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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Argo on November 12, 2009, 10:50:56 PM

Title: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Argo on November 12, 2009, 10:50:56 PM
(http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad66/Adam11190/Untitled.jpg)
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: BZ770 on November 12, 2009, 11:00:08 PM
Juwan Simpson must have drawn that picture, while eating his Ice Cream.
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 12, 2009, 11:06:15 PM
(http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad66/Adam11190/Untitled.jpg)


That is F'n hilarious.
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Godfather on November 12, 2009, 11:41:14 PM

That is F'n hilarious.
It is hilarious, however I contend it is not as hilarious as this:

Maximum Block
(http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/moore-sports_2080_33434014)


Against a 3-3 Vol team?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Godfather on November 12, 2009, 11:45:19 PM
Not to be outdone...Tigers X has commissioned me the Godfather to also contribute to UAT sports. 

(http://tigersx.com/images/screwed.jpg)
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Jumbo on November 13, 2009, 03:56:05 AM
Not to be outdone...Tigers X has commissioned me the Godfather to also contribute to UAT sports. 

(http://tigersx.com/images/screwed.jpg)
Nice job, The signature kicks ass.
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 13, 2009, 08:47:09 AM
(http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad66/Adam11190/Untitled.jpg)

I know I'm going out on a limb here, but I assume the little one is Sabban on teh sidelines picking out his wedgie?
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: boartitz on November 13, 2009, 09:09:16 AM
I know I'm going out on a limb here, but I assume the little one is Sabban on teh sidelines picking out his wedgie?
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Kaos on November 13, 2009, 09:45:38 AM
Not to be outdone...Tigers X has commissioned me the Godfather to also contribute to UAT sports.  


Are you aware that the "official" artist of the Alabama Crimpson Tahd does this exact same thing to photographs and then sells them as "paintings"   I am amazed at the stupidity of people in this state.  One of this clown's "portraits" is now hanging in the governor's mansion.  

http://www.portraitsbyjtb.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=20&Itemid=54 (http://www.portraitsbyjtb.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=20&Itemid=54)

You can't link to any of his poopty work, but please click on the link.  It's phuking LAUGHABLE.  

But people pay him hundreds of dollars to do this poop.  

I am about to back somebody in a photography studio.  Godfather, do you have any interest in doing the photoshop work to turn photos into "paintings"?   You do a better job at blur and smear than this jackass. 

Please, click the link and laugh.
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: AUChizad on November 13, 2009, 10:01:52 AM
Are you aware that the "official" artist of the Alabama Crimpson Tahd does this exact same thing to photographs and then sells them as "paintings"   I am amazed at the stupidity of people in this state.  One of this clown's "portraits" is now hanging in the governor's mansion.  

http://www.portraitsbyjtb.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=20&Itemid=54 (http://www.portraitsbyjtb.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=20&Itemid=54)

You can't link to any of his poopty work, but please click on the link.  It's phuking LAUGHABLE.  

But people pay him hundreds of dollars to do this poop.  

I am about to back somebody in a photography studio.  Godfather, do you have any interest in doing the photoshop work to turn photos into "paintings"?   You do a better job at blur and smear than this jackass. 

Please, click the link and laugh.
For the record, this is one thing I can do as well.
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 13, 2009, 10:05:44 AM
Are you aware that the "official" artist of the Alabama Crimpson Tahd does this exact same thing to photographs and then sells them as "paintings"   I am amazed at the stupidity of people in this state.  One of this clown's "portraits" is now hanging in the governor's mansion.  

http://www.portraitsbyjtb.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=20&Itemid=54 (http://www.portraitsbyjtb.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=20&Itemid=54)

You can't link to any of his poopty work, but please click on the link.  It's phuking LAUGHABLE.  

But people pay him hundreds of dollars to do this poop.  

I am about to back somebody in a photography studio.  Godfather, do you have any interest in doing the photoshop work to turn photos into "paintings"?   You do a better job at blur and smear than this jackass. 

Please, click the link and laugh.

My favorite by far...
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Kaos on November 13, 2009, 10:12:36 AM
For the record, this is one thing I can do as well.

I've done it a few myself.  Did one of my daughters that turned out spectacularly. 

I'm open to anything, though.  I expect to set up the shop in mid January, early February.  Will be a small operation to begin with, but I've already got two photogs lined up.  One does mostly nature stuff and I can send her on the art show circuit to sell that garbage.  The other does portraits and family pictures.  I've yet to find somebody who really wants to do weddings.  They're a PITA.   

Figure I'll give it a year.  Doesn't have to be my sole source of income so if I can bring in enough work to offset the cost and make a little bit on top of that, it's good.  Would like to have it to the point in five years that it can be my retirement hobby, though.   Figure in this area there's probably 60-70k a year of work without scratching real hard.
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Kaos on November 13, 2009, 10:14:17 AM
My favorite by far...

Yeah, because that's OBVIOUSLY a painting.  I'd pay 2k for the "canvas master" for THAT shit. 

Somebody did, BTW.  They were bragging to me about it.  Fucking DUMBASS.  I laughed in his face.  We aren't friends any more.
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Saniflush on November 13, 2009, 10:14:59 AM
My favorite by far...

Why the fuck do they have Goober's fillin' station in  that one?
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 13, 2009, 10:29:06 AM
Why the fuck do they have Goober's fillin' station in  that one?
We get 10 cents every time that bell goes ding dong.
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Thrilla on November 13, 2009, 10:29:22 AM
My favorite by far...

Is that a Dodge Charger pulled into the service garage?
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Saniflush on November 13, 2009, 10:32:07 AM
Is that a Dodge Charger pulled into the service garage?

Tell'em Goober says hey
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Thrilla on November 13, 2009, 10:34:12 AM
Also found on the website that Kaos posted:

(http://www.portraitsbyjtb.com/images/stories/events/100gov%20huckabee100gov%20huckabee.jpg)

(http://www.portraitsbyjtb.com/images/stories/events/003gov%20huckabee003gov%20huckabee%20.jpg)

Is that Chuck's woman?  Well done, Chuck.  She must be very brave to get in the same bed with you.
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: boartitz on November 13, 2009, 10:51:07 AM
Even Chuck Norris couldn't make me put an arm around that douchebag next to her.
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: AUChizad on November 13, 2009, 10:56:00 AM
Even Chuck Norris couldn't make me put an arm around that douchebag next to her.
Wha wha?

That won't go over well here. He's one of the few Republicans left in the game I actually like.
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 13, 2009, 01:05:17 PM
Even Chuck Norris couldn't make me put an arm around that douchebag next to her.
...and to think, I used to like you.
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: chinook on November 13, 2009, 01:18:03 PM
chuck's jealous...his vagina isn't nearly as nice as hers. 
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: boartitz on November 13, 2009, 07:51:23 PM
Huck is a snake in the grass. Lap band and all.
Then again, Clinton was a better president than he was a governor, so he has that going for him. Big I little you.
He's a pol and a preacher, so he has in his mind that he knows what is best for us. Damn what we think.
I'd vote for a foreigner from Indonesia to be president before I'd vote for the Huck. Wait? What?
Title: Re: It's official, Peterson's left foot was out.
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 13, 2009, 10:28:53 PM
Huck is a snake in the grass. Lap band and all.
Then again, Clinton was a better president than he was a governor, so he has that going for him. Big I little you.
He's a pol and a preacher, so he has in his mind that he knows what is best for us. Damn what we think.
I'd vote for a foreigner from Indonesia to be president before I'd vote for the Huck. Wait? What?
Yeah, but what about a Kenyan?