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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: GH2001 on September 12, 2017, 02:05:06 PM
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And from a famblee writer at that. I echo this. There is bad coaching. And there are character issues with coaches. It happens. From Chiz to Coker to Turner Gill on coaching. To petrino on character issues.
But then there is delusion. And lying. I can't stand for the latter. That's what makes this situation different than a Chizik. Or a Tot. I feel like I'm being deceived by a snake oil salesman in plain sight.
Enjoy
http://gridironnow.com/auburn-fans-feel-lied-to-no-longer-trust-gus-malzahn/
As soon as Auburn’s offense was officially held out of the end zone in its 14-6 loss against Clemson, I asked myself what co-hosting a call-in sports radio talk show in Auburn (ESPN 106.7 FM) on Monday would entail.
In the past, I would have defaulted to defending Gus Malzahn. I’ve deflected blame off him previously stating he needed more time. I’ve said he needs a different quarterback. I’ve said he needed time to build the defense. Even last week, I held off upset callers believing that he was holding back his offense in the season-opener to keep information from Clemson.
After watching Auburn’s disastrous performance on Saturday, I decided I could not defend the man anymore. He has been labeled as an “offensive genius,†but has not been able to field a productive offense against a relevant team since former Tiger quarterback Nick Marshall’s departure after the 2014 season. I’m not calling for Malzahn’s job, but many are, and the current mood of the Auburn fanbase is not in a good place.
I spoke to caller after caller on Monday’s show; every single one of them said the same few things. All of them making it very clear that the Auburn offense was an embarrassment. They were all right.
For the first time that I can remember, the Auburn fan base is in unison when giving its feedback of a football game. Even the more positive callers made sure their voices were heard in saying that Auburn’s offensive performance Saturday cannot happen again.
What I found most interesting about these opinions as a whole was that despite the unanimous slander toward the Auburn offensive coaching staff, everyone still mentioned that the Tigers were only down eight points at the end of the game. They all gave credit where credit was due, acknowledging their team’s defense could be one of the best in the country.
The Auburn fanbase feels cheated.
We fell for the Jeremy Johson hype two seasons ago. We’re still not over that snow-job. It continues to make us hesitant about being excited over what looks to be a solid roster this season.
We fear a similar situation is happening now. Jarrett Stidham was billed by local and national media alike as the quarterback to take Auburn football back to a championship caliber. Not yet. Not even close.
After a lackluster performance against Georgia Southern and becoming a laughingstock against the defending national champions, Auburn fans are angry. We’ve been asked to trust the coaching staff and have not been rewarded for our loyalty.
The members of the Auburn fanbase I have spoken to believe they’ve been lied to and no longer trust their head coach.
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There are only so many chances you can give. I'll admit that I feel like I've defended him for too long.
It's not just this one game, like I've heard some say. This was more the straw and the camel's back.
That offense was helpless in the 2nd half. Downright pitiful. And no plan b. Again.
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There are only so many chances you can give. I'll admit that I feel like I've defended him for too long.
It's not just this one game, like I've heard some say. This was more the straw and the camel's back.
That offense was helpless in the 2nd half. Downright pitiful. And no plan b. Again.
And he was calling the plays as clear as day.
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Honestly, I feel like the Auburn fanbase has been lied to since sometime in early 2009.
"We're young!"
"Injuries"
"We're young again"
"Just a few plays away from..."
"I'm going to step back and let my coordinators do their job"
"I need to step in and take over the offense"
"I'm going to hire someone I trust and step back"
"Going back to the drawing board"
etc., etc., etc.
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There are only so many chances you can give. I'll admit that I feel like I've defended him for too long.
It's not just this one game, like I've heard some say. This was more the straw and the camel's back.
That offense was helpless in the 2nd half. Downright pitiful. And no plan b. Again.
The fan base is getting tired of spending their " Emotional cash" on a Coach that has not delivered and can't seem to make any changes.
I get the feeling without Cam or Nick as QB's, Gus would be still in HS or at Best FCS.
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The fan base is getting tired of spending their " Emotional cash" on a Coach that has not delivered and can't seem to make any changes.
I get the feeling without Cam or Nick as QB's, Gus would be still in HS or at Best FCS.
He would have an overall losing record.
He's exactly what bama said he was. A glorified private high school coach with a Mickey Mouse offense. There. I said it. But it's true.
I feel like Clark in Xmas vacation. Look at where were at Ellen! The pit of hell. There is no other way to get around it.
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Honestly, I feel like the Auburn fanbase has been lied to since sometime in early 2009.
"We're young!"
"Injuries"
"We're young again"
"Just a few plays away from..."
"I'm going to step back and let my coordinators do their job"
"I need to step in and take over the offense"
"I'm going to hire someone I trust and step back"
"Going back to the drawing board"
etc., etc., etc.
"The offense will improve. I promise you that."
When I heard him say that at the presser I literally said aloud "oh fuck you asshole". The guy in front of me at the resturaunt didn't appreciate it.
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The fan base is getting tired of spending their " Emotional cash" on a Coach that has not delivered and can't seem to make any changes.
I get the feeling without Cam or Nick as QB's, Gus would be still in HS or at Best FCS.
I know without the Catch and the Kick 6, he would have been sent packing last year, at a minimum.
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"The offense will improve. I promise you that."
When I heard him say that at the presser I literally said aloud "oh fuck you asshole". The guy in front of me at the resturaunt didn't appreciate it.
Yeah, well fuck that dude too for being a pussy snowflake motherfucker. Truth hurts, bitches. Deal.
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I think the most frustrating thing is that I'm certain the Auburn fan base is 97.438% or 317/398ths :thumsup: in lock step with their opinion that CGM is clearly in over his head. But...this was just the 2nd game of the season. I know pulling an LSU/Les is what we want but does anyone honestly believe that's going to happen? I don't.
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I think the most frustrating thing is that I'm certain the Auburn fan base is 97.438% or 317/398ths :thumsup: in lock step with their opinion that CGM is clearly in over his head. But...this was just the 2nd game of the season. I know pulling an LSU/Les is what we want but does anyone honestly believe that's going to happen? I don't.
Nope...I think it's just wishful thinking.
Honestly, I don't think even if we go 7-5 he gets fired and that makes me angry.
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Nope...I think it's just wishful thinking.
Honestly, I don't think even if we go 7-5 he gets fired and that makes me angry.
Especially not right on the heels of the chick softball program imploding.
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I think the most frustrating thing is that I'm certain the Auburn fan base is 97.438% or 317/398ths :thumsup: in lock step with their opinion that CGM is clearly in over his head. But...this was just the 2nd game of the season. I know pulling an LSU/Les is what we want but does anyone honestly believe that's going to happen? I don't.
It won't happen, but it should happen. And Chip Kelly should be wined and dined.
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It won't happen, but it should happen. And Chip Kelly should be wined and dined.
Am I the only one against this idea?
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Am I the only one against this idea?
I kind of like the idea. He's an asshole, but he could be OUR asshole.
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Am I the only one against this idea?
I'm kind of ambivaquental about Kelly. On one hand, everything I've read about the man as a coach says he's one hard working SOB. Studies the game, first to get there , last to leave and all that. Plus, he's a great football mind. The other side of me thinks if he were to come in here with plans to run the same offensive scheme he did at Oregon, I just don't think I want to see that tried at AU. Not saying the Ducks (They're just so fast) didn't light the scoreboard up like a pinball machine. It was just obvious that when they faced a legit D, they weren't all that and a bag of Golden Flake.
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Am I the only one against this idea?
I was vehemently, but at this point...no. However, it is also never gonna happen.
