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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Ogre on February 10, 2009, 10:57:10 AM
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As the offseason doldrums are upon us, we have to do something to pass the time. That means it's time for an oldie but a goodie - the Four Word Game. It's simple - you simply type 4 words, and the next person types 4 more words, and you keep going. If you really need instructions on how to play, you are an idiot and should step away from the keyboard.
I'll start:
Mary Jane is not
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As the offseason doldrums are upon us, we have to do something to pass the time. That means it's time for an oldie but a goodie - the Four Word Game. It's simple - you simply type 4 words, and the next person types 4 more words, and you keep going. If you really need instructions on how to play, you are an idiot and should step away from the keyboard.
I'll start:
Mary Jane is not
as bad as Chizik
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when it comes to
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beating poor, helpless souls
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like Jacobs out of
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everything they have worked
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so hard to forget.
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In order to move
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a boulder up a
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gnat's ass, you must
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apply a lot of
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stimulation, lube, and gunpowder.
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Chizad could fuck up
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and down every chick
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in his damn dreams
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with some vasoline, and
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set himself up for
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ultimate humiliation and rejection.
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But not if he
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Dropped a roofie or
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liked really really fat
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bulldogs with half their
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bulldogs with half their
half their teeth and
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shaved pubic areas that
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showed bleaching of the
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landing strip that was
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...wait, what were we
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once used by a
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Okay, you fuckers got all out of whack. Let's try this again.
Mama don't like it
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when Ogre sticks his
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dirty sanchez videos from
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pinkie in her stinky
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pinky finger up in
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her dog's vagina and
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then pulls it out
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and looks to see
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if where he might
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have stuck it was
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indeed in the stinky
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orafice of a small
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hot, young, enthusiastic Asian
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twins actually named Phuck
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and Yoo, respectively. Then,
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he found they both
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were underage which made
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the situation even stickier.
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because he came all
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down his pants, he
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called the famous lawyer
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it all the more
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it all the more
what?! You suck at
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what?! You suck at
teh word game, but..
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He is the master
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-baiting guy looking at
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-baiting guy looking at
pictures of a blue
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pictures of a blue
boy magazine and licking
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the toe jam out
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the toe jam out
of his sister's gnarly
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yet well shaved vagina.
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How do you start
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a game called fingerbang
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a game called fingerbang
when you only have
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first you need a
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first you need a
when you only have
ten toes and no
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ten toes and no
hands, but stubs work
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hands, but stubs work
if she is blind
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if she is blind
and has whorish instincts.
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and has whorish instincts.
She also likes to
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She also likes to
role play as a
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role play as a
llama that likes emus
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or was it emos?
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The emo emu slit
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known as hatchet wound
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is an indian term
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derived from the Cherokee
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practice of sticking a
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(an) axe between the legs
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before the end of
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the peace pipe burned
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the peace pipe burned
through a rope attached
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through a rope attached.
I'm on a boat
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hoping I am lucky
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hoping I am lucky
on a boat mother
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on a boat, mother
fucker i'm so horny
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fucker i'm so horny
me love you longtime
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me love you longtime
in your hatchet hole
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in your hatchet hole
This has to be
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the worst attempt at
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the worst attempt at
keeping people from actually
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keeping people from actually
talking about anything that
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talking about anything that
resembles a complete sentence.
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You are a bunch
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You are a bunch
of cum guzzling queens
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of cum guzzling queens
who have very small
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who have very small
egos, which reminds me
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You need to shave
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egos, which reminds me
of eggo waffles...they
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of eggo waffles...they
should not be served
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should not be served
without a side of
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blueberries and whip cream.
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This one time at
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Hooters, I touched this
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Hooters, I touched this
Chizik's National championship ring.
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Do unto others as
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As Kaos would do
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As Kaos would do
unto Chizik and Jacobs
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unto Chizik and Jacobs
and even his mom.
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With that being said,
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I can't believe that
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a person would try
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home schooling a midget
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when there are no
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short stories in the
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Penthouse collection of naughty
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nurses cooking vol II
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while masturbating with a
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hammer handle. That makes
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Ogre very very hard
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to handle when she's
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to handle when she's
blowing the sweet nubbin.
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As Mike Shula watches
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with a thumb up
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Mal Moore's anal fissure
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with little nicky watching
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while seducing Julio by
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offering naked school boys
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but RWS decided to
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use two fingers in
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beckoning Gene Stallings to
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remember to cup the
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twig and berries so
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twig and berries so
all the love juice
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would ooze slowly towards
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My name is David
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My name is David
and i love ya'll.
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and i love ya'll.
Not like a brother
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but more so biblically
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After the Supper Club,
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the Waffle House called