Related to the idiots going slow on highways.....

When you see a cop, do you - SLAM the brakes (like a moron) or let off the gas slightly (if needed)? I do the latter. Although I use Waze and usually get pretty accurate heads up on cops.

Here is my rub with the brake slammers....they are almost ALWAYS going 70-72 anyway.....you are going the speed limit on most major interstates. There is ZERO need to slam your brakes to get down to 54 in a 70. That cop is more than likely looking for people excessively speeding (85 and over).

You think the cop is gonna come give you some good citizen award or some shit for doing that?? It's actually a danger to do it in heavy traffic.

When you finally get around said slow person, do you crane your neck in an effort to see what kind of sub-human creature is in control of that vehicle, causing you so much pain and anguish?  Invariably, it's an 80 year old lady, with a death grip on that wheel with the 10 and 2.

I don't know about the Wendy's but Wiregrass will meet you at the Waffle House in Daleville if you wanna fight.

Sweet tea or unsweet? 

I heard someone say this the other day, and I thought, damn, I do this every time.  You get on a 2-lane road.  Speed limit is 45.  You're stuck behind somebody going 37....then 32....then 39....then 35.  You've gone a couple of miles and look in the rear view to see 12 cars closely lined up behind.

Do you slightly move over to let the cars behind you see that it's not you, but the car in front of you that's the dumbass holding everybody up?  I'll even do the frustrated hand gesture, so they're fully aware that I share their pain.