I wish we could fire the offensive staff tell Kelly to bring in who he wants on that side and let Steele do his thing on defense.
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I'm kind of ambivaquental about Kelly. On one hand, everything I've read about the man as a coach says he's one hard working SOB. Studies the game, first to get there , last to leave and all that. Plus, he's a great football mind. The other side of me thinks if he were to come in here with plans to run the same offensive scheme he did at Oregon, I just don't think I want to see that tried at AU. Not saying the Ducks (They're just so fast) didn't light the scoreboard up like a pinball machine. It was just obvious that when they faced a legit D, they weren't all that and a bag of Golden Flake.
HEY, Tubs knew how to get players to score!
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-28-2015/_bc62f.gif)
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Nope...I think it's just wishful thinking.
Honestly, I don't think even if we go 7-5 he gets fired and that makes me angry.
Shit, 7-5 gets his buyout increased. :facepalm:
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Urban Meyer Part Deux
Corch Meyers stepped down and left the game, citing skress and wanting to spend more time with family. Bob Stoops stepped down and left the game saying "It's just time" and wanting to spend more time with family.
Go ahead, Bob. Take this year off. Get the itch again. We have cash!
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It won't happen, but it should happen. And Chip Kelly should be wined and dined.
I don't think Chip would necessarily find you attractive.
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You guys are smoking some really good shit if you think Stoops or Kelly will come here. Why would you want to come to Auburn with Jay Jacobs here?
The best hire Jacobs has made was a no-brainer basketball coach, that no other school wanted to touch because of his alleged NCAA violations.
If he fires Gus, we will end up with Will Muschamp or Kevin Steele.
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You guys are smoking some really good shit if you think Stoops or Kelly will come here. Why would you want to come to Auburn with Jay Jacobs here?
The best hire Jacobs has made was a no-brainer basketball coach, that no other school wanted to touch because of his alleged NCAA violations.
If he fires Gus, we will end up with Will Muschamp or Kevin Steele.
I like Kevin Steele.
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Urban Meyer Part Deux
Corch Meyers stepped down and left the game, citing skress and wanting to spend more time with family. Bob Stoops stepped down and left the game saying "It's just time" and wanting to spend more time with family.
Go ahead, Bob. Take this year off. Get the itch again. We have cash!
So we can beat everyone but bama and UGA don't we already have that?
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I like Kevin Steele.
You like Sydnee Steele
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You like Sydnee Steele
Had to look her up, very interesting pictures on-line.
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More clown show shit.
http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2017/09/chip_lindsey_moving_to_coachin.html
This reeks of "I don't know what to do so let's try this!!"
FML
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More clown show shit.
http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2017/09/chip_lindsey_moving_to_coachin.html
This reeks of "I don't know what to do so let's try this!!"
FML
Agree, at the same time, I prefer the OC in the box. The position coaches need to be spitting in their face.
Never liked him being on the sidelines.
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More clown show shit.
http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2017/09/chip_lindsey_moving_to_coachin.html
This reeks of "I don't know what to do so let's try this!!"
FML
This is 08 and 12 all over again. Different flavor of it but same dysfunctional ship sinking and nothing we can do but stand by and watch the carnage knowing it was coming. I fucking hate this.
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More clown show shit.
http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2017/09/chip_lindsey_moving_to_coachin.html
This reeks of "I don't know what to do so let's try this!!"
FML
Didn't Tubs do that before firing Tony Franklin?
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I said this numerous times in the discussions leading up to this season. If Gus keeps his word, hence the theme of this thread, and turns it over to Lindsey, we could be really good. If he can't stay out of it, we're 8-5 again at best, and starting over. So far, as everyone with half a brain can see, Gus has done anything but keep his ass out of the offense and it was quite sluggish against a really bad GSU team and a complete train wreck this past Saturday. And suddenly, a major move is made in sending Chip to the booth.
Becoming vintage Gus Malzahn.
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I said this numerous times in the discussions leading up to this season. If Gus keeps his word, hence the theme of this thread, and turns it over to Lindsey, we could be really good. If he can't stay out of it, we're 8-5 again at best, and starting over. So far, as everyone with half a brain can see, Gus has done anything but keep his ass out of the offense and it was quite sluggish against a really bad GSU team and a complete train wreck this past Saturday. And suddenly, a major move is made in sending Chip to the booth.
Becoming vintage Gus Malzahn.
Well you see we're just taking things day to day. Working on some stuff. Guys are working real hard out there. Lot of good effort. Saw some emotion. So we'll see.
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More clown show shit.
http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2017/09/chip_lindsey_moving_to_coachin.html
This reeks of "I don't know what to do so let's try this!!"
FML
Just moving him out of the way so it's less obvious when he's doing whatever the fuck he wants without any input from Lindsey...
:facepalm:
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Well you see we're just taking things day to day. Working on some stuff. Guys are working real hard out there. Lot of good effort. Saw some emotion. So we'll see.
Yeeeeaah, so far we've had a really good week of practice. I've seen some really positive...good things out there.
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Yeeeeaah, so far we've had a really good week of practice. I've seen some really positive...good things out there.
"I own that"
Yeah. No shit. Like we doubted that.
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Just moving him out of the way so it's less obvious when he's doing whatever the fuck he wants without any input from Lindsey...
:facepalm:
Post that clip from teh twitters you shared where he calls for "trips". That was gold.
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Chip would want complete control like Saban. Not gonna happen.
Steele is a DC. We need to preserve that. It's the offense that's in a ravine. Herb Hand failed us in the
second half with no adjustments.
I don't guess he knows about providing help or even doubling.
And had Stidham thrown balls away as he should have that puts the focus on Kodi Burns. This is the worst waste of talented receivers in the history of the game.
I did hear somewhere that our extra long vertical routes were outdated which seems ridiculous considering it's still pitch and catch. In our case however it's give ground and go down.
It appeared to me that Stidham actually initiated the contact with a defender at least three times before squatting down.
I'm for letting Garner be the interim if it comes to that and hope Jesus will tell Jay it's time to make a change.
But I'm not holding my breath.
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Post that clip from teh twitters you shared where he calls for "trips". That was gold.
https://twitter.com/Austin_P75WDE/status/907074774488231936
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Chip would want complete control like Saban. Not gonna happen.
Steele is a DC. We need to preserve that. It's the offense that's in a ravine. Herb Hand failed us in the
second half with no adjustments.
I don't guess he knows about providing help or even doubling.
And had Stidham thrown balls away as he should have that puts the focus on Kodi Burns. This is the worst waste of talented receivers in the history of the game.
I did hear somewhere that our extra long vertical routes were outdated which seems ridiculous considering it's still pitch and catch. In our case however it's give ground and go down.
It appeared to me that Stidham actually initiated the contact with a defender at least three times before squatting down.
I'm for letting Garner be the interim if it comes to that and hope Jesus will tell Jay it's time to make a change.
But I'm not holding my breath.
Apparently, you don't realize but Garner is black.
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Guz Muckshit actually said in a presser yesterday that Chip Lindsey was "still learning my offense."
:facepalm:
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Guz Muckshit actually said in a presser yesterday that Chip Lindsey was "still learning my offense."
:facepalm:
Didn't take other coaches very long.
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Didn't take other coaches very long.
