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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on January 25, 2024, 05:14:02 PM
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It's sort of football related, so...
Has anybody been following this story of the 3 guys that "froze to death" on a friend's back porch after they came over to watch a foosballz game? Three dudes go over to a friend's home in Missouri to watch the Chiefs vs. Chargers game. Two days later, the police arrive to do a wellness check and find the 3 guys out back, and checked into the walnut Waldorf.
Friends and family claimed they had been calling the guys, and the homeowner, and even gone to the guy's house, and broken out a window trying to contact him. No luck. So, police called. The cops say the homeowner answered the door with a glass of wine in hand, and very little on. His story, according to his attorney, is he slept for about 48 hours after the game, and had no knowledge his friends were dead out back.
That's about it.
So, how do three guys in their 30's, all die at once on a back porch? Initial reports say they froze to death. Autopsy pending. All 3 guys??? Did they all take some bad shrooms, or meth, or had they bought some weed from Wes? At first, I thought, well it could have been a bunch of folks over, and everybody was into the game, and didn't notice, or care that the dudes weren't there anymore. Nope, it apparently was just the four of them. Did the homeowner pass out and when he woke up, assumed they had gone home?
Did he purposely slip them something to knock them out, have butt secks with all three, then drag them outside to freeze to death? Hmmm...I know that's what I would do.
Interesting.
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One of the dead guy’s parents are convinced that they saw something and the lone survivor kilt ‘em.
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Subfreezing temps.
Heavy alcohol intake.
Fentanyl poisoning.
Cocaine cut with fentanyl can leave one in a semi conscious state, barely breathing where a heart rate is feintly present.
Host and "friend" is ambivalent to the events that took place.
Someone has some splainin' to do.
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ok now go outside on the porch. strip down. snort blow off each other's pecker.
laaaryeeee!!!
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ok now go outside on the porch. strip down. snort blow off each other's pecker.
laaaryeeee!!!
One of the greatest lines in Always Sunny is when Charlie is partying with the jockeys and one says to him, "Come on, let 'ol Buster do a line off yer boner!"
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One of the greatest lines in Always Sunny is when Charlie is partying with the jockeys and one says to him, "Come on, let 'ol Buster do a line off yer boner!"
One of the best shows ever made. I never would’ve discovered the benefits of a toe knife or the deliciousness of milk steak had it not been for that show.
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One of the best shows ever made. I never would’ve discovered the benefits of a toe knife or the deliciousness of milk steak had it not been for that show.
Two words, bub:
Rum.
Ham.
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Two words, bub:
Rum.
Ham.
I used to sport a Denim Chicken shirt to the bars of Fayettenam (NC edition). Was definitely a conversation starter with the ladies.
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I used to sport a Denim Chicken shirt to the bars of Fayettenam (NC edition). Was definitely a conversation starter with the ladies.
Our very own Lurking Tiger once gifted me a "What Is Your Spaghetti Policy?" t-shirt.
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The four had been friends since high school. Willis claims through his attorney that he went to bed for 48 hours. The three dead guys were supposedly watching Jeopardy after midnight.
Three cars were out front so a family member of one of the deceased later broke into the rental home and called the police.
It's being called a "death investigation" and according to the police, Willis (who has since moved) is not considered a suspect nor was he subjected to a toxicology screening by the police according to a family member of another man among the deceased.
Another friend was present with them during the event and left for home.
He survived.
Willis is said to be employed in some capacity as a scientific researcher.
Apparently he can also go into a hibernated state where he becomes oblivious to everything around him while possessing great persuasive powers over mere humans.
Have we got us a whodunnit?
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The four had been friends since high school. Willis claims through his attorney that he went to bed for 48 hours. The three dead guys were supposedly watching Jeopardy after midnight.
Three cars were out front so a family member of one of the deceased later broke into the rental home and called the police.
It's being called a "death investigation" and according to the police, Willis (who has since moved) is not considered a suspect nor was he subjected to a toxicology screening by the police according to a family member of another man among the deceased.
Another friend was present with them during the event and left for home.
He survived.
Willis is said to be employed in some capacity as a scientific researcher.
Apparently he can also go into a hibernated state where he becomes oblivious to everything around him while possessing great persuasive powers over mere humans.
Have we got us a whodunnit?
I have never been invited but just in case they find me at Wes’ house, dead, have them check my anus for semen.
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The cause of death will be fentanyl poisoning.
All three froze to death as a result.
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I’m not a proponent of wars, but sometimes they’re necessary. Wish we’d declare war against the cartels that are producing & distributing that poison on our streets, that contribute to human trafficking, and that oppress the communities they dwell in.
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I’m not a proponent of wars, but sometimes they’re necessary. Wish we’d declare war against the cartels that are producing & distributing that poison on our streets, that contribute to human trafficking, and that oppress the communities they dwell in.
