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Title: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 04, 2009, 03:08:31 PM
The Atlanta Braves!!!!!!!!   :blink: :blink: :blink:

Pulled it out from under the table...a bat...another bag, another box...another bat...  Fuck...  hahaha..

Perfect... Pulls out an Atlanta Braves Hat.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: wesfau2 on February 04, 2009, 03:09:30 PM
I'm not sure I get it.

He's playing baseball instead of college football?
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on February 04, 2009, 03:11:14 PM
One Word
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: The Prowler on February 04, 2009, 03:12:05 PM
So, is Dre and KK going to be healthy to play next year?  I've heard that both had surgery, I think Dre had shoulder surgery...not sure about KK.
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 04, 2009, 03:12:37 PM
I'm not sure I get it.

He's playing baseball instead of college football?

He pulled an Atlanta Braves hat as if it was an Alabama hat.  Put it on and said Roll Tide!  He's playing football, just put the wrong hat on....  and it was 5 level secured in different hats and boxes... fucking ridiculous...
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: wesfau2 on February 04, 2009, 03:33:35 PM
He pulled an Atlanta Braves hat as if it was an Alabama hat.  Put it on and said Roll Tide!  He's playing football, just put the wrong hat on....  and it was 5 level secured in different hats and boxes... fucking ridiculous...


Are you sure it was a Braves hat?  The "A" is very similar, but bama has an extra bit of flair on top of the "A".
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 04, 2009, 03:34:33 PM

Are you sure it was a Braves hat?  The "A" is very similar, but bama has an extra bit of flair on top of the "A".

It was a Blue and Red Atlanta Braves New Era Baseball Cap with the New Era flag on the side and everything.  There is no doubt.
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: wesfau2 on February 04, 2009, 03:35:05 PM
It was a Blue and Red Atlanta Braves New Era Baseball Cap with the New Era flag on the side and everything.  There is no doubt.

OK.  The kid's a dumbass, then.
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on February 04, 2009, 03:38:52 PM
Kirrkpatrick just tol Finebaum the main reason for picking Bammer was his son.  Paul asks him how old his son is and Dre said 2.  Paul then says hmm thats interesting.

So this kid had a kid at the ripe old age of 16.
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 04, 2009, 03:39:39 PM
Some people are insisting that it was a BLACK and red hat with the new era logo.  Good lord.  I'll see if I can find a good pic of it.  If I'm wrong (along with a boat load of other people), I'll call it as it is...
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: wesfau2 on February 04, 2009, 03:40:00 PM
Kirrkpatrick just tol Finebaum the main reason for picking Bammer was his son. 

Uh...how does that work?

Bama offering to help pay for diapers and shit?
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 04, 2009, 03:40:45 PM
He also said Alabama would help him with the transaction into college life.  Freudian slip?
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Saniflush on February 04, 2009, 03:43:38 PM
He also said Alabama would help him with the transaction into college life.  Freudian slip?

Good stuff!
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 04, 2009, 03:45:44 PM
(http://blog.al.com/rapsheet/2009/02/large_Dre%20Kirkpatrick.jpg)

Looks like it is an Alabama hat.  Sure as shit looked like a Braves hat.  I think you can see why, and in the dark room, it didn't look black and red.  I was wrong.
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 04, 2009, 03:51:52 PM
Okay, on the having a kid at 16 thing....the mother was how old when he knocked her up? 
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: The Prowler on February 04, 2009, 03:52:26 PM
Looks like momma just got a new kitchen.   :clap:
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 04, 2009, 03:52:43 PM
(http://blog.al.com/rapsheet/2009/02/large_Dre%20Kirkpatrick.jpg)

Looks like it is an Alabama hat.  Sure as shit looked like a Braves hat.  I think you can see why, and in the dark room, it didn't look black and red.  I was wrong.