:rimshot:
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Some horrifying numbers from elsewhere:
For those interested - here's a breakdown of AU's last 30 games against FBS opponents (including season record and AP Final Poll ranking):
Wins (14)
Louisville (8-5, UR)
San Jose St (6-7, UR)
Kentucky (5-7, UR)
Texas A&M (8-5, UR)
Idaho (4-8, UR)
Memphis (9-4, UR)
Arky State (8-5, UR)
LSU (8-4, #13)
LAMO (4-8, UR)
MSU (6-7, UR)
Arky (7-6, RV)
Ole Miss (5-7, UR)
Vandy (6-7, UR)
GA Southern (0-2, NA)
Losses (16)
Texas A&M (8-5, RV)
UGa (10-3, #9)
Bama (12-2, #4)
Wisky (11-3, #13)
LSU (9-3, #16)
MSU (9-4, RV)
Arky (8-5, RV)
Ole Miss (10-3, #10)
UGa (10-3, RV)
Bama (14-1, #1)
Clemson (14-1, #1)
Texas A&M (8-5, UR)
UGa (8-5, RV)
Bama (14-1, #2)
Oklahoma (11-2, #5)
Clemson (2-0, N/A)
Record against teams ranked in final AP Poll: 1-9 (.100)
Record against teams receiving votes in final AP Poll: 2-14 (.125)
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Some horrifying numbers from elsewhere:
I'm with you but all this is like the mountain of evidence they had on O.J. - still won't amount to change.
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Saw where Auburn's 117 yards against Clemson was their least amount of offensive yards since they posted 90 against LSU in a 20-6 home loss on October 13th 1973.
A decade before I was born, and during an era when offense was optional.
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Saw where Auburn's 117 yards against Clemson was their least amount of offensive yards since they posted 90 against LSU in a 20-6 home loss on October 13th 1973.
A decade before I was born, and during an era when offense was optional.
Fuksakes :facepalm:
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Fuksakes :facepalm:
You talking about Chizzy being born? Know whatcha mean.
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Saw where Auburn's 117 yards against Clemson was their least amount of offensive yards since they posted 90 against LSU in a 20-6 home loss on October 13th 1973.
A decade before I was born, and during an era when offense was optional.
Pre-Barfield era even
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Clemson's a loss.
LSU, UGA, and Bama are probable losses.
That's four.
Between A&M, Missouri, maybe MSU and maybe Arkansas, one more seems likely.
If Auburn goes 7-5 this year, it will be the first time since 1948 to finish with 5+ L's during four consecutive seasons.
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You talking about Chizzy being born? Know whatcha mean.
Well he IS a pinko commie liberal hippie.
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The Franklin Experiment
http://smartfootball.blogspot.com/2008/10/auburns-offense-might-be-bad-but-dont.html?m=1
Sounds familiar
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The Franklin Experiment
http://smartfootball.blogspot.com/2008/10/auburns-offense-might-be-bad-but-dont.html?m=1
Sounds familiar
Are you and I going to coach or not?
I already have a function to attend Iron Bowl weekend but I'm good most other weekends. I like to knock off early on Thursdays, most Tuesdays too.
As I said, I don't work Fridays.
I am excited about the opportunity.
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If Auburn goes 7-5 this year, it will be the first time since 1948 to finish with 5+ L's during four consecutive seasons.
I true believe Gus can accomplish this goal.
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The Franklin Experiment
http://smartfootball.blogspot.com/2008/10/auburns-offense-might-be-bad-but-dont.html?m=1
Sounds familiar
Notice a couple of the comments under the article? How they mention malzahn and arky. So weird.
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If Auburn goes 7-5 this year, it will be the first time since 1948 to finish with 5+ L's during four consecutive seasons.
The fact that we have three consecutive seasons should be enough. Combine that with the fact that out of those losses, most have come from the gumps, gump jr and LSU
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And he was calling the plays as clear as day.
I'm new here, as of today, because I didn't know this forum existed. The 'AU FAMBLY" forum was getting nauseating and it appears this one is more blunt and direct than the sunshine,lollipops and rainbow warriors over there ( plus a homo or two). It was obvious that doublebubble was calling plays, and there is a rumor of Steele having to separate him and Chip in the locker room, although I can't confirm that yet
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I'm new here, as of today, because I didn't know this forum existed. The 'AU FAMBLY" forum was getting nauseating and it appears this one is more blunt and direct than the sunshine,lollipops and rainbow warriors over there ( plus a homo or two). It was obvious that doublebubble was calling plays, and there is a rumor of Steele having to separate him and Chip in the locker room, although I can't confirm that yet
Please to be submitting your dog to Jumbo...oh, and welcome. Now fuck off.
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I'm new here, as of today, because I didn't know this forum existed. The 'AU FAMBLY" forum was getting nauseating and it appears this one is more blunt and direct than the sunshine,lollipops and rainbow warriors over there ( plus a homo or two). It was obvious that doublebubble was calling plays, and there is a rumor of Steele having to separate him and Chip in the locker room, although I can't confirm that yet
Hint: if you think Titan, etc are raging homos, just wait until you meet Chizad.
Welcome. BTW, there are plenty of other pinko commie fags here too. Watch where you step.
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I'm new here, as of today, because I didn't know this forum existed. The 'AU FAMBLY" forum was getting nauseating and it appears this one is more blunt and direct than the sunshine,lollipops and rainbow warriors over there ( plus a homo or two). It was obvious that doublebubble was calling plays, and there is a rumor of Steele having to separate him and Chip in the locker room, although I can't confirm that yet
Full of happiness and good news, aren't you?
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Full of happiness and good news, aren't you?
Look, I do know that they had problems on the sideline, and I just got an email confirming that. H e is going to check into the other
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I'm new here, as of today, because I didn't know this forum existed. The 'AU FAMBLY" forum was getting nauseating and it appears this one is more blunt and direct than the sunshine,lollipops and rainbow warriors over there ( plus a homo or two). It was obvious that doublebubble was calling plays, and there is a rumor of Steele having to separate him and Chip in the locker room, although I can't confirm that yet
There is way more than one or two over there. :fag:
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Sounds like we need to have a talk with the marketing department.
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I'm new here, as of today, because I didn't know this forum existed. The 'AU FAMBLY" forum was getting nauseating and it appears this one is more blunt and direct than the sunshine,lollipops and rainbow warriors over there ( plus a homo or two). It was obvious that doublebubble was calling plays, and there is a rumor of Steele having to separate him and Chip in the locker room, although I can't confirm that yet
Typically I would say something caustic and run you the fuck off from here, but I'm going to be nice for a change.
You're welcome to recruit for this site over there in snowflake land, but if you do prepare to lose all your stock options, have your warn meter spiked and possibly be perma-banned for eternity.
As to this rumor, do you know if he threw water on them? That usually works to separate dogs.
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There is way more than one or two over there. :fag:
i see that you have visited it :rofl:....its really ridiculous and silly BUT there are 3-4 good info sources on there
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The 'AU FAMBLY" forum was getting nauseating and it appears this one is more blunt and direct than the sunshine,lollipops and rainbow warriors over there ( plus a homo or two).
Intuitive.
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Wait, I thought he went by "DKW".
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Intuitive.
Avatars. Ur doin' em' rite.
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Wait, I thought he went by "DKW".
nope.not him. he knows shit
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i see that you have visited it :rofl:....its really ridiculous and silly BUT there are 3-4 good info sources on there
:rofl: :rofl:
No. There are not. They know diddly shit. Just make it up and occasionally get it right purely by accident.
We have penetrated their inner scrotum and know these things.
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Typically I would say something caustic and run you the fuck off from here, but I'm going to be nice for a change.
You're welcome to recruit for this site over there in snowflake land, but if you do prepare to lose all your stock options, have your warn meter spiked and possibly be perma-banned for eternity.
