Sweet tea or unsweet? 

I heard someone say this the other day, and I thought, damn, I do this every time.  You get on a 2-lane road.  Speed limit is 45.  You're stuck behind somebody going 37....then 32....then 39....then 35.  You've gone a couple of miles and look in the rear view to see 12 cars closely lined up behind.

Do you slightly move over to let the cars behind you see that it's not you, but the car in front of you that's the dumbass holding everybody up?  I'll even do the frustrated hand gesture, so they're fully aware that I share their pain. 

I want to take your post out behind the Evergreen Wendy's and hump the hell out of it.

Every night since the portal began, I have prayed that you would enter it.

Ohhh, he’s entered some holes.

Every night since the portal began, I have prayed that you would enter it.

Here’s one I have… I eat one thing on my plate at a time. If I have Steak, asparagus, and stuffed mushrooms, I am going:

1. Asparagus
2. Steak
3. Mushrooms

And I make sure to take a sip of water or whatever else I may be drinking after every bite. I don’t count chews, but I’ve thought about picking it up.

Fast food, yes.  Fries and then burger. 

The meal you described, enjoy it all together.