Tom Clancy tried in Clear and Present Danger.
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I’m not a proponent of wars, but sometimes they’re necessary. Wish we’d declare war against the cartels that are producing & distributing that poison on our streets, that contribute to human trafficking, and that oppress the communities they dwell in.
We have been at war with them for years…
Or in business with them.
It depends on who you ask.
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I’m not a proponent of wars, but sometimes they’re necessary. Wish we’d declare war against the cartels that are producing & distributing that poison on our streets, that contribute to human trafficking, and that oppress the communities they dwell in.
A war you say? On drugs?
What a novel idea. I'm sure it'll be a winner. Just like Prohibition.
This is a masturbatory exercise by the police state. Legalize, normalize and treat/heal.
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A war you say? On drugs?
What a novel idea. I'm sure it'll be a winner. Just like Prohibition.
This is a masturbatory exercise by the police state. Legalize, normalize and treat/heal.
If there was a concerted effort, our military could wipe them out just like Trump wiped out Isis. And it’s more than just drugs, which is clearly depicted in the post. The people we have in power that are in bed with them should perish as well.
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If there was a concerted effort, our military could wipe them out just like Trump wiped out Isis. And it’s more than just drugs, which is clearly depicted in the post. The people we have in power that are in bed with them should perish as well.
I think we should execute anyone who uses the word masturbatory in a sentence.
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Legalize, normalize and treat/heal.
Once again, completely wrong. As wrong as anyone can ever be.
Been to Oregon lately?
I’m not sure what the answer is. I just know THIS isn’t it.
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We can't even control the fentanyl business among the prison population due to corruption between the employees and the gangs that run the institutions.
There's our testing site, already confined.
And Kay Ivey wants mowah supahmax prisuhns fo tha state uh Aluhbamuh.
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We can't even control the fentanyl business among the prison population due to corruption between the employees and the gangs that run the institutions.
There's our testing site, already confined.
And Kay Ivey wants mowah supahmax prisuhns fo tha state uh Aluhbamuh.
If I ever think I may be sentenced to a super max, the first thing that I am going to do is have all of my teeth pulled and grow a beard.
I think that’s the best investment my ass could make.
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have all of my teeth pulled and grow a beard.
Back in law school everyone was rolling back into bham after the fall semester break. One of our housemates walks in with the bushiest, fullest mustache/goatee combo. He's Italian, so this is some lustrous facial hair.
Another one of our roommates looks up from his book on the couch, doesn't miss a beat and says, "Hey, Paul, nice prison pussy."
Fifteen minutes later, Paul comes back out to the living room, clean shaven.
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None of us could possibly survive an Alabama prison. People of color are in control and the detention officer's get a cut to provide much wanted contraband to certain few while turning a blind eye.
You could go in at a robust 230 pounds and be reduced to a 130 skeleton from fentanyl addiction. You will extort your own family just to make the beatings STOP along with everything else the mind can fathom.
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None of us could possibly survive an Alabama prison. People of color are in control and the detention officer's get a cut to provide much wanted contraband to certain few while turning a blind eye.
You could go in at a robust 230 pounds and be reduced to a 130 skeleton from fentanyl addiction. You will extort your own family just to make the beatings STOP along with everything else the mind can fathom.
Legend has it that I look like a Luke Bryan that works out on occasion. I think I'd have to go out in a blaze of glory before I got sent to prison.
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None of us could possibly survive an Alabama prison. People of color are in control and the detention officer's get a cut to provide much wanted contraband to certain few while turning a blind eye.
You could go in at a robust 230 pounds and be reduced to a 130 skeleton from fentanyl addiction. You will extort your own family just to make the beatings STOP along with everything else the mind can fathom.
I honestly don’t think that you have any fucking clue how badass some of these men are.
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Legend has it that I look like a Luke Bryan that works out on occasion. I think I'd have to go out in a blaze of glory before I got sent to prison.
Your ass is much nicer than Luke Bryan’s.
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None of us could possibly survive an Alabama prison. People of color are in control and the detention officer's get a cut to provide much wanted contraband to certain few while turning a blind eye.
You could go in at a robust 230 pounds and be reduced to a 130 skeleton from fentanyl addiction. You will extort your own family just to make the beatings STOP along with everything else the mind can fathom.
All kidding aside, I don’t expect that I would be the baddest motherfucker in the whole prison. It’s not like it is in the x. But the ones that I could not intimidate with the look of a stone cold killer or my shadow boxing, I’m pretty sure I could warm them up to me by using the biting humor and interesting conversation. Or, sucking their cock.
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Legend has it that I look like a Luke Bryan that works out on occasion. I think I'd have to go out in a blaze of glory before I got sent to prison.
Believe me, it's your best bet if you are a Luke Bryan doppleganger. And I'm going to pass on responding to the mouthy WT.