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Title: Heat vs Hawks tonight
Post by: Saniflush on April 14, 2009, 02:20:05 PM
The gubment bank bailout just scored me 3rd row tickets right behind the visiting team's bench. Suck it bitches.  I feel a police report coming on.
Title: Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 14, 2009, 02:43:06 PM
Just so you will know who you are heckling...any why.

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Team Roster
NO.    NAME           POS  AGE     HT    WT     COLLEGE        2008 - 2009 SALARY
50    Joel Anthony    C    26    6-9    245    UNLV                    $711,517
30    Michael Beasley    PF    20    6-9    245    Kansas State    $4,314,960
15    Mark Blount    C    33    7-0    250    Pittsburgh            $8,513,916
6    Mario Chalmers    PG    22    6-1    190    Kansas            $700,000
14    Daequan Cook    SG    21    6-5    210    Ohio State            $1,273,200
9    Yakhouba Diawara SF    26    6-7    230    Pepperdine            $875,000
40    Udonis Haslem    PF    28    6-8    235    Florida            $6,575,000
13    Luther Head    GF    26    6-3    185    Illinois            $1,962,378
22    James Jones    SF    28    6-8    220    Miami (FL)            $4,010,000
21    Jamaal Magloire    C    30    6-11    265    Kentucky            $797,581
8    Jamario Moon    SF    28    6-8    200                         $711,517
7    Jermaine O'Neal    C    30    6-11    258                         $21,372,000
11    Chris Quinn    PG    25    6-2    175    Notre Dame            $972,581
3    Dwyane Wade    SG    27    6-4    216    Marquette            $14,410,581
1    Dorell Wright    SG    23    6-9    210                         $2,612,835


Coach: Erik Spoelstra
Title: Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
Post by: Saniflush on April 14, 2009, 02:49:48 PM
Good stuff. I wish there was a turd on their team.
Title: Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 14, 2009, 03:27:04 PM
Okay, Jermaine O'neal is making $21 million + while Dewayne Wade, one of the top 3 playas in the game, is making $14???  Not that I feel for either one but how did O'neal get a $21 million contract? 

By the way, congrats Sani.  That should be some serious good times.
Title: Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
Post by: Saniflush on April 14, 2009, 03:31:24 PM
Okay, Jermaine O'neal is making $21 million + while Dewayne Wade, one of the top 3 playas in the game, is making $14??? 

You said Jermaine
Title: Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 14, 2009, 03:54:42 PM
You said Jermaine

Pepsi Cola...shumone...oh shit, my hair's on fire.  Help me...Tito..Jermaine..help me...heee hee...shumone.
Title: Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 14, 2009, 08:23:42 PM
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Yakhouba Diawara
The possibilities with this one are endless.

Yakisoba Diarrhea, Yak Shit, Houba-Douba, Yakity-Yak .... can't score shit.
Title: Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2009, 09:34:39 AM
Well, we need a report. A police report?  It was a Squawks win so I'm sure it was rockin'.


Details man, details.
Title: Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
Post by: Saniflush on April 15, 2009, 09:48:18 AM
Well, we need a report. A police report?  It was a Squawks win so I'm sure it was rockin'.


Details man, details.

Let's see.  here is the summation.
Seats were actually 6 rows behind their bench, so not as close as I thought but still good enough.

Wade didn't even dress out.  None of them would take the bait of verbal abuse being chunked their way.

People in Atlanta have very weak sauce when it comes to smack talk capabilities.

The A-town dancers are yummy and well on their way to The Cheetah.  http://www.nba.com/media/hawks/ATown_Dancers_Site.html

The A team dancers are just WRONG!  http://www.nba.com/hawks/gamenight/ATeam_Dancers.html  (unless you are this guy  :bowl: )

Sports fans in the ATL suck ass.  With the game in doubt and 5 minutes left to go people were already leaving.  No wonder professional sports in ATL pale in comparison to pro events anywhere else!

Wells Fargo/Wachovia loves buying me beer.
Title: Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
Post by: Thrilla on April 15, 2009, 12:55:59 PM
An excellent synopsis paired with a twinge of jealousy over your seats.  I am fortunate enough to have never seen the A-team dancers, but I always pay attention when the A-town dancers come out.  I've recently been to a Lakers and Cavs game, and Hawks fans were outnumbered by these teams' fans easily.  It is quite a sad sight.
Title: Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
Post by: Tarheel on April 15, 2009, 01:16:22 PM
The gubment bank bailout just scored me 3rd row tickets right behind the visiting team's bench. Suck it bitches.  I feel a police report coming on.

I can't believe that you sullied this Forum with NBA basketball. :nagger:
Title: Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
Post by: Saniflush on April 15, 2009, 01:19:46 PM
I can't believe that you sullied this Forum with NBA basketball. :nagger:

I sullied it with future Cheetah dancers.  :homo:
Title: Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
Post by: Tarheel on April 15, 2009, 01:30:01 PM
I sullied it with future Cheetah dancers.
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 :vn:
Title: Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 21, 2009, 05:17:06 PM
Aaahhh..the Spring Street Ballet.
Title: Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
Post by: GarMan on May 01, 2009, 05:39:26 PM
I sullied it with future Cheetah dancers.  :homo:
Cheetah my ass...  I think I've seen some of them on Craigslist already.   :gig: