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Pat Dye Field => Signing Day => Topic started by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 04, 2009, 10:15:18 AM

Title: Pat Patterson Not Sold On...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 04, 2009, 10:15:18 AM

the Architecture Program at Crapstone U.

Signs with Ole Miss.

Title: Re: Pat Patterson Not Sold On...
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 04, 2009, 10:30:26 AM

They didn't really have a slot for him.  His grades weren't up to par.  Nick told him his offer wasn't solid.  He has a Chinese girlfriend.  Uummmm...let's see, what's some other excuses?

Title: Re: Pat Patterson Not Sold On...
Post by: ssgaufan on February 04, 2009, 10:31:44 AM

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on February 04, 2009, 10:30:26 AM

They didn't really have a slot for him.  His grades weren't up to par.  Nick told him his offer wasn't solid.  He has a Chinese girlfriend.  Uummmm...let's see, what's some other excuses?

His penis was too big for nickys brown starfish