As to this rumor, do you know if he threw water on them? That usually works to separate dogs.
You getting soft in your old age? The way you greet new folks ( I remember) is like going through basic training. It makes them come out stronger later on.
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i see that you have visited it :rofl:....its really ridiculous and silly BUT there are 3-4 good info sources on there
Have you seen a picture of my car?
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:rofl: :rofl:
No. There are not. They know diddly shoot. Just make it up and occasionally get it right purely by accident.
We have penetrated their inner scrotum and know these things.
WDE is money....23 is pretty good, but auburnphan may be correct more than any, at least lately....don't dismiss them so easily
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Typically I would say something caustic and run you the fudge off from here, but I'm going to be nice for a change.
You're welcome to recruit for this site over there in snowflake land, but if you do prepare to lose all your stock options, have your warn meter spiked and possibly be perma-banned for eternity.
As to this rumor, do you know if he threw water on them? That usually works to separate dogs.
I'll have to do it through PM's......i actually use my third ID because they keep booting me
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The Franklin Experiment
http://smartfootball.blogspot.com/2008/10/auburns-offense-might-be-bad-but-dont.html?m=1
Sounds familiar
Isn't that one of our front page articles? under the Tre Mason story?
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The Franklin Experiment
http://smartfootball.blogspot.com/2008/10/auburns-offense-might-be-bad-but-dont.html?m=1
Sounds familiar
The difference, in this case, is that Malzahn never wanted to hire the right people to listen to them. Lashlee was a scapegoat, Gus only looked for another pawn that he knew would bend over and run his offense.
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I'll have to do it through PM's......i actually use my third ID because they keep booting me
Not here you don't, bitch. Out with it.
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You getting soft in your old age? The way you greet new folks ( I remember) is like going through basic training. It makes them come out stronger later on.
It didn't do anything to help you.
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Not here you don't, bitch. Out with it.
can you fucking read?.....i said that i would have to recruit for this site through pm's because of the snowflake environment over there
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can you fucking read?.....i said that i would have to recruit for this site through pm's because of the snowflake environment over there
He's just mad you copied his screen name.
The two chiz's getting spicy!
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can you fucking read?.....i said that i would have to recruit for this site through pm's because of the snowflake environment over there
No. no he can't. You didn't put it in twitter format!
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can you fucking read?.....i said that i would have to recruit for this site through pm's because of the snowflake environment over there
That's more like it.
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No. no he can't. You didn't put it in twitter format!
He will also respond better if you say anything at all positive about Trump.
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can you fucking read?.....i said that i would have to recruit for this site through pm's because of the snowflake environment over there
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He will also respond better if you say anything at all positive about Trump.
THE DONALD is the best thing that ever happened to this country. Wait and see once once he gets all the trash picked up and gone
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Did I just hear a thud?
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Did I just hear a thud?
It was a mic dropping.
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I just got an email from my guy. He asked his guy and it seems there was never an actual "in your face" confrontation but chip was "livid" at coach doublebubble and let it be known. This guy is money on his info, so tifwiw
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Have you seen a picture of my car?
chiz...you'll soon hate Dallas if you haven't already.
welcome to the board! do you eat organic?
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chiz...you'll soon hate Dallas if you haven't already.
welcome to the board! do you eat organic?
kinda'....i used to eat pussy until I had prostate cancer and had to have it removed :haha:....I actually do raise our own food and use some chemicals, but only when necessary
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kinda'....i used to eat pussy until I had prostate cancer and had to have it removed :haha:....I actually do raise our own food and use some chemicals, but only when necessary
Why'd you have your pussy removed?
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Why'd you have your pussy removed?
You are getting him confused with the other chiz!
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Why'd you have your pussy removed?
I can see now that there are some people on this board that are too stupid to breathe :facepalm:....I mean, shit, reading comprehension is a valuable tool on a message board.....I thought I had found a decent football board and all I get here are damn kids that pick their noses and eat the boogers :rofl:
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Why'd you have your pussy removed?
He didn't want to get pregnant?
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I can see now that there are some people on this board that are too stupid to breathe :facepalm:....I mean, shit, reading comprehension is a valuable tool on a message board.....I thought I had found a decent football board and all I get here are damn kids that pick their noses and eat the boogers :rofl:
Nobody can take you seriously until you answer somebody with a random movie quote. How can anyone believe you have game if you never hijack a thread with some Carl Spackler?
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I can see now that there are some people on this board that are too stupid to breathe :facepalm:....I mean, shit, reading comprehension is a valuable tool on a message board.....I thought I had found a decent football board and all I get here are damn kids that pick their noses and eat the boogers :rofl:
Shortly, there will be a lawyer to come tell you the need to learn the format here, but in a much stronger tone.
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can you fucking read?.....i said that i would have to recruit for this site through pm's because of the snowflake environment over there
Don't worry about him chizhead. He's a loser. I warned you.
But if you make arrangements to beat that ass, he won't show up. Never does.
As far as inside info, I'm not one to talk big. But, pretty sure the ones on here that really know me realize that I carry a big stick. I'm a true Auburn man, unlike most on here. And, yes, I'm a part of the inner circle of decision makers.
But I prefer to keep things low key. I don't like to pull the old "I can pee farther" on anyone.
Not my style. BTW, try to get more Trump supporters over here. We've gotten rid of most of the sissies but still working on a few.
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Don't worry about him chizhead. He's a loser. I warned you.
But if you make arrangements to beat that ass, he won't show up. Never does.
As far as inside info, I'm not one to talk big. But, pretty sure the ones on here that really know me realize that I carry a big stick. I'm a true Auburn man, unlike most on here. And, yes, I'm a part of the inner circle of decision makers.
But I prefer to keep things low key. I don't like to pull the old "I can pee farther" on anyone.
Not my style. BTW, try to get more Trump supporters over here. We've gotten rid of most of the sissies but still working on a few.
Fuck, no wonder we have more than sucked the last few years.
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I can see now that there are some people on this board that are too stupid to breathe :facepalm:....I mean, shit, reading comprehension is a valuable tool on a message board.....I thought I had found a decent football board and all I get here are damn kids that pick their noses and eat the boogers :rofl:
And others that are new here don't seem to grasp the format. Now do they?
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And others that are new here don't seem to grasp the format. Now do they?
Knowing the format makes life much easier.
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AUBURN, Ala. — It’s no secret Gus Malzahn's Auburn teams need time to develop on offense.
The issue usually leads to a frustrating early-season loss, but in his first four years as coordinator or head coach at Auburn, it usually resulted in adjustments and big rebounds, whether it was an impressive first season in 2009, a national title in 2010 or an SEC Championship in his first season as the Tigers’ head coach in 2013.
Those early-season struggles, however, have grown worse and worse in the last three seasons. The three worst starts on offense in Malzahn’s seven seasons as a head coach or coordinator at Auburn have all occurred since 2015.
So, why the constant struggles to start seasons and the need to rebound?
“Just looking at this season, I think the fact that we have a new coordinator,†Malzahn said. “We do have a new quarterback, a couple new guys up front and I think the coordinator is learning his offense, his players are getting used to him and I think that’s really the facts of the matter right now.â€
Auburn hired Chip Lindsey to call Auburn’s offense on game days, but it’s clear the offense hasn’t changed much since last season, according to sources. Malzahn is also heavily involved in play calls on game days and the resulting 23.5 points per game is the worst two-game start in Malzahn’s seven-year history at Auburn.
Interestingly, Malzahn has echoed a sentiment every season after his first as the head coach: the coaches have a much better understanding of the offense’s strengths in the preseason. In other words, growing pains should be few.
Instead, the growing pains have been many over the last three years. The 2015 season resulted in the benching of quarterback Jeremy Johnson in the first month of the system. Malzahn didn’t foresee that happening. “No, we have a lot of knowledge,†Malzahn said in a one-on-one interview.
The 2016 season wasn’t much better as the Tigers averaged 24.5 points per game in the first month of the season, including an absolutely baffling game plan in a 19-13 loss against Clemson. Auburn utilized five different players at quarterback.
This year has been much of the same. The Tigers were discombobulated offensively in the opener against Georgia Southern and played its worst game every in Malzahn’s coaching career in the 14-6 loss at Clemson (117 yards, 11 sacks). All of this happened with a new coordinator promising a revamped offense and a five-star quarterback transfer leading the team (Jarrett Stidham).
Why do the struggles continue and why does it seem to grow worse each season? Coaches certainly didn’t expect it.
“I think we've done a nice job during camp of identifying where are strengths are and how we can best utilize those no matter who we're playing,†Lindsey said Aug. 27.
Even when Auburn was successful, Malzahn needed time to tweak the offense. He didn’t quite know what he had in future Heisman Trophy winner Cam Newton until the fourth game of the season, a 35-27 victory against South Carolina. Auburn averaged 32.8 points per game in the first month of the season, but accelerated to average 47.1 points in the next nine games as the Tigers went on to win the BCS National Championship.
The same happened in 2013 as the Tigers averaged only 28.5 points per game in the first month. The Tigers were drilled 35-21 at LSU, but rallied in the second half and were within striking distance. Auburn found its identity in the rain, sludge and disappointment. Auburn never quit, and following a fumble by Cameron Artis-Payne, it became clear Tre Mason was the Tigers’ best threat on offense. A bye week followed, and the Tigers went on to win its next nine games while averaging an incredible 328.3 rushing yards to become the first SEC team in history to lead the nation on the ground. Auburn won the SEC title.
Can Auburn experience a similar turnaround or will the trend of struggles spilling into October and beyond over the last two years prove true? Slow starts have led to seven- and eight-win seasons over the last two, including a near-loss to FCS foe Jacksonville State in 2015. The Tigers won six straight games after a slow start in 2016, but injuries to quarterback Sean White and running backs Kamryn Pettway and Kerryon Johnson derailed the season in November.
“I will say this, we are going to improve,†Malzahn said. “We’re going to be a good offense; that is for sure. But that’s [the fans’] frustration and I understand that so it’s natural to say that and I get that and I own that but we are going to improve. You got to look at it really from the big-picture standpoint that [Clemson] is one of the best teams in college football, if not the best, could be.
“We have a very good defense, we have a good kicking game. We’re going to improve on offense and our goals are all still intact. We’re a good football team. Obviously, we didn’t get it done on one side of the football. it’s very frustrating for me it’s very frustrating for our coaches but we have a team that has great leadership. We have a staff that is very close and we’re going to put it in our rearview mirror and we’re going to move forward. Our mind’s on Mercer and we’re going to play well. We need to improve each week and we have the makings of a good football team and that’s what we’re going to do.â€
Auburn will likely increase its scoring average against Mercer, an FCS team, Saturday at 3 p.m. CT. The game will be televised on SEC Network Alternate.
Auburn scoring in first month of season under Gus Malzahn
2009: 45.3 points per game
2010: 32.8 ppg
2011: 34.3 ppg
2013: 28.5 ppg
2014: 42.3 ppg
2015: 22 ppg
2016: 24.5 ppg
2017: 23.5 ppg*
* Note: Two games
http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Gus-Malzahns-slow-offensive-starts-continuing-growing-worse-107376254
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I just got an email from my guy. He asked his guy and it seems there was never an actual "in your face" confrontation but chip was "livid" at coach doublebubble and let it be known. This guy is money on his info, so tifwiw
I just talked to a good friend that works security for the coach during the games. I mentioned the altercation between Gus and Chip. His response, "They have issues but that didn't happen".
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I just talked to a good friend that works security for the coach during the games. I mentioned the altercation between Gus and Chip. His response, "They have issues but that didn't happen".
Sources.
#boom
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I just talked to a good friend that works security for the coach during the games. I mentioned the altercation between Gus and Chip. His response, "They have issues but that didn't happen".
My brother knows a guy that helps with deliveries to the Sudexo Concession stands. He confirmed that Lakweshia Jenkins, who handles hot dogs and pretzels in the north end zone booth, knows for a fact they were using buns that were well past the "sell by" date.
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AUBURN, Ala. — It’s no secret Gus Malzahn's Auburn teams need time to develop on offense.
The issue usually leads to a frustrating early-season loss, but in his first four years as coordinator or head coach at Auburn, it usually resulted in adjustments and big rebounds, whether it was an impressive first season in 2009, a national title in 2010 or an SEC Championship in his first season as the Tigers’ head coach in 2013.
Those early-season struggles, however, have grown worse and worse in the last three seasons. The three worst starts on offense in Malzahn’s seven seasons as a head coach or coordinator at Auburn have all occurred since 2015.
So, why the constant struggles to start seasons and the need to rebound?
“Just looking at this season, I think the fact that we have a new coordinator,†Malzahn said. “We do have a new quarterback, a couple new guys up front and I think the coordinator is learning his offense, his players are getting used to him and I think that’s really the facts of the matter right now.â€
Auburn hired Chip Lindsey to call Auburn’s offense on game days, but it’s clear the offense hasn’t changed much since last season, according to sources. Malzahn is also heavily involved in play calls on game days and the resulting 23.5 points per game is the worst two-game start in Malzahn’s seven-year history at Auburn.
Interestingly, Malzahn has echoed a sentiment every season after his first as the head coach: the coaches have a much better understanding of the offense’s strengths in the preseason. In other words, growing pains should be few.
Instead, the growing pains have been many over the last three years. The 2015 season resulted in the benching of quarterback Jeremy Johnson in the first month of the system. Malzahn didn’t foresee that happening. “No, we have a lot of knowledge,†Malzahn said in a one-on-one interview.
The 2016 season wasn’t much better as the Tigers averaged 24.5 points per game in the first month of the season, including an absolutely baffling game plan in a 19-13 loss against Clemson. Auburn utilized five different players at quarterback.
This year has been much of the same. The Tigers were discombobulated offensively in the opener against Georgia Southern and played its worst game every in Malzahn’s coaching career in the 14-6 loss at Clemson (117 yards, 11 sacks). All of this happened with a new coordinator promising a revamped offense and a five-star quarterback transfer leading the team (Jarrett Stidham).
Why do the struggles continue and why does it seem to grow worse each season? Coaches certainly didn’t expect it.
“I think we've done a nice job during camp of identifying where are strengths are and how we can best utilize those no matter who we're playing,†Lindsey said Aug. 27.
Even when Auburn was successful, Malzahn needed time to tweak the offense. He didn’t quite know what he had in future Heisman Trophy winner Cam Newton until the fourth game of the season, a 35-27 victory against South Carolina. Auburn averaged 32.8 points per game in the first month of the season, but accelerated to average 47.1 points in the next nine games as the Tigers went on to win the BCS National Championship.
The same happened in 2013 as the Tigers averaged only 28.5 points per game in the first month. The Tigers were drilled 35-21 at LSU, but rallied in the second half and were within striking distance. Auburn found its identity in the rain, sludge and disappointment. Auburn never quit, and following a fumble by Cameron Artis-Payne, it became clear Tre Mason was the Tigers’ best threat on offense. A bye week followed, and the Tigers went on to win its next nine games while averaging an incredible 328.3 rushing yards to become the first SEC team in history to lead the nation on the ground. Auburn won the SEC title.
