kind of police activity in the parking lot and in the establishment too; like witnessing a carnival every weekend.  Cheap fun.  At least the beer's cold, the mixed drinks are heavy, and the waitress has big boobs (she's very proud of 'em too...and so am I).
Let's see some pics :tongue:
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Tarheel on April 15, 2008, 02:48:14 PM
Let's see some pics :tongue:

I'll see what I can do but here's one in the meantime:
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Thrilla on April 15, 2008, 03:18:17 PM
I'll see what I can do but here's one in the meantime:

So sweet and charming...right up your alley, Tarheel.    :tits:
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Tarheel on April 15, 2008, 03:57:49 PM
So sweet and charming...right up your alley, Tarheel.    :tits:

One word...Boobies.
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Saniflush on April 15, 2008, 04:19:05 PM
One word...Boobies.

 :gig:
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: GarMan on April 15, 2008, 04:45:36 PM
Now, you boys better respect Sami.  You won't like me when I'm angry.   :hulk:
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Tarheel on April 15, 2008, 05:29:13 PM
Now, you boys better respect Sami.  You won't like me when I'm angry.   :hulk:

Clearly you've motor-boated them, haven't you?  :vn:
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Jumbo on April 15, 2008, 05:32:52 PM
Clearly you've motor-boated them, haven't you?  :vn:
You riverboat captain you.
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: GarMan on April 15, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Clearly you've motor-boated them, haven't you?  :vn:

Oh yeah...  I've motor-boated those fun bags...  Several times in fact...  She's a baaaaad girl!   :gig:
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Jumbo on April 15, 2008, 11:39:57 PM
Oh yeah...  I've motor-boated those fun bags...  Several times in fact...  She's a baaaaad girl!   :gig:
How bad :rimshot:
Title: Re: Genius
Post by: Saniflush on April 16, 2008, 07:44:17 AM
Oh yeah...  I've motor-boated those fun bags...  Several times in fact...  She's a baaaaad girl!   :gig:

You old sailor, you.