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Title: Any tips for Visitor parking in Athens?
Post by: Hogwally on September 27, 2021, 04:29:27 PM
Last time I went about 10 years ago it was a total cluster.  Missed the whole first qtr finding parking and walking all over hell and back.  Don't mind paying to park in someone's yard or something, we just couldn't find anything last time.
Title: Re: Any tips for Visitor parking in Athens?
Post by: wesfau2 on September 27, 2021, 05:40:36 PM
Last time I went about 10 years ago it was a total cluster.  Missed the whole first qtr finding parking and walking all over hell and back.  Don't mind paying to park in someone's yard or something, we just couldn't find anything last time.

That town confounds me like only Orlando can.  I get so turned around and lost.  Usually because I'm drunk and staring at tight sorority asses.
Title: Re: Any tips for Visitor parking in Athens?
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 27, 2021, 07:59:01 PM
My last trip was Nick Marshall’s senior year.  It was ugly, and the worst road trip I’ve ever taken.  Except for the strip bar downtown.  The titty bar was exceptional for taking the sting out of a drubbing.
Title: Re: Any tips for Visitor parking in Athens?
Post by: chinook on September 28, 2021, 08:45:37 AM
break your leg.  get a temporary handicap card. 
Title: Re: Any tips for Visitor parking in Athens?
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2021, 08:57:36 AM
Last time I went about 10 years ago it was a total cluster.  Missed the whole first qtr finding parking and walking all over hell and back.  Don't mind paying to park in someone's yard or something, we just couldn't find anything last time.
Hey stranger! Congrats on your team, looking good. 
Title: Re: Any tips for Visitor parking in Athens?
Post by: GH2001 on September 28, 2021, 11:09:08 AM
My last trip was Nick Marshall’s senior year.  It was ugly, and the worst road trip I’ve ever taken.  Except for the strip bar downtown.  The titty bar was exceptional for taking the sting out of a drubbing.

most of us straight guys call those gay bars Snags. I'm sorry you got so drunk to not know the difference but I bet the male review dancers appreciated you gazing. Ive heard you were a good tipper too.
Title: Re: Any tips for Visitor parking in Athens?
Post by: Hogwally on September 28, 2021, 01:37:59 PM
Thanks guys.  I knew this was the place to come for solid info.
Title: Re: Any tips for Visitor parking in Athens?
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2021, 02:09:03 PM
Thanks guys.  I knew this was the place to come for solid info.

You can always count on us.  Now, don't forget the titty bar.  And it's not a gay bar.  At least it didn't seem like a gay bar.
Title: Re: Any tips for Visitor parking in Athens?
Post by: GH2001 on September 28, 2021, 03:47:59 PM
You can always count on us.  Now, don't forget the titty bar.  And it's not a gay bar.  At least it didn't seem like a gay bar.

as long are you are drunk enough not to notice, it doesn't even count.
Title: Re: Any tips for Visitor parking in Athens?
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2021, 04:17:57 PM
as long are you are drunk enough not to notice, it doesn't even count.

I was sober enough to remember we only touched the tips.
Title: Re: Any tips for Visitor parking in Athens?
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 29, 2021, 08:50:29 AM
Thanks guys.  I knew this was the place to come for solid info.

I have a friend that owns a house near the stadium.  It's a green house with black shudders.  I forget the street name.
Just ask around for him and the locals can point you to him.  His name is Mike Hunt.
Title: Re: Any tips for Visitor parking in Athens?
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 29, 2021, 09:58:57 AM
I have a friend that owns a house near the stadium.  It's a green house with black shudders.  I forget the street name.
Just ask around for him and the locals can point you to him.  His name is Mike Hunt.

Is he still dating Ilene Dover?
Title: Re: Any tips for Visitor parking in Athens?
Post by: Godfather on September 29, 2021, 10:11:42 AM
I have a friend that owns a house near the stadium.  It's a green house with black shudders.  I forget the street name.
Just ask around for him and the locals can point you to him.  His name is Mike Hunt.

To find the house ok well you see down the street there...you'll see a place called Rib Tips....nah fuck you don't want to go that way.

To get to the house the best way is to go down Main, about half a block, you'll see a Grand Torino with no tires on it.  Now in that Torino is my boy Jackie.  Now you tell Jackie you my boy and you lost, and he'll give you directions to Mr. Hunt's cause I don't know shit about Athens.
Title: Re: Any tips for Visitor parking in Athens?
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 29, 2021, 10:16:03 AM
To find the house ok well you see down the street there...you'll see a place called Rib Tips....nah fudge you don't want to go that way.

To get to the house the best way is to go down Main, about half a block, you'll see a Grand Torino with no tires on it.  Now in that Torino is my boy Jackie.  Now you tell Jackie you my boy and you lost, and he'll give you directions to Mr. Hunt's cause I don't know shoot about Athens.
Roll 'em up, kids
Title: Re: Any tips for Visitor parking in Athens?
Post by: GH2001 on September 29, 2021, 11:29:27 AM
Roll 'em up, kids

See all that plight there buzzy?