Can Auburn experience a similar turnaround or will the trend of struggles spilling into October and beyond over the last two years prove true? Slow starts have led to seven- and eight-win seasons over the last two, including a near-loss to FCS foe Jacksonville State in 2015. The Tigers won six straight games after a slow start in 2016, but injuries to quarterback Sean White and running backs Kamryn Pettway and Kerryon Johnson derailed the season in November.
“I will say this, we are going to improve,†Malzahn said. “We’re going to be a good offense; that is for sure. But that’s [the fans’] frustration and I understand that so it’s natural to say that and I get that and I own that but we are going to improve. You got to look at it really from the big-picture standpoint that [Clemson] is one of the best teams in college football, if not the best, could be.
“We have a very good defense, we have a good kicking game. We’re going to improve on offense and our goals are all still intact. We’re a good football team. Obviously, we didn’t get it done on one side of the football. it’s very frustrating for me it’s very frustrating for our coaches but we have a team that has great leadership. We have a staff that is very close and we’re going to put it in our rearview mirror and we’re going to move forward. Our mind’s on Mercer and we’re going to play well. We need to improve each week and we have the makings of a good football team and that’s what we’re going to do.â€
Auburn will likely increase its scoring average against Mercer, an FCS team, Saturday at 3 p.m. CT. The game will be televised on SEC Network Alternate.
Auburn scoring in first month of season under Gus Malzahn
2009: 45.3 points per game
2010: 32.8 ppg
2011: 34.3 ppg
2013: 28.5 ppg
2014: 42.3 ppg
2015: 22 ppg
2016: 24.5 ppg
2017: 23.5 ppg*
* Note: Two games
http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Gus-Malzahns-slow-offensive-starts-continuing-growing-worse-107376254
There is way to much bullshit in there to comment on everyone.
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I just talked to a good friend that works security for the coach during the games. I mentioned the altercation between Gus and Chip. His response, "They have issues but that didn't happen".
I have a couple of cans of chloroform and a dishrag. Can your friend do us a solid prior to the Georgia game at least?
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I just got an email from my guy. He asked his guy and it seems there was never an actual "in your face" confrontation but chip was "livid" at coach doublebubble and let it be known. This guy is money on his info, so tifwiw
Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
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My brother knows a guy that helps with deliveries to the Sudexo Concession stands. He confirmed that Lakweshia Jenkins, who handles hot dogs and pretzels in the north end zone booth, knows for a fact they were using buns that were well past the "sell by" date.
See, it is kindergarten bs like this that often turns off the people that are true insiders.
I know I'm tired of this horseshit. :cage:
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My brother knows a guy that helps with deliveries to the Sudexo Concession stands. He confirmed that Lakweshia Jenkins, who handles hot dogs and pretzels in the north end zone booth, knows for a fact they were using buns that were well past the "sell by" date.
I thought it was Emma who knew all of this.
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There is way to much bullshit in there to comment on everyone.
These are the things I know.
1) Gus really has no idea what is wrong
2) Since he doesn't know, he doesn't know how to fix it
3) He is out of ideas. He knows one thing and keeps trying to hammer all shapes of pegs into his square holes
4) He cannot evaluate talent. If Roc doesn't quit and Kerryon doesn't get hurt we never hear of pettaway.
5) He beats his RB to death. Look at Tre. It's a miracle he wasn't killed in 2013 the number of carries he got.
6) He isn't a head coach. He's not serving himself well as an OC.
7) if I were a player? I'd tune his ass out. His job is to put our players and coaches in a position to succeed. He has failed miserably at that. In that respect I'd say he's in a worst coach pile that includes fatty, stumblin, life champ and shark rider.
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These are the things I know.
1) Gus really has no idea what is wrong
2) Since he doesn't know, he doesn't know how to fix it
3) He is out of ideas. He knows one thing and keeps trying to hammer all shapes of pegs into his square holes
4) He cannot evaluate talent. If Roc doesn't quit and Kerryon doesn't get hurt we never hear of pettaway.
5) He beats his RB to death. Look at Tre. It's a miracle he wasn't killed in 2013 the number of carries he got.
6) He isn't a head coach. He's not serving himself well as an OC.
7) if I were a player? I'd tune his ass out. His job is to put our players and coaches in a position to succeed. He has failed miserably at that. In that respect I'd say he's in a worst coach pile that includes fatty, stumblin, life champ and shark rider.
finally, somebody wanting to be a grownup and talk football...thank you.... i can't disagree with one word that you wrote and it is now obvious that the program is in dire straits with the possibility of a collapse due to the ineptness, arrogance and egotism of Gus Malzahn. I really am losing hope for a decent season now and i actually think he should be let go now
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I really am losing hope for a decent season now and i actually think he should be let go now
Do you really trust the old lesbian running the AD to make a quality hire? I don't like Gus either, but I don't see why making a change now will result in us being anything more than a 7-6/8-5 team over the next 4 or 5 seasons.
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Do you really trust the old lesbian running the AD to make a quality hire? I don't like Gus either, but I don't see why making a change now will result in us being anything more than a 7-6/8-5 team over the next 4 or 5 seasons.
Please round off all fractions.
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Please round off all fractions.
It was my understanding that there would be no math.
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finally, somebody wanting to be a grownup and talk football...thank you.... i can't disagree with one word that you wrote and it is now obvious that the program is in dire straits with the possibility of a collapse due to the ineptness, arrogance and egotism of Gus Malzahn. I really am losing hope for a decent season now and i actually think he should be let go now
What's the vetting process around here?
I just had a greasy weasel flashback.
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Do you really trust the old lesbian running the AD to make a quality hire? I don't like Gus either, but I don't see why making a change now will result in us being anything more than a 7-6/8-5 team over the next 4 or 5 seasons.
Like I said Gus won't be fired with a 7-5 or 8-4 showing thanks to JJ hey you suck want to get a large buyout?
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Like I said Gus won't be fired with a 7-5 or 8-4 showing thanks to JJ hey you suck want to get a large buyout?
Agreed. And we slip further towards being Mississippi State.
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it is my understanding that one man has offered to write the check. who that is, i have no idea? i do know that the drums are beating, and i was told to watch the higher profile AU folks and how they act in the public light. Barring a miracle, we will have a new coach next year
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Like I said Gus won't be fired with a 7-5 or 8-4 showing thanks to JJ hey you suck want to get a large buyout?
My biggest fear is that Jacobs stays, Gus is let go, we hire a million dollar search firm, jay talks about hiring the best possible fit and a nationwide search and sometime around Christmas he will name Dameyune Craig or Lashlee or Steve Ensminger.
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My biggest fear is that Jacobs stays, Gus is let go, we hire a million dollar search firm, jay talks about hiring the best possible fit and a nationwide search and sometime around Christmas he will name Dameyune Craig or Lashlee or Steve Ensminger.
That's exactly why I don't want Jacobs running another coaching search. We will spend 20M to get rid of Gus this year, and then end up with someone who is, at best, a lateral move.
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My biggest fear is that Jacobs stays, Gus is let go, we hire a million dollar search firm, jay talks about hiring the best possible fit and a nationwide search and sometime around Christmas he will name Dameyune Craig or Lashlee or Steve Ensminger.
that, my friend, is my concern. you have no idea how much i loathe this guy ( not personally, but as an AD).....this guy had as much business being AD and my pecker does being in a porno film
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that, my friend, is my concern. you have no idea how much i loathe this guy ( not personally, but as an AD).....this guy had as much business being AD and my pecker does being in a porno film
Buzz, why did you feel the need to create a new account here at the X?
