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Title: This Just In: The Spears Family Is Full Of Whores
Post by: AUChizad on December 19, 2007, 09:11:51 AM: http://www.egossip.com/celebrity/jamie-lynn-spears-pregnant-oops-she-pulled-britney-4230

She's the star of the Nickelodeon show Zoey 101.

Funny shit.
Title: Re: This Just In: The Spears Family Is Full Of Whores
Post by: Sweetwater 420 on December 19, 2007, 09:13:51 AM: Wonder if the Loca DA will press Statutory Rape charges.
16 will get you 20
Title: Re: This Just In: The Spears Family Is Full Of Whores
Post by: Saniflush on December 19, 2007, 09:14:36 AM: Quote from: Sweetwater 420 on December 19, 2007, 09:13:51 AM
Wonder if the Loca DA will press Statutory Rape charges.
16 will get you 20

Not in GA.

Giggidy
Title: Re: This Just In: The Spears Family Is Full Of Whores
Post by: NobleRabbit on December 19, 2007, 09:23:18 AM: I wonder how Mama Spears's parenting book will do?
Title: Re: This Just In: The Spears Family Is Full Of Whores
Post by: Ogre on December 19, 2007, 09:29:57 AM: :idhitit:

(When she turns 18, of course)
Title: Re: This Just In: The Spears Family Is Full Of Whores
Post by: Lurking Tiger on December 19, 2007, 09:55:02 AM: Quote from: Ogre on December 19, 2007, 09:29:57 AM
:idhitit:

(When she turns 18, of course)

She already looks like she is 30. By the time she makes it to 18, you won't want her anymore.

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Title: Re: This Just In: The Spears Family Is Full Of Whores
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 19, 2007, 09:56:30 AM: Quote from: NobleRabbit on December 19, 2007, 09:23:18 AM
I wonder how Mama Spears's parenting book will do?

Lynne Spears's Parenting Book 'Delayed Indefinitely'
TUESDAY DECEMBER 18, 2007 10:15 PM EST
By Marisa Laudadio
Lynne Spears
PHOTO BY: CHRIS POLK / FILMMAGIC

Lynne Spears's book about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn has been put on hold, the publisher confirms to PEOPLE.

"The book is delayed indefinitely. It's delayed, not cancelled," says a spokeswoman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles.

It had been scheduled for a spring 2008 release and was put on hold last week, says the rep. On Tuesday, news hit that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn is pregnant with her boyfriend's child.

Publishers' Weekly described the book as "Lynne Spears's personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community."

The publisher declined to comment on whether the focus of the book would change in light of the pregnancy announcement.

"We are standing behind Lynn at this time and understand that she needs time with her family – we support that," says the spokeswoman.
Title: Re: This Just In: The Spears Family Is Full Of Whores
Post by: Thrilla on December 19, 2007, 11:52:20 AM: He Man's spunk swims true.
Title: Re: This Just In: The Spears Family Is Full Of Whores
Post by: AUChizad on December 19, 2007, 12:23:36 PM: Quote from: Thrilla on December 19, 2007, 11:52:20 AM
He Man's spunk swims true.
Yeah, I was just about to note that lil Jamie Lynne is the subject of a money shot in Hugh Jass's avatar.
Title: Re: This Just In: The Spears Family Is Full Of Whores
Post by: AWK on December 19, 2007, 12:24:09 PM: She is 16, but she looks 30. This is Howard's wet dream come true.
Title: Re: This Just In: The Spears Family Is Full Of Whores
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 19, 2007, 12:46:25 PM: Quote from: Thrilla on December 19, 2007, 11:52:20 AM
He Man's spunk swims true.
It's the shits. All the way from her lips to...well, her lips.
Title: Re: This Just In: The Spears Family Is Full Of Whores
Post by: johnwegl on December 19, 2007, 10:02:39 PM: You can take the girl out of Louisiana, but you can't take the Louisiana out of the girl.

I say "Congrats for making this long before getting knocked up!"