Look how happy all his peeps are about that new kitchen.
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Saniflush on February 04, 2009, 03:54:19 PM
(http://blog.al.com/rapsheet/2009/02/large_Dre%20Kirkpatrick.jpg)

Looks like he is on the ecstasy with those grouper eyes of his.
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 04, 2009, 03:57:05 PM
Y'all should have seen him go through the different bags and boxes to finally dig that fucker out....  it took 5 minutes to do what we all knew he was going to do anyway.   
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 04, 2009, 04:00:08 PM
I know these kids are enjoying the attention and the limelight, but damn I've always hated the little hat trick show they think is so cool.  I don't care if it's a Bammie or Auburn player, it's just dumb as hell.
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 04, 2009, 04:04:59 PM
Once ESPNU gave him the go, he looked at the Texas hat...

Said.."This had ain't got no swagga"....

Pulled a gym bag out from under the table and placed it on top of the Texas Hat...

He looks at his mother/ assistant to unzip this bag....

She fights with it and between the two of them, they open it....

Inside, a white garbage bag tied is wrestled and untwisted....

Inside the white garbage bag, a red giftbox is removed and placed at Dre's place at the table...

He takes the top off the box, finds no dick in a box.....

Takes out a black shoe bag....

Looks at the cameras, and crowd and asks.."Are you all ready for this"....

Takes a deep breath and wrestles the hat from the shoebag...

Wammo...he's a bammer.
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: wesfau2 on February 04, 2009, 04:06:50 PM
Once ESPNU gave him the go, he looked at the Texas hat...

Said.."This had ain't got no swagga"....

Pulled a gym bag out from under the table and placed it on top of the Texas Hat...

He looks at his mother/ assistant to unzip this bag....

She fights with it and between the two of them, they open it....

Inside, a white garbage bag tied is wrestled and untwisted....

Inside the white garbage bag, a red giftbox is removed and placed at Dre's place at the table...

He takes the top off the box, finds no dick in a box.....

Takes out a black shoe bag....

Looks at the cameras, and crowd and asks.."Are you all ready for this"....

Takes a deep breath and wrestles the hat from the shoebag...

Wammo...he's a bammer.

Well, fuck him.

Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 04, 2009, 04:08:12 PM
Look at me...me...me...look at me.  Are you looking?  Me!  Look at me.  Okay ready?  Now, look at me.  Look at me.  Alright, look away for a second...okay, now look at me again...look at me....
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Godfather on February 04, 2009, 04:12:20 PM
(http://blog.al.com/rapsheet/2009/02/large_Dre%20Kirkpatrick.jpg)

Looks like it is an Alabama hat.  Sure as shit looked like a Braves hat.  I think you can see why, and in the dark room, it didn't look black and red.  I was wrong.
WOW ...no other comment for that pic. I could say stuff but I would break my own rule.
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: The Prowler on February 04, 2009, 04:13:48 PM
Look at me...me...me...look at me.  Are you looking?  Me!  Look at me.  Okay ready?  Now, look at me.  Look at me.  Alright, look away for a second...okay, now look at me again...look at me....okay, now look away...aight, y'all ready?....look at me....Wammo, I'm going to the Atlanta Braves.
FTFY
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 04, 2009, 04:14:33 PM
WOW ...no other comment for that pic. I could say stuff but I would break my own rule.
Sorry, but the first thing I thought was that momma's ecstatic because she knows the Lowe's truck will be at her house in a matter of hours.
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: wesfau2 on February 04, 2009, 04:19:28 PM
WOW ...no other comment for that pic. I could say stuff but I would break my own rule.

Who else seen the leprechaun say "YEAH!"!!!
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on February 04, 2009, 04:21:58 PM
WOW ...no other comment for that pic. I could say stuff but I would break my own rule.

Race Baiter
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 04, 2009, 04:23:48 PM
You people are pathetic.  Whenever a top recruit signs with Bama, it has to be because they were paid off, doesn't it?  It couldn't be because bama is THE premier up and coming program in college football and Nick Saban is a mini-god that everyone wants to be like.  It couldn't be because it's every young boys dream to run through the tunnel at Bryant Denney after fondling the crotch on the statue of the Bear.  It couldn't be because of the weekly blow jobs promised by me...uuumm young Bama coeds, could it.  No, according to you guys, they're all paid off.  Brilliant.

