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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on April 29, 2024, 10:11:54 AM
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Toilet paper.
Do you roll it off over the roll, or under?
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Over. We live in a society.
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During my rough and rowdy years, I practiced “mullet style”, and only under rolled. Now that I’m domesticated, I’m an over roller.
Do you use a new towel and wash cloth daily, or do you share my opinion that they both forget about what they’ve scrubbed/dried by the next day?
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During my rough and rowdy years, I practiced “mullet style”, and only under rolled. Now that I’m domesticated, I’m an over roller.
Do you use a new towel and wash cloth daily, or do you share my opinion that they both forget about what they’ve scrubbed/dried by the next day?
Wash cloth gets swapped daily. That thing scrubs my ass. Towel can go a couple days without refresh.
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If I use the bathroom at your house, and see the roll in the under position, I will change it myself, and when I come out, we will have words.
I'm not a wash cloth guy. I take the soap and lather up from head to toe, rinse and move on. Snagette changes fanny cloths every shower.
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Speaking of toilet paper, do you fold over for a clean, flat wipe, or wad and attack?
Of all things, at one of our family Christmas gatherings, we got into an almost heated debate over that very thing. I was surprised how many people wad. No way you can get proper coverage with wadding.
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Speaking of toilet paper, do you fold over for a clean, flat wipe, or wad and attack?
Of all things, at one of our family Christmas gatherings, we got into an almost heated debate over that very thing. I was surprised how many people wad. No way you can get proper coverage with wadding.
I fold t.p. for a flat surface, then use flushable baby wipes for the most complete clean. Wadding is for children & barbarians.
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Wadding is just lazy.
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You people are crazy.
Bidet is the way.
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Over the top.
Bath towel used twice, wash cloth once although about to switch to face towels (used once) for better coverage and delete wash cloths altogether.
I didn't know human beings wadded toilet paper. That explains why there's smeared shit everywhere in the average stall which I seldom use unless it just can't wait.
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You people are crazy.
Bidet is the way.
Never have tried, but I am unsure of taking a direct hit on the bung hole to sink my battle shit. Just doesn't seem like my cup o tea.
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Wiping.
Reach under and pull from back to front, or hike a cheek and reach back?
Never understood the reach back. Can't get a good feel for it, but you still have to bring the shit covered TP out in open air for inspection. How else do you know if you got it all?
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Wiping.
Reach under and pull from back to front, or hike a cheek and reach back?
Never understood the reach back. Can't get a good feel for it, but you still have to bring the shit covered TP out in open air for inspection. How else do you know if you got it all?
I am a stander. Don't want me feet falling asleep on me (I usually cut it pretty darn close). Front to back is the way.... lest you be a poop dick.
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Here’s one I have… I eat one thing on my plate at a time. If I have Steak, asparagus, and stuffed mushrooms, I am going:
1. Asparagus
2. Steak
3. Mushrooms
And I make sure to take a sip of water or whatever else I may be drinking after every bite. I don’t count chews, but I’ve thought about picking it up.
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Wiping.
Reach under and pull from back to front, or hike a cheek and reach back?
Never understood the reach back. Can't get a good feel for it, but you still have to bring the shit covered TP out in open air for inspection. How else do you know if you got it all?
Front to back. No one wants that crockpot you are cooking up.
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Here’s one I have… I eat one thing on my plate at a time. If I have Steak, asparagus, and stuffed mushrooms, I am going:
1. Asparagus
2. Steak
3. Mushrooms
And I make sure to take a sip of water or whatever else I may be drinking after every bite. I don’t count chews, but I’ve thought about picking it up.
Fast food, yes. Fries and then burger.
The meal you described, enjoy it all together.
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Never have tried, but I am unsure of taking a direct hit on the bung hole to sink my battle shit. Just doesn't seem like my cup o tea.
Give it a shot.
Will change everything. You’ll never again have that “well crap. My butt itches. Guess I didn’t get it all” moment.
No streaks. No skids.
It is the way.
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Give it a shot.
Will change everything. You’ll never again have that “well crap. My butt itches. Guess I didn’t get it all” moment.
No streaks. No skids.
It is the way.
He uses aloe baby wipes. He’s good.
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I'm a mixer with just about all meals. Bite of burger, shovel the fries right behind it. Steak, potatoes and veggie? Bite, bite, bite.