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it is my understanding that one man has offered to write the check. who that is, i have no idea? i do know that the drums are beating, and i was told to watch the higher profile AU folks and how they act in the public light. Barring a miracle, we will have a new coach next year
I could easily write him a check for this.
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Buzz, why did you feel the need to create a new account here at the X?
Look, do you want me to leave? until this morning, i didn't know that this forum existed. i am in the middle of medical situation with my wife that is scaring the hell out of me and i need something to take my mind off of things this week until we start the testing in the morning. Okay?.....i am semi-disabled myself and i am on 4 boards this week at the same time in order to stay occupied. if you don't want me here , thats fine, i just needed something besides the rah rah shit
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Look, do you want me to leave? until this morning, i didn't know that this forum existed. i am in the middle of medical situation with my wife that is scaring the hell out of me and i need something to take my mind off of things this week until we start the testing in the morning. Okay?.....i am semi-disabled myself and i am on 4 boards this week at the same time in order to stay occupied. if you don't want me here , thats fine, i just needed something besides the rah rah shit
New guy has a lot of baggage and has a flair for drama.
Fits the mold. I'll allow it.
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Look, do you want me to leave? until this morning, i didn't know that this forum existed. i am in the middle of medical situation with my wife that is scaring the hell out of me and i need something to take my mind off of things this week until we start the testing in the morning. Okay?.....i am semi-disabled myself and i am on 4 boards this week at the same time in order to stay occupied. if you don't want me here , thats fine, i just needed something besides the rah rah shit
Better grow an extra layer around here, Frisco. Best to your Mrs.
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Look, do you want me to leave? until this morning, i didn't know that this forum existed. i am in the middle of medical situation with my wife that is scaring the hell out of me and i need something to take my mind off of things this week until we start the testing in the morning. Okay?.....i am semi-disabled myself and i am on 4 boards this week at the same time in order to stay occupied. if you don't want me here , thats fine, i just needed something besides the rah rah shit
Also pick an avatar.Have you submitted your dog to Jumbo yet? We can't afford to grow lax in our policies here. Next thing you know, everyone here will want free health care of some commie shit.
Oh, and the Gus bus is trash.
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Better grow an extra layer around here, Frisco. Best to your Mrs.
Already bristled and pointed at the exit. And I didn't even try to fuck him up yet.
It's a fragile existence. We need new blood. But not period blood.
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Already bristled and pointed at the exit. And I didn't even try to fuck him up yet.
It's a fragile existence. We need new blood. But not period blood.
Immediate image in my mind upon reading this
(https://aforestofbeasts.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/blogpic2.jpg)
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Look, do you want me to leave? until this morning, i didn't know that this forum existed. i am in the middle of medical situation with my wife that is scaring the hell out of me and i need something to take my mind off of things this week until we start the testing in the morning. Okay?.....i am semi-disabled myself and i am on 4 boards this week at the same time in order to stay occupied. if you don't want me here , thats fine, i just needed something besides the rah rah shit
If you leave you leave but, if I may, think of this place as the Irish pub in the not so great part of town. The place where your boys talk shit and might even punch you in the face, or hell, try to pick up your old lady. But, at the end of the day, we're just fucking with you but would cut an outside mofo if he tried to fuck with you.
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If you leave you leave but, if I may, think of this place as the Irish pub in the not so great part of town. The place where your boys talk shit and might even punch you in the face, or hell, try to pick up your old lady. But, at the end of the day, we're just fucking with you but would cut an outside mofo if he tried to fuck with you.
Listen to Simp. He's pre-med.
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Listen to Simp. He's pre-med.
I thought he was pre-law?
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Welcome chizhead, post often. Unless you decide to leave, then fuck you.
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I thought he was pre-law?
What's the difference?
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Better grow an extra layer around here, Frisco. Best to your Mrs.
Watch out for Buzz.
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Look, do you want me to leave? until this morning, i didn't know that this forum existed. i am in the middle of medical situation with my wife that is scaring the hell out of me and i need something to take my mind off of things this week until we start the testing in the morning. Okay?.....i am semi-disabled myself and i am on 4 boards this week at the same time in order to stay occupied. if you don't want me here , thats fine, i just needed something besides the rah rah shit
We have several poster (well really just one) who think they are funny and create fake accounts.
You are being vetted to see if you are one of those accounts.
Its a rough crowd, but basically harmless.
All of them still think that if coach would have put them in, they would have won state.
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Watch out for Buzz.
he has no standards.
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Stepping away from the personal drama for a moment.
The "Leave Gus the hayulll ALONE peepul" crowd is beginning to make some noise.
Even Nick Saban struggled his first five years!!
Yeah. Well the Nick Saban that struggled his first five years wouldn't have been hired at Alabama. He had to go elsewhere and figure out how to cheat and lie first.
Thanks, Jay Jacobs.
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Stepping away from the personal drama for a moment.
The "Leave Gus the hayulll ALONE peepul" crowd is beginning to make some noise.
Even Nick Saban struggled his first five years!!
Yeah. Well the Nick Saban that struggled his first five years wouldn't have been hired at Alabama. He had to go elsewhere and figure out how to cheat and lie first.
Thanks, Jay Jacobs.
Too bad Gus didn't hang around Houston Nutt longer. Tulsa and Arky State cheat by giving away extra waffles at the greasy spoon if they make a first down. Gonna learn good cheating it has to be in the powers of the PAC, BIG, B12, or ACK. SEC is not a place to learn on the job with that. Need to have it down before you get here.
Sigh...Jacobs is gonna hire the coach from NW Missouri State probably.
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What's the vetting process around here?
I just had a greasy weasel flashback.
Truth ^
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We have several poster (well really just one) who think they are funny and create fake accounts.
You are being vetted to see if you are one of those accounts.
Its a rough crowd, but basically harmless.
All of them still think that if coach would have put them in, they would have won state.
I thought that was just you RICO.
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I thought he was pre-law?
Preejaculation
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I thought that was just you RICO.
How many times I gots to say it. He did put me in. We DID win state! jeez!
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How many times I gots to say it. He did put me in. We DID win state! jeez!
Ha!
Would you say the coach was about like Gus in initial talent evaluation then?
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Preejaculation
We all know here that is not the problem. Probably should have been a good bit more of that.
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Ha!
Would you say the coach was about like Gus in initial talent evaluation then?
Why yes. Yes I would. He didn't know what he had till he put me in!
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We all know here that is not the problem. Probably should have been a good bit more of that.
Well it's not a problem now. 18 kids later.
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Look, do you want me to leave? until this morning, i didn't know that this forum existed. i am in the middle of medical situation with my wife that is scaring the hell out of me and i need something to take my mind off of things this week until we start the testing in the morning. Okay?.....i am semi-disabled myself and i am on 4 boards this week at the same time in order to stay occupied. if you don't want me here , thats fine, i just needed something besides the rah rah shit
Settle down, Francis. Prayers sent. O.N.E. Game at a time...Welcome and fuck you.
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Settle down, Francis. Prayers sent. O.N.E. Game at a time...Welcome and fuck you.
He gone.
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Settle down, Francis. Prayers sent. O.N.E. Game at a time...Welcome and fudge you.
Lovelly
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He gone.
Well, you can't realistically handle 4 boards at one time.
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Well, you can't realistically handle 4 boards at one time.
Multitasking IS overrated.
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He gone.
Guess he didn't want to know if we could win right away.
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I think we're misunderstood.
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Guess he didn't want to know if we could win right away.
He thought we were squirrely.
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You guys ruin Everything!
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Can't say that I blame chizhead. Between the closet gays, pricks and nerds, there isn't a lot of men's men around this place. Honestly, I wonder why I still post here.
I don't know why Jarhead had to be so nasty so soon to him. But dude was older than snags. And oldautiger. He old.
Plus he had a pussy removed.
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Can't say that I blame chizhead. Between the closet gays, pricks and nerds, there isn't a lot of men's men around this place. Honestly, I wonder why I still post here.
I don't know why Jarhead had to be so nasty so soon to him. But dude was older than snags. And oldautiger. He old.
Plus he had a pussy removed.
transplanted to the back of your head?
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transplanted to the back of your head?
https://youtu.be/BGSlpKuxYm0
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I don't know why Jarhead had to be so nasty so soon to him. But dude was older than snags. And oldautiger. He old.
All I asked, when he said he had a small dick, was if it Buzz's second account. A legitimate question.
Also, I called GF a Jive Turkey.
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Rob Pate: Time for a Plan B, C, D, E for Auburn offense
Headline on 24/7
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My biggest fear is that Jacobs stays, Gus is let go, we hire a million dollar search firm, jay talks about hiring the best possible fit and a nationwide search and sometime around Christmas he will name Dameyune Craig or Lashlee or Steve Ensminger.
I swear to the 10 lb baby Jesus, if we hire Lashlee I will not show up to a game.
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Rob Pate: Time for a Plan B, C, D, E for Auburn offense
Headline on 24/7
VIP Access...wah wah wah
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All I asked, when he said he had a small dick, was if it Buzz's second account. A legitimate question.
Also, I called GF a Jive Turkey.
You are a cruel man.
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Can't say that I blame chizhead. Between the closet gays, pricks and nerds, there isn't a lot of men's men around this place. Honestly, I wonder why I still post here.
I don't know why Jarhead had to be so nasty so soon to him. But dude was older than snags. And oldautiger. He old.
Plus he had a pussy removed.
Older than me? Damned dat boy be OLD
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Kind of resigned myself to the fact that we are fucked on offense this year. Pretty obvious when former players like Snags hero, Trevon Reed, is calling it out on twitter that this is still Gus' offense. Lindsey is nothing more than a title holder at OC. He don't design the plays and sure as fuck don't call the plays. That was obvious as day considering Gus' ass was the one walking around with the play sheet and Chip was on the sideline signaling in plays like a 4th string walk-on QB. Even if Gus turns over the play calling its not like Chip is going to be able to design a new passing attack mid season. This is the shit we've been practicing all summer long and this is the shit we will be running all season long.
While its royal pisses me off to see this kind of talent on offense wasted, I've come to peace with it. Unlike GF I believe there is no way in hell Gus returns after an 8-5 or 9-4 again. That means this season is a win-win really. If Auburn continues looking shit, we get a new HC. If not, that means we've beat our rivals.
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Kind of resigned myself to the fact that we are fucked on offense this year. Pretty obvious when former players like Snags hero, Trevon Reed, is calling it out on twitter that this is still Gus' offense. Lindsey is nothing more than a title holder at OC. He don't design the plays and sure as fuck don't call the plays. That was obvious as day considering Gus' ass was the one walking around with the play sheet and Chip was on the sideline signaling in plays like a 4th string walk-on QB. Even if Gus turns over the play calling its not like Chip is going to be able to design a new passing attack mid season. This is the shit we've been practicing all summer long and this is the shit we will be running all season long.
While its royal pisses me off to see this kind of talent on offense wasted, I've come to peace with it. Unlike GF I believe there is no way in hell Gus returns after an 8-5 or 9-4 again. That means this season is a win-win really. If Auburn continues looking shit, we get a new HC. If not, that means we've beat our rivals.
There is a consensus here and likely on other Auburn sites as well to pull the plug on Malzahn.
None of us can tolerate mediocrity but those in power now don't seem to be as eager to change as they once were nor is there a recognized individual in the forefront like a younger Bobby Lowder to shake things up.
I personally don't think our grumblings amount to much to those that make such decisions, at least not as much as in the past.
Is it tolerable to lose to powerhouse Alabama under the Saban regime?
In some minds that's almost a given but aside from that game the rest of our western division opponents should be prime for the pickings due to lesser talent, transitioning of coaches, rules violations etc...but we suck so badly on offense we can't get out of our own way.
It's too depressing to discuss really.
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Is it tolerable to lose to powerhouse Alabama under the Saban regime?
I may be in the minority, but yes. Yes it is.
Do I want to endure a 10-year streak like we did in the 70s? No, of course not. I want to be competitive. Even though the NCAA has stacked the deck against us by allowing them to cheat almost as blatantly as they did in the 70s, even though our state media is aligned against us even more than they were in those dreadful 70s, I honestly believe we are better positioned to be able to compete than we were then.
I can abide losing to Alabama. I hate it, but I can live with it.
What I cannot abide?
Looking like warmed over cat vomit against Jacksonville State.
Looking inept and clueless against Clemson.
Failing to beat Georgia when that program is as weak as I've seen it in my lifetime.
Being 2-2 against Mississippi State over the last four
Blowing out LSU or getting blown out (no middle ground)
I've watched part of four different games already today. I have yet to see a single quarterback for ANY team look as befuddled as Stidham did against Georgia Eastern School for the Lame (or whoever we played) much less as bad as he looked against Clemson.
I'm watching Louisiana Fucking Tech right now hit quick passes in tight windows against A&M. I just saw them run a play out of a bunch set where one receiver slanted short across, one ran a skinny post and the other a deeper out. Touchdown on the intermediate route. We couldn't do that to save our fucking lives. It's infuriating.
I cannot take that. We looked like a fucking junior high team against Clemson. I've quarterbacked better games when I drew up each play in the dirt. It was humiliating. It was embarrassing.
I've never minded losing games. It's part of it. I DO fucking mind looking unprepared. I do fucking mind looking like clowns. We had NO gameplan for Clemson despite having months to prepare. Nothing. No answers. There is no excuse for that. No excuse for butt puckering in the red zone -- a THREE YEAR FUCKING TREND!
Our defense gives us chances to win. The very least we could do on offense is not look like chimpanzees who were handed a coconut.
It's been a week and I am STILL pissed off.
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And I'm in total agreement but there are others that don't see it our way... thousands of them.
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And I'm in total agreement but there are others that don't see it our way... thousands of them.
Fuck them.
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Fuck them.
Yes!
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Fuck them.
They give the millions. And think their opinion matters more. It's their kingdom. I've seen them personally in the last week. Jay and Gus are still their boys.
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They give the millions. And think their opinion matters more. It's their kingdom. I've seen them personally in the last week. Jay and Gus are still their boys.
Identify them. Contracts will be taken out.
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Identify them. Contracts will be taken out.
You know their names.
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I feel so dirty. At some point in the Mercer game, I thought, "If Mercer can pull this off, they have to can Gus"!
A win win situation!
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I feel so dirty. At some point in the Mercer game, I thought, "If Mercer can pull this off, they have to can Gus"!
A win win situation!
I think at one point, Buzz, We!!!, GF, and I all said same thing.
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I think at one point, Buzz, We!!!, GF, and I all said same thing.
:meme:
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Identify them. Contracts will be taken out.
Give me 50k cash. I've got chemicals NCIS doesn't even have a test for.
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:meme:
+1
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I think at one point, Buzz, We!!!, GF, and I all said same thing.
Harrumph.
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Harrumph.
#TeamNook