Signed,

runswithrecruitcockinasscheeks
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 04, 2009, 04:26:26 PM
He should be here any minute to call me out again specifically just to "call it" and say what a disaster our class is. 
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 04, 2009, 04:34:48 PM
He should be here any minute to call me out again specifically just to "call it" and say what a disaster our class is. 
Depends on if he is working second or graveyard at the tin cans and string dispatch center...
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Thrilla on February 04, 2009, 04:37:36 PM
The crimson turds love teh cock, as evidenced by the small phallic peni they place on top of their "A" so that it's not confused with the Braves hat.  Also of note is the way the "A" is crossed...it's opposite on the hats.


(http://spln.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p2187265reg.jpg)

vs

(http://images.footballfanatics.com/productImages/_141000/altImages/FF_141337ALT1_xl.jpg)


And so ends Thrilla's class on how a Braves hat differs from the shittiest hat one could put on their head.
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Godfather on February 04, 2009, 04:44:20 PM
I thought the little swoop at the A was symbolic of the hairstyle that all alabama students seem to have.

(http://www.druidcityonline.com/zzz%20inside%20Home%20Games/LSU/LSU%20slideshow/images/z%20croyle.jpg)

(http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/34/340728.jpg)

the defense rests your honor.

Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 04, 2009, 04:53:11 PM
Ah yes, the good ol' fashion "Kentucky Waterfall".  Very nice.
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on February 04, 2009, 05:04:52 PM
Dis any of our signees pull the "look at me" hat trick?
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 04, 2009, 06:43:34 PM
Inside the white garbage bag, a red giftbox is removed and placed at Dre's place at the table...

He takes the top off the box, finds no dick in a box.....

I see a fark coming...
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Thrilla on February 04, 2009, 06:45:13 PM
Dis any of our signees pull the "look at me" hat trick?

Still waiting for the answer here...
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 04, 2009, 07:18:38 PM
Still waiting for the answer here...

Emory Blake is the only one that did a "hat trick", but I didn't see it to tell anyone how much of a circus act it actually was.
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: The Prowler on February 04, 2009, 08:33:09 PM
I'm not sure if any player has put on the "Look at me" hat trick that Dre did, I think they should have a 5 second Time limit...If they don't put a hat on, within 5 seconds, the mic and the cameras turn off.  But, I did think Bobby Massie's "hat trick" was fuckin hilarious.  He picked the uat hat and acted like he was going to put it on, then he threw it down and put on the Old Mrs hat.  Genius
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Jumbo on February 04, 2009, 08:36:08 PM
I'm not sure if any player has put on the "Look at me" hat trick that Dre did, I think they should have a 5 second Time limit...If they don't put a hat on, within 5 seconds, the mic and the cameras turn off.  But, I did think Bobby Massie's "hat trick" was fuckin hilarious.  He picked the uat hat and acted like he was going to put it on, then he threw it down and put on the Old Mrs hat.  Genius
Dat hat had no swagga'
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: RWS on February 05, 2009, 12:18:13 PM
Kirrkpatrick just tol Finebaum the main reason for picking Bammer was his son.  Paul asks him how old his son is and Dre said 2.  Paul then says hmm thats interesting.

So this kid had a kid at the ripe old age of 16.
Trent Richardson has a child as well, but his is probably 3-5 months old.
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: ssgaufan on February 05, 2009, 12:46:11 PM
Trent Richardson has a child as well, but his is probably 3-5 months old.

Sometimes you know a little too much info on all of these HS kids.   :blink:
Title: Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
Post by: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 12:52:07 PM
Sometimes you know a little too much info on all of these HS kids.   :blink:

Don't hate the mother.