Now, if the meal involves corn on the cob, I hit that first like a wood chipper, and don't stop until there's no kernel left.
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Sweet tea or unsweet?
I heard someone say this the other day, and I thought, damn, I do this every time. You get on a 2-lane road. Speed limit is 45. You're stuck behind somebody going 37....then 32....then 39....then 35. You've gone a couple of miles and look in the rear view to see 12 cars closely lined up behind.
Do you slightly move over to let the cars behind you see that it's not you, but the car in front of you that's the dumbass holding everybody up? I'll even do the frustrated hand gesture, so they're fully aware that I share their pain.
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Sweet tea or unsweet?
I heard someone say this the other day, and I thought, damn, I do this every time. You get on a 2-lane road. Speed limit is 45. You're stuck behind somebody going 37....then 32....then 39....then 35. You've gone a couple of miles and look in the rear view to see 12 cars closely lined up behind.
Do you slightly move over to let the cars behind you see that it's not you, but the car in front of you that's the dumbass holding everybody up? I'll even do the frustrated hand gesture, so they're fully aware that I share their pain.
What's worse is it happening on a 4 lane interstate. Happens to me monthly on 85 between Lagrange and ATL. Two knuckleheads side by side going 57-58 in a 70. One speeds up a bit, then the other, then they do the same slowing back down. Almost like a coordinated effort to invoke road rage.
Then left lane person FINALLY gets over to the right in front of other right lane person, you start to go around them and then at that point, they decide to speed up to about 70-75 (in the right lane now), after sitting in the LEFT lane for 20 mins going 58.
These people are a special kind of stupid and oblivious. and I typically wish very cruel things upon them when they arrive to their destination....which may be a while at their rate of speed.
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Related to the idiots going slow on highways.....
When you see a cop, do you - SLAM the brakes (like a moron) or let off the gas slightly (if needed)? I do the latter. Although I use Waze and usually get pretty accurate heads up on cops.
Here is my rub with the brake slammers....they are almost ALWAYS going 70-72 anyway.....you are going the speed limit on most major interstates. There is ZERO need to slam your brakes to get down to 54 in a 70. That cop is more than likely looking for people excessively speeding (85 and over).
You think the cop is gonna come give you some good citizen award or some shit for doing that?? It's actually a danger to do it in heavy traffic.
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When you finally get around said slow person, do you crane your neck in an effort to see what kind of sub-human creature is in control of that vehicle, causing you so much pain and anguish? Invariably, it's an 80 year old lady, with a death grip on that wheel with the 10 and 2.
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When you finally get around said slow person, do you crane your neck in an effort to see what kind of sub-human creature is in control of that vehicle, causing you so much pain and anguish? Invariably, it's an 80 year old lady, with a death grip on that wheel with the 10 and 2.
Or a 20-something with their face buried in their phone
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Related to the idiots going slow on highways.....
When you see a cop, do you - SLAM the brakes (like a moron) or let off the gas slightly (if needed)? I do the latter. Although I use Waze and usually get pretty accurate heads up on cops.
Here is my rub with the brake slammers....they are almost ALWAYS going 70-72 anyway.....you are going the speed limit on most major interstates. There is ZERO need to slam your brakes to get down to 54 in a 70. That cop is more than likely looking for people excessively speeding (85 and over).
You think the cop is gonna come give you some good citizen award or some shit for doing that?? It's actually a danger to do it in heavy traffic.
I have a special feature on my WAZE to alert me where Token has set up his radar. I have made numerous trips way out of my way in order to hurl a: “Fuck you, Cornbread!” and a double bird.
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Archie Bunker and Michael "Meathead" Stivik, got into a heated argument over:
Sock-Shoe-Sock-Shoe, or:
Sock-Sock-Shoe-Shoe?
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Related to the idiots going slow on highways.....
When you see a cop, do you - SLAM the brakes (like a moron) or let off the gas slightly (if needed)? I do the latter. Although I use Waze and usually get pretty accurate heads up on cops.
Here is my rub with the brake slammers....they are almost ALWAYS going 70-72 anyway.....you are going the speed limit on most major interstates. There is ZERO need to slam your brakes to get down to 54 in a 70. That cop is more than likely looking for people excessively speeding (85 and over).
You think the cop is gonna come give you some good citizen award or some shit for doing that?? It's actually a danger to do it in heavy traffic.
All of this infuriates me. But worse?
Two lane is going to narrow to one in a construction zone. Signs begin warning of the merge two miles out. Everybody gets over in an orderly fashion, but here comes dipwad flying up in the lane that's about to be closed and then trying to force his way into the line.
Over the years I've blocked both lanes when I merge in. I straddle the middle line and am almost willing to sacrifice my truck to prevent them from getting past me.
Under no circumstances is somebody in the merging lane trying to get over at the point of merge going to get in front of me. I will literally touch the bumper of the car in front of me so there is no sliver of daylight whatsoever. You can get behind me, but you are NOT getting in here. No way, no how.
I despise anyone ahead of me who allows these morons into the lane.
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All of this infuriates me. But worse?
Two lane is going to narrow to one in a construction zone. Signs begin warning of the merge two miles out. Everybody gets over in an orderly fashion, but here comes dipwad flying up in the lane that's about to be closed and then trying to force his way into the line.
Over the years I've blocked both lanes when I merge in. I straddle the middle line and am almost willing to sacrifice my truck to prevent them from getting past me.
Under no circumstances is somebody in the merging lane trying to get over at the point of merge going to get in front of me. I will literally touch the bumper of the car in front of me so there is no sliver of daylight whatsoever. You can get behind me, but you are NOT getting in here. No way, no how.
I despise anyone ahead of me who allows these morons into the lane.
Yes...those people too. Every damn time. Fly around everyone like they are VIP status not having to wait in line or merge like the rest of us.
Probably the same dipshits that park right in the front at the Home Depot garden center or out front at Wal MART, like it's no big deal......... "yeahhh, I don't wanna park in the lot today. Think I'll just pull up front. In a fire lane. And just park and shop there."
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Shopping cart. I will walk through the heart of an F-5 tornado to put my shopping cart back in the rack. People who walk off and leave their cart should be given a hysterectomy by a crazed ban of camel jockeys.
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Shopping cart. I will walk through the heart of an F-5 tornado to put my shopping cart back in the rack. People who walk off and leave their cart should be given a hysterectomy by a crazed ban of camel jockeys.
Yep. Can't stand 'em.
Also, anyone that litters on the side of the road should be forced to climb a mountain of used junkie needles.
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Another weird quirk I have...
A man creates the best Auburn message board on the interwebz, then abandons it after installing the "like" button. What kind of animal does this?!
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Another weird quirk I have...
A man creates the best Auburn message board on the interwebz, then abandons it after installing the "like" button. What kind of animal does this?!
He did this from the shame of losing the shinebox
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Another weird quirk I have...
A man creates the best Auburn message board on the interwebz, then abandons it after installing the "like" button. What kind of animal does this?!
RIP in Peace GF
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RIP in Peace GF
Rest In Peace In Peace? That's a lot of peace.
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Yes...those people too. Every damn time. Fly around everyone like they are VIP status not having to wait in line or merge like the rest of us.
Probably the same dipshits that park right in the front at the Home Depot garden center or out front at Wal MART, like it's no big deal......... "yeahhh, I don't wanna park in the lot today. Think I'll just pull up front. In a fire lane. And just park and shop there."
Parking like Willie Mays Hays up in here.
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Shopping cart. I will walk through the heart of an F-5 tornado to put my shopping cart back in the rack. People who walk off and leave their cart should be given a hysterectomy by a crazed ban of camel jockeys.
Truth. Those people hate humanity.
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Rest In Peace In Peace? That's a lot of peace.
A joke son, a joke.
So….how about that SEC conference?
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A joke son, a joke.
So….how about that SEC conference?
My wife made the decision on where to eat and pulled into the restaurant parking lot. I said thank God it’s TGIFridays.
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My wife made the decision on where to eat and pulled into the restaurant parking lot. I said thank God it’s TGIFridays.
Not here in PCB. They shutterdown. Not that I ever went there.
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Nominating GH & Snags to join the committee of redundancy committee.
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Nominating GH & Snags to join the committee of redundancy committee.
I'll hit up the ATM machine to get my dues paid.
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I'll hit up the ATM machine to get my dues paid.
Just don't forget your PIN number when it asks you on